₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,329,215 members, 8,439,330 topics. Date: Sunday, 05 July 2026 at 01:51 AM

Toggle theme

Slimyem's Posts

Nairaland ForumSlimyem's ProfileSlimyem's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 (of 373 pages)

Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by slimyem: 9:09pm On Oct 27, 2012
toba: pls do me a favour. u know u are my brother and i love u so much. hide the damn thing. cheesy
lmao!!cheesycheesycheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by slimyem: 9:08pm On Oct 27, 2012
toba: officially on NL u are my #1 undisputable love. i ve confessed my affection for u
after calling me slimyam??
Mtcheeeeew..
Go away jor!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by slimyem: 9:07pm On Oct 27, 2012
Gboliwe is female? huh
Interestino!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by slimyem: 9:00pm On Oct 27, 2012
thank you jor!
I've actually seen this before when it made fp..
I still can't find what he's hiding though...
...and as per that thread......he's a joker!!cheesycheesy
CultureRe: Nairalanders: What Are Your States Of Origin? by slimyem: 8:54pm On Oct 27, 2012
tomakint: @slimyem le o ye iigrin wao u really made my day with that other thread i really enjoy d digs between u and honeric01grin se we da je lokili pe, sure I understood what u wrote (u can call my fone to verify). Doubters? please slimyem don't go there, i owe those bigots no explanation in case u dont know Dayokanu is a scammer, very soon he can even say u are me. U are very cute and funny, why not attempt a novel, I am proud of youwink Ondo,Idanre (my mom's place) and ile oluji av almost d same dialect.
lol@wa je lokili pe...smiley
Attempt a novel?? cheesy
Writing is not really my thing o..
I'm a lazy person.
I do try sometimes though but stuff i write are too personal and not for the public...cheesy
CultureRe: Nairalanders: What Are Your States Of Origin? by slimyem: 8:46pm On Oct 27, 2012
dayokanu: Yemi Tell me you actually believe a Yoruba so would write the blow about his own tribe?



https://www.nairaland.com/1007745/ogoniland-declares-independence/8#11674909
lol.
I just scanned thru that page...
I'd want to believe that was a slip in writing...if he is truly yoruba.
...and that's the only post that makes you doubt him...isn't it?
Besides,I don't see why anyone would want to deny his own place and claim some other random state on a harmless thread..but then this is Nairaland...
If he isn't an omo oodua...and he's claiming to be,doesn't it just mean we rock and he likes to be us?smiley
...and then doubting and seeking out fake people on a forum like this is so much energy i'd rather save for other things...
RomanceRe: HELP!!! She Wants Me To Choose Between Her And Nairaland. by slimyem: 8:25pm On Oct 27, 2012
This guy has too much time on his hands...
...its either he praise-sings himself on NL unnecessarily or makes up poorly thought out and "easily detectable as fake" stories...
Attention-seeking at its highest!!
Smh!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by slimyem: 8:04pm On Oct 27, 2012
toba: i dont think i did. in fact there's just one person i feel i've angered here. its definitely not you. U've always respected me, hence i have to reciprocate.

dont bother searching cos i confessed my affection for someone and i dont want u to read that part
person wey shite don forget as usual..
Me wey pack am go never forget..
Why won't u want me to see/read that btw?
Who am I?
Duh!
....my exploring skills are getting put into action rightaway...smileycheesytongue
RomanceRe: Hitting The Beach (Nairaland hangout) by slimyem: 7:36pm On Oct 27, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Pls ignore.

I can count how many nairalanders i have met and nothing has changed yet, so he is free to keep talking from one side of his mouth.
[/color]
Mr man,why did you hide my post??
Didnt you know i was joking with my sweetheart?? huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by slimyem: 7:33pm On Oct 27, 2012
toba: oko po ni. mi oni grant anything. i granted one last year which seun just carried to the homepage. i dont want to grant cos i dont want to offend u and my other lovers on nairalander. huh
ehen?
Lemme go and search for the one you granted....
Besides,you don offend me pass...
Nothing wey u fit do go pain me again...
CultureRe: Nairalanders: What Are Your States Of Origin? by slimyem: 7:19pm On Oct 27, 2012
tomakint: Nope, I can't speak the dialect am not from Akure wink At least I can speak some Ondo, Idanre, Ikale dialects.I am an Ondo town man (that's my Dad's) the people that speak like they are singing.Of course, when AKure people are talking I do understand them. Are u from Akure? I have just gone thru ur diaries, very loaded and insightful as 4 ur cousin's wedding comin up soon, just keep prayin 4 her
I was going to ask to ask to to convince your doubter on this thread about your origin...but scratch that.
Anyways,i am a proper Ondo town geh...:Dand i also understand all the other surrounding dialects too...
Can your read something wriiten in Ondo dialect..
See this thread..Its not my writing but....https://www.nairaland.com/1006546/ode-beautiful-home
lol@my diary...#no comment on that#smileysmiley
FamilyRe: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by slimyem: 6:22pm On Oct 27, 2012
Guitarlife: lest we forget , we have 8 people and still counting who have liked this post. The question is whether prejudice is not a form of abuse in itself.
I know the OP didn't mean it this way but obviously this thread is being abused. Now the consensus is that men are the beasts. It remains to be seen for how long the cabal is determined to continue preaching this feminist agenda cos I must admit, they have come a long way.
You keep missing the point!!
Thread title called on all who have been abused but got out alive.It wasn't and still is not gender specific.
Have you been abused by a woman ?
If you have,why not come out,tell your story here and let other abused men learn from it? huh
FamilyRe: Anything Wrong With Allowing My Wife To See A Male Gynecologist by slimyem: 5:54pm On Oct 27, 2012
Mr.bjcole,just remember that your wife's health is much more important than your unfounded and unnecessary fears......
Hope you know that opening could cause her serious infections??
Let the poor woman get the help she needs from a professional gyneacologist be it male or female as soon as possible before the problem compounds .
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by slimyem: 5:47pm On Oct 27, 2012
toba: kilode. na by force?
yes!
what is it that u dont know about me?
plenty!
u know im a son of a former senator
Really?
and also joined NL in 2006.
that's no news...
lo ba tan. i don interfew myself
lailai,kweshuns po repete!!
CultureRe: Nairalanders: What Are Your States Of Origin? by slimyem: 5:41pm On Oct 27, 2012
Tomakint,you are an Akure son...right?
Can you speak the dialect....??
RomanceRe: What Do Nigerian Girls Love The Most? by slimyem: 4:03pm On Oct 27, 2012
Peeps on this thread saying Nigerian girls like money and making it sound like its a bad thing...
Who doesn't like money??
Nigerian guys??
Hypocrites y'all!!
CultureRe: Nairalanders: What Are Your States Of Origin? by slimyem: 3:59pm On Oct 27, 2012
tomakint: Really like your signature wink
cheesycheesycheesy
CultureRe: Nairalanders: What Are Your States Of Origin? by slimyem: 3:59pm On Oct 27, 2012
Topic says..."what are your states of Origin?"...NOT eulogise your hometown or state of Origin..
Hian!!
...some people sha!!
TravelRe: Nigerian Stowaway Dies In Arik’s Undercarriage by slimyem: 3:53pm On Oct 27, 2012
Thousands of ways to die and he chose this one...huh?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by slimyem: 2:36pm On Oct 27, 2012
toba: me ke? who know me for hia? if them interfew me, na a whole thread the thing go take huh
Shut up jor...
...and go stand in line!
You must grant an interview!!!cheesy
FamilyRe: Anything Wrong With Allowing My Wife To See A Male Gynecologist by slimyem: 11:39am On Oct 27, 2012
denzel2009: Just buy singer machine and sew it yourself. You can put a button sef.
cheesycheesycheesycheesy
CrimeRe: People-smuggler Used Witchcraft To Terrify Girls Into Sex Slavery by slimyem: 10:52am On Oct 27, 2012
Wow!!
Nigerians don carry juju reach Obodo oyibo..
Wicked man...
May he rot in jail!!
PoliticsRe: Why Don't Lagosians Use Pedestrian Bridges? by slimyem: 10:14am On Oct 27, 2012
strangest: No try am for cele bus stop... Word of advice..
says who??
Hundreds cross that road everyday!!
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Barack And Michelle Obama As Kids by slimyem: 8:13am On Oct 27, 2012
valicious1: Sum1 shld tell mitchell 2 close dat her dirty, rotten teeth. 4 God's sake dese guys came 2 Africa & chose 2 visit lil ghana totally negleting Nigeria d powerful giant. I wish they crash flat like dana & bellview in d upcoming election. Amen!
Na wa o...
Na them send you message?
You want them to come to your country where bombs are flying everywhere?
...to get blown away to pieces abi?
Bad-belle person!!!
FoodRe: Narrate How A Tough Meat Has Embarrassed You! by slimyem: 8:06am On Oct 27, 2012
Any meat that a fork and knife can't do justice to,i leave alone or if it looks too yummy to be left alone,i wrap in a serviette and take home!cheesycheesycheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are The Weird Things You Do When You Are Alone? by slimyem: 7:57am On Oct 27, 2012
yuzedo: I look left angry
I look right angry
I look left again undecided
I lock the door lipsrsealed
I bring out my vaseline/soap cheesy
I unzip my d(ic)k tongue
I rubbbbbbbbbbbb embarassed
I c(u)m shocked
I rest cool

I look left again... wink
I look right again... grin grin
cheesycheesycheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are The Weird Things You Do When You Are Alone? by slimyem: 7:53am On Oct 27, 2012
I position myself in front of my mirror,play music or not and dance away in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways ever....something i'll never try if someone's around!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Crazy People Wanted. by slimyem: 7:29am On Oct 27, 2012
[quote author=Stella_Bella]OKay for the sakes of DOUBTING THOMASES and anyone interested.
Too many applicants.
I am leaving it open for anyone interested.



FIRST ASSINGMENT:
Title: Honest Nigerians.

With the help of a partner recording.
Let your purse or phone fall off your pocket in a church or public place
record people who return and people who tries to steal it.

PLEASE NO LYNCHING OR BEATING....THIS IS FOR FUN ONLY.
Please let it be an empty purse or a bad phone in case the person na GOLIATH! grin

$1.00 for every video.
Okay na.

Email it to me blokousblog@gmail.com[/quote]Love this...
Brilliant and interesting...
Ask the mods to help you pust it to fp if possible...
.
Btw,does my face have to show in the recording?
...or can i just use someone else while i do the recording?
CelebritiesRe: "K-solo Has Been Sleeping In His Mother's House With His Girlfriends" by slimyem: 7:19am On Oct 27, 2012
Useless people...
I can't waste my emphaty for her.....
She'll soon come out to say its publicity stunt...
Next please!!!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 (of 373 pages)