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very low quality things...
Especially that nonsense white and green sneakers....
The more you wash it,the browner it becomes.
Na under my bunk i leave the thing for camp...
Khaki na something else altogether..
Thank God i got one sown before i came to camp.
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Some big people are making millions from that useless kit!!

.....i'm still waiting for it to happen...

*checks the calendar to see if this year is still 2012 or if a time machine has transported me back to 1942*

Siena: Come one girl! Forget what a guy wants (let's assume there isn't one in the picture). Would a woman with pelvic prolapse, who could afford surgery really leave her bits hanging out? I'm sure the answer's no. Besides being pretty unpleasant even to her, it must be extremely uncomfortable, not to mention a real intercourse killer.

This is bordering on the insane.

oh well...
I just swung that to futher establish how much you are willing to do to have your woman in an almost perfect body..

Beync: Shataap! European goat

[quote author=c.fours]foolish topic.
crossing your legs like that for extended period of time cuts of your blood-circulation.
why not put a show-chair in the center of your village for your daughter to sit on it cross-legged. maybe other women can see it and emulate her.[/quote]lmao

UNLEASHED: A Naija babe can take pictures of the snakes bitting her, straight to her BBM display picture on the hospital bed and she'll write something like "Snake thingz"

loool..
Na so!!!

Chrisbenogor: Getting and staying married.

same here!!!

This isn't news...
What don't women do these days...?
Next please!!

coogar: maybe......you never know!
not getting yourself refurbished would give him the perfect excuse to hump another female like a camel

like i said before....i really would not care...
Even if i had the body of a model,a cheat would always find some sort of excuse...

and it has not occurred to you that whatever you do for yourself in marriage is also for your husband?

Maybe...but it has also occured to me that at the end of the day,whatever results the surgery births,its first my body and my burden.

you got a lot to learn, slim!

school me!!

coogar: or you envy her.......
continue to deceive yourself - your eyes would open your husband puts you in a recycle bin and start humping a younger version of you......

I could care less.....
Like getting implants and a vag reconstruction would stop him from humping someone else if he wants to in the first place...
Pfft!!
If imma do it(highly improbable anyways..),imma do it for me not so some d1ckhead wont find its way to another hole...

coogar: of course....vag renovation or reconstruction! thanks to science!

smh!!
i pity the woman already....

So for all the men here(Coogar and Siena especially) who want their wives looking like a teen till forever,you know there's a condition called "pelvic prolapse" in which the vag turns inside out like a worn-out sock and hang between the legs as women grow older/after childbirth(exceedinly long phases of labour)..
Would you also have/require your wives fix that so they remain young for you?

shymexx: Got my long johns circumcised from my mum's womb...

Can i confirm??

shymexx: Most white men don't get circumcised...

hmmn...
That's news to me..
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So what about you?
Are you circumcised?

Is this where the parry is at tonight?

How about the ones that don't particularly say the I WILL MARRY YOU words but leave hints all around and act all serious to the letter only to suddenly do a reverse and start acting funny for no just cause
What goes on in their minds too??
I would really like to know.....

shymexx: Are you for real? - have you seen uncircumcised dycks and how weird they look?
You probably love white men...

huh?
What is it about white men?
They don't get circumcised?

[quote author=Mynd_44]I want to see an interview by Idowu ans Slimyem oooo[/quote]instead of you to go present yourself for interview,you dey there dey wait for Slimyem...
Okay o...

Na wa o...
Different pictures of the said girl all over...
Wetin we wan con believe now..??

Only gullible people will believe they can actually win MTN aeroplane...
I learnt long ago not to switch plans to any promo package offered by these useless networks.

Very often..
I'll be there again before the end of this month...
Ajo o le dabi ile lailai!!

Mtcheeew.....
Useless reps!!
This is what my people will describe as...
Won fi ete sile,won n' pa lapalapa(they ignore leprousy and start treating ringworm).
Of what use is anti-same sex marriage bill to ordinary Nigerians?
Do h0m0sexuals pose any security threat to the nation?
Do they affect the price of petroleum or staple food?
Nonsense!!
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My people,shey na like this we go dey dey?

My wish is to have maaaaad money...
Travel round the world....at least to about a hundred countries and have maaaad fun every minute of it!!
...the world can end thereafter!!

I used to have issues with one or two that feel highly exalted by the position and do not hesitate to threaten or throw it in people's faces but these days..i could care less!
No spare emotion to feel anything about any e-thing no more...better things need my emotions..
Na them sabi their way!!

Callotti..you are my E-role model o..
I want to be like you when i grow up..so help me answer these questions...
You put up such a bold and strong front that i can't but
ask...
-"Do you ever get emotional?"
i mean "has anything ever made you cry"
-How do you manage to just not care or worry or get jealous especially with your open marriage thing?
-what do you think of "concience"?
-how and where do you draw the line between good and bad/where do you stand in relation to morals?

The man in the picture is not D'banj!!!

lmao@all of the harping on above..
Like i ask that you give a shyt...or change your views for whatever...
Pfft!
Just a reminder...."The world doesn't revolve around you!"
Goodbye to you too!!!

tpia1: ^ obviously, you dont go to church, or are one of those who warm the bench there, else you'd wonder if what the op was yapping about is what people go to church for?

even if you're in church to find a husband or lover, is that why you must not focus on the service itself?

awon alagbere.

Obviously,you still haven't used the link and gotten that the topic is neither about church nor about "agbere" but a simple example to give a clearer picture of what is to be discussed.
Na you sabi jare!!!

coogar: the man is a dolt - he wanted to leave before, he just used his wifey's new böobs as an excuse to bail out. the wife messed up too, she should have told him about it. besides, it's not the böobs that would piss most men off but the total disregard of the husband's authority!

i heard the story first-hand so i know it wasn't the bolded as they had a really beautiful marriage before the brea$t issue..
...and even though her disregarding his authority must have been a contributing factor,it was more about his digust for the new b00bsie...!

Tgirl4real: Na so me and my co-wives like am like that.

hmmn...
What a quality to like..!!
Make una dey enjoy o.....