₦airaland Forum

Chuckdee:
No Bro, you ain't going cheap, rather you are going the best way!!, Nothing can beat the natural thing just the way it was made to taken by the original creator. I strongly thing our life span has greatly reduced due to all the intake of artificial goods in our time,  The rule of thumb for me is: take them fresh as much as you can!!

If you say so. U know being close to mile12 is cheap. Y don't people just get a juice extractor, extract d juice & store it in the fridge or freezer. Anytime I take those things I get blisters or should I say bumps @ d back of my head

Are you all surprised? Elections are over and the election financiers have to make thier money back with 'killer profits'. May God help Nigeria. Everyday for thief, one day for the owner.

Wanna use an inverter at home then I guess you have to follow all the analysis above. Just want to add to these though.
1.5KVA Inverter+100A battery-> Powers 14'' LCD/LED TV, DSTV, 3 Energy bulbs(Phillips, Electrolux(I especially love these bulbs because they have sunlight sensors(Check GAME)) & OSRAM), 1-2 Ceiling fans.
Duration-> 3-8hrs depending on usage.
If the technician u hired is good he can construct something better so as to be able to connect more batteries for longer usage as well as shorter charging time. More like boosting charge time.
Some technicians aren't that good so I'll leave you some tips.
-Buy a 5KVA stabilizer, connect the power source(NEPA) to the inverter. Never use the stabilizer with a generator.
-If u have some additional cash you can go for a solar panel and a solar controller
-Setup the inverter and batteries in a cool place that's devoid of a damp humidity. Also, avoid direct sunlight on the batteries.
-If you have to use a fridge or freezer or A/Cs then makes sure these come on 1st b4 others because these require extra power to startup.

Now for a 3KVA Inverter+4x100A battery)->Powers 32'' LCD/LED TV, DSTV, 6-7 Energy bulbs, 0.5 or 1KVA A/C or a table top fridge or freezer, 4-12hrs depending on usage.

Some more technicality, if u wish to connect the inverter to the entire flat then u must use an AVR for A/Cs, Fridges, Freezers etc & set the timer to 5mins. Furthermore 5mins can be enuf time to switch off the 25A fuse on the fusebox.

Quick calculation on the load terminologies.
KVA->Kilovolt x Ampere which is power (Watts) so more like KiloWatt. 1KW=1KVA.
Before U use anything check the manual for the power requirements. The reason why NEPA charges faster is because NEPA supplies increased voltage and generators do not. To boost NEPAs voltage use a stabilizer.

I like fumman because there is no sugar. Just natural but now I go cheap. Mile12 market is next door so I order lots of Oranges. I got this really good deal on a used orange juice extractor (N1000) from a guy dat brings in things from Europe. So I don't need to be 'poisoned' anymore.

Different strokes for different folks. E beat u e no beat u, u complain. Some dey pray make their give them money sef, ur own give u, u dey vex say e remember say e give u. baby thats why u guys are attracted to eachoda. Love no be mouth na action. All u divorce and break up people abeg leave una yeye western message for where una dey. No carry am come naija O! Shows uren't ready for marriage. I'm sure ur guy would know the kind of person he is and his tot might be u can handle him but apparently u can't. 3yrs na beans? U need koboko only I'm wondering what kind would be ideal for the slashing.

fellow nairalanders didn't I say it yesterday dat this woman doesn't look like someone Dats beaten? Her face wasn't swollen instead I saw dried blood from cuts sustained during d fracas. After reading both versions of dis nollywood movie I must say dat d man's is more credible & consistent with what observed in d pics. Although from d story d man's trying to cover his ass first by hiding d fact dat he probably had extra marital affairs & secondly he did wrestle his wife but probably after being provoked. I strongly suspect dat the trouble started when d man decided not to pay for d mortgage anymore. Dat woman is a disgrace to womanhood.

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[quote author=BABE! link=topic=677418.msg8412195#msg8412195 date=1306621303]_SMF-BREAK_ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!!_SMF-BREAK__SMF-BREAK_Anybody fond of cursing me out unecessrily on NL should take it easy o. Touch not my anointed says the Lord. Nuff said! _SMF-BREAK__SMF-BREAK_Mr sleekman, I didn't have the pateince to rationalize the situation before posting my comment. Basically, my instinct was to laugh at him a little. If you read the comments further on the first page, I had something "more reasonable" to say._SMF-BREAK__SMF-BREAK_Sweety, you didn't even have anything tangible to say to the OP. You just came on to diss me-- funny _SMF-BREAK_[/quote]Na who be sweety? I be like smtn wen dey scratch u down there? Luk if u no want make I descend on u again make sure u start ur engine(brain) b4 u reply anybodi ya. U hear me so? From 2day be a good girl & keep dat rotten attitude of urs locked up odawise u go marry an Almajiri

Babe:
LMAOO---- hehehe! But your babe needs to look fine for the wedding now--Allow her abeg. Stop being so thrifty. How much did she spend sef that you're shouting asif they stole your Lamborghini?

Well, Firstly it's called KARMA--- karma is a B1tch. God has dashed you with your wife na niyen. Deal with it.

Secondly, don't even think of dumping her, coz the next one might/will be worse.

I like your first girl, she has a 'strong head' and she knows how to pray very well. What church does she attend? Mountain of fire?

Im making this official. Babe anywhere you hear my voice u have to run. Ure d sickest babe I've ever crossed. Ure so sick that the devil is confused as regards what to do with u. Please continue to show your ignorance here and I'm sure u'll be bush meat to so many hunters here. Infact you''ll be crudely roasted and prepared for Alaba boys to 'come chop'. I'm sure ur Karma is going to be worse. Do make u find husband O b4 ure hawked from door 2 door.

Im not taking sides here and I certainly want the culprit brought to book for assaulting his wife but then something far worse must have agravated/preceded this definitely not saying his actions are right. Infact his actions were monstrous besides it looks to me those cuts are a result of smashed glasses or something of that nature. Her face doesn't look swollen just bruised. The bruises are not finger marks, those are cuts from glass. What could have made the man so mad to do this?

Badbellemycin? Na wa O
5tabs Na suicide be dat now.

Difficult child ugh? Sounds very close to home. So what works?
Patience, Prayer, Ignore

Your neice requires attention so she gets the attention from boys since she is beautiful. It's obvious she is a very sharp girl, even street smart and U'll be surprised at how much she knows. So Y dont u try this 2 weeks program and see if it works.

Stop her from attending school and take her to a disciplinarian when going to work. When you fetch her and she complains ignore her. If she does something bad which more or less will require your attention just ignore her. When you ask her to do a particular chore and she doesn't, don't scold her or beat her just ignore her but make sure u don't do it eigther. Reduce her food rations, let it get smaller with every offence and when she commits, If she complains just ignore her. Food is the best way to get through to children. So go to the kitchen and prepare what u'll eat and forget about her make sure u prepare what she likes but do not let her taste eat, instead have some else for her she doesn't eat or doesn't like. Make sure u prepare her favourite dish or better still bring a very nice package from Sweet Sensation or any nice eatery. Warm it and make sure the aroma fills the house and after that seat and devour every single bit of it and give nothing to her. When she complains ignore her. In all of these since she is very sharp she'll start living up to her responsibilities herself. Once u realise she has started to do these bits here and there reward her little by little anytime u come home.
Between the end of the first week and the second u should start seeing results and u must respond in kind by rewarding good behaviour. If after a month or so of she behaving herself and she does something wrong make sure u become very livid/mad send her to a corner of the house and tell her to stand there facing the corner. She musn't move until she learns to be very remorseful for her actions. When she is remorseful call her later and explain to her what she did and entice her with something nice so as to maintain that relationship. Make sure u get the 2 week program right for it to work otherwise u'll plug urself deeper into  poo hole. This requires dedication, patience and perseverance because if u hit her or answer during the 2 weeks then u have to start again and u don't need the program taking long so that she doesn't hate you later on.
Above all u must pray. Only through prayer and meditation can u get the patience and perceverance u require and funny enough u'll realise that u didn't work on her alone but on urself too. This technique works 95% of the time with difficult children except she is possessed which will require exorcism but then exorcism materials are very glaring.
Goodluck and God's speed

I'm game with his policies man. He's got it right on.

Targets

Fight inflation
Reduce cost of production of money
Reduce cost of banking (Geez how come no one is complaing of the banking system in Nigeria. It's the most expensive in the world)
Control Circulation
Reduce Money laudary
Reduce brutal Crimes rate
Improve literacy rate(Afterall people learnt how to use mobiles even our elderly)
Accurate transactions as well as pushing the use of 'kobo' in transactions

kokoye:
Why cant you just work with the list the creator has?
or better still . . create or own thread . . and list

Why must I work with this one sided list? Didn't you see the question 'Your best movie of all time?' Does it make sense to follow the list? There were some other great movies outside the ones on the list.

[quote author=Chi-Dalu link=topic=675718.msg8398779#msg8398779 date=1306428609]Uhmnnnn. . . . . . How come Grease is not on this list?, mine would be Grease and then, Save the last dance[/quote]Thank you my brother. These children better go to archives and see dance moves not this their tombu tombu dance wen dem dey dance.

Just remembered Vanessa's movie dat's d dethroned miss America. Which kind small children list be this sef? Una want make una papa for here pluck kain? Chei!

Why isnt Patrick Swayze's movie in there? Whots dat John Travolta's movie called again O? emm,

Where is Babe? Pls tell her to come speak for her kind because they're taking another bashing.

Madam from all looks of it u seem to be a christian. No! So since no one here has towed this line I will. [B]ARE U SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX B4 MARRIAGE AND IF IT HAPPENS THAT U DID/DO Y DO U WANT TO EXPOSE UR SIN TO THE PUBLIC ?[/b]
Seems u don't mind being a laughing stock. Now if uren't a 'christian' lets get analytical about this.

1. What rights do U get as a married mother as compared to a single one?
2. Is time constant? Do U know what will happen 2moro?
3. If anything happens 2moro and uren't married can u compel ur man to do ur bidding when u have no power over him?
4. If u were so sure of what u guys had in the 1st place then y take in? Dat same fear dat drove u into this is d same fear dat should drive u quickly into marrying.
My wife and my baby's mother/gf aren't d same thing besides u derive more respect even in d most secular of worlds when u say I'm married.
Lastly, I love our fore-fathers wisdom. There're curses and channels to attack. U mightn't believe in dis but trust me baby its very true. Especially when u marry traditionally. Our traditional forms of marriage still exist for one primary reason & dat is to keep d ladies in check. When a lady is in check, her children are in check, her husband & family are in check so is ultimately d society. A loose woman has no ground to properly bring up a child/children. Having a baby outside wedlock tells so much about you and ur offspring.

Hahahaha This Babe or whatever she calls herself wan use e laugh killi me. U forget say dem dey carry Ngu leaf if u no know pumpkin leaf go market and if u no sell am on time e go expire. your cycle is just like that baby. U have probably another 10-15yrs tops to hussle(get the dallas, BBs, fake hair etc) after dat u go beg to be laid sef. Yeye fowl some people can actually do without being laid abi u no know? Some are principled while some are religious so bashing a woman or laying her does it add or subtract from his agro? Yua mumuism is taking an Einsteins dimension. We no even get equation for am again. Looking at yua broomstick picture sef dey make me laff. Most men no go mind yua face but em Kalabar fatenning room still dey exist abi?
Guys beware cranking joints and a strong possibility of fracture in the course of 'extraneous activity'.

This IMF people are making me sick. Who cares what the bloody bagger thinks. Assuming the subsidy still stays and the refineries are operational here, let me list the benefits here

1. Doesn't that reduce the purchase price thereby reducing the subsidy?
2. Doesn't it spread the wealth around as compared to it being in few hands?
3. Increased employment.
4. All Nigerians get to share in the National cake.
5. Assuming the subsidies are removed then imagine the skyrocketing inflation that will follow.
6. A reduction of pressure on the Naira by the US Dollar due to importation costs for finished oil products.

That guy should just do and sit down and shut up otherwise.

I purposely didn't want to answer some guys that in my opinion K2M syndrome. I'm IT learned myself & when I say I downloaded a 1GIG file in approx 5mins perhaps u should ask me for proof bf blabbing its not possible. U think say Nigeria still dey where u leave am besides who told u its only in d US u have the fastest download speeds? Where do you put Sweden & Japan? My guy go look 4 illiterate & a less travelled person deceive. When next ure in Nigeria u can probably try out Glo in a less congested area and come deliver ur findings. Mr I2K. By the way ask for sonnet in Sweden or better still Google.

As for me I think there should be a law enacted in Nigeria that if u start a 'nucleus' reaction then u must marry whether married or not that way people will either wear their caps b4 exercising or better still be discouraged from even exercising at all. I know Naija has a back door for everything but at least people will learn to zipup or reject the banana.

Interesting! Just learnt about this project. Props to the poster on this worthy project. Like the last poster asked what was wrong with the flooring before because na u be lecturerer now O! Lol

@Macfarland ure very funny. For a fee ugh? May whatever you want to use to accept the fee not 'respond' Amen

Isn't that what the girl wants? She even wants you to go to her fb profile. I wonder how many politicians in Abuja the girl's sold her body to. Look before I open my eye you go don carry ur mumuity commot for here

Nna some naija babes will do anything for attention. @Poster So now ure looking for an Akata husband or what? Sick desperado

Ha I tire for people O! Swift 4G d best Ke? On what parameters?
Considering no technical hitches Glo has no rival. I have downloaded 1Gig in less than 5mins & even in the afternoon my connection hits speeds of about 1.5-2MB/s. Yeah I know people will ask have you used the others & my response is yes. I currently browse with Airtel & MTN @ night 3GB/N2500 options and use Glo 150MB/N1000 option during the daytime. As we say in Benin 'cunny man die, cunny man bury am'. When using glo as well as most capped bandwidth packages its advisable to stop most applications that will consume a lot of data like the updaters e.g. Windows update, windows security essentials etc. To do this click on START on the search box type msconfig and wait for msconfig to appear on top and then click. Go to services and unmark the programs that consume bandwidth by stopping them from loading and then Ok & restart.

Using their services this way allows me to reduce data usage as well as ability to roam to any network when any of them are having technical issues as well as reduce the rate of flow of hard earned cash from me pocket.
I used Swift 4G before and I must say those guys have the worst customer relations desk in Nigeria or maybe on the planet. They don't offer flexibility that is ability to use one hardware on different networks. As an IT savvy person I also know that if a particular base station covering say Lekki Ph1 can accept 10GB data then the more people are connected to that base station that will effectively reduce the bandwidth per user. Also if a base station is not optically connected to the backbone that also will affect its bandwidth. Power is another issue. There is hardly power in some neighbourhoods so the gen sets have to run for long periods which in turn in most cases reduces the voltage not current churned out from these sets. A reduction in voltage results to a reduction in bandwidth or sometimes a change from HSDPA to EDGE or even GPRS because the faster technologies require more power.
So if you're looking for speed then its Glo but not too pocket friendly. if u want to just be connected without bandwidth limitations perhaps Visafone or Starccoms but not fast.
I repeat as for speed Glo has no rival.

Women get problem sha. So if d girl looks physically asset worthy & u don't na problem? Then u wanna break up? How many Naija men like Small Physical Assets SPAs? My advice to u goes thus. Just take a break and make up ur mind. U might find out u really love this guy or along the way meet someone better. I believe in fidelity in any form of relationships but what can a man do in an imperfect world. There men who prefer exclusivity and those kind of men get really hurt when their women cheats on them but there're questions I always ask myself. Must I commit a sin because a friend or partner does same? So how do I balance idealism and reality? A world that says ideally sharing of 'inner secrets' are the exclusive preserve of couples with an unspoken & spoken, unsigned & signed connection and yet this same world hypocritically in reality condones & promotes breaking of this exclusivity. I used to say things like if my wife cheats on me I'll divorce, retaliate blah blah blah but then like one adoned with much wisdom said in ages past, all is vanity. So take a step away from the whole situation and make a decision. It has nothing to do with who's been cheated or not, who's been offended or not, but rather do I love this guy and does he as well? Can I count on him when I need him the most & can he count likewise? If you realise you don't love him after the temporary break then do yourself & him a favour & breakup. Remember the spoken word is a function of an unspoken heart.

Women and power. Na wa O! Anyways as long as the women out populate the men in Nigeria it will definitely be a man's world.