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Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander (New Thread) by slimyem: 10:03pm On Nov 13, 2012
Sagamite: If knowing my worth, respecting myself and knowing when to end my attempt to woo a girl is what makes me full of myself and unattractive to Naija girls, fantastic!
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You are free to have the men you humiliate and drag on the floor because that is how you judge how much they "love" you.
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My class is way above that level.
If your interview inferred just the bolded,i wouldn't have made that comment..
Your degree of self-absorption is just plain sick..!#no pun intended#
Sagamite: Slimyem wants me to be of that calibre for her benefit.
haha!
I don't want you to be nothing...
Either ways,its can't be beneficial to me..
I'm just saying it as i see it...
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 9:39pm On Nov 13, 2012
Still on the matter? huh
Anyways...the post below makes me remember a story i heard a few years ago..
This very beautiful woman had never been comfortable with her brea$ts because they were small.After marraige and a kid,she decided to go get an enlargement without her husband's consent thinking it'd impress him.
That was the beginning of the end of that marriage as the man couldn't bring himself to touch her again and at some point they had to separate.Dunno what ended the story though..
Finland: Even if she eventually did it, I would not touch that breastts again because I will know it's silicone and not hers.can you suck plastic and enjoy it?
Point is some men would rather have saggy and natural than have firm,round and fake.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander (New Thread) by slimyem: 9:14pm On Nov 13, 2012
How someone can be that full of himself is what i don't get...
Very unattractive personality!!!
PoliticsRe: Niger's Governor Celebrates Birthday On A Private-Jet by slimyem: 8:11pm On Nov 13, 2012
hmmn...
Shey na like this we go dey dey?
BusinessRe: Users Of ATM Will No Longer Pay N100 On Withdrawals - CBN by slimyem: 7:59pm On Nov 13, 2012
Good one..
But let the soon be very soon o...
I use other banks ATM a lot and the N100 dey always pepper me for body...
I await the "soon"...
FamilyRe: Do/Would You Tell Your Kids Your Age? by slimyem: 11:15am On Nov 13, 2012
Siena: Those were in the "Olden Days!" wink That was back in 1944. Go, you can admit it to me, I won't tell anyone.
haha!!cheesy
Its not so way back..
Just a few decades ago...
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I still want to know if and why its important my children know my age though...
And when to tell them too...
Do i just call them all together and tell it or do i leave clues all around and have them figure it out?
Of what use is it to them?
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Stripper? - Please, Be Honest by slimyem: 11:07am On Nov 13, 2012
shymexx: Disclaimer:

I was in ionosphere after messing with zoot when I created this topic... grin
....
Op has taken his words back...
Y'all can now stop debating this..
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Btw,Honeric and Ricky Ross..,i liked all your posts on this thread.i'm on your side!cheesycheesy
FamilyRe: Parents Please Beware... by slimyem: 9:53pm On Nov 12, 2012
OMG!!!
That is so wicked!!
Jeez!!!
FamilyRe: Do/Would You Tell Your Kids Your Age? by slimyem: 9:49pm On Nov 12, 2012
I don't know yet...
Maybe if i'm convinced of how necessary it is....and when the right age is to tell them..
I didn't know my parents' age until i became an adult...and knowing it didn't change anything same as not knowing it as a kid didn't matter too!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ever Wish You Were Born In Another Century/Decade And Why? by slimyem: 9:43pm On Nov 12, 2012
No!
This century is just perfect for me...
The technology...
The sex...
The music...
The dressing..
Everything is just crazy...and craziness is so cool!!!cheesycheesycheesycheesy
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 9:33pm On Nov 12, 2012
ileobatojo: I thought you were joking initially till you asked for a potential supplier's address shocked shocked shocked shocked Glad to hear you were joking. smiley smiley
was just messing around...smileysmileysmiley
FamilyRe: Mummy Of Many Nations by slimyem: 9:20pm On Nov 12, 2012
tpia1: Post has too much colonial mentality in it to make sense.

Surely someone isnt boasting about having the longest brazilian hair?

Did you say french tips?

Are you french?

You people and your low IQs undecided
tpia1: And for goodness sake, why una come turn church to drag meeting all the time?

Stay in your nightclubs if you dont know how to be civilized.
Madam,the op posted a link to the rest of the article..
You read one paragraph and posted three times without grapsing what the topic is about.Smh!
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@post...One can only do so much to affect other people's lives but even at that ,one should know when not to cross certain boundaries and mind his/her business.
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 8:39pm On Nov 12, 2012
ileobatojo: Don't be too sure. Not with your weed smoking habit that you're about to pick up. You never know. wink
lol..
You believe i'm serious about that....??cheesycheesycheesy
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 8:35pm On Nov 12, 2012
coogar: slimyem, go back to the garden of eden and water the forbidden tree! that's where you really belong with your body covered with cocoa leaves!
*scoffs* tonguetongue
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 8:27pm On Nov 12, 2012
I'd so love to see myself grow old and natural...no botox-ing,no tummy tucking..no silicon filling up nothing and imma be beautiful like that!!cheesycheesy
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 8:14pm On Nov 12, 2012
coogar: comot for here jor....
you this un-millennium lady........you should dump your mobile phone and carry a landphone with you all the time cos seriously.....you really don't belong to this century!
haha!!
Not signing up on a b00bie job makes me un-millenium?
Wow!!!!
FamilyRe: Husband Smokes Weed by slimyem: 8:09pm On Nov 12, 2012
dartsidius7: hey, you could come to my house. we could roll up a blunt, play some PS3. or if you dont trust me, you could take it home, get enough food, and light up. Then you could come back here and tell us this people if you want to stop or continue smoking. only a true smoker will undersit what i am talking about..
ehennnnn, before i forget, if you want to have an example of what it feels like. go and look for "The Boondocks Season 3 Episode 12: Mr Medicinal" the episode in which grandad smoked weed.
where is your house??
Hit me up please!
I'm serious..
I need me some highness in my life..
Will check that movie out too..
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 8:04pm On Nov 12, 2012
So much trouble all cos of b00bies...
Anyways,aint no blade touching mine for any cosmestic reason now and forever...!
Any man who wants to stray and will not stay cuz i aint getting a job done is very welcome to take the next door on his way out permanently!
A b00bie job is too extreme a compromise to make for anyone..!
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 6:38pm On Nov 12, 2012
shymexx: You have got big bosoms, why are you on the defensive? - are they saggy or what? undecided
Sharrap!!!
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 6:18pm On Nov 12, 2012
Coogar needs to go get himself a custom made doll for life!!!
FamilyRe: Husband Smokes Weed by slimyem: 6:07pm On Nov 12, 2012
This thread and comments make me wanna smoke weed...just to know the feeling..cheesy
Anyone knows where i can get a trial roll in Lagos? huh
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 5:22pm On Nov 12, 2012
Siena: The possibilities are higher!

You wouldn't love your man to develop a beach ball belly, would you? wink
Its different...
One is mostly the resultant of a natural inevitable..
The other is mostly indiscipline..!
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 5:16pm On Nov 12, 2012
Saggy brea$t is a recipe for infidelity? :-/
Interesting!!
Forum GamesRe: Who Is Smart Enough To Crack this Out? by slimyem: 5:04pm On Nov 12, 2012
The essence of this thread is evasive..
Can anyone expatiate?
PropertiesRe: Factors To Consider When House Hunting by slimyem: 4:54pm On Nov 12, 2012
Most of those factors cannot be considered by ordinary Nigerians....
Maybe in the next century when things start working the way they should though...
Finding a place to lay your head at the end of everyday is food enough...
Next please!!
CrimeRe: Aftermath Of Robbery Attack On Lekki Neighborhood In Lagos by slimyem: 4:51pm On Nov 12, 2012
[quote author=Area_boy]what is he supposed to do really? you guys go on and on about forensics too much and fail to realise a database must first be established before any sort of forensic investigation can yield anything. Bring the FBI to investigate this crime scene and all they can tell you is what happened.

With 150+million people and no finger print database what use is finger print? undecided[/quote]Well said!!
Our systems are not programmed to work at all!!
RomanceRe: Things You Will Never Do In A Relationship Again? by slimyem: 4:37pm On Nov 12, 2012
[quote author=Soul_caine]so not cool. The fact that We get burned does not mean that we can never cook a good meal.[/quote]Oh well.....undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was The Last Time You Got Flogged?? by slimyem: 1:37pm On Nov 12, 2012
A few months after SSCE by my dad..
I had gone to "jupa" and mime westlife songs at a birthday party of a friend and i told my brother to tell dad i went to a friend's house.
Dad went to the friend's house and didn't find me there.
I came in about 8p.m at night and got whipped real bad.
E nor pain me sha.Na dusting things that night!!
Foreign AffairsRe: The Obama Girls' Next 4 Years. Malia And Sasha: Oh, How They've Grown! Pics. by slimyem: 12:34am On Nov 12, 2012
REALITY101: Dang they look chimpanzeeer here. Btw thanks to tax payers money cuz they look ghetto on the before photos
Quit hating!
It aint gon change the fact that they are a beautiful family...
One to wish for!!
Foreign AffairsRe: The Obama Girls' Next 4 Years. Malia And Sasha: Oh, How They've Grown! Pics. by slimyem: 12:31am On Nov 12, 2012
hannydarl: Most Nigerian men don't deserve a woman like her. She will be made to give birth 1million times to get a boy. Her ideas will be thrown away cos a woman can't teach a. Nigerian man anything, he will spend all his free time in bars and with hoes cos he is a man and its the womans duty to sit at home.
strongly agree!!
CultureRe: How Many Names Were You Given At Birth? by slimyem: 11:52pm On Nov 11, 2012
Three names though i trashed one long ago and only use two now..
I think the essence of more than one name is still identification though as you its possible that you share your first name and surname with someone else but improbable that you'd share first name,middle name and surname with anyone.

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