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RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 2:16am On Oct 03, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Slimyem is a witch. . . The girl in Harry potter kind of witch. . . grin
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freecocoa: REALITY101 I could kiss you right now, finally you did something sense making on NL, you are the man after all(lol)

Never thought I'd be rooting for you Slimy but menh, better thing must be praised, you deserve the win, go girl wink
Thank babe....
That one nor mean say we nor fit still slap each other for another thread o...
Lol
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 2:12am On Oct 03, 2012
swtdarling: yayyy!!.congrats slimyem!.
190 take heart shocked
ItsModella: GO SLIMYEM!!!!
Goldieluks: Yaaaay!!!! My girl wins GO SLIMMY!!! GO GO GO!!! grin grin
thank you y'all
I'm smiling so much here..
.....like say trophy dey wait me for this thing..
Gosh!smiley
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 2:09am On Oct 03, 2012
REALITY101: kiss
Yipee!!!!smileysmileysmiley
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 1:52am On Oct 03, 2012
freecocoa: Even if he doesn't end up choosing you, you shouldn't feel bad cos you killed it. Reality101 doesn't care about love anyways so it won't be a surprise if he decides he wants just sex.
No hard feelings babe no matter how this turns out...
It has been fun!!!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 1:47am On Oct 03, 2012
flash11: smh. Playing the sexx game already?? #reality aint wannking to no picture!
oh well...
Its just a game...and seeing that my man has it as a preference over other things,i have to show him i can do it!!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 1:40am On Oct 03, 2012
Hmmn..
REALITY,I don't have so much more to say right now..
Your silence and indecision around this issue is wearing my heart out already....i just hope it doesn't stop any moment now...
I'm a golden ring that'd fit right on your fingers.
I'm the only one who can make time drift away for you like many waters..
With good health and good weather,i'll commit to to with all the love in my heart,with the goodness that lies inside of me and with mind-blowing sex as often as you require it.
I painted you a picture of me under showers of rain and in my cute shorts and pretty shirt.that wasn't for nothing...i hope?
Picture that in your mind and imagine what you'd do with that picture...
Choose me and smile every day of your life henceforth!
Lose me and wish for me when you no longer can have me!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 1:24am On Oct 03, 2012
REALITY101: Lord of cowboys cheesy I love strippers n she wanna be my private stripper, I love Lakers n Kobe is my fav #KB24 and she sounds like she gon give it to me on first date.

Uhmm Slimyem I need reassurance and challenge to the above lines. Explorer gimme few more minutes pls
*sighs*
lemme see if i can quickly put something together..
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 1:09am On Oct 03, 2012
Annita!!!!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 12:55am On Oct 03, 2012
freecocoa: D-Explorer please can i drop my codes later? I didn't know the ish is today and so didn't prepare for it.

Sholly, you did great, sounds so real to be just a game, why do i think you are dying for him truly? Girl you sure can say your mind, me sef for pity you choose you, that your write up will make the person feel guilty for not choosing you, you are a badt girl sha(lol)

Goldie, girl i swear, any man that doesn't fall for you after reading that is not anywhere near romantic(no offense to anyone), Jesus! That was epic, me sef dey trip, i never knew you had it in you, seriously na you write that masterpiece?

Slimyem, i always knew there is a small asewo in you(lol) see as you woo that nigga, walai you don dey do this kind thing tey tey cos only a professional can write like that, you this girl eh, i dey suspect you, kudos girl, you are good.
lol@ everything...
Thanks!
We go dey here dey wait your own o..
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 12:53am On Oct 03, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I nor understand. . . Even me wey wan sleep before don use cellotape gum my eyelid o. . . My leg dey inside bucket of water and i dey drink coffee. . . grin grin
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lol.
I be think say na Cowgirl wan compete with me before so i don tell myself say no shaking...make i drop go sleep but as Annita arrive ehn,sleep don clear sharply o!!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 12:50am On Oct 03, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer] REALITY101, please pick the lady that won your heart. Thank you cheesy [/quote]which lady..??
My opponent never drop her lines nah..
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 12:47am On Oct 03, 2012
wey Annita nah..??
*sweating and turning around impatiently in my bed*
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 12:40am On Oct 03, 2012
Goldieluks: Ewoo Slimyem get ready to put on your bullet proof ooh, anita is here. grin grin shocked
ikekings: ”SLIMYEM“ you are sooo getting your ass kicked... This ”annita“ babe sounds hotter than you...
*sniggers*
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 12:38am On Oct 03, 2012
annita19: OMG embarassed Dear Reality boo boo, I am sooo sorry for keeping you in the dark for a minute. I napped off angry Ok here listen to this while I get you something to eat and thereafter I'm going to tell you something I think you must know>

Shania Twain! From this moment


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Lp2uC_1lg
wow!
she's here at last.....
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 12:24am On Oct 03, 2012
REALITY101: Ooh wow. . No doubt this straight from the heart *wink. . She will watch every LAKERS game with me? Lawd smiley that's + 35.

Uhmm where's is Annita
lol
been looking all over for her too...smileysmiley
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 12:22am On Oct 03, 2012
ArQueBusieR: Sorry to have kept you waiting, ladies and house. smiley


Mann,this is hard!

Shollypopz: Looks like you took some time to gather intel on me. I really liked the PHP part (you code? wow!). Reading through your "codes", the divide between the virtual and real worlds became somewhat narrow to me.

Goldie: Amazing write-up. I loved it. I know you're into literature and whatnot. I really appreciate your literary talents as I'm not one bit poetic.

My decision? Shollypopz: She had me wondering if this was actually just some harmless game. I also like how she planned are assault on my heart based on the intel she gathered from my profile.

Choosing a winner was really hard for me, Goldie. I'm a very passionate young man: Shollypopz got to me by mentioning some personal interests/ambitions. Don't read too much into this, Goldie. You're no loser. You've got game. smiley

Phew!!!
I wouldn't pick a winner if i were you..
Both of them are winners!!
Both of them rock!!
alas,i'm not you!
Cheers!!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 12:05am On Oct 03, 2012
REALITY,i have known you,talked with you,smiled at you,booed at you and quarelled with you on here for a while now.
The truth is that all those actions and reactions were just a mask covering my intentions and emotions towards you until recently when i let the reality of what i truly feel wash over me and i knew i'd be at a great disservice to myself if i keep bottling it all up inside.
That's why I'm standing here under this rain showers with my heart in my mouth and in cute shorts and a pretty shirt all slim and trim just for you.
You are the one who has got the right broom and have swept me off my feet with it...
Your courteous goodwill has peeled off the layers of my soul in ways i cannot describe..
Hidden within my unconcious is an insatiable desire for you and more of you.
I make a small package wrapped up in myself...i want to make a big one wrapped up with you.
I'm getting out of myself to know you...give me that chance!
Be my safety-net in times of trouble and despair,share with me beautiful and happy moments of my life as i share in yours too.
Take my heart in your hands and guard it jealously with all the love in your heart as i will yours.
I can't keep sitting safely by the waters just watching all other people happy...Dear REALITY,dive in these waters with me and make me as happy as i will make you.
I'll want with you the things you want..I'll go with you wherever you choose,I'll even watch LAKERS every game with you.I'll give you a reason never to let me go.
Lets create our own little world and make it really beautiful.
This is my plea...my plea for your love.
Say Nay!and kill my heart forever..
Say Yay!and take this albatross off my neck...just before it drowns me!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 11:57pm On Oct 02, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer] Waiting on Slimyem, cowgurl to woo REALITY101. Thank you cheesy [/quote]okies...
In a few minutes now...
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 11:49pm On Oct 02, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]It is comments like this that makes me like you. . .
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RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 11:41pm On Oct 02, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer] For SLOT 9 - Nikkyshyne and Slimyem to woo D-Explorer Change has just been confirmed. Please get ready![/quote]no way...
My piece is tailored to REALITY101.i can't start making changes now..
Its either him or nobody!!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 11:34pm On Oct 02, 2012
ItsModella: Where is that AlbuQuerque guy now? Hurry up and make your choice ni.
lmao...
Why you con spoil the guy name nah?
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 11:32pm On Oct 02, 2012
ikekings: Lol... I hope you are hotter than them? Cos na you do shakara pass for the guys own...
you'll be the judge of that!!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 11:24pm On Oct 02, 2012
ikekings: Ahhh... ”Sholly“ and ”goldie“ too much ooo.... You girls rock jare... They can woo a guy ooo...
i swear...
They both are hot!!!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 11:21pm On Oct 02, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer] Hold on dear, she will be here cheesy [/quote]when?
She don PM you?
I wan sleep o...
RomanceRe: What's Wrong With Virgins? by slimyem: 11:20pm On Oct 02, 2012
Real virgins almost never talk about it...
#fact!!#
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 11:18pm On Oct 02, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]See this man o. . . Dem tell u say sleep no dey hungry me? grin abegi, when you are ready, give signal make i lock thread till 7pm tomorrow. . . grin
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abeg,lock am till tomorrow jor..my people nor show face!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 11:15pm On Oct 02, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer] Please, 7 'like' if you're feeling the heat cheesy [/quote]Mr.man,i nor see any of my people o...
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 11:11pm On Oct 02, 2012
yee!!
Go goldie!!!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 11:07pm On Oct 02, 2012
Shollypopz don scatter ground o...
Goldie,wey you...
ArQueBusier is going---------to Sholly o...cheesy
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 10:55pm On Oct 02, 2012
Shollypopz: lol, Annita19 is no where to be found.....
I tire o...
Upon all the mouthing..!
RomanceRe: 32 Beautiful Ladies - 14 Men - 6 Hours|The Wooing Challenge (SE1-females)~ENDED~ by slimyem: 10:52pm On Oct 02, 2012
Abeg,time to sleep don dey reach o...
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Found Love On Nairaland? by slimyem: 10:46pm On Oct 02, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I find it very funny that some people actually want to find love on NL[/quote]how about the one you and i are on our way to finding? huh
Are you saying we can't be for real?

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