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sexkillz: [color=#000030]Slimyem is a witch. . . The girl in Harry potter kind of witch. . . ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() freecocoa: REALITY101 I could kiss you right now, finally you did something sense making on NL, you are the man after all(lol)Thank babe.... That one nor mean say we nor fit still slap each other for another thread o... Lol |
swtdarling: yayyy!!.congrats slimyem!. ItsModella: GO SLIMYEM!!!! Goldieluks: Yaaaay!!!! My girl wins GO SLIMMY!!! GO GO GO!!!thank you y'all I'm smiling so much here.. .....like say trophy dey wait me for this thing.. Gosh! ![]() |
REALITY101:Yipee!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
freecocoa: Even if he doesn't end up choosing you, you shouldn't feel bad cos you killed it. Reality101 doesn't care about love anyways so it won't be a surprise if he decides he wants just sex.No hard feelings babe no matter how this turns out... It has been fun!!! |
flash11: smh. Playing the sexx game already?? #reality aint wannking to no picture!oh well... Its just a game...and seeing that my man has it as a preference over other things,i have to show him i can do it!! |
Hmmn.. REALITY,I don't have so much more to say right now.. Your silence and indecision around this issue is wearing my heart out already....i just hope it doesn't stop any moment now... I'm a golden ring that'd fit right on your fingers. I'm the only one who can make time drift away for you like many waters.. With good health and good weather,i'll commit to to with all the love in my heart,with the goodness that lies inside of me and with mind-blowing sex as often as you require it. I painted you a picture of me under showers of rain and in my cute shorts and pretty shirt.that wasn't for nothing...i hope? Picture that in your mind and imagine what you'd do with that picture... Choose me and smile every day of your life henceforth! Lose me and wish for me when you no longer can have me! |
REALITY101: Lord of cowboys*sighs* lemme see if i can quickly put something together.. |
Annita!!!! |
freecocoa: D-Explorer please can i drop my codes later? I didn't know the ish is today and so didn't prepare for it.lol@ everything... Thanks! We go dey here dey wait your own o.. |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I nor understand. . . Even me wey wan sleep before don use cellotape gum my eyelid o. . . My leg dey inside bucket of water and i dey drink coffee. . .lol. I be think say na Cowgirl wan compete with me before so i don tell myself say no shaking...make i drop go sleep but as Annita arrive ehn,sleep don clear sharply o!! |
[quote author=D-Explorer] REALITY101, please pick the lady that won your heart. Thank you [/quote]which lady..??My opponent never drop her lines nah.. |
wey Annita nah..?? *sweating and turning around impatiently in my bed* |
Goldieluks: Ewoo Slimyem get ready to put on your bullet proof ooh, anita is here. ikekings: ”SLIMYEM“ you are sooo getting your ass kicked... This ”annita“ babe sounds hotter than you...*sniggers* |
annita19: OMGwow! she's here at last..... |
REALITY101: Ooh wow. . No doubt this straight from the heart *wink. . She will watch every LAKERS game with me? Lawdlol been looking all over for her too... ![]() ![]() |
ArQueBusieR: Sorry to have kept you waiting, ladies and house.I wouldn't pick a winner if i were you.. Both of them are winners!! Both of them rock!! alas,i'm not you! Cheers!! |
REALITY,i have known you,talked with you,smiled at you,booed at you and quarelled with you on here for a while now. The truth is that all those actions and reactions were just a mask covering my intentions and emotions towards you until recently when i let the reality of what i truly feel wash over me and i knew i'd be at a great disservice to myself if i keep bottling it all up inside. That's why I'm standing here under this rain showers with my heart in my mouth and in cute shorts and a pretty shirt all slim and trim just for you. You are the one who has got the right broom and have swept me off my feet with it... Your courteous goodwill has peeled off the layers of my soul in ways i cannot describe.. Hidden within my unconcious is an insatiable desire for you and more of you. I make a small package wrapped up in myself...i want to make a big one wrapped up with you. I'm getting out of myself to know you...give me that chance! Be my safety-net in times of trouble and despair,share with me beautiful and happy moments of my life as i share in yours too. Take my heart in your hands and guard it jealously with all the love in your heart as i will yours. I can't keep sitting safely by the waters just watching all other people happy...Dear REALITY,dive in these waters with me and make me as happy as i will make you. I'll want with you the things you want..I'll go with you wherever you choose,I'll even watch LAKERS every game with you.I'll give you a reason never to let me go. Lets create our own little world and make it really beautiful. This is my plea...my plea for your love. Say Nay!and kill my heart forever.. Say Yay!and take this albatross off my neck...just before it drowns me! |
[quote author=D-Explorer] Waiting on Slimyem, cowgurl to woo REALITY101. Thank you [/quote]okies...In a few minutes now... |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]It is comments like this that makes me like you. . . ![]() ![]() ![]() |
[quote author=D-Explorer] For SLOT 9 - Nikkyshyne and Slimyem to woo D-Explorer Change has just been confirmed. Please get ready![/quote]no way... My piece is tailored to REALITY101.i can't start making changes now.. Its either him or nobody!! |
ItsModella: Where is that AlbuQuerque guy now? Hurry up and make your choice ni.lmao... Why you con spoil the guy name nah? |
ikekings: Lol... I hope you are hotter than them? Cos na you do shakara pass for the guys own...you'll be the judge of that!! |
ikekings: Ahhh... ”Sholly“ and ”goldie“ too much ooo.... You girls rock jare... They can woo a guy ooo...i swear... They both are hot!!! |
[quote author=D-Explorer] Hold on dear, she will be here [/quote]when?She don PM you? I wan sleep o... |
Real virgins almost never talk about it... #fact!!# |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]See this man o. . . Dem tell u say sleep no dey hungry me?abeg,lock am till tomorrow jor..my people nor show face! |
[quote author=D-Explorer] Please, 7 'like' if you're feeling the heat [/quote]Mr.man,i nor see any of my people o... |
yee!! Go goldie!!! |
Shollypopz don scatter ground o... Goldie,wey you... ArQueBusier is going---------to Sholly o... ![]() |
Shollypopz: lol, Annita19 is no where to be found.....I tire o... Upon all the mouthing..! |
Abeg,time to sleep don dey reach o... |
[quote author=Mynd_44]I find it very funny that some people actually want to find love on NL[/quote]how about the one you and i are on our way to finding? ![]() Are you saying we can't be for real? |
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I love strippers n she wanna be my private stripper, I love Lakers n Kobe is my fav #KB24 and she sounds like she gon give it to me on first date.
Dear Reality boo boo, I am sooo sorry for keeping you in the dark for a minute. I napped off
Ok here listen to this while I get you something to eat and thereafter I'm going to tell you something I think you must know>