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She ugly...with and without hair. Has a semblance to idowuogbo #truth#

Shuga?
Will it be worth my time?

Most media houses treat their workers as they like it. The field is saturated and there are so many will to do the same job you are doing freelance so if you take a walk,you are so on your own.
You can't really blame those who stayed this long. They'd have left if they had other opportunities.

Lol@ the man pleading not guilty.
Though,if you match some peoples face and actions with the kind of things you see in your dream, you will almost identify with the man's situation and decision to commit this savagery

EVERYTHING that I am and have and the ones that are yet to come.

Sad. I pray he finds favour.

My dear Simon, its a good thing your parents are planning to do. Support them and open out your arms to the baby. Stop worrying about tomorrow or death. Death will come when it will but it doesn't mean your parents shouldn't make decisions that will make them happy while they are still here. They are alive and well and that what you do when you are alive and well..you live and be happy,you touch the lives that you can and you make plans.
You are a man now. Be just that and a big brother too. He/she(the adopted sib) won't be a burden. Live and let the little one live!

Onyinyechimara: ^^^^^Madam Callotti...how be?

Marriage is overrated........it seems impossible to get men to commit to me
Heaven knows I ve tried and tried
Even put my life on hold for them at a point
They are always ready to chop punny but when it's time to commit they tell you baby I need more time to get to know you better
But you sure as hell didnt need time to know the way to my undies did you?!?
Anyhow, I ve given up on the marriage thing
Rita Dominic never married and did t die so neither will I
Time for career things
Will adopt pikin while I m at it
And get a dog too....a cute one

God know I tried but this is the deck life played me
Every weekend small small girls in my office will be getting married
Me and my 30 year old ass go siddon look like lucozade
I used to wonder how they get men to propose again
But I don tire sef.....no be lie
I ve spent the last 5 years trying and hoping to get hooked
But never again, it don do
No need to pretend again sef........I free myself from this bondage


I said I d pull a Rita Dominic and this is the right time

You say the boldened as if Rita Dominic is gone and you are certain she's given up and never going to marry.
Why are you modelling your life after hers?

You also sound like you give up punny just like that Maka why? You are just 30 and have given up when there are women who are 37 and waiting? Na wa !

coogar: why didn't she follow her boyfriend abroad? at 34, her options are extremely limited. she should rent a man for her christmas trip......

You should show up in Nigeria and launch this kinda business.
So many spinsters need handbags for situations like this.
Coogar and Sons escort plc.

Fhemmmy: Well, if this kinda description happened, then, it means the problem is the man, wont you say? Cos if the woman could conceive for another man (Though, with tricks and scam) but at least the woman is able to make baby, but it means that the man has been shooting blanks.

You don't get it. The women are deceived by making them believe the only way out of their barrenness is by sleeping with they "the men of God" so they can transfer the holy ghost to them.

Hilarious!!
At least,the target audience get the message.

Fhemmmy: ^^^ God forgive y'all oh

My brother,its no lie o. "Oro buruku tohun terin ni".
In the course of trying to conceive, so many women have fallen to heartbreaking tricks and scams engineered in the name of the Lord.

obowunmi: The poster directly above doesn't live in Nigeria.

Op, I nor sabi curse person o. Pele. Leave them to God since there's no way to find them out.

bellong: Your dad cannot identify the said guy nor did he take down his vehicle's number, what else can you do than to nurse your wound and thank God that he didn't go crazy to shoot your old man.

If there will be a next time, advise your dad to always take note of the vehicle's number of such scoundrels. Had it been government installed CCTV in all major roads, it would have helped your cause.

Sorry about the incident. But then you didn't tell us what your dad did to warrant such treatment. Except they are mad men walking, they just told your dad to come down without any provocation?

If that is the case, I am still in for government to do psychiatric evaluation of all road users.

They were blaring sirens,expected him to slow down and make way for them. He wanted to but the gully in the middle of the road made it difficult for him to do that immediately.
That he didn't is enough to warrant anything from these unrestrained Nigerian armed men.

Op should be thankful they didn't do more than kick at him.

The woman wan killi herself? Haba!
Can't they adopt a girl child?

coogar: well - the churches in nigeria are filled with hypocrites and pretenders. there was a video that went viral few years ago about a pastor ramming a woman that looked like a housewife. i am 100% certain she was being "helped" to get a child in what they would later tell us was a "spiritual deliverance"...

Isn't that the video where the woman was shouting "holy ghost-fire-enter! fire-enter! fire-enter" as the man was ramming into her?

We cannot have a pastor praising the world
one minute then praising the Lord the next.

Period!!
He is not ready for God's work. The old things have not passed away in his life. He knows to forsake those things and he isn't ready.

What is with people and issues with these titles?
Does calling her aunty take anything away from him or add anything to him? If you come from a family/tribe where its done or expected,then do it!
How hard is it to say it when you have to and move on instead of wasting useful time brooding over it?

No Kate Henshaw Nuttal?
Haba!!
Reeta Dummynick with sweet ice kream laps nko?

Will send in my widow's mite on monday hopefully.

Yes,they can if they plan not to have children,adopt or explore other medical bypasses if they can afford it.

If none of the above, it would be a wicked thing to do.

The father is being forethoughtful and it is to the boy's advantage IMO. In truth,I don't think the man would throw his son out as threatened. It is a line meant to spur the boy to do all he can to be independent before completion of the NYSC program and if I were the boy,that's what I'll do-"all I can" as long as it doesn't bother around anything criminal and I'll let that statement be one that keeps me going all through the service year.

Royal Roy: Owkay now, I can see Uju & Jidegirl have changed gender and usernames !!!!
Amazing & Entertaining !!

You obviously don't know the beginning of these two. Its been a veeeeery long time coming. Enjoy it.