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Car TalkRe: 71% Federal Roads Now Motorable – FG by sleekman(m): 8:22pm On Jul 03, 2014
[quote author=Evy.uc]Remember enugu onitsha exressway is not motorable geting to 10 years. I, personally wil not vote 4u if dat road is not fixed.[/quote]I laff in hausa. U think ur vote will count? GEJ will get close 2 100% votes across d SE and SS. Gbam!
CultureRe: Ile-ife, Final Rest Place Of Oba Of Benin? (picture). by sleekman(m): 10:29am On Jul 03, 2014
Foreign observers often commented favorably on Benin's discipline and organization as "better disciplined than any other Guinea nation", contrasting them with the slacker troops from the Gold Coast
CultureRe: Ile-ife, Final Rest Place Of Oba Of Benin? (picture). by sleekman(m): 10:19am On Jul 03, 2014
macof: grin grin see this pathetic liar, even in ur heart u know you are a damned liar

What has Bini got to do with ocean??

Olokun is Ijebu origin....and Ogun is Ekiti
Ogun is also in Akure, another in Ife and last in saki district of Oyo

Bronze casting was taught to bini by Ife
ur lies and falsehoods no get part 2. Benin art predates Ife art. Bini's were d first 2 start bronze and brass casting cos they 1st came in contact with d portuguese in Nigeria. Prior 2 dat they made carvings and molding. Benin city had d 1st church in Nigeria from d portuguese missionaries that came in d 16th century. That's why Benin chiefs wear a cassock. "The King of Benin can in a single day make 20,000 men ready for war, and, if need be, 180,000, and because of this he has great influence among all the surrounding peoples. . . . His authority stretches over many cities, towns and villages. There is no King thereabouts who, in the possession of so many beautiful cities and towns, is his equal."

—Olfert Dapper,
CultureRe: Ile-ife, Final Rest Place Of Oba Of Benin? (picture). by sleekman(m): 10:02am On Jul 03, 2014
The king's palace or court is a square, and is as large as the town of Haarlem and entirely surrounded by a special wall, like that which encircles the town. It is divided into many magnificent palaces, houses, and apartments of the courtiers, and comprises beautiful and long square galleries, about as large as the Exchange at Amsterdam, but one larger than another, resting on wooden pillars, from top to bottom covered with cast copper, on which are engraved the pictures of their war exploits and battles..."

—Olfert Dapper
CultureRe: Ile-ife, Final Rest Place Of Oba Of Benin? (picture). by sleekman(m): 11:45pm On Jul 02, 2014
It is high time we get archaeologists into dis matter. Simple carbon dating techniques will put 2 bed a lot of these issues. For all of u that aren't aware. There were 3 main empires. Nok, dahoumey and d Benin empire. Dahoumey and d Benin empires were offshoots from d Nok empire. The Benin empire was d strongest and biggest. The major reason d Benin empire didn't grow in size was due 2 wickedness and high level of ritualistic practices. The yorubas, Itsekiri, Urhobo, Isoko, Ndokwa, Igbo(Onitsha), Ighara, Esan are either breakaways due 2 political tussles or brother princes that established other hamlets. In the case of the Urhobos who were slaves 2d Binis they ran away because of d practice of killing over 200slaves whenever an Oba was 2b buried. All Obas are buried @d Oba's palace. Like I said wickedness in high places as well as d 1897 massacre of Binis resulted in a weaker Benin.
FoodRe: 4 Foods That Shouldn’t Be Kept In The Refrigerator by sleekman(m): 10:20pm On Jun 28, 2014
Tomatoes in plastic bag ke? If u wanna store tomatoes then tear up a carton and place the tomatoes on it in a very cool environment. Alternatively u can store in a fridge but not just any fridge. Store in a fridge that can achieve a regulated 4degrees temp. At 4degrees most fruits and vegies don't go bad. Unless u have 24hrs power this option won't work. Potatoes can be stored in d freezer but first u must steam it 4 about 5mins, peel of d bark then steam again with salted water 2 kill d germs and then place in d freezer. Note freezer must always be frozen 4 optimum results.
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Disgraces Okorocha At Oputa’s Burial Over N20M For Arrangements by sleekman(m): 10:09pm On Jun 28, 2014
Lordlexyy: Those who support Charley's poor behaviour does so cos Okorocha is from the opposition. He didn't fail to display his rascality even in full public glare. I wonder how parents would be proud to have a son like that who threw caution to the air to embarass a sitting Governor. This is poor politics poorly displayed. There are many civilised way of venting grieviances and surely, not this way. He has not only disrespect the Governor but also the ministering Priest and God as well since the episode took place in the church.
U wen dey buy girlfriend motor come dey fight am 4d motor wen she take u do wien nko? D family reserves d right on who they want to address them. By d way he warned that no campaigning allowed and that was exactly wot Okorocha did d previous day. Then u want him 2 allow that during d burial. His fathers burial not Okorochas. By d way u don collect ur motor abi na marriage last last?
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Disgraces Okorocha At Oputa’s Burial Over N20M For Arrangements by sleekman(m): 10:00pm On Jun 28, 2014
jenuel: Charly Boys action is condemnable. His action showed utmost disrespect not only to Aboki Rochas Okoroocha but also to the officiating Bishop Kukah. Charly Boy as the first son of the jurist should start displaying majurity and not boyish acts. He had every opportunity to address the audience as the chief mourner and dispel all rumour.
Oga na Charly Papa burial no be Rochas campaign. He had every right. The family chooses who 2 address d church and not d officiating ministers
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Disgraces Okorocha At Oputa’s Burial Over N20M For Arrangements by sleekman(m): 9:57pm On Jun 28, 2014
ogtavia: I wasn't there,so I can't tell how serious it was,but at any rate,I think Charlie Boy went a little overboard,if he wanted to embarass Okorocha (who according to people on dis thread is a synonym for lie),he shud have waited till like say the reception,where even d audience will be larger(people like Okorocha neva get tired of public misdemeanour),the occasion was abt his dad(tho dead) and nt abt him or Okorocha,yet I still understand dt we all av different temperaments,yet,I still think d occasion wasn't right,okay,he has snatched the mic from him and unwittingly sent him home or to a mistress's place,what next,the burial proceeding has been disrupted no matter how slight,however,it hasn't reduced d respect I av for charly Boy,no matter how small,however,those governor's nneed to be taught a bitter lesson in honesty,must they turn everything into politics?altho,I am very sure when Oputa Snr was dying,he might av settled it within himself dt his son might disrupt his burial or create a scene,it won't be a new thing,but Charly Boy chose a wrong occasion for the right thing,PDP and APC can go to hell with all its members,I dnt give two dead rats behind.
Ure very silly 4 dis stupi d comment. My fathers burial, I warn u that no politics will b tolerated and then u want 2 open ur mouth when u didn't donate jack while claiming u donated N20m. Charly own small my own 4b x10
ProgrammingRe: How To Get Funding For My Tech Start-up by sleekman(m): 3:14am On Dec 09, 2013
Also try You Win 3.
PoliticsRe: UN, African Leaders Hail Nigeria MDG Efforts by sleekman(m): 4:05am On Sep 29, 2013
http://businessdayonline.com/2013/03/nigerias-mortality-rate-fast-reducing-unicef/

Thank God for the internet. Research and believe. Fresh Air 2015.

By the way who says GEJ isn't fighting corruption? He is but that the way its been done in the past. The wise ones say prevention is better than cure. how many FG establishments see free money 2 steal these days? Don't worry in some months time he'll chase the likes of Aliyu Babaginda, Ameachi, Oshiomole and Lamido.
PropertiesProperty Listings by sleekman(op): 10:05pm On Sep 27, 2013
FOR SALE

1 1.25Hectares @Lagoon Restaurant, Ozumba Mbadiwe $80m
2 1.6Hectares @Ahmadu Bello Way N7B
3 2 Plots measuring 5000m² each @J5 & J53, Banana Island N1.5B each
4 3.5Hectares @Akin Adesola, Off Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island N12.5B
5 6 Acres of land @Apapa N12B Asking
6 A 6-Bay Warehouse of 7800ft² on 4.5acres @Amuwo Odofin N1.5B Asking
7 3000m² on Bourdillon road, Ikoyi N1B
8 8B/R Detached House on 720m² @Muri Okunola, VI N350m Asking
9 Plots measuring 1100m² in NICON Town N150m
10 5B/R Detached house with 2-Rm BQ, & Jacuzzi, S/Pool on 600m², Lekki Ph1 N155m Asking
11 4Nos Brand New 4B/R Terrace +Rm BQ, S/Pool with Gen @Banana Island, Ikoyi (Vacant) N130m/Terrace
12 5B/R Detached house with 2-Rm BQ on 500m² in Lekki Ph1 N125m Asking
13 A plot measuring approx 800m² @ Ikate Elegushi, Lekki (3rd Roundabout) N65m Asking
14 An approx 800m² plot of land @Illasan, opposite NICON Town, behind Romay Gardens N30m Asking
15 A plot measuring 900m² @Blk 6 Plt 4, Lekki Ph1 N125m Asking
16 4B/R Terrace on Fatai Arobieke, Lekki Ph1 N85m Asking
17 A 4-Bedroom Semi-Detached house @Millenium Estate, Lekki Ph1 N65m Asking
18 6 Nos Spacious 3B/R flats & 2 Nos 3B/R Duplexes @ the rear on 930m² in Ketu with registered deed of conveyance N60m Asking
19 4000m² @Seagate estate, in Lekki for JV (Joint Venture) JV
20 3B/R Flat in a serviced estate @Milverton Estate N40m Asking
21 New 5B/R Detached House @Seagate Estate, Lekki N65m Asking
22 A Plot measuring approx. 650m² with a beautiful bungalow @the rear @Peace Estate Ajah N22m Asking
Block 60, Plot 38 measuring 780m² @Lekki Ph2 N14m Asking
23 Block A, Plot 38 & 49 864m² @Pinnock Beach Estate, Lekki N60m Asking

FOR LEASE

24 3-Bedroom Serviced flat in a very secure estate with S/Pool, tennis court, gym in Lekki Ph1 N3.5m, S/CN1m
25 Well finished 3B/R Flat, with all rooms en-suite with a rm BQ in Old Ikoyi N9m
26 Well finished and furnished 3B/R Flat, all rms en-suite+study+a rm BQ+S/Pool+Gym @V/I N8m SC N2.5m
27 3B/R flat with all rooms en-suite in Parkview, Ikoyi N6.5m
28 Water-view 3B/R luxury Serviced flat with S/Pool & a room BQ in Old Ikoyi $90k
29 Well finished Luxury 5B/R house with a 2-rm BQ & S/Pool in Lekki Ph1 N8m
30 4B/R terrace house with a rm BQ in Lekki Ph1 N4.5m
31 4B/R Semi-Detached house with a 2-room BQ close to SON in Lekki Ph1 N3.5m
32 4B/R duplex with a rm BQ in a secure estate in Lekki Ph1 N5.5m
33 4B/R Terrace with a room BQ@ Oniru N3.5m, S/CN1m
34 Well finished 5B/R Detached house with 2-room BQ@ Oniru N6.5m
35 Nicely finished 4B/R Detached house in Lekki Ph1 N5.5m
36 4B/R Semi-detached house with 2-rm BQ in Lekki Ph1 N4.5,5m
37 2B/R flat off Admiralty way in Lekki Ph1. N1.8m
38 A Spacious 3-Bedroom flat in Oke-nla Ajah, Lekki(4 flats in the compound) N500k/yr
40 Executively finished & serviced 3B/R flat with ACs @ Lekki Ph1 (Corporate Client) N4.5m/flat

Call Aiho & Partners
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PoliticsRe: Rivers Teachers Are Miscreants - CP Mbu by sleekman(m): 9:55pm On Sep 27, 2013
Nobody has clearly seen the lie here by Ameachi. You want to serve postings in a stadium? Abeg Ameachi should think up another lie.
HealthRe: Baby With 2 Heads Survives Risky Surgery In Afghanistan (PHOTOS) by sleekman(m): 9:03pm On Sep 27, 2013
This is the result of cluster bombs and its likes courtesy the Americans on the Afghans. Lets pray we dont see war in this country
Christianity EtcRe: Who Sinned First, Satan Or Adam ? by sleekman(m): 9:11pm On Sep 26, 2013
I see the spirit of blasphemy at the door so I simply shut the door and move on to the next thread.
PoliticsRe: Jesse Jackson Commends Jonathan’s Transparency by sleekman(m): 7:47pm On May 30, 2013
I love for us to be objective when assessing an administration or president. The raw and undiluted truth is GEJ has done well. If you go through my posts you'll clearly see I supported, campaigned and voted Buhari in 2011. I'm an Edo man but voted Buhari based on 2 beliefs.
1.I knew GEJ and Buhari will get the job done but it will cost Nigeria and Nigerians less with Buhari because a N3b Buhari contract will equal a N30b GEJ contract.
2.Buhari will fight corruption much better than GEJ.

Having said all these it's time to live up to certain realities that have manifested in the past 2 years.
Come 2015 I'll be voting GEJ based on the following premise.

1. GEJ has performed well and I dare say above average. Obama almost lost the election in the US because like today the Americans didn't think he was capable enough to turn around the mess created by years of republican economic mismanagement and war campaigns which they even intended moving to Iran. Towards the tail-end of Obama's 1st term the people began to see the sacrifices they've endured from the economic rebuilding programs initiated by Obama. As I write they Americans are beginning to see that they didn't make a mistake after all. With an economy beginning to blossom they know that there's no way other than up. Same scenario applies to Nigeria. GEJ has began to apply the foundation blocks for the building of a prosperous economy as soon as he began his tenure albeit slowly. Students of economics know that you must have a robust economy before that robust economy will begin to translate into jobs.
2. I can travel from Lagos to Benin in 3 HOURS yes 3 hours. With just 4 police checkpoints "Highway patrol checkpoints" I can comfortably do 120-130km/h and be in Benin all other unforeseen circumstances not taken into consideration.
Last Week, I did Lagos to PH in 9.5hrs even with a stopover in Benin for 30mins at an eatery and a tire check at warri.
I'm sure you can deduce that the roads are very good save for very small portions still being worked on. OBJ complaining that GEJ isn't working should know that the blood of thousands of Nigerians who have perished on that road whom Annenih and himself embezzled (1st N150b and then N300b) are after him and his unsaved children. Can anyone say that the roads aren't much better since GEJ came on board?
3. Power is improving. Yes power supply is improving and by christmas I know that all those castigating GEJ now will bow their heads in shame once they see the remarkable improvements in this sector. 18hr power supply is enough to dumb hs greatest critics.
4. The northerners complaining has anyone ever touched their lives as remarkably as GEJ has done. The peaceful states upnorth are enjoying 1st class agricultural attention. GEJ has broken the middleman tradition in fertilizer distribution thereby creating enemies from the northern elites bent on enslaving the common northerner perpetually.
5. When was the last time you heard of big multinationals thinking of coming to invest in Africa? Sorry to inform all you critics that Nigeria is in the forefront of African FDI though I don't support the administration's claim of FDI. There is a difference between FDI and 'hot money'. 'Hot Money' is money invested in the stock market which can cause a bubble if it is hastily withdrawn as it was done in 2007/2008.
6. We now export things other than oil and gas. Isn't that great? This is the first true case of diversification of the economy. We export cement, rubber, plastic, cocoa etc.
7. Functional rail? Lagos-Kano on stream, Maiduguri-PH coming on stream in dec, intra-city train service in Lagos, Kano and Kaduna, Enugu to Abakaliki coming on stream in march next year. Bros una still get mouth?
8. A relatively freer and fairer election?
9. I have being pissed of by these Northern elitist buffoons who want to continually enslave their fellow less privileged brothers and don't want any form of light being shown them.
9. Lastly, Has anyone in the history of Nigeria ever accommodated more criticisms and insults than this president and continually behaves like a mumu when he clearly knows what he is doing?

Please, Abeg lets be objective enough and open our eyes to the real realities.

However, I want to see attention in an area where the president has [size=15pt]failed woefully[/size] and that is in the area of corruption. I need to see true reforms in the judiciary championed by the executive.
PoliticsRe: “El-Rufai’s Intelligence Is Governed By ego” – Reno Omokri by sleekman(m): 5:14pm On Apr 09, 2013
Eeeehen! So na Beaf be Reno Omokri? Kai wonders will never end. The person that granted that interview and the Beaf on this forum are 2 very different people. Mehn!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's First Flying Doctor Saving Lives In Nigeria- CNN by sleekman(m): 5:08pm On Apr 09, 2013
If I was President I will make it a priority to criminalize tribalism just as racism is. This tribal bashing must be declared criminal urgently. Once that is done no one will come here an online forum and spill bile from their devilish, hate infested gutters they call mouths.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's First Flying Doctor Saving Lives In Nigeria- CNN by sleekman(m): 5:03pm On Apr 09, 2013
Nwando anything more? Otherwise michionu Biko! Ure a stinking moth in a trash can is my final verdict. Get a life
PoliticsRe: Ghana To Re-open Nigerian Shops by sleekman(m): 3:30pm On Apr 09, 2013
lond07: Please what is the meaning of this slang - Mtseeeeew. I googled but no result!!!
Kai! Nairaland no go killime O! Abeg make una explain Mtcheeeeew for am now? grin cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Is Dead by sleekman(m): 4:17pm On Mar 06, 2013
chingyjant: Venezuela is one big hell of irony where people are suffering in the mist of plenty irrespective of their oil money.Another end of an era of a Dictator.Rest in peace
Ure are a bug twerp. If there's a Chavez in Nigeria that reduced unemployment rate from 20% to barely 7% and reduced poverty from 70% to 40% then in my eyes he's a hero and not what the western media brandishes about his populist ideas. Just wait to see the expression of love that will be poured out by Venezuelans by friday.
HealthRe: Benefits Of African Black Soap by sleekman(m): 12:20pm On Mar 02, 2013
The only remedy to that is to use a relaxer first and then wash it out and comb.
HealthRe: Benefits Of African Black Soap by sleekman(m): 6:30pm On Feb 27, 2013
Na which kind advert for Dudu Osun soap be this. Na black soap d OP talk O! If u want the smell of black soap to be different then get some bottles of perfumes. Put the black soap in a bowl, pour some perfume and mix with ur hand as if ure mixing dough. Mix thoroughly and make sure u cover it.

Alternatively, if you want to create your own signature smell. Browse through the net for flowers that have pleasant smells. In the case of flowers, blend them in a blender with very little water. Then squeeze out the liquid. Boil until its oily. Then mix the oil with the black soap.
ComputersRe: Best Tablet To Use With Nigerian Telecoms (MTN, Glo)? by sleekman(m): 3:58pm On Feb 25, 2013
There is no system or tablet like the surface Pro. So my advice is that you go for Surface Pro because with that you can do most things on the fly without needing a lappy or desktop. My 2cents
PhonesRe: Glo Highflier & Talkfree Introduced. Gista, Infinito & G-Bam Updated by sleekman(m): 1:51pm On Feb 22, 2013
No be lie my brother. I use etisalat for BB, MTN Supersaver, and Airtel 20k/sec. Strictly no calls on my etisalat. For BB things. MTN mostly for business cos over 80% of people use MTN therefore strictly 4 MTN only. Airtel 4 all networks. Like they say in Sweden, there's nothing like I'm cold instead bad dressing. Cunning man die, cunning man bury am.
PhonesRe: Glo Highflier & Talkfree Introduced. Gista, Infinito & G-Bam Updated by sleekman(m): 11:34am On Feb 21, 2013
Talkfree: N1000 for 150mins: translation 1000/(150x60)=1000/9000 = N0.222/sec= 22k/sec So I wonder where the talk is free in dis package? *coughing* then continues
FashionRe: Makeup Looks Men Love by sleekman(m): 8:39pm On Feb 19, 2013
Light or minimal makeup. I dont want some devil signature makeups O!
CelebritiesRe: Goldie Is Dead! by sleekman(m): 12:12am On Feb 15, 2013
This is rather unfortunate. What could have caused her death? I might as well speculate that it could be the weight loss drugs. People need 2 beware of what they take into Their bodies.
FamilyRe: What Exactly Is A Man's Duty In The Home Nowadays by sleekman(m): 8:53pm On Feb 14, 2013
Really I don't know much about those cultures? 7yrs in Sweden and a year in Denmark? Will u dispute any of the points I gave earlier? Then u'll tell me its ok for a gay priest 2 hand me holy communion. Rubbish. There are a lot of beautiful things about ur culture as well as very sick ones.
FamilyRe: What Exactly Is A Man's Duty In The Home Nowadays by sleekman(m): 8:12pm On Feb 14, 2013
Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark any difference? All Scandinavian, all with same cultures, beliefs.
Can everyone now see the trend I've been talking about?
1. Men now have 2 do chores.
2. The women want to keep hyphenated surnames.
3. Children now have 2 share both mother's and fathers family names.
4. If ur wife asks u for a divorce the man gets 2 leave d house and seek temporary accommodation until d divorce case is settled.
5. The man can't decide d faith of his children
6. A man has 2 cook while his wife smokes in d livingroom all in d name of feminism.
The list goes on and on. Lady if u want to enjoy dis forum I'll advice u keep ur rotten culture 2 urself.
FamilyRe: What Exactly Is A Man's Duty In The Home Nowadays by sleekman(m): 7:10pm On Feb 13, 2013
JallowBah: It`s not like all of the women LIKE cleaning either, you know.

I actually hate it. It is boring and I wish I did not have to do it, but I still do it, because it is needed.
I'm very sorry for the domesticated cat u have. More like a servant husband. Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwww
FamilyRe: What Exactly Is A Man's Duty In The Home Nowadays by sleekman(m): 6:49pm On Feb 13, 2013
JallowBah: I have not changed anything, it is you and the other dude who just assumed I -made- my husband to the chores.
I could never marry a man that wanted me to do everything in the house, even when both of us are working. He has clearly said he could never marry a woman who expected him to pay everything.

My husband is a lion. Him not working fulltime does not make him any less of a man.
I have been appreciating him all along, it is not my fault you boys make up stories and think to yourself that because he do chores, "SHE MUST HAVE MADE HIM DO IT!".

The agreement for us is that when we work full-time, we take apx half/Half each. He has responsibility for some parts of the house, I have for others.
If one of us cook, the other take the dishes.
Most of the time, it is me taking the clothes, floor all around, cleaning the fridge when needed, windows etc.
Most of the time, he takes the bathroom-cleaning.
For us, this agreement works. For others, probably not.
The problem here is that u must think ure talking to a fool who doesn't understand the agreement that exists between u and ur man. U didn't force ur man? Yeah right. You apportion chores and you dare open that lousy mouth of yours to say he wasn't forced? Hahahaha I laff in svenska. Let me see if your husband wins a lottery and he decides to get a relation of his to come do his share of the work what happens? You'll scream blue-murder he has reneged on his agreement? Infact you're a disgrace to womanhood. Your husband cooks while u cross ur legs in the living room expecting to be served? Now I get your idea of equality.
Tell u what, you should have proposed to him too. Let me see as its customary in Sweden I guess your children are going to bear both your surnames. U know what I speak from experience. All what uve said was exactly what I opposed when I was dating one of ur likes. The thing I liked about her was she mellowed and agreed the way of the African Lion. Agreement my foot.

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