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Bryan12: Make yourself understandable pls

i'm not understandable??
Should i re-type in arabic?

Here's the answer...

Long One: Her hips, I feel it’s a true reflection of her femininity...those delicate curves, making her seem as graceful as a gazelle when in motion...mine to keep and cherish.

I love running my fingers over them as she lies on her side, kissing the outline ever so gently.

Sad news..
Most of those Jakande estate buildings are disasters waiting to happen and need to be torn down...!

It is wrong....
It is irresponsible...
It is dangerous...!!

jhydebaba: Mine was while I was having an hair cut and the barber mistakenly used a hot iron on my head instead of clipper

how is this possible?
What would hot iron be doing in a barber's shop and how would he mistake it for a clipper?
Tell another lie abeg!!!

EdesonNews: good innovation from glo. i will buy the modem, it's just N3,500 only

its that cheap for reals?

Funny how this thread would have reached two/three pages in minutes if the criminal here was igbo....

401kk: Feminists won't like this news.

What do you know about feminists?
Duh!!!

Foolish girl for reals!!!!

mymadam: There're 2 sides to a story. This unbelievable one is just 1. Let's hear the other side & then take a stand. Can a Nigerian woman be so dumb? God bless Nigeria.

Johndoe100: To most of the women everything is true, no need to hear from the man. She may be a well known lunatic.

Shebi the case is in court already??
We'll soon hear that "other side" and see what you have to say afterwards!!

I use Aboki perfume...
It sells for N50.

ueskman: i hate cards(birthday cards, valentine cards etc.)i prefer sarchet water to cards..
#custardonpoint#

lmao...

What manner of nonsense is this?

Taken it about 3 times..
Last i took was last year...

hmmn...
What a story...!
What a marriage to envy...!
Theirs is one in thousands though.....

Johndoe100: @OP
Please, Please make sure that you speak to the pastors wife before you move your child. Taking advise from unbelievers is the worst thing you can do. This thread really should have been in the religion section where you would have received enlightened advise from believers. You are right to be worried, but the solution is knowledge, this you can only get by asking questions from the young girl and your pastors wife directly.

You never dissapoint with your satirical posts..
So all the peeps that have given her advice here are unbelievers and the posters in the religious section are believers?
...and none of the advice on this thread are enlightened enough and has addressed the issue and proferred useful solutions/steps the op should take?
Hmmn...
So much wisdom in your posts to marvel at.

*yawns*
next please!!

lmao @ the "Niger Delta militants kidnapping him" scam...
Oyibo people are dumb..i swear!!
Still falling for the oldest trick in the book...
Shioor!!
Good for Ajayi though...
E don tey wey im don be criminal..gospel criminal for that matter..!!
Good riddance!!

Make person nor just buy me card or flower....
Na to just use the card do parker...and use the flower beat the bearer comot for my face!
.
...special hand-made cards can be really nice though...

lmao...
This is what my people will call "oro buruku tohun terin"...
Jeez!!
The woman try sef...
Remaining with this psycho even when the abuse started as far back as 1996...
Na wa o!!

Funny how this thread is almost a year old and the same Bullshit is still happening .....
Hian!!!

[quote author=lola.luv]Their ar$e is being whopped, that's why. So they gots to cry.

For real though, never seen such a large meet of venomous, petty, spiteful men, huddled in one big group of spite and rage as this.
Nairaland seems to be a breeding ground for these kind of men and the hate they emit is so palpable....

Anyways, thankfully it's not all of them that act this way. Won't mention names though....[/quote]i wonder my sister...
More of the reasons why you'll not see me on such threads arguing on debating some nonsense about what Naija girls are or are not!!
Anyone is free to be perpetually stup1d(most Romance section boys are anyways) all their lives...
They should keep the flag flying!!

KINGwax: i don't knw if u knw dt 90% of stories on nairaland are jes lies and cartoons!
Some kids jes go around saying how they bought an ipad5 for their girlfriend and she wanna leave, or how he sends her to school, how he travelled out and the girl gets pregnant with another. Most of these guys are jes posting their fantasies. I think as an older member, u shlda knwn this!

this is an old thread...
...almost a year old...!

ifihearam: slimyem na confirm KPAKO ooo
i be think say she be aje before oo

Chei una no go kill person here,just took me down memory lane,dat yr with choco milo abi? milk ice block(nor be ice cream oo)agidi jolof for thise from delta

lol.
I nor claim ajebo before nah...
You dey call am milk ice-block..
We dey call am "ice-poki poki"...
Different flavours dey that year..
Different colouring and sugar....we sucked and enjoyed altogether..
It was sold for one naira then.....

Pakavy: did u use bata cortina shoes?

of course!!!

[quote author=BABE!]You're jealous you're not a Finn? Senile Broad. [/quote]you got NOTHING to be jealous of.....
Crusty arsed fool!!

[quote author=BABE!]I can't do this. Fvck off. Don't get all intelectual with me over a non-rocket science issue. [/quote]yeah...
Fvck off too with your "ayam a finns" over-sabi attitude!!!

[quote author=BABE!]98% of the people comenting on this thread didn't bother reading the article. That's a trait common to most.

How do I know it's a made-up story? It's fvcking obvious. Use your head.

"The kardashians aren't silly enough to send pieces from their collection to Kate. They know she's on the reserved and simplistic part of the fashion world due to her "status"."[/quote]98 percent??
Wow!!
You been really using your head...!
How do you know the bolded again??
Your head?
Are you saying they cannot specifically tailor simplistic and reserved clothes to suit Kate's status?
Are you saying they couldn't have browsed that business strategy like the article implied?
...and how are you this certain again?
Your head...i suppose??

azpeculiar: There is a big deal ooo. Who wouldn't want his/her thread to garner 'hot topic' status i.e >100 posts. Abeg favouritism dey jare, though I've never voiced it. I'm sure 95% of that Acidtalk's threads make it to the front page within minutes. I wonder which of the MODS he's bunking?

...which still begs the question...
What's the big deal in that?
...or you think Acidtalk gets paid for his threads that make front-page?
If front-page is so important to you,start threads you know people will be interested in discussing...
If the mods over-sight it,they are reachable,tell them to help push it to the fp..
I'm sure they'd have if Revolva had told the mod on that section yesterday..
If its front-page worthy,they will!!
Haba!

[quote author=BABE!]Why are people so lazy to read? Who reads the headlines alone and basks in the delusion of acquired knowledge ? The daft one(s).

The kardashians aren't silly enough to send pieces from their collection to Kate. They know she's on the reserved and simplistic part of the fashion world due to her "status". This is a story made up to ridicule the sisters/their collection. Like someone said earlier, they are easy targets.

Perks of being a celebrity.[/quote]you chose what to believe...same as all the other posters here..!
A part of the story says they did actually sent those clothes...another says they denied it..
Except you are a Kardashian or an employee of theirs,how do you know its a made up story and they are not just trying to save face by denying the rumours?

Seriously,i would do anything to get my hands on the exact recipe for that short cake.....
Anything!!!