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[quote author=acidosis™]slimyy.. wetin? na everybody you wan woo?[/quote]abeg,free me!
Nor be so you guys dey take toast 20 babes and sample all of them before finally picking one??
Dey your lane o...

there's one k2039 guy...i wouldn't mind wooing him too..
Honeric01,i see you o.would you like to be wooed?

REALITY101: If I was a dude the worse thing that will happen to me is Idowuogbo wooing me.

Reality,can i woo you?
Will you be the one?

[quote author=D-Explorer] Latest UPDATE

So far we have:
* Shaybe Baby to woo "Auto_slot"
* Berem to woo Acidosis
* Kittykat, Kandiikane and Ladunsky to woo 190
* Ishilove to woo Brokoto
* Slimyem to woo D-Explorer
* ItsModella to woo Ikekings

Please Note:
For a man to qualify and be wooed, he needs to be picked by at least 2 ladies. Thanks You! [/quote]when did i say i want to woo you?
I was just asking nah.
I haven't made up my mind o..

Shollypopz: I've cracked my head trying to come up with a name;

*whew*

I'm confused and I can't pick one - MrBrownJay, obowunmi, sexkillz

babe,close your eyes and pick one jor!
My eyes are on one of them sef..just that i'm not sure he'd grace the thread...

Finally,i pick ..................

D-explorer,can i pick you?
Something tells me you are the one....

[quote author=acidosis™]In short, we all are pricks?? ??[/quote]did you miss the last line?

I want to pick.....
...but all there is to pick are pricks..
How will i pick a prick..
Just to show that i aint shy to pick.?.
Anyways,i'll make a pick but when i do..my pick has to be worth the pick!!
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Abeg,na joke o..

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Ladunsky, i uploaded my pic for you. . . Woo away.
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neck dey pain you?

ikekings: Nawa ooo... Common wooing dey make you vibrate like this... Yes!!! And don't lie cos i can feel the vibration... Abeg choose pesin jare... And besides, this is not serious ooo... Just a game to have fun... That's all...

would you like me to pick you?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]All males will like to be wooed. Abeg, no dey give me excuse wey never done. . .
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Even the ones that are not here and won't be here??
Weren't you the one who pre-supposed that females here would like to pick a user who wouldn't be here on the designated date of wooing...and that made me say this...

slimyem: Besides,can the males who would like to be wooed also make their intentions known on this thread?

Why u confusing yourself?

190: slimyem woo me

i'd rather leave Nairaland!!!!!

Wislet: when a 'game' turns to an arena where women are mocked and called single, cheap, desperate, jobless and all what not, u wonder why the same people are baffled when very few of them show up.
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A 'game' becomes a means of sizing them up and evidence of their 'misconduct' (daring to woo a man) is used later on when any occasion calls for it.
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The day men on NL will learn that the social media wasn't made for the male species alone and stop viewing women they find on it as scumbags or looking for something, that will be the day they'll stop screaming for women to register their presence or comment on topics.

So far,nothing and nobody(except for 190 who is a regular fool) has insinuated such since the start of the game and i hope this thread will just be fun as intended and not swing that way.
Enjoy jare!
Let 'em say what thay like!!

Sexkillz,apart from you,Mnyd-44,190,D-explorer and a few others,most old male members don't frequent here no more and i don't know all these newbies...
The ids here now are strange to me.i only got to notice some on the male version of wooing....
I want to "fojubale"(put eye for ground) very well before i pick ni o(if my swthrts will not show up)...
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Besides,can the males who would like to be wooed also make their intentions known on this thread?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Delay tactics. . .

I am waiting for the next lady to use this scope. . . Na una way.

NEXT!!!
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why your body dey hot nah...
Haba!!
I'm going to pick someone eventually...chill!!!

*clears throat*
*clears throat again*
Errm...
I have been desiring a few interesting dudes on NL but they don't frequent this section...
i'll drop their names when i can affirm they'd be here to accept/reject my toast..and if i can't get 'em,i'll find an alternative.
Se e ti gbo o?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Where are the noise makers? Shollypopz, slimyem, freecocoa, abiL and the rest wey reject toasting?

Make them come prove themselves o
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errm
Mr.man,relax!!
Haven't been online since last night..i just got here!!

debosky: As for those so quick to blame women, are you by any chance including your sisters/mums/cousins/daughters/aunts etc. in this large number of women who are unfaithful or do you foolishly believe your own relatives are an exception?

Just a thought - when you make blanket condemnations be sure to include your family members too.

Tell them o......
They forget that as there are immoral women so there are very morally-inclined ones.They judge all of us unfairly as one and same all the time..
I'm just so tired of defending the few good ones cuz Nairalanders mostly never believe it!

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Until the Nigerian women learns to be her own cheerleader instead looking to be validated by men. . .
Things will never change.[/quote]you said it all...
i strongly agree especially with the quoted!

i have done it like 3 times...
First when i was to have a minor operation some years ago...
Second was freewill in Nysc camp...
And third time,i had to do a full health test!
I have never been scared....dunno why though..
I never think about the results..i just do it and await.
Will take another one pretty soon!!

Everyone cannot all be slim/thin,short, or dark...
Some have to be fleshy/chubby/fat,some have to be tall,some have to be fair...and that's the beauty of life..the beauty in diversity.
The only time i raise my eyebrows over chubby peeps is when i see excessive and flabbiness on the tummy area.
If you have that,it is neither sexy nor attractive...work on it!!!
No stature is superior to the other.
We are all beautiful in our own way.Find the beauty inside of you, explore and use it to your advantage!!

For women in the western world....and probably Asians like the article mentioned,Yes!
A large percentage of women are breaking grounds ,stepping into men's shoes and holding their own perfectly well but that much cannot be said of African women...except for only a microcosm of them!

ben4ever: @OP, how can your lamentation from thousands of miles away help this country? Come home and do something!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Yawn. . . . .


Why don't you step out of the white man's land for once and step into your father's land? At 53 years old, aint it a shame you've never been to Nigeria?[/quote]

Definitely one of the 2.5 million Lagosians said to be mentally ill...http://allafrica.com/stories/201110130989.html
sad!!!

This is a no-brainer...
Op,its simple...
Just imagine "your parents" sitting you down to tell you now they are not actually "your parents".
Imagine how you'd feel and you have your answer!!

My mum once judged and punished me in error.....
I never forgot it and something else made me bring it up some months later.
She apologised and explained the reason for her judgement.
I know i'd have kept a grudge against her for a very long time if she hadn't.
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Its only reasonable that one should admit the mistakes they make and amend where necessary no matter who the offended party is...especially with children who hardly ever forget anything!!!

smh!!

@Siena...so the point is...it is definitely possible for a woman to be pregnant with 11 babies but highly improbable that she'd carry all to full term and birth...right?
Thanks for the insight...

Siena: I'm still pretty sceptical. If a woman was carrying 11 babies, the hospital would have known way before birth. She would have had scans, and that alone would have been news. I've searched online, and nowhere have I found any report that an expectant mother was carrying 11 babies.

I'm not medically inclined, but even I know those babies would NOT fit in a single womb. And if there were 11 at say 26 weeks, there certainly wouldn't be 11 at birth, because they wouldn't all survive. They need room to grow, so some would have been......

Besides, multipe bith babies are generally smaler than the norm. These are too big to be quads / quints. Definitely too big to be 11's, whatever they're called.

i'm not making any definite conclusions too..
Your arguments are very logical but the truth is strange things happen everyday and this could be one of those..
I was only trying to fault Efe's quick dismissal of the story.
Given just the picture and the op's 2 lined post,we can only speculate and opine...not conclude!