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Sagamite:
And is your age still young? Hell yeah. 

If you don't hit your mark on time your criteria would turn to:

i want a man that can at least help sometimes with cooking and cleaning (I will appreciate it)
a man who preferably has a good sense of humour, who at least believes there is a God
a man who knows his way around a bed, whose manliness isnt the size of my pinkie
a man who is really kind hearted and forgiving,
a man who really respects me for me and can show me some love
I hope to get him soon as I don't want to remain single any longer and to add, I am willing to compromise on some of the above

Even if you defiantly don't verbalise it as you grow older, you will mentalise it.  At the moment, youthfulness and nymphal-ism is still shacking your head.  

Uuuf:
Sleekch1c, truly u r fair but ya face has conflicting colours, meanin u dnt knw how to apply make up, meaning u r a village gal

190:
[color=deeppink]^^
clear comot 4rm road

nah u i de talk 2

how lola even take know these kind beings sef! [/color]

well,

Ikedonn:
@ 190
It's true.I have seen some of them and they look so fat and ugly.

Yorisb:
WORD!!

''WE'' how many ugly girls association of you?

@OP

They are prolly as ugly and fugly as Yorisb.  

Factually, Sexy/Pretty girls don't stick around for too long as they are often on a high demand on the online outside hence have lil or no time 4 the e-world.


Xcuse me pass jor!!

patwhizkid:
Sleek madam, i can cook and cleen.
Cheers!!!

are u after my 35 dollars?(no offiense) are u a black gold digger?
u want my 35 dollars eh?

patwhizkid:
Id, jolosy go kill yu! Me and cork stand near papra & d queen now.
Id, yu know say i be light skinned NDIGBO. I even carry shovel wey i go take dig cork gold now. Buh im nor care b'kuz of my extra thigh.

bt u cant cook and cleen(no offience) lol

patwhizkid:
Hmmm see as ID and googles dey gossip me & mr cork loff.

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]can u  cook and clean?
do u ve big boobs and thighs?
(no offience) lol[/font]

sleekch1c , sweeeery, am sure u dont need a looser crackhead like 190 in yo life. u dont need a boy who loook like arm robber.

babaaay you need a man, a real man, a man's man, >>>>>MOI!! (truss me)

190:
[color=deeppink]@@sleekch1c

if you are intelligent

you would see that mr.cock/fool just said hes a gay bish,

what the heck is a real man ( a man's man) he belongs to another man,

hes F-ing Gay, a nitwit a bish and a cretin!!

send me a mail lets do this outside nl.

a trial would convince u[/color]

sleekch1c , didnt realize u waz so preeety, u make all Nairaland females loook so UGLY (no oofeince)

WILL YOU MARRRRRRY ME?

i cant cook and clean
bt i got big nyansh
i love to cross my leg and manicure my nails all day
and oh,i got thick thighs
and am a black 9ja diamond digger
still want me?

yang:
Best poster male - Mrbrownjay

Best poster female - Mrs potato

Most annoying Female- Mrseve (professional thread derailer)

Most annoying Male - 190/ Dsense (take your pick)

Funniest poster- Monsieur cork

Cutest male - Me

Cutest Female- Odunnu / Nekab

Troll of the Year- Dsense / Yorisb /kay177

Odunharry:
it really dpends on their kind of person.@slimchik like your picture cos u luk cute.

CArt:
What if the breakup was your fault or just a mere misconception knowing fully well that you loved each other?
Pls be sincere

El Guapo:
Biko zi nu,nwoke mara nma mere ya bu ifunayam ebere,nihi na nde nke ika koro ya ebuka

kanmi22:
D-Sense, are u single? LOL i dnt like men smoking not to talk of women. Her smoking is just an excuse for breaking up with her, some women do worse things and still are living, so wat da heck? I am not supporting smokers but i dont think its a good reason for breaking up, atleast she promised to quit!!! Am guessing the girl has done some things in d past and everytin don pile up, now GBAM smoking issue come break everything.

Its not wifeylike to smoke, ewww nasty!