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Ikedonn:
@ lovemoi2
If you think 2 million naira is small,How many people have you helped this year in naija?there are people who need your help.Don't come here to brag for me,i guess you are among those bad bit.ch who supports gold digging. You don't know me and so do bring out your dirty mouth here. Why should i just give out my money for a who.re?there are people who deserves help than the so called-scammer trying  to scam me.

sshhh,2m is no big deal so shut up and stop whining, its boring!

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=551772.msg7160212#msg7160212 date=1289984981]am a lover not a fighter, ok!! by the ways, can u cook & cleen and do u have manners? am lookin for a girl friend [/quote]hehe,

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=552374.msg7160185#msg7160185 date=1289984731]by the way, be nice to me, am from London, I aint one of those your enugu or Kano boy friends!!

I has classs! [/quote]who dash monkey banana?

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=552374.msg7160126#msg7160126 date=1289984023]vivaladiva  , madam, u sound like one of those LOndon Nigerian Gold diggers with fake hairs who live in a council flats,

BUT i forgive u, Madam if u r nice to me,  I promice u can have me all to your sef, this week end!! [/quote]mumu,were u born stupid or is it a result of constant practice? [quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=552374.msg7160178#msg7160178 date=1289984618]madam u such a village girl, i bet if u see me car, u be all over me like the rest of them nigerian womens, truss me! [/quote]am sure u scrub toilets in some shabby brothel, pray,why wld she be over u?because of ur eternal 35 pounds sterling?pls spare me!

coded777:
This may not directly has to do with my person but is it possible to get a lady/woman pregnant within 48 hours? If yes, hoW? Is there a magic to make it happen or would excessive se x and heavenly feeling inside. . make it. Matured minds pls tender your facts. im sure will be of practical idea to some extent.

-A man and woman just just got married under the guile of lack of insecurity which they're both aware of while they were both a distant. Man has taken a 4day trip off from his tight work schedules and must return to work on the 5th day i.e to say a day of arival, the next day for rest and the 3rd day for wedding eve then 4th day for weddin., meanwhile all weddin plans and arrangements settled before his coming.
Man must get his new wife Pregnant before he takes his trip back. Is there any posibility for this? mind u Man is very fertile and sexualy active-
You're welcome, pls.

how do u knw he is fertile?it has nothing to do with the strenght or libido!
and yes if he is really fertile and the woman is ovulating,it wld take minutes for it to happen

kokoletz:
Why is that most guys are mugu while ladies are smarter.

bullchit,sex in exchange for money?u may as well get a hooker

am not weak to my exes, i wld rather be laid by a gutter rat than my exbf

depends on how much he is paid

coded777:
@Idowuogbo, is that u in your pofile?

she has no pics in her profile and i bet she looks like something out of an egg

johnterry1:
Best poster (male)
Best poster (female)
Most annoying poster(male)
Most annoying poster(female)
Funniest poster
Cutest poster (male)
Cutest poster (female)

i need to make this open by not suggesting any name alone so i need your input while i update the list

imo,
Best poster (male)-mrbrownjay

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=295689

Best poster (female)-ujujoan

Most annoying poster(male)-190

Most annoying poster(female)-mrseve

Funniest poster-mr cork
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=604528

Cutest poster (male)-ozone or bigrod or stephenp

d bigrod https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=471000

ozone https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=326279

stephen p https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=100298


Cutest poster (female)-[color=#990000][/color]

i think asshole of d year award shld go to MOBO and mr cork.@op pls free mrseve,i think she is really cool

any one who is unhappy can take polonium-210 for all i care, my xmas list is ready and believe me,its really long

2buff:
sleekch1c, I think it's better if I smooch you and put our rage to much better use.

when last did u floss?

men are basically asswipes
let the war of the sexes begin proper**cocking rifle** who goes first?

tkb417:
yo!

we are saying the same thing

women with low IQs will marry Men with low IQs

since u didnt go to school and u cant make logical inferences; ill conclude for you

It means there are as much women with Low IQs like men with less than zero IQs

so give it a rest cos it does put a hole in the crap u posted earlier


so who marries a babe that cannot think like  you? the unfortunate men of course

babes, in the posse of asswipes, where logical reasoning is a rarity, im sure you'll be a scribe ( no ofiense)

u re educated right?and u dnt knw the difference between the word 'pose' and posse?seriously,u bore me, u complain and whine abt women getting old and still single.since there re more men like u in circulation,i dnt blame the sisters who choose to remain single.
FYI,i got more education than u misbegotten,retarded,hell-forsaken mutant!

tkb417:
if ure intelligent u'll know the great percentage of those men with low IQ would get married to some women (u might be one of them)

so who are those getting married to those with low IQs. women with boosters in ther brains?

woohoo

undiluted baloney

dats why i said a great percentage u dimwit, there are still some with proper brain constituents,thank God.
the women getting married to men like u?oh,ur fellow dimwits of course with equally warped stone-age mentality and stupidity to match urs, not women like me,thank u very much!
besides,am not 27 and desperate and i dnt see why any woman shld feel that way.

i prefer mr macho, i prefer muscles to cute face! besides,am not a sucker for pretty men.

aww, i cant believe the number of nigerian men who has IQ below zero, honestly a great percentage judging 4rm some idiotic posts here i wonder what they have as brain,jizz?

[quote author=~Small-B-Mighty~ link=topic=546771.msg7107603#msg7107603 date=1289300913]dis is d goodest advice. Tainks Livedit. I luv u.[/quote]

thats what the smart asses here do,marry at 45 after playing around,probably to a 25yr old then retire b4 their kids are in high school.
if they dnt start sufffering frm low libido by then,then they re hypertensive and diabetic, the wife then becomes both mother nurse and breadwinner in some cases, seriously guys,do u think time stands still for u?this stone-age nigerian ape-men wont cease to surprise me!

toba:
A lesson that if u ever got married to a virgin, dis-virgin her your self before your neighbour decides to help u.

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if it were to be me, i would send her away

obviously,u ve an IQ below zero
@op,the man should support her afterall,if the tables were turned she wldnt leave him.its a sad predicament

thiscounts:
MSEve,  Why did you hurl insult at me like a fustrated naughty woman who has sold out her pride long time ago for just a bottle of coke and now just realising her lost.Shame on you,I know your mum warned you gainst the perils but you told her to keep shut, now you weep in grieve of had I known.


 A friend just piped-up he said u lost it to a dog.OMG!

thats not smart

MrsEve:
Uhmmmm Poster how can I be weeping and grieving, I AM MARRIED, I am not supposed to be a virgin

rock on sweetie

mecussey:
Kisses and hug? like you are a teenager. What a girl needs from you are challenges and manliness

bullsh1t

Rhymez:
@poster. This is an abuse to freedom of speech. If I were the moderator, such thread will be witheld.

dnt be jealous dear

ZIM DRILL:
the question is why would want things for free when there is nothing for free

yes,there re free things and if ppl like u dnt get rid of that silly mindset,then i wonder what happened to kindness and charity!

i find it really weird seeing a 9ja babe walking under the harsh glare of this horrid sun and clutching a silly teddy, i love them in the house though but wlking around with toys in public is strictly for the kiddies, @poster,like u dating a winch who manipulated u with a teddy

i wld love to but my damned pride wnt allow it, bt i believe couples shld help each other out when necessary foregoing pride and pig headedness.thats wat love is all about

a big boy is a guy who is spiritually,financially,mentally,morally, SOUND! with emphasis on morally and spiritually

larez:
With the amount of emotionally manipulative women out there, yes real men can shed tears. Just did recently and then promptly dumped her.

lol, i cant stand a man dat cries cos i dont!