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I'm only worried about the side effects of all those surgeries.

jmoore: [b]I like tear rubber[
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@op, you are not "ALL MEN" so you don't know what goes on in the heads of billions of men.
your preference is not the same with others

How many rubbers you don tear ? Be honest

I saw this movie some years ago. Men are sooo mean. The evidence in the story is glaring.

You don enter one chance. What I can deduce from your story is that this man has no plans to bring you over there either for visitation or permanently now and forever. You'll keep trying and your efforts would keep being botched for as long as you do. He sounds like the smart one of you two and is holding all the aces.
I also wouldn't be surprised if there's a wife somewhere in his base(what other excuse could he have for asking you to bring down your wedding pictures off fb? ) You would remain the naija wife for a long time as long as you let yourself be just that. He's gotten away with so much and he will more.

You are slumbering and I hope you wake up and see that if you continue to take this man crap and accept his silly excuses and convenient apologies,your life would pass by before you just like that! Its been only one year and there are these many ugliness already. Don't let it drag on longer.

bigass: We had this argument yesterday. And i was told that protitutes don't get wet (natural lubrication)during sex and that some even use water to lubricate their privates for their clients.i dont believe it sha. is it possible for someone to Be Intimate and not get wet?is this true?

Are you planning to go into the business?

kulyie: Its like the more they arrest incenstous men,the more they multiply.sometimes when my car breaks down and i have course to enter commercial vehicles,in my mind i am always like,i hope i am not sitting beside a rapist or a man who will be having erection for his own daughter. with all the churches,mosques and open display of religiousity in public places and social media.we should be ashamed of ourselves :/

what does this have to do with anything? https://i.imgur.com/YX0w0jv.gif

Everything about old age/aging is scary. Youthfulness is just beautiful and I wish it can go on without end. . It can't. So all I'd do is live well and live a happy life,cherish all my happy moments and hope they make me a fine cushion and consolation for old age.

You indulge a married woman by getting close to her, chatting and talking with her daily on phone...even made yourself her confidant and you say you are concerned for her hubby because she has other handbags like you?
What kind of hypocrite are you exactly?

dayokanu: Is it similar to Koto Orun by Yekini Ajileye

Its actually similar to Arelu by Hubert Ogunde.

coogar: ese has nothing to lose. she's a woman, if she changes her last name, no one would remember her ever again. she's a nonentity. until this case, how many of us know where she hails from?

Won't you also predict that Ese could also have surgery and change her face since her pictures are all over www since its that simple to change one identity and leave all behind?

this chic has nothing to lose - as far as she's concerned, she wants to ruin a church ministry and pastor biodun's marriage.

Nobody just wakes up one day and cooks up such story without reason. There's cause and effect. You know it!! Whether those reasons are genuine,understandable or just vengeful is a different thing altogether.

i can't leave this matter - women have been lying against men since the biblical days. many men have been locked up for offences they didn't commit. this has to stop now.

lmao @ the bolded.
Who or what's' going to stop it? Humans(men against women and vice versa) have being lying against each other since the beginning of time and so it shall be now and forever. Please rest.

Attention seeking agbaya..

coogar: people of higher status are easy targets too as far as smeared reputation is concerned. in this case, a no-mark, nameless individual with nothing to lose has accused a pastor that has got everything to lose. a hotel maid lied blatantly against the director of IMF some few years ago in new york - the director lost his job as a result. why didn't people believe the MD of a big organisation like IMF over a hotel cleaner? nameless people have nothing to lose.

I don't know about the IMF case but given that it happened in a developed country,the maid's accusations would have been found/ruled out as blatant lies if that was what it truly was. There's hardly any smoke without fire

And who says Ese has nothing to lose?
Biodun has more to lose certainly but its even easier for him to get back up and continue his life and ministry especially with his oratory and persuasive skills plus his "anointing" that arrests sheeples (which is obvious he is doing already) than it is for her to be forgiven or redeemed for a very long time. His hung up congregation and followers would forget there was even a story in a few weeks from now. For her,everywhere,heads will turn to her ,tongues will wag and mock ,eye will roll, friends will stay away and as a single, getting hitched would be harder for her if it wasn't already before. Her family is stained and out there too and her life won't remain the same as it is. I'm certain she knew all these before coming out.

Leave this matter. I'm starting to doubt you and the pastor don't share the same surname with the rate at which you've been defending him since this story broke out.

Op,you think she's fended off marriageable men but it hasn't occurred to you that her standards might not be your standards? You think she's very mature yet you don't think she's mature enough to decide when to make and sustain such lifelong choices?
Why are you seeing a problem where there's none? Your friend isn't complaining so why not face front?

Person wey nor dey use ATM nko?

This picture is disgusting though. See as them pack am inside pure water sachet..

Efemena_xy: *** Almost retching up my tea and late breakfast!***

What nonsense picture is that??!!

Rather than display the poor man's severed organ, they should cover it up in a cooler of ice and take to the hospital for a refix / surgery!

And the title of this thread is misleading! His phallus isn't missing. Nor be the thing dem dey display for all and sundry to see?

Jungle justice at it's peak. Little wonder why the rest of the world still sees Africa as that dark continent with black-hearted inhabitants, still swinging off tree tops like the monkeys they really are.

Mtcheew!

Too late . Necrosis would have set in already.

coogar: so you have never heard of women lying blatantly against men? some people must have thought portiphar's wife was also telling the truth when she lied against joseph, not so?

the problem i have is the fact that people are likening their own personal experience to this. i am not saying incidents like this cannot happen - but don't just assume because it's happened elsewhere before in nigeria then it must have happened in this particular case.

that kind of reasoning is very obtuse.....

Women lie blatantly but this isn't blatant. Potiphar's wife was a powerful man's wife. She was easily believed because of her status. Who would believe a houseboy over Oga's wife?
You can see through the story. The details are too real to tag as blatant lies!

What alternative would you have people liken to this case? Similar situations...similar experience go together or don't you think?

Story story!!!

Dillish....sounds like Kilishi--dillishious!!!

coogar: of course....
if he confesses he actually had sex with ese walters, then my stance would change as they are both guilty of an immoral act. the pastor should have avoided such lewd acts and ese shouldn't have allowed herself to bed a married man, moreso her pastor.

then stop defending him until you hear his side or just be neutral... though I know you know somewhere in your heart that Ese's story isn't fabricated. There just might be some salt and pepper to it here and there.

chokolatte: I was in that church this morning to do small aproko..i even recorded his reaction to the allegation but it wasnt clear..but someone else transcribed it... read it below


[b]Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of Common Wealth Of Zion Assembly was in Church this morning and commented on Ese Walter's Sexual Affair accusations with him. He said he will make an official statement soon. Below is what he said to his congregation..

"...I am sure you have read a lot about me on Twitter and social networks. You can't imagine how many people have called me...everyone is telling me, don't talk, that is the painful part but because I am your pastor and I don't like to take you for granted, I still want to bend it a little bit to talk about it. Even up until this morning, calls from everywhere, even when I switch off my phone, they call my associates, tell him to ignore it, he should just move on. Some have been to our land and they are like wow, we understand"

Church erupts into clapping & shouting...

Pastor Fatoyinbo continues...

"Now read my lips, I know there are people here that are not part of our church, read my lips, we are going to speak but we are consulting to come out with a robust reply. Before then I will not say anything, but I owe it to you as members that have made me proud and have made God proud"

Church erupts into clapping & shouting.....

"One thing you can be sure of is that my wife and I love u."

Church erupts into clapping & shouting.....

"Now you may sit down and say, why would they tell you that, in the first place. From this pulpit there are some things we don't say. Maybe you remember that 2 years ago, we lost somebody in our family, I came to church, I preached, I danced, I didn't say it. That was even deeper for me because my destiny is not in anybody's hand...that loss was deeper for me than even this and I didn't talk so don't think it is a makeup. That is what we have been asked to do. When we asked God, God said be quiet. Thank you"
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Church erupts into clapping & shouting.....

If this is a true transcription of what happened in the church today, then all the clapping after every statement needs explanation otherwise,the whole congregation must be dumber than dumb!!!

coogar: of course, i am him - that goes the simple-mindedness of an average nigerian. it must be the acute poverty in the land. there's a direct relationship between intelligence and malnourishment.

frosbel, feed your children well so they do not grow up with perforated braincells like their father.

Would your stance change if you hear the pastor's side of the story and he confirms the accusations are true?

pro01: The same Access Bank whose DMD (who is also the MD-in-waiting) is notorious for wasting millions of naira on different actresses and runs girls every week, apart from the millions more he wastes every month to maintain permanent suites in hotels like Southern Sun and Wheatbaker? Yet they are subjecting people's children to this trauma in the name of employment?

This country is a sick joke, seriously.

Are you his p1mp?
Is that what you do for food? Be honest!!!

Why is it that it is right when
they have the chance to put the good guy out of the misery of
acting another part of the movie for good, that’s when the bad
guy decides to tell us his entire life story while the good guy
figures out how to free himself with one toothpick and a piece
of thread. Are they shitting us in Hollywood?

lmao.
This part got me the most. Occurs in hollywood movies all the time.

holyvirgin: Yes she Is 30 and an adult but adults make mistakes too and as loved ones we are always there to correct them. And definately I won't help convince her parents. She should find a way to do it

Yes,adults make mistakes but only they are responsible for the mistakes they make not loved ones who did their best to prevent them from making such. However it turns out,it won't be because you didn'kt try to stop her. It would be because she made that choice.
You have done what you can..leave the rest and pray for her.

No one should blame her jare. She's almost crying while saying it sef though I'm sure she doesn't mean it so. You can say anything when you are that frustrated.

My own fear is that she doesn't commit suicide with the heap of insults her revelation has invited her and the fact that it'll be hard to keep up her face in any circle without people snorting noses at her for a long time to come.

You have done enough to dissuade her and its obviously not working. This kind of issue..by the time you get too involved,you'll soon become the enemy. Let her be. She's 30-an adult! Her life ,her choice!! If that'll be her mistake,let her make it.
Tell her you can't help with her parent's angle though.She knows your reasons.

I almost thought the note was Royal Roy's until I saw the link.

Chilli pepper sees through it. The real thing goes beyond stringing words together on www to invite comments like "how sweet" ,"so touching" "awwww","cool" and all that yada.