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These days that men hardly get married would require a very intelligent gift. Buy yourself very good lingerie and perform strip tease for him. Don't let him touch and no sex. Tell him if he wants more he knows what to do

Bravo! Dangote. Just means increased GNP for the country. Although ure fleecing Nigerians but at least ure investing and creating jobs as compared to others organizing Owambe every weekend.

phreakabit:
Confirm Scammer skarmar (pidgin accent)!

You should read this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kweku_Adoboli

Guy is originally Togolese, born in Ghana and naturalized in Britain.

I really don't ask anymore because he said he'll provide all my needs. So I just thank him and worship. Trust me it's stress-free and you sleep like a baby because uve put all your worries and cares on him.

2015 the population will adjust itself. Mark my words. The rate at which Nigeria is going, if a genocide starts in this country the world will turn a blind eye for up to a year.

Advantage of being Nigerian are enormous

1. Free education till senior school level.
2. Cheap university education.
3. Girls of all sizes and make. From the very best to the very worst.
4. You can't go broke, broke in Nigeria. (try being broke abroad)
5. Big community.
6. Land of competition thanks majorly to our brothers from the east. Now we're beginning to see regional competitions.
7. Access to cheap information.
8. Country of so many (un)celebrated inventors, academics etc.
9. Very cheap alcohol (beer, palmie, burukutu etc)
10. Country with the least natural disasters.
11. Cheap food
12. Country with lots of freedom(If u doubt relocate to Libya or Syria maybe Egypt)
13. Lovely, healthy food(Our foods have the least cholesterol)
14. Ingenuity is Nigerian.(Country with 25% unemployed yet employed and happy)
15. Peaceful country that loves God.
16. Country of adventurers(We are becoming one of the most traveled in the world.
17. Country of comedians, always happy people with the least suicide in the world even in the midst of poverty.
18. One of the countries with vast natural resources (crude oil, gas, copper, gold, bitumen, coal, forestry, wild life,
19. One of the best climate in the world
20. Very industrious and a dynamic people.
22. Nigerians are in every country on earth. (If you doubt that, please challenge me)
23. Nigerians are non racists
24. Enormous human resources and growing, even getting better in the quality or human resources available. (85million population of working age na yam?)
25. Country of Prof. Wole Soyinka, Prof. Chinua Achebe, Prof. Soludo, Buhari, Chinamanda, Ngozi Iweala, Kanu Nwankwo, Jay-jay Okocha, Mikel Obi, Emeka Anyaoku, Sir Victor Uwaifo, P-Square, 2-Face, King Sunny Ade, Aliko Dangote, Mike Adenuga,, damn we have peolpe to be greatful to God for.

, to be continued

lastpage:
@Sarcastic:
First, you have to understand that this is a very public forum and as such, you would get nay sort of advice/insult/yabis, e.t.c, especially since such replies are "anonymous"! Do some sifting and take that which you fancy as useful.

I did take your response of 5:20am into consideration.
I am surprised that your wife did not make any effort at reconciliation (l hate to believe she is just not interested in the marriage anymore!).
Men can do 'shakara' a bit but deep down, they are waiting for the woman to show some recompense and they come running back like "little Mummy's boy!
I have actually seen that in your statement (that you're expecting to forgive her only if she could just show some remorse!)

Now, l would say "dont rush" into divorce straight-away. Watch how things unfold for now.

The one year separation is for you to clear your head and garner your feelings.
I am hoping your wife would realize that the window of opportunity is closing real fast.
Some women are arrogant and saying sorry/apologizing seems like its beneath them.
Am also shocked that she has gone to the Registry already! Its not a good sign at all.

Well, if you "misbehave" and you dont have someone "you respect" to bring you back to your senses, l guess all hope could be lost!
Her Dad needs to think whether its worth it to encourage her daughter this way.
"Good elders" (assuming he really did behave the way you said, l am giving him a lot of slack here!) always try to bring about amicable settlements of marital issues, NOT pour more fuel into the fire!

Am happy at your stance concerning your kids, too many men are being wrongly labelled "walk-away" Dads, these days. Do everything for them.

Thank your stars you're not resident "abroad" otherwise, you will be the one that will be thrown out of your house, you will beg to see your kids and upon it, you will be forced to pay "punitive rate" of child-support! For daring to challenge your wife!

[size=22pt]Remember to allow the children 'full access' to their Mother, no one else can be their Mum.
[/size]Dont even talk her down in their presence.
When they mature and start asking questions, only then should you let them know why it went this way. Start documenting issues henceforth.

All said, l am still hoping your wife would realize her folly and retrace her steps.
Be willing to forgive EVERY GENUINE request for forgiveness and remorse, we also offend God, mind you!

By now, you've got enough "advice and insults".
Walk away from this thread. Its beginning to outlive its usefulness, believe me.

May god guide and give you wisdom henceforth.

Lastpage.

Now I agree with lastpage but do not agree with the part I highlighted above. U must show that you're a man and a tactical one at that. So like I said deny her access too those children. A woman's real torture will come from the lack of communication to her kids. Do not give the feeling that you want her back.

@Poster Ure a dumb idiote . Did u come up to Nairaland to get views to know whether it's fair to divorce your wife? See how easy it is for you to jump out of your marriage. What gives u d guarantee that your next wife wouldn't cheat on u if like others have alleged here that your bedroom skills are dismal? Damn man that was fast. So hastily done. It seems uren't ready for marriage. Ure married already so make it work. Real men have learnt to develop patience as a virtue but you my 'friend' obviously is lacking in that area. U better pocket that your John thomas until u get signs to know whether to move on or to wait. Yes, it's true your father-in-law is an 'irrational being' if he acted that way. My father always tells my sisters that there are no rooms in his house so they better fight to make their marriages work. 7 sisters 6 happily married and the last one about to. I'm not saying they never had marital issues but then my father always took sides with their husband even when they(husbands) were wrong. All he needed to do was to call for the husband later and tell him his mistakes and that way they appreciate him(my dad) more.
I'll advice you and I'll make it short. Do not start dating other women, 2 wrongs don't make a right rather be patient. Do not go to see her parents anymore, don't accept any calls from them or her. If she really wants her marriage back, she'll come begging with her people. One thing you should understand is this. In the western nations the judge would require u to move out instead of your wife because of the kids but the Nigerian/African system produces more  results. When a woman is away from her kids and you stop all forms of communication between them then reality begins to dawn on her fast. So u'll get response time in a much shorter time and I bet you, your wife will be as good as new. If in three months you don't get the response you desire then you can set in motion more drastic moves like getting a very beautiful woman you know you can't marry and flaunt her about town. Do this for a month or 2 and if this doesn't work then take the high road.
It is very important you keep your John Thomas and don't go around eating another woman's food. You know how fast ladies want to lure including deceiving any man they deem of good marriage material.
So please listen and be patient.

jennykadry:
^^ You know, it wouldn't have cost you a dime to ignore my post.

After seeing Yaba left on ur profile, I can only say 'NO VEX'. Ndo but na person life we dey talk about not ya own.

jennykadry:
I think he should gather the evidence after which tell her the marriage will not go on until she decides to tell you in the presence of her parents and your parents why she did that.

Gather what eveidence? Na wa for some people sef. Until he comes home one day from work to see his wife giving her boyfriend BJ b4 he'll know what to do? Your wife has estimated u to  be a weakling. The only way to rectify the situation is to barbarically apply certain measures that will either fix it or stop the humiliation. Please note that babaric doesn't mean hitting ur wife. Just do something she never thought u'll do.

Toto Tonto Dike is creating a bad babe image for herself.

My guy although I'm not a proponent of failed marriages/divorce I have to recommend some immediate steps to take because with what you've said above, if true can send u to an early grave.
1. With immediate effect lock up store
2. Send wife out/packing, it has to be done ruthlessly.
3. Send kids to ur mum or someone u feel can take care of them temporarily.
4. If she shows up with her people begging then she still wants to be married and there and then spell out ur terms for taking her back.
5. If she doesn't then ur wife's heart has been given to another man. So here ure faced with 2 lines of action to adopt. Wait until she realises she's been stupid or after waiting you move on with ur life.

Cheers mate it's up to you.

BizNews:
How can a player be an umpire?

The body he is to head is not an umpire body rather it is like a research body. Please lets get our facts right. This kind of body should be created for the petroleum industry also to stimulate research and fabrication/production of parts for our refineries. Its about time we export semi finished petroleum products rather than exporting raw crude

NatGas:
I quite agree with both of u.Dangote who is building the largest Cement factory will NEVER allow the product to be readily available how then will he recoup his money?

It makes perfect sense to put him in charge of the body. Lets look at this from an economic standpoint. Dangote as head of that body will help to fast-track the whole technology indigenization thing. They say "Na those wen wear shoe na dem know where e dey pinch dem" So if in a year or two Oga Jona says I want a bag of cement to be N1000 then Oga Gote will have no excuse. It's about time we utilize all the engineers, fabricators, thinkers, this great nation possesses. Lets give birth to real research amongst our universities. Introduce stiff competition amongst schools and you'll see results in less than a year.

Even though I know that Dangote is a monopolistic twep, he is the best person for that job. Besides we need to start thinking of homegrown technological advancements in areas of oil and cement production. Instead of depending on the west for that. It will be a good fiscal policy that will in the long-run save us some hard earned forex.

folahann:
Maybe the question should have been; are there lawyers who don't lie?

Perhaps you should ask are there people who don't lie? God created Black and white and all the spectrum of colours in between. So also there are truths, lies and all the spectrum in between Shebi ordinary people lie but our corrupt politicians mislead. All get degree.

Lawyers->liars. So what? Who hasn't lied before, please identify yourself. God knows why in his infinite mercies and goodness he created lies. Afterall God sent an angel to tell a lie to all the other prophets so they could lead the king of Isreal and Judah to battle. Afterall who amongst us here has had a police case in Naija and didn't need to lie? Na Naija police station you go learn wisdom no worry.

On what premises are ur arguments based. Gadaffi has by far done better than all of Nigeria's presidents combined

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[li]Libya's Total Foreign Reserves $320Billion[/li]
Libya has reserves in the US, France, Germany, Switzerland, Britain, Russia to name but a few.
[li]Libya has the highest literacy rate in Africa[/li]
[li]Free education to any school in the world[/li]
[li]The best health care facilities in Africa[/li]
[li]He started the indigenization policy before other oil exporting countries caught the bandwagon[/li]
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I can go on and on but no time.

Reasons for this war are not far fetched.
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[li]Energy.The western nations need energy and right now Libya and Syria are options on the table that must be dealt with immediately[/li]
[li]He is pariah that is answerable to no one not even his people[/li]
[li]His early link to terrorism[/li]
[li]Who would want even $1b to leave his or her economy at this stage of financial crisis? The problem his son had in Switzerland whereby he withdrew a lot of funds before being begged not to do so.[/li]
[li]His support through military training and funding of Nelson Mandela during SAs Apartheid struggles, Charles Taylor during the Liberian war, the Arabs in Sudan, Djibouti, Somalia and Eritea. I mean this guy was the symbol of the fight against colonial rule on the African continent[/li]
[li]It's a shame that he has become so power drunk but the truth must be said because of this man oil exporting countries could renegotiate the terms of oil production especially Nigeria[/li]
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Whether we choose to accept it or not history will judge this man both ways but I dare say he became a political beast to his own people. His initial threat of force was his main mistake otherwise things shouldn't have turned out this way.

With all the genuine and 419 business ideas Nigeria spams on the net daily y wouldn't they be the top ranked? Nigerians are solutions providers and if you don't like the ranking kindly and in slow motion hug a transformer close to you.

Once the power situation is taken care of then u'll see the true nature of the Nigerian entrepreneurship spirit.

logica:
They really should've asked the Nigerians they surveyed to write a 1000 word description of the business ideas. Dem for laugh tire. I'm sure not up to 1% have workable business ideas. And those with workable ideas usually do not have unique/original ideas; they are probably thinking of the same simplistic ideas such as phone card business or selling kokoro. Most are just building castles in the air.

My friend mechionu there. If Nigerians aren't that good how come Nigerians without proper education manage to get foreigners to part with their money if the business idea wasn't workable? Like it or not Nigerians are good business people with competitive spirit. It's just a pity that they don't go into into production instead plough their gains and loot(whichever) back into consumption

All rumours. They're still 2geda.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1669543/will-smith-jada-pinkett-split-break-up-rumors.jhtml

Foshola's definitely doing a good job

My guy don't mind some people here O because diamond is not that lustrous in d wild. It must be refined for it to be a diamond.
My advice is modern and straight to the point. You must show that you're are tactically and spiritually a man. What do I mean by this? Please don't hit her or something like that because you'll only regret it. I can only recommend the following to you.

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[li]Some ladies like arguments like this to get their juices up. So after a very heated argument make sure it ends in some marathon mumbo jumbo. If you try this and it doesn't work then[/li]
[li]Get in touch with a friend who can squat you for 2weeks to a month and make sure ur friend has a girlfriend she doesn't know.[/li]
[li]Call up her family members and tell them you have moved out and ure assessing ur options, never tell them you want a divorce. They'll know how to handle her. Make a police report in your favour before you end up on the losing end, since you reside in the UK. If it was Naija that would't be necessary.[/li]
[li]Don't pick her calls, don't make any effort to contact her directly. Only know about her welfare through close confidants that check up on regularly.[/li]
[li]If she turns physical again on perceiving ur friends girlfriend around , this time do not attempt to opt out of the argument, get a rope you must have bought and knotted on one end prior to moving into ur friends place temporarily. Tie her hands and legs up, place a taper over her mouth. When you're through explain to her who the lady is and also you intend to separate from her. Once you're done get the taper of her mouth and untie her and ask her to leave[/li]
[li]Make sure she doesn't know where ure putting up. If she starts displaying real remorse then let a close friend of hers get the info on where you're and then let her slowly come and win you back. When she starts coming let ur friends girlfriend flash around the vicinity thereby she'll start suspecting something is amiss with you guys. If she suspects and she is still trying to win you over, then sit her down and get a verbal assurance between the both of you with no one in the vicinity that she'll never hit you or even insult you no matter the circumstance otherwise you've made up your mind on what you intend to do if it happens again but never tell her your intentions.[/li]
[li]Move out with some clothing's u'll need. Don't tell her you need a divorce just ignore her and make sure you don't call her. Only get in touch with a married female church member to check up on her. Let her do the inter-mediation, preferably d wife of your pastor. She needs to be really sorry for you to comeback and it has to be seen that you're prepared to walkout on the marriage but never say so.[/li]
[li]Make sure your friend is aware of your plans so that there is no backlash. Did I say this ur friends babe has to be really hot? Just in case I didn't say it.
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I'm a lifelong madrid supporter but I have to be honest with the assesment of both legs. Madrid honestly outplayed barcelona but Messi is just too good. He is undoubtedly the best player on the planet. He performs in big games unlike our Christiano Ronaldo who always fails to live up to big games. I do have some points on Madrid's performance


Minus
-Mourhino failed tactically to pocket Messi
-Khedira isn't performing his role effectively because Pepe would definetely slow down Messi and not allow him the space he was given
-Marcelo is just an idiot, He was lucky not to get a red in the first leg
-Although Benzema didn't perform the way I expected I must say that Mourhino shouldn't have taken him out instead Khedira should have been taken out and replaced with Callejon, with Coentrao and Marcelo alternating between 3 and 4 positions.
-Clearly shows that Carvalho is actually reducing in performance we might need a new defender.
-I wonder how a Madrid team with Nuri Sahin as ochestrator would perform against the likes of Xavi and Iniesta in midfield
-Kaka failed to bring in urgency into the attack and midfield. In my opinion he eigther needs more playing time or he's a spent force in football.

Plus
-Apart from a few mistakes highlighted above Mourhino did well. He reduced Barca's dominance in midfield
-The chances on goal should have been clearly taken advantage of with Benzema being the biggest culprit but Mourhino's team is the only team to have so many chances at goal against a Barca full team.
- A highly entertaining game with lots of positives to say there is a bright future for this team.
-This performance would be a future big profit generator for the future because non of the premier league teams would give you this kind of exciting football performance.
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Drug Peddling
Homoosexuality
Corruption
Theft

I know you're his comrade in theft thats why ure supporting him. Unnatural death probably awaits you to.