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Sijo01: *yawns, yawnss, yawnsssssss* Ok, I think i have to give-in to the call of nature...... Being fighting it since.

don't go abeg...
Go wash face with water and chew some gum while waiting..

[quote author=D-Explorer] Please, let Slimyem and Annita19 be around to woo REALITY101. Thank you [/quote]Annita19 isn't here is the problem!

REALITY101: Lmaooooooo wooing dudes aint ladies thing please. . . Lawd have mercy

just wait till i start wooing you...
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Btw...Itsmodella and lola.love's lines rock big time!!

This is getting boring...
Where are all the contestants and the ones to be wooed?

alutacontinua: Trust me, i'm rily rily scared. Anyone who has read "CAMPUS BLUES" wld definitely understand why. Sexkillz, i'm not sure i'll be here when it's our turn, though. So, maybe i'll just back off completely.

win or lose...its all for fun!!
Enjoy!!!

[quote author=lola.luv]lola.luv...not always here but always on time!
Where is my Killz...ready to be blown off your feet? [/quote]if there's anyone i'd be scared to lock horns with here,it'd be you!!
Thank God you not my competitor...

Goldieluks: haaha.. she no know say romance no get 'razz' side.
I sure say she dey think how she wan take start to write her wooing message.

She wan use bold face and razzness dodge the game but we sabi am pass that level!!

Goldieluks:
Idowu dey shy, she dey fear fear.

who nor know that one before..
Na only to dey make noise all over the place she sabi!

annita19: There is tornado warning in my sch district so one of my classes got cancelled now let's do this

sweetie,where's our man?

idowuagbero,abeg who you dey woo?
It'll be fun to see the agbero-style of wooing o...

sexkillz: [color=#000030]8pm tonight!
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Errm Mr.Mod,as much as i'd like to be a part of this game all for the fun of it,i'd hope that you'd be on ground to clean the thread of any inciting/insultive comments from any as$hole in the course of the game so the reason and purpose of it would not be derailed....

KINGwax: My bet is, i think slimyem's met someone on nairaland and they're at the verge of meeting each other. It's apparently a necessity for her to quickly divulge her appearance. It's a sure bet, as ugly as she is, her only form of defence will be,
'i love myself. Shey u didn't get to read my post abt beauty on nairaland ni? I may be ugly, but i love myself'.
It's not funny, no wonder she's alwys bitter over love issues!
Na small small una go show face. Onila don fucck, everybody knws he's a guy. Hehehehe. Slimyem is ugly. Who else wanna rant?

very funny and a big FAIL!!!
Try again when you reload!!

FRANKLINTON: What's the purpose of this epistle?

it was intended for beautiful women...not you!!

Star trek..
Avengers...
Hunger games..
Perfect Stranger..
All Lord of the rings..
Drive
Taken
Salt
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Mods,please clean this thread...
https://www.nairaland.com/1062964/beautiful
i do not want to be accused of having derailed my own thread if i start replying...

why i go be slot 1 nah?
Haba!!
...and then,are we starting rightaway..??
I never prepare food wey i go give my love chop if i win im heart o....

ki lo'n sele ni bi bayi mheeen?
E bere show ke je ka mo whats up nah...
O ti'n pe ju o.....
I must to take my love home tonight o...

I can't provide the link to this piece because i saved it long ago from a certain Ejire's column on the defunct Next newspaper online site.
To all the beautiful women on here..
Enjoy!!
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I am a beautiful woman... in every way. Now, I know this for a fact but I haven’t always been certain of it. Suddenly, I am aware of my rare beauty and brave enough to profess it. I realized that I had switched lanes a few years ago when a friend asked me what I would like to change about myself if I was given the opportunity to have free plastic surgery. In response, I said “nothing”.
He persisted, asking me to be honest in my response, but I still maintained that I didn’t want to change anything about my body / physical features and I meant it with my whole being.
I truly feel that I don’t want to get rid of anything neither do I want to add on anything because “I would miss it too much”. Every so called flaw is mine... that’s what makes me.
A good place
Before I got to the place I find myself now - this place of complete self confidence and satisfaction - I was of the view that I had to be a certain person, in a certain way, a certain size, to be beautiful and accepted. I wanted to be thin, without blemish or spots... either I was Halle Berry or I ceased to exist! I do realize now that I was being disrespectful to the me that God created. I found it convenient to blame my then mindset on society. “Society” in this context refers to chics on the red carpet, the runway, Hollywood - all that I saw on TV and the pages of magazines and well, the guys...
I was under the impression that I had to be a certain way since this was demanded of me, or so I thought. Now I think otherwise - truly, we get better with age. I realize now that for me to feel beautiful, to be comfortable in my own skin, I have to first know and appreciate myself. I have come to appreciate my strong and seemingly weak features and have learnt to make the very best of both.
The Barbie Doll
Since I want to look my best at all times (don’t we all?), I usually envisage myself as The Barbie Doll and I play dress-up every morning, which makes things easy for me (I love clothes). But then, playing dress-up doesn’t fix “everything” so I came up with my own beauty regimen. Now, instead of using so-called society as my yardstick, I use myself as the yardstick.
I have come to realize that I look better a certain way, a certain size, with painted nails and possibly longer hair and I work towards achieving all of this for me because I know that I’m worth it. Without subjecting myself to pressure, I know that I can be better... I can be even more beautiful. You see, I had it in me all the while; now, I just learnt to own it!
The regimen
To achieve a complete state of beauty, I religiously follow my beauty regimen which entails the following:
Running on the treadmill every morning since I discovered that exercising keeps me in shape.
I also take long walks at the weekends. I resolved to keep at exercising since I want to continue to fit into my UK Size 10 clothes forever and ever (so help me God).
I eat healthy and I try to eat all solids before 7pm since this prevents me from gaining unnecessary weight. I also eat fruits and vegetables in larger quantities than anything else.
Bathing every day (it’s safe to presume that everyone does this). I also brush my teeth at least twice a day that’s why they are “so fresh and so clean”! Since I broke out in pimples last year (you see, the gods were after me), I have made it a priority to get a facial frequently. I also wash my face as often as possible, which opens up my pores and keeps the pimples away.
I have very sensitive skin therefore I use beauty products that suit my skin type even if they cost me an arm and half a leg.
Although I don’t use a lot of make-up, I wear my smile most of the time and something tells me that it works (most of the time)!
I consult hairdressers who treat my hair like every strand is made of gold. I get a pedicure done monthly and I paint my toe nails with colours that suit me (I don’t care much for manicures - I believe that God does this for me since my finger nails are so beautiful!) I have adopted my healthy lifestyle / beauty regimen to enhance my beauty.
Bright and Beautiful
Each time I look into my mirror, I see a very beautiful woman just like you! Yes, we are all beautiful regardless of our individual shapes or form. As you know it, variety is the spice of life (and there can only be one Ms. Berry!)
Every woman (single or married) should have a beauty regimen, which is well suited for her and within her means. More importantly, we must practice our individual routines with the right attitude and knowing that we deserve it. I religiously go through mine bearing in mind that should I gain weight uncontrollably, or lose my hair, or continue to break out in pimples, I will remain beautiful simply because I am me. It’s innate - nothing can change that - not even you!

d-explorer,its Annita19 and slimyem to woo Reality o....

annita19: I'm game. Btw he gotta make that decision right?

yeah!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Explorer, 3 guys already. What say you?
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Oya ni e...
O maan'be!!
Let explorer set a time frame to it.if by then the girl haven't picked their game,he should pair them with anyone like he did with the males and let the game go on!!

annita19: You're kidding right?

Reality is mine

bring it on..
we both are going to have to fight for him.
May the best girl win!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I have done my job. But let it be known that you started it all by calling him a goat. . .
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that's because he had made series of bullshit remarks and was still making them about me without anyone calling him to order!
Henceforth...i won't take it!!!

Goldieluks: Slimyem who you wan woo??

i don talk am nah...
Na Reality o...

sexkillz:

i made a complaint...
Do your job!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]On a more serious note we need 15 guys and at least 30 ladies to make this a success. . . But here, after 21 pages we have 9 ladies, and 5 guys.

Is anyone pondering what I'm pondering?
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why hasn't my complaint been worked on?

lmao!

D-explorer,i'm not wooing you o..
I found myself a man..its REALITY 101.
All i need now is someone to contest him with me!!!

sexkillz,please hide all 190 hate posts against me on that wooing thread.(page 17 and 18)
I have had enough of his bullshit and will start replying him anytime from now..