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Revolva: Nairaland its a shame with all these foul play of favouritism of several members post to push to the front page -Is there a kind of trophy or monetary reward attached to threads that make front-page? I don't get what you are angry about... Where's the big deal? ![]() |
Royalty don't wear no slutty clothes... Haha!! |
Interesting thread... Enjoyed the pictures... Enjoyed the stories it told... Enjoyed the op's dissing of the blockheads more... Haha!!! ![]() ![]() |
Jarus: I used to grind my own into powdery form and eat it in that form.Correct! Me sef do am tire!! |
maclatunji: OP, are you kidding? Okin Shortcake had millions of Nigerian kids under its spell for decades (I believe). The round one was just a substitute we grudgingly accepted.oh well.. I agree... I even wished/longed for the shortcake a few days back... |
I'll go first.. It was at the hairdressers... I was having kinky braids done and it had gotten to the part where hot water had to be used to curl the braids.. Because the hair was short and the heat of the water,i didn't know when i jumped and had the hot water pour over my face.. It wasn't funny.. Everyone started running around looking for raw eggs and pap water.. The healing process was terrible.. I thought i'd be scarred for life but thank God for beautiful skin.. ![]() ![]() ![]() My face looked as normal as ever from 3 months after the incident.. Lets hear urs... |
..Playing Toofan while jumping from a tree to another over naked fire.... ...Playing "baba mi ko le be"... ...there's this other nonsense in which we'll use one hand to pull our eyelashes,and use the other to push out the red part of the eye to act and play blind..dunno what its called.. Na wa!!! |
Swallowed a rubber earring stopper last week.. I can like to put a lot of nonsense in my mouth eh... Someone called me while i was rolling the thing on my tongue as i wanted to answer/spit it out at the same time,down it went! ..as a kid,many things from orange seeds,cherry seeds,chalk,sand,eraser... Na wa for me!! |
Abujafood: Come on shut up! Tu face and Julius Agwu shows were completely sold out shows earlier this year! What do you know about Abuja peeps?...and you want to compare a Tuface or Julius Agwu show to Keri's?? You crazy or something?? ![]() |
I loved it like crazy... ...especially the shortcake... Memories...!
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talina: Better ways are addressing poverty.this wouldn't be a bad idea...! |
I would think that our large population is the only thing we have had going for us in this country for a long time.. Its a large market for investors...but it'll also be our undoing... The povety level will make a lot of people jump at the opportunity....and the illiteracy level will make a lot also reject it.. Its a dicey one...but seriously,we need that shyt!! |
Good one!! I hope this time it won't be just sign-boards telling us work is in progress... |
Idowuogbo: Yepa! Full house o! Lepa, how far? lalaosky: slimyemi, i hail o...*hands her a glass of LALA on rocks, shaken not stirred* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I can't wait to be pregnant.... |
what is this? ![]() |
If its not in your genes to be fat/fleshy,you can't be...even if you do all the adviced on this thread and more... The important thing is 'LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF THE WAY YOU ARE"!! |
The dress isn't fine on Funke at all... See as a belle shoot out... Rukky rocked it better!! |
Chedarking: Is 'Company A' IBM?I'm equally surprised.... |
I don't when i'm being very formal and shyt.... But other times,my yoruba accent is there though subtle.... And i can switch perfectly to the accent in my dialect for jokes.. Its heavy and hilarious!! |
BlueDiva: You must be a genius by coming up with that assumption from what i wrote.lose the sarcarsm... You post subtly inferred that you were different...and that was was i was trying to draw out/be clear on. |
Yes,as an adult...... I was at Iyana Ipaja going to Jakande estate..in Isolo and it was late. Nor be say i nor know road o but someone had told me i'd see estate straight from there that it was cheaper and faster and i don't have to get to Ikotun first.. so i just jumped into a bus that was going to estate...and off it took me to Ipaja estate..! I didn't realise i was lost until i got to the last bus stop and every where seemed unfamiliar... Long story short...i suffered that night. Got to where i was going about 11.pm after spending triple the amount i was to spend originally. |
ayobase: Se lepayemi pe meji ni NL ni?se emi lo 'n se lau lau si? Ti n ba mu e.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ayobase: Sharrap!ta lo n ba soro? O mu igbo yo ni? ![]() |
Celebrity marraiges... Only few of those survive.. Sad hers is not one though... ...another crashed celebrity marriage is just arond the corner... |
Why the generalization? Because you know one or two protestants who do that means "protestants" now do it? Besides,haven't you noticed that the rosary is a new fashion craze amongst some youths lately? |
ileobatojo: Coerced into having s.ex = r.ape. Please take a moment to research this in your spare time.oops! Forgive my wrong use of the word.. Been smoking some whatnots... "Psychological manipulation" is what i'd like to call it... Says who? So if someone snatches me, takes me into the bush, has sex with me against my will by threatening me or holding me down and I don't scream or fight back, that means I wasn't r.aped?In all honesty,would you or would you not do anything to try to save yourself from the situation? Would you just oblige and lie there like a dummy all through it? Was a gun/knife the instrument of coercion? Haba! |
op's got talent... Beautiful works!!! |
ileobatojo: Was she r.aped that night or not?I wouldnt think it was r,ape....especially since she wasn't a minor and she didn't tell the op that was what it was... "Coerced" is more like the word... If she didn't scream or fight back the first time it happened(we don't know for certain she did),then its not r,ape! |
BlueDiva: Didn't you read my comment about revealing ones age being a big deal for Nigerians? |
BlueDiva: Didn't you read my comment about revealing ones age being a big deal for Nigerians?Are you not a Nigerian?? Your comment inferred that age aint no big deal and one should be willing to tell it all the time not minding who is asking or the reasons for asking... Or isn't that it?? |
Lets just stop making excuses for this lady... Some years ago,a friend/neighbour was in a similar position.. She was 19 and staying with her aunt whose husband(a big politician in my state) had been hitting on her for long but she ignored... The girl was in 200L then but she was going to school from home. The aunt was pregnant with her second child in labour at the hospital but the husband came to sleep home. My friend said she served this man food, tucked in the baby,said goodnight,went to her room,and locked the door. Sometime in the middle of the night,she heard sounds,woke up and found it was the door knob...someone was on the outside fiddling with the door trying to get in. It happened countless times after that and the man made her life hell for not bulging..,questioned every male contact on her phone,deleted them,seized the phones,reported her to the pastor and lots of trash.She eventually fell out with her aunt when the trouble became too much and she moved out. Should i also include that she had no one to turn to as her mother was late,her father...a very old man in the village and one younger sibling? It was tough but she survived.. She's happily married and with a kid today.. . The circumstances are quite similar except for the 2 year age difference.. Point is...the girl being debated could have left if she wanted to.. If she couldn't leave at 17,she could have at 18,or 19,or 20... Why did she stay back? |
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