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No one.
People will always come and go like that and if you are fixed on that,you won't enjoy anything here without wishing the other person were here to see it too.
I live in the present.

Seems every female except me has had a crush on this dude at one point or the other....

Interesting...

At the pinnacle of his show business career, Mike was
making his owners $4,500 per month (about $56,000
today). Admission to see the bird cost 25 cents,

Oyibo sabi waste money to watch mumu sointin sha...

How can you make anyone be anything they are not?
Don't be so bothered about him for not opening up especially of that's the way he is. That's like being bothered about someone who is being real.
Opening up your soul to someone,letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, and dreams means
being nakked and can be scary. Give him time to trust you and decide that you are worth it.

Much as I would not directly advocate the "mind your business" thing, I would also not put myself there or get involved in anyone's business. I am not designed or destined to save the world but I'm solidly behind anyone who is.

N'er heard of him.

Time to travel back in time and remain living life as a cave woman,chewing sticks,eating nuts and walking the face of the earth bare-breasted. That way,I can live simple and safe.

Jidegirl....all these your tips won't work with a skunk-high,red-eyed bus conductor, a nasty pepper seller or the many supposedly normal but mentally imbalanced people walking the streets of Lagos whose purpose in life in to annoy and frustrate everyone in their paths as often as they can. Its not easy my sister abi how do you smile and complement/smoothly reply all the aforementioned people?
Before you process all those tips, you go don give them back fire for fire!!
Practically,that's just the way it is.

I thought these kinda things have long stopped happening especially with educated,enlightened and exposed women..

This makes no sense. Do you know what it means to have a high-paying job in Nigeria?
You must have really worked your way up that high and paid the necessary dues. You also hardly get that high up and get to have your competence questioned and if somehow things go wrong,the experience,knowledge and skills you must have garnered over the years is enough to push you to the next level or make you sufficient enough.
Punny doesn't secure jobs at the level you describe.

This man-boy has lots of growing up to do

Definitely not looking like the real Ngozi. Something is wrong

This is a joke!!!
It doesn't make any sense!!
Trolls are here already and would soon flood the thread

JOEizu: It varies, depending on material been used;

Bird Feather =A
Broom stick = B
stick of Matches =C
Cotton board = D

you left out pen corks.

All I know is Shem Obafaiye remains the "man of the first quarter of the year 2013"
I like the interview. He took charge of this one.

That tree is probably not an ordinary tree. There must be something about it.

Saw it on the news a few minutes ago.
90 babies were delivered but only God knows how many have died in their hands.

Toolz- the pretty face.

That is not Davido but I just love what I'm seeing...

The woman's just attention seeking.
Breastfeeding in,beside and around the pool is all just wrong!
How hard is taking a few minutes off to a decent place to feed her baby?
Nonsense!!

Different p0rn themes. All that'd be left would be just cameras and the director.

yellowpawpaw: This is hilarious!

Ok I will add one.

The I TOO FINE: this group believe they r d best thing that can ever happen to a woman.check them out with combs at d back pockets, always "forming" ajebotaish. To dress up for an outing might take them hours!

...the ones that make you feel like you are supposed to do thanksgiving every sunday because you have them in your life.

Anyone with info on what this task force aptitute tests are like should please share.
Someone who's going for the Ekiti test in two days time needs to know.

This is nonsense!!!

Chillisauce: When will they fix this Power in Nigeria.

High percentage of death in living homes are caused by candles.

I remember back in school, there was no power and I was reading with candle light, then slept off.


I just kept dreaming of roasted goat and how they were gonna butcha the goat for pepper soup things, I didn't know it was my hair that was burning, when I woke up due to the hotness....that was the end of me using candle in this life.




May their soul RIP

lmao@ boldened.
Something similar happened to me years ago too. I was awake and reading with a lantern at the back of my head. I was wearing a weave so I didn't feel anything until that part of the weave had melted down and I felt the heat on my scalp.
That part of my hair didn't even out for a very long time.

God help the electricity situation in this country. RIP to the poor family.

Why not just stop responding to his messages altogether and worry less about his intentions?
How hard is that?

Ere ki laja n bekun se?

Why is the report referring to the birth as mysterious birth?
What's mysterious about cojoined twins in 2013?

If the babies don't share vital stomach organs, they could survive with surgery,only that one or both will have to do with one leg or be slightly deformed afterwards

There shoulda been tags on each person.
Which are the children and which are the in-laws?