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shymexx: Damn! Peep the crowd viewing this topic... Nigerians sure love their "celebrities" but I feel sorry for all the groupies smh...

Not surprised anyway, most celebrities just live a lifestyle, they're broke outside the flashy cameras and paparazzi...

Big ups to Acidtalk my doozy and as your handle implies, you're the realist of NL - salute...
And fvck a slimyem, we'll sheg her slim bones...

Keep swallowing every nonsense from Acidtalk's imagination and fantasies till forever....and don't forget to wag your tail at him while saluting too...
Na the same level una dey..
Awa o ko yen je!!
Btw, fvck you too!!

manny4life: Let me try, yall should not laugh at me o...

Me sef, I'm learning how to write in Igbo...


Nne, da'alu maka ndu oma i bidoro mu kembge e ji muo mu. Nne'm,da'alu maka e bu ezigbo nne onye obula ga acho. Da'alu maka e ji bulu enyi oma mu, bulu kwa nu onye nhuru na'anya. A'na ma si gi ezigbo ndu oma... Nne'm, A huru gi na'anya.

Da'alu maka na hin full inside this translation...
Wetin be daalu maka??
That's "I"??

This girl will do anything to remain in the news...
Na her time sah...
Make she rock am well before e pass!

Oahray: lie

Truth!!!

[quote author=Flawless~diva]Our hair do not grow ås fast ås theirs, you gerrit now[/quote]So??
Of what relation is this comment to my reply or what i replied to?

BlueDiva: Age is such a big deal for Nigerians.
Can any nairalander here be bold enough to tell us their age? I guess NO.

My kids knew my age right from the time they knew theirs.

You are a nairalander.....
How old are you??
Pls tell us!!

Idowuogbo: If na big 1, u say "Amu ukwu"

Thank me lerra!

One Nairaland handle dey bear Amu Ukwu o...
No wonder!!!

ItsModella: How could I forget sushi? I hate that thing like mad. You have to kill me first before putting it in my mouth. Like lil wayne said "I don't eat sushi"

Also Ikokore, that's one nasty food...and ofe nsala too.

how many food you con dey eat then?

apocalypse: Eba
Spaghetti
Jollof rice
Titus fish ( makes me wanna vomit )

Are you serious?
Wetin con remain to cook for you nah?

Abeg,what do you call pen1s in igbo o??

You wear Oyibo dress 4 days of the week..to wear your native wear one day con still be issue?
What's so special in the suit and tie you wear 4 days of the week??

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]That nasty baby poop looking soup called GBEGIRI.

I swear I will cut out my tongue AND chew it before I put it in my mouth. [/quote]lmao...
Can't eat that thing with a gun pointed to my head!!!
Can't eat ogbono too!!

ItsModella: Eziokwu is "truth" or "it's true"...

hmmmm, slimy is your bf igbo?

thank you jare....
No igbo for me o..
Oduduwa land needs me to remain with 'em!!
...but i love languages though...

Johndoe100: Young lady, you should learn to take on views differing from and superior to your own.

I recognize those when i see them and i take them on if/when i can...same way i recognize BULLSHIT when i see one and cannot waste my time taking on/debating BULLSHIT!!!

Abeg,wetin be Eziokwu o??
Can it be substituted for A na ma bia?

ItsModella: you scream "ewooooo ooo, ewoooo ooooo, baby, a na ma bia o, ewoooooo"

silly child...see question wey she dey ask.

okay nah...
Na the lingo this weekend be that...

masterpiecer: i have strangled a mosquito before with my bare hands and i did it alone

lmao..

My tongue didn't twist nothing reading all of that...
I'm a smooth talker!!!

Leadn: Who so ever photoshopped Beyonce's pic need to be flogged! What's that hair doing on her shoulder

looool..

opeoluwa2: There is nothing natural about the two of them,
But both look absolutely beautiful.
Is this the fashion tin now?
I pity my fellow naija babes, if any body go do folow folow go try am
I comment my reserve like Nairalanders would say.

i had my hair bald a few months ago and it looked just as nice!!
Seen some other naija girls rock it well too..
If you aint bold enough to try it,just say so!!

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]haba Slimyen! though cheating with ones patner is bad, but stabbing the man is worse. You can guess what will happen to that girl if the man died. Violence is not the solution to anger...[/quote]Did you see the part where i said the girl is one to flee from?

How do you say "i'm coming" in ibo when about to ejacula8?

Anytime is the best time...as long as nothing needs my undivided attention and my phone battery's charged!!!

Congrats to her...and all others..
Watch out for my name on that list in a few years...

Ibanga p: Wen empty hen was allowin free calls 2 one numba 4 1 month if u pay #300, i once called for 9hrs 2 a particular numba, even wen i want 2 do somtin else i tel d person not 2 drop d call but should put it on handsfree until wen am ready to talk again.

magic number...
Na people like una make Empty-hen cancel the thing after just two months!!

Interesting business...
Ayam very interested...
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But wait o.. which Naija man person go cuddle wey nor go wan press bobbi small or dey try use something shook you for back?
Which Naija man go pay for cuddle sef?
Cuddle na food abi na sex?
Oyibo and nonsense!!

that na small thing...
...and if you don't want to go through the long processes of filing for exeat,grease the right palms!!!
Na Naija way!

Interesting..
Na to dey order babies by giving specific requirements in the near future...
...a tall dark-haired chocolatey boy with eequisitely handsome features is what i'd order!!!

More than half of those things attributed to my blood type is not and can never be my personality..
This is what i call "WASH"!!
Next please!!!

Water!!
Every other thing comes next!!