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PeterKbaba: Illiterate.. PPP means public/private/partnership........ the state government is the public in this situation, enabling environment for the private sector is also made by the state government.. After all that, a PPP agreement is made on investment, we the state provide part of the capital and allow the private sector raise the rest of the capital themselves or get a loan, put their expertise into the project and there you are, a PPP investment is made...... So pls go to school ok and avoid tribalism or cultism in school.. you don hear.. olodo

Abeg what does solely mean? Can someone help me educate this quatre of a quatre baked olodo what solely means. Someone said earlier that this is a solely state project and I tried to set the record straight, only for this ever so dull humanoid to come spew his over brimming olodocrity.

Who's propagating this falsehood that this is a solely LASG affair? Please get your facts right, It is a PPP project.

Omo after stealing $3.7m from her Oyibo mugu she's pretty boxed up.

Like u must have guessed I'm an Edo man. Seems uve forgotten Equoka moi-moi. This is how to make it.

Purchase very fresh corn from d market and blend mildly. If u prefer it smooth then smooth. Mix salt, seasoning(knorr), palm oil, crayfish, onion, garlic(optional). Then wrap with d moi-moi leaf. Add fish or shrimp or very soft meat. Heat for about 30mins and fry eggs with tomatoes, onion, salt a touch of seasoning. I promise u a local treat and a blast into d past.

There're a couple of local varieties you'll surely like. Mind u most of this combinations are subject to the season.
1. Corn moi-moi commonly called Equoka and fried egg interlaced with tomato, onion, scent leaf(coriander) and sardine fish.
2. Boiled yam/plantain/potato/sweet potato with egg plant sauce(garden egg)
3. Moi-moi and akamua(pap)
4. Akara and Akamu (wash beans and store in d freezer. This makes it much easier.
5.Fresh or toast Bread and various varieties of egg
-Omelette
-Squashed egg using regular milk or sweetened milk
-Squashed egg using sardine
-Boiled egg or half boiled egg
-Open boiled egg (this requires more skill)

To be continued...

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All those who say astrology is of d devil pls can u all stop using time as a means of measure because that in itself is astrology. I repeat astrology has absolutely nothing to do with anything fetish. It's all classification of traits and mathematics. If ure into management you know for sure that there are forecasting technics employed to either predict d amount of production to be made or d peak seasons etc. Astrology cannot predict with absolute certainty that events will happen but just like anyother scientific method it can try to pinpoint based on natural law that certain things might happen. Would u call anyone that thinks to a high degree of probability that a certain event will happen is practicing divination? If so then we all practice divination. If for instance I tell you based on ur natal charts that people who have saturn in d seventh house suffer from addiction would u then go on to experiment with drugs? Astrology helps u know urself. Last year a client of mine came for her natal and transit reading & I saw there that she has a health problem that was related to her abdomen and that she should check d problem early. She was very surprised and did as I told her. Anoda of my friend I advised to be more prayerful because he is entering a turbulent period in his life that will last for 3.5yrs. He got closer to God, lost quite a lot but because he expected it he weathered d storm beautifully and got out.
I'm a full believer and my faith is unwaivering with d assurances of d Lord by me. Furthermore, nothing is permanent because only d Lord can change a situation. I once saw that I going to lose a lot of money in trading but prayed and fasted. The day I was to trade oil futures because I tot my signals were confirming a buy. I clicked on buy and my PC froze. By d time I restarted d PC which took about 10mins to start up d market was 300% down.

pls be aware of d fact that these predictions are based purely on mathematics and a history of people that have had similar traits in d past.

Ignorance they say is a disease & in my view the most dangerous. As an astrologer & a christian I believe I'm in d best position to  educate most of u here. Time measurements is a child of astrology so also is astronomy. 24hrs in a day, 7days in a week, 12months in a year, 365days in a year are all borne out of astrology.
Now astrologers of old, what they did was to classify people with like traits into groups. These groups are numerous. For instance, when we're born an astrologer can predict with a 70-95% accuracy your nature, if you're accident prone, sickness prone, going to be wealthy, popular, infamous etc. These predictions are not written in stone because God's power supercedes all and only he can change any circumstance.  People with dis traits were now identified with signs, planets etc. Astrology has nothing 2 do with voodoo, witchcraft etc.
If ure a christian I'll draw ur attention to Genesis chapter 1:14, the 3 wise men and several other passages. In d days of old, our forefathers began the planting of yams when the Orion(a constellation of stars with 4 stars at the edges and 3 in d middle diagonally) was at a particular location(country in the sky.
With astrology I can predict when there'll be reversals in d markets, I can also tell if I'll be trading successfully or if I should take a break. Astrology can make u know things about urself u weren't aware of. If u doubt d veracity of these claims, post ur birth time, day, month & year. U'll be surprised how accurate these readings can be.

Ok I just arrived Benin & there wasn't a single checkpoint. Change is coming.

Lets help d new IGP to help ourselves. In case u see any roadblocks/checkpoints send an SMS to dis # 08077446699
State d following
Location, LGA, State
Policemen number/s
Patrol van number/s
Names
Pls state their offence. Extortion, illegal checkpoints etc

Lets help d new IGP to help ourselves. In case u see any roadblocks/checkpoints send an SMS to dis # 08077446699
State d following
Location, LGA, State
Policemen number/s
Patrol van number/s
Names

Abeg make we give dis new IGP hand abeg. Eh! See as road free. No checkpoint since I left Lagos. Just past Ore, I know dat Ore & Benin police get craze pass, till then. I honestly believe this IG will do a good job.

eGuerrilla:
Wetin Oga IG go do to bent coppers like this?

Top officers in the command and extortion!
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I saw this police officer once at Lekki and could immediately tell that this guy is as corrupt as they come. IG please immediately start purging bad eggs.

Faheedat:
These numbers(08077446699 or 0810255581) are direct lines to IG -only short messages (SMS) :
Location:
Quote the Vehicle number identification if any:
Quote the Officer numbers:
Time:
State:
Local Govt area:
State:
Type of useful information: Extortion of money,illegal road block/Check points e.t.c

POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND ,BE GUIDED AND THINK SECURITY

We can't continue complaining about the police. Here's a new IG that has admitted to all of the irregularities of the police and taking decisive steps to purge the police of it's bad image. We must help in our own little way to ensure that he succeeds. I'll advice that we redistribute the contact numbers to all and sundry. Welldone Faheedat.

There should be numbers people can call if anyone is flouting this directive. There should also me summary dismissals to serve as deterrents to anyone that would want to continue flouting these directives. If there are some high-level dismissals then I think the message would have been passed across.

The police of the police unit should be reorganized with men of good moral standing and an unblemished track record.

If uve got microwave and reasonably constant power then I'll advice you boil the rice you'll require for a week same as the stew. No buy these small plastic packs dish the food as if you serve in d container, cover it up and put is in d freezer. Hubby comes home from work, walks to the fridge freezer, picks up d pack, microwaves it & viola dinner served.

Sagamite:


It is like getting myself a nice red Ferrari and spinning my wheels everyday, struggling for road with danfo drivers everday, driving it in pot-holes everyday. Do you know how it would look in 5 years? Do you know how much it will take to restore it?

If I use her like that, do you know how much it will cost me for [i]b[/i]oob job, face injections for wrinkles, tummy tuck etc?

No, thank you. I will pay the N200 a day and keep my valued possession protected.

My guy you need to come back to Africa and learn. If you require your Ferarri to be all fine and remain new requires maintenance. How do you maintain you ask? By lubrication at night and enough rest.

Alright, I didn't want to reply but then again I'll like a bit of controversy here. If you like yourself madam u better work on yourself and leave your husband out of it. The best you can tell your husband is to help you get a washing machine, vacuum cleaner and anything that will make the job easier as well as reduce the domestic work period.
If my wife tells me to do any domestic chores then she's hit Olumo rock. I wonder why men are becoming puccis nowadays that they can't put their foot down. Being a man I can cook 5 different kinds of soups and stew that will last for a week to two in 3hrs, that's with a gas stove. Why would you spend a whole day cooking? Didn't you practice cooking before getting married abi Mr Biggs and Sweet sensation was the order of the day?  How sluggish can you get? I wouldn't be surprised if ure having problems at work for being slow. These days the dicing of leaves as well as grinding of ingredients for food can be done in the market. Yeah I'm a man and when I get home I expect my food. One good thing about me is I can warm things on my own when I get back but don't expect to be domestic woman. U wan start 3rd world war abi? I'm not so picky but if I feel the cooking isn't good enough I just enter the kitchen and prepare something and with that make an effective statement.
Must d house be swept everyday? Put some policies in place and u wouldn't need to repeatedly do stuff. For instance if you have a policy that the bathtub and toilet seat should look the way they were when you entered then you shouldn't have any problems.

A lot of posts here are just plain and simple dumb. Some people didn't even read through the article instead chose to vommit their ignorance for all to read. Thank God for Nairaland.

Point #1

Did any of you notice the autonomy granted to schools to fend for themselves? This same autonomy makes schools in the US amongst the best in the world today.

Point #2

What is the best investment there is & the best way to invest in the future? For some myopic people here the answer is education. If GEJ was doing what Rochas is doing in Imo then the Boko Haram problem would have been 40% solved by now because it's been 4yrs since the first mention of Boko Haram.

Point #3

All of those monies comes back to the state indirectly because industry will flourish in that state. Mark my words Imo is going to have the highest literacy rate of any state in Nigeria in a few years.

First rule of economic growth is this, invest in people and you'll reap enormous benefits. This is what the Chinese have done.

Rochas Well done.

ememonl:
Big ups to Adele for wining record six grammys and for Nicki Minaj, wonder what she was thinking dressed like this with such a date.
Are  these celebrities not so nuts.  

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http://5slate..com/2012/02/nicki-minaj-hits-grammys-red-carpet-in.html

See Were. Thank God na America u dey. Iran or Saudi Arabia for don fry your Dr Reyed up a.ss.

This is absolutely criminal. A gross misuse of the powers of his office. He should be sacked immediately. He has absolutely no right to do that. COURT CASE COMING!

Nigerians have a very poor maintenance culture. To everyone who reads this, drives a car, owns a car or intends owning one this is for you. Nigerians have this notion that some cars are problematic, this is not true. All cars usually have problems either with the engine, gear box, axle, cooling system, electrical system etc. It is essential to read the car's manual when u purchase it and it's also important you get the service manual too. For most common cars the service manual hard copy can be purchased online. U can also get the soft copy too. You can download free copies of your car's service manual at this website http://www.onlinefreeebooks.net/
For most cars that are made with a brain box that is cars created from 1998 till date then you require a computer, interface and interface software to diagnose any fault that might arise with your car. If you can't do this yourself then hire a diagnostic mechanic to get this done instead of guess work usually employed my most technicians. The more the guess work the more complex your vehicles problem gets in future.
Secondly, As soon as u start hearing noises while driving then u should be able to tell from what part of the vehicle that noise is coming from. If it's something you can easily fix then fix it. If it isn't then visit a diagnostic technician and fetch d fault before proceeding for repairs. If you do not have the money to fix d car then park it till u have the money to fix the car. Adopting this maintenance culture ensures that your expenses are minimal at all times.
Having the service manual and studying it ensures that
1. u can't be reaped off as it's d culture of Nigerian mechanics to &
2. U have a fair idea of what went wrong and what needs to be fixed.
I'll give an example, Mercedes Benz S-Class 2000 model is one of the best luxury car there is out there. It's torque, stability, aero-dynamism is superb. It's what we'll call Eshin. The problem with the car is the Airmatic system. It has no normal shocks but air shocks. That model's shocks are so problematic that you'll regret driving the car. There are 2 ways of fixing that problem
1. is study the airmatic system so that you know whats wrong, if its the valves, the air pump, air baloon, piping etc
2. Converting the shocks to manual shocks.

So you see study your car the way you study your wife , em or is it the other way round for some folks

Back to the poster please go download a copy of your car's repair manual from http://www.onlinefreeebooks.net/ if its available and get in touch with a diagnostic technician. In your case I'm suspecting a couple of cases
1. Fuse to the fan is bad
2. Something is wrong around d wires
3. Water Pump
4. Overheating has affected d gasket
5. Radiator/hose is leaking
Just a few that comes to mind right now.

For those of you in the habit of removing the thermostat from your vehicles please desist from that act because you're compounding your problem. Your problem is fixed now but doomsday is postpostponed.

U guys are just bringing back d memories. I guess the 93-2000 had d most memorable experiences

Ife the Aluta school hmmm. Shout out to all those who at one point or the other stayed in Faj, Awo & 'barracks'

*Singing* Great Ife, Great Ife
Africa's most beautiful campus
Conscious, vigilant, progressive
Aluta against all oppression
Forward ever, backward never
For learning, culture, sports & Struggle
Great Ife! (Great) I love you
There is only one Great Ife in the Universe
Another Great Ife is a counterfeit
Great! Great!! Great!!! Great!!!! Great!!!
, GREAT IFE

Obi of Onitsha is a direct descendant of d Oba of Benin so also is d Obi of Agbor, all Enogies in Edo state, Owo of Owo, Oba of Akure, Oba of Lagos, Ooni of Ife, Rulers of Igbira, Atuwase of Warri, ruler of Uhrobo. One of d reasons adduced for d Bini empire not expanding much was that d Binis were very wicked. So much atrocities were commited by them. So u see just like in Europe most people in d south that's SW, SE, SS and part of d middle belt are closely related. Various Oba's intermarried amongst eachothers tribes as peace treaties.

Chei! Ewo madam Patience don carry her shoe O. Afterall her husband be no get shoe. See as she hug d bodyguard, is she married? Without insinuating anything something no dey happen between,