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[quote author=Efemena_xy]That's not humanely possible.
Those kids are from the hospital nursery.[/quote]you can't conclude its not possible just like that!
If they are from the nusery,why are the doctors and nurses still in their operating gowns?
Why are they posing to take a picture why 11 babies of no particular significance?
Why are the babies arranged like that?
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Op,isn't there any report attached to the picture?

Excuse me o...
I'm not comfortable with the two ****-skulls that wooed me...
I need correct volunteer wooers...wooers that would make my shoulders drop and make me weak at the knees....

donfemo: Mimiko will never win that's the truth!

jidex17: The time for a change is here, oct 20.olusola oke is the moses that can rescue ondo ppl 4rm the trend of slavery they are now.as 4 iroko he spent d last 3yrs painting and promising but keeps failing,no soln 2 unemployment since 3yrs nw, talk of scholarship nothing.the only fact which is clear is that the govt are getting richer while d masses are getting poorer!.ondo rise 4 change

you both will eat your words come October 20!!!

All i can say is.....opinions on this page count for nothing!!
The real voters are in the markets,garages,and beer-palour joints.
Go sample their opinions if you need to know how Ondo state people feel about Mimiko..
He is a shrewed,cunning and calculating politician and he is what we want.he is the man for the state..he has done the job remarkably well.
The noise-makers can hate forever...it won't change the fact that come October 20,Mimiko will remain!!!!

Goldieluks: This kind illiterate sef, you no fit even spell my name correctly.
abeg write correct poem man, no go do copy and paste oh. Sowwy OP, i had to.

lmao....

bennyraz: 190 is on point.. slimyemi her case na go come.. she too wan follow d footsteps of shola.. i pity her

if 190 is on point for you go kiss am nah...
He is not close to the P for me...
Simple!!
One more thing...Pity yourself mister!!!

190: [color=RED]I blame tenderly for not POPPING UP!!

When someone is too dull to read thats the evidence,

its called pouring out your feelings

If i had known i would have used EZE GOES TO SCHOOL method on her

or ALI and SIMBI

Rubbish

slimyem GETTOUTTT JOR [/color]

lmao...
See vexing...
I wouldn't have minced words if your epistle had an effect but seriously and without bias,it didnt!!
Deal with it abeg!!!
Of all the posts on this thread,only 3 have my thumbs up..
Acidiosis's even though it was stolen,Sexkillz's and ikeking's...
The rest na wash!!

*yawns*
jydebaba...me?
"Lepacious opeke"
that's supposed to impress me?
Like seriously??
You FAILED!!!
...and btw,i'm not dark and shine...i'm fair and white.
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190.....*yawns*
you didn't get my code...
Too long and without substance...
I couldnt really hold on to any line that wowed me..
A hug is all i can give just for your effort...
You've got to have to do better to have me..

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D-explorer...no winner abeg!!
They both didn't get to me!!

wetin dey happen??
Jydebaba...u sure say that was directed at me??
D-explorer,me and 190 ke??
This thing is not understanding me o....

na wa o...
Better person nor dey here to toast me??

[quote author=D-Explorer]Alright people! It's Slot 4 - Kunletiwoo & Last Apostle to woo Slimyem No comment please![/quote]i can't see either of them here...
Where them dey?

wow..
Tough one between Sexkillz and acidiosis...
...and the best man has won..
they both did well IMO...

i can't believe Gracious picked Bennyraz over Ikekings...
Wow!
Ikekings...chop knuckles wherever u are jor!!
U do well!!

coogar: of course - men have sired plenty of bastards since the garden of eden but they cannot claim the wife at home is the mother - this is the difference between infidelity in men and that of women! if a woman gets impregnated by an outsider, she would claim her husband was responsible - men cannot do that!

If infidelity and deceit is the course of discussion here...then no party can/should be excused!!
The woman who cheats(infidelity) and transfers the paternity of a bastard to her husband(deceit) and the man who cheats(infidelity),has a child outside his marriage,aware of it but yet keeps his wife in the dark about it(deceit)!
Infidelity is infidelity and unjustifiable by gender!!

brokoto: as in eh, i tire for the girl sef. Thing is, i've come to find out that its the not so pretty ladies that get all classy and bitchy on a faceless forum. We've all heard that we guys are lame with no flows but funny enough you are still here. What does that tell you?

Duh...
I'm here to catch fun...same as you are!!
I don't have to do it everyone else's style..
I enjoy doing it my critique and sadistic style..
Its not my problem if you have a problem with that mister!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Madam hold your horses jare. . .
This is basically for fun. Majority of people wooing each other here don't even have a profile pic, so this no be serious issue. He must be this and that blah, worth it blah blah. Wetin? Dem born you for mars? Abeg freestyle. . .
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why u dey shout nah?
Where did i infer that i'm basing my judgement of users on how they look?
And you think i'm not catching fun with my style?
Duh!!
The fact here is i love real challenges....not pieces of cake which is clearly what most romance section men are until proven otherwise!!
I'm sorry i don't know how to mask my opinion!

i'm going to try swing this around some other likelihood....
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If women are bringing bastards home to their husbands,isn't it also possible that the men themselves have sired children whose paternities have been transferred to other husbands...especially since the men these women are cheating with are not imported men?

coogar: so a married woman suddenly developed amnesia and forgot her vows to her husband? no wonder there's a rife in domestic violence and many women come here to tell us their husband just woke up to start beating them - if i find out i have been raising a bastard too, i would be beating my wife everyday of the week till she confesses what she's done to all and sundry

i'm not trying to make excuses for the women or justify cheating in any way...but it is not enough to put all the blame on them and forget that the results of their actions are never singly propelled!

dayokanu: Naija women

who are the men sleeping and cheating with them?
Congolese men?

coogar: the testosterone level in the naija women is higher than their female counterparts all over the world!

is this a conclusion or your own postulation and is it just based on these two reports?

[quote author=D-Explorer]Yemo, i'm so waiting to see you woo a guy. Lol[/quote]

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I dey wait for elephant to fly first. . . leave slimyem.
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I never even see the guy wey me wan woo sef...
Whoever i choose to woo and the babe who'll be my competitor must be worth it..if not,no show!!!

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]Where are the romantic men that can ACTUALLY WOO WOMEN
This is the most disappointing thread ever! [/quote]i'm not even dissapointed...
I didn't raise my hopes at all...
The lame lines and rap are not surprising....
Tells so much about the kinda girls Romance section boys men come here to cry about.

[quote author=190-the-clown]D one been hugged is slimyem[/quote]my nyash nor big reach like that abeg...
Na me dey back.....

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Relax first. . .
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my fingers are crossed...

kunletiwoo: What are your expectations dear?

anything outside "cliche"

ikekings: Madam calm down!!!! If i unleash my sweet hands on you eh.. You must fall... I swear!!!

from what i've seen so far,i doubt i can be wowed here even by you!

The males in this section are slackers..
Na to only dey cry say Nigerian girl touch my d1ck,Nigerian girl ask me for roll-on,Nigerian girl refuse to rub my head them sabi..
Shioooooooor!!

bittyend: Another freestyle; don't crucify me slimyem.

@FlowerPower
FlowerPower, you're the flowerbomb
you're the definitely the bomb, and I'm trying to detonate you, babes
Get you in the spirit for this, maybe I'd be your vodka
Babes, you're a sprinter, ad you're racing through my mind
Don't laugh, babes; I'm just trying to work your nerves and read ur mind
Give me the bright light and let me leave you blind(in love)
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I love the sight of your radiant beauty
Can I get to know you?

too poetic...and all too flattering!!!
Too obvious attempt at arresting her attention..
Won't work for me!!!

[quote author=acidosis™]#singing#
#moves closer to her. . .#with dance stepsss..#

Incase you wanna know kontrol-tial
Look around me its evidencial
No Jonathan, Tinubu Fashola- tial
Haaa special adviser
All over the world dem know me sha
When I step up in the place everybody Yes-Sir
Me if I wan show, I fit show
but I dey on kontrol o . . .

everytime. . .everytime... ...[/quote]the picture i have in my head of you doingthe bolded and singing this bullshit is so eew!!
I won't even look at you twice before walking off and away hurriedly!!

Caracta: Lmao. Funny peeps. Never knew our guys could be dry like this. Chei, upon all the thread yabbing girls. No connections, no correlations, na so so imaginations. SMH

i said it earlier...
I can't be as much as nudged by any of these lame lines....
No way on earth!!!

[quote author=acidosis™][size=13pt]

Now I wanna put it on you like 1-2-3

Take a look at me, I'm potential Everything I do is sequencial
Me and my people presidential
Haaa everything-tial
Everything I do is click click- tial
I dey gba kontrol cos I'm special
Me if I wan do, if I wan do I
dey get kontrol o

Everytime. . .Everything
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C'mon babe join me.. .. lets keel it rolling . .ha! ha![/quote]seriously

bittyend: That was just a freestyle, b. Chatting to a girl isn't something you can premeditate, you just go with the flow and what's happening in 'real time', ya dig?? Situation, environment; bring forth convo.

Even at that.....you nor try!!
Go do your big batty things...
Maybe you better at that...

dontador: I will like to woo the “slimyem” babe. She's a bad a.s.s babe. I need to use my words to stimulate her clit.

if na that one,you know where we do it nah...
Not here dude!!

bittyend: Why's it dry, babes? That's like a sentence when you're chatting to a girl you've never met before. You need to make her feel a little bit important na. haba.

lets just say i expected better from you...
C'mon now...that's cliche still....
You don't necessarily have to paint it like u've never met...
I'll do better than u even as a babe...#no jokes!!#