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FamilyRe: Am Getting Married......yea! by slimyem: 7:49pm On Sep 05, 2013
Amelian: Av waited a long while for this special moment smiley... I didn't presume or imagine , it will be this year cheesy....I bumped into one of my ex, one lovely morning i was about to head to the bank , but this time i decided to take Okada instead of driving down, just want to feel the cool natural breeze touching my face, as the okada man drives off... in the process of waiting for bike, someone called my name , i looked at the direction, i saw a white massive jeep with tinted glass, the glass slides down , and wow, my ex is the one driving , looking so confident , cool, with all smiles, beckoning on me to come. i was like wow! i walked across the road, hopped in, and i was like, what happend to you? youve changed smiley... he smiled and said its God ooo.... i was like, hmmm nice one...he told me the biz he is into, we talked for a while, then .he dropped me off at the bank, we exchanged numbers again. fixed a date for an outing... on our date, we talked about the past, and our mistakes, especially mine sad.... i apologised... he said its ok, he understands, and that he tried getting engaged when i left , but the engagement didnt work out, everything was just so wrong and he was always comparing me , with his ex fiance, that she got tired and fedup, and just left him one fateful day , with his ring... Other relationships, were just not right, until he met me that day, i was about to take a bike...and all the feelings came back all over again...am glad he has really achieved considerably well , during past 5yrs, we had a breakup.
He looked more matured, confident, and bold... cheesy.....my Reason in the past, was that i wasn't ready, and I felt I had to whole time in the whole world to relax and just enjoy the relationship, but he wanted marriage @ that point , so I had to withdraw from him and drift into a world of my own.. Thank God , we met last month after 5yrs.. Av also done pretty well for myself too.. We both liked what we are seeing through each other nw... He proposed last nite @ Sheraton ..with misty eyes of love and adoration.... And I whispered Yes, I will marry you....he looked at me, smiled and says thank you, my dear... U won't regret this decision ....I promise to make u happy and fulfilled .

Am so happy.... We are planning to getting a new home, before the marriage proceedings cheesy.... I can't even sleep.... At last, av met my match smiley in everything.

Thank you , Lord.
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RomanceRe: I Am In Love by slimyem: 7:33pm On Sep 05, 2013
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Allegedly Commits Suicide Over iPad In Ondo by slimyem: 12:30pm On Sep 01, 2013
dadicvila: well she dint die immediately,she was first admitted to the hospital and the case promptly reported to the police,when it became obvious she will die she told the police and other people present that yes she willingly took the pesticide to end her life.....strange world
....but. Definitely not because of an ipad. Right?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Allegedly Commits Suicide Over iPad In Ondo by slimyem: 11:59am On Sep 01, 2013
dadicvila: Well i never believe stories like these when I read them on Nairaland,I just laugh and say "Nigerians and drama" but this one is sadly true,when my Dad told me about it few weeks ago I was laughing because I don't see the sense in an adult taking her own life because of Ipad,this is a woman that is well to do,a level 12 civil servant and also a big time business woman.though I have reasons to believe there is more to the drama(I mean the spiritual angle),her husband is related to me,a well to do banker who will not hurt a fly,and this case has been thoroughly investigated by the police before she was finally buried,there are witnesses who saw when she drank the pesticide and she also confessed before she died...I learnt a lot from this case,A man has to be very careful,many women are evil and diabolic(many men too)...
what did she confess about?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Allegedly Commits Suicide Over iPad In Ondo by slimyem: 11:58am On Sep 01, 2013
This is not believeable. A senior account officer can afford an ipad if she desperately needed one. She must have been battling with some other issues...depression inclusive.
May she RIP.
Christianity EtcRe: Ifa Heritage University, Oyo & Prof. Wande Abimbola by slimyem:
I am wowed by this piece. Interesting that traditional religion and practices is being kept alive and formally too. cool
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by slimyem: 1:09pm On Aug 31, 2013
Royal Roy: Mz Lepa grin grin nice to have you here!

Your food combination is interesting o!
Will try it out some day!
you should.
You won't regret it. wink
Christianity EtcRe: Ese Walter Releases Affair Evidence With Pastor BiodunTo Respected Minister by slimyem:
greateros: I hate pastors! Bt dis harlot is worst than jezebel! She is d type of evil dat fathers warn their sons to flee from! Al ha type does is go around lukn for great men to destroy! They alwys wear d garb of a dove but within is a roaring sapent with sharp fangs driping with letal poison luking for who to devour!she went to d first church but d pastor resisted ha she nw label it boring, she nw went to dis church were unfortunately d pastor wasn't strong enuf to resist ha snare, she nw label d church lively and proceed to subtly hipnotise & ensnare d pastor so as to destroy him! It is obvious from ha writeup that she choriograph d whole thing from start to finish dat is why she has record of their conversion and other destructive evidence in ha posesion! Now u hav succed in bringing shame to d house of god and u r nw hapily cleaning ur skin with ur tongue like a cat dat jst devour a mice bt watchout dear so u dnt get ensnared in ur own trap! Ese! Blv me u wil try a guy like me 1 day and u wil meet ur wataloo! Watchout dear! Ur evil days are numbered!
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Christianity EtcRe: Ese Walter Releases Affair Evidence With Pastor BiodunTo Respected Minister by slimyem: 12:45pm On Aug 31, 2013
I believe you Ese but I wish you'd release the evidence so people like Coogar who didn't believe you can just shut up and stay shut up!
FamilyRe: Were U Born As A Result Of Fornication &ur Parents Later Married Another Partner by slimyem: 12:38pm On Aug 31, 2013
Thread title sounds like its a disease or a kind of curse to be born like that....
FamilyRe: What's Your Favourite House Chore? by slimyem: 12:36pm On Aug 31, 2013
None!!!
I wish I could have someone do everything for me.
FamilyRe: How Do I Cope With My Dad, A Bossy & Jealous Stepmother...pls Serious Advice. by slimyem: 12:34pm On Aug 31, 2013
Details please!
FamilyRe: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by slimyem: 12:27pm On Aug 31, 2013
I am [size=20pt]NOT[/size] interested. grin


I also wish whoever emerges would be a man. cool
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by slimyem: 12:08pm On Aug 31, 2013
Nice thread.

Errm..where do I start from?....

My handle...-its obvious enough and just what describes me. Been slim from the beginning,still slim now and ever shall be world without end. cool. The other part of it is a part of my name.



I might not post in here after now. Forgive me if I don't. Its because I'm not a chitty-chatty person and I'm not good with idle and drawn out conversations especially online.

My likes-plenty.. My dislikes-a lot.
My best food has to be gaari and dodo with cow-leg(brokoto) in stew sauce. grin

What else? cool
FamilyRe: Is Asking How Someone Died? Rude? by slimyem: 11:48am On Aug 31, 2013
If the incident is fresh, it might be wise not to ask and if you have to ask, observe the air around the person you are asking before you do. Reliving details of how a loved one died is not such a beautiful thing.
FoodRe: Fast Food Contributes N200bn To Economy Annually – AFFCON by slimyem: 11:12am On Aug 31, 2013
WHIZBRO: Just a measly 1 billion naira... Someone should be taxing this folks
...taxing them more for what?
The epileptic power supply that's a big strain on the business? huh
FoodRe: Fast Food Contributes N200bn To Economy Annually – AFFCON by slimyem: 11:09am On Aug 31, 2013
Afam4eva: I'm not surprised since a lot of wives rarely cook these days, so the fast foods are booming. Everyday it's either Tastee fried chicken, Tantalizer, KFC or sweet sensation.
In today's fast-paced life and busy world, there is nothing better than getting a ready meal. cool
Fast food score more preferably over cooking meals considering the factors involved that hard-working and busy individuals(which a lot of women are these days smiley) cannot meet up with.
Foreign AffairsRe: Nelson Mandela Discharged From Hospital! by slimyem: 10:50am On Aug 31, 2013
I don't get it. Is he concious now or the doctors are just sending him home because there's nothing more they can do for him?
PoliticsRe: Images From Makoko Waterfront Before Demolition by slimyem: 10:45am On Aug 31, 2013
chei: Where were these inhabitants evacuated to?
Wherever it is or is not, I'm sure it'll be a lot better than this eyesore.
PoliticsRe: Images From Makoko Waterfront Before Demolition by slimyem: 10:37am On Aug 31, 2013
Mheeeen!!!
Demolishing it was the right thing to do. How could people have lived like that? Chai!!
These are really sorry pictures.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Funniest Name You Have Ever Heard? by slimyem: 4:47pm On Aug 30, 2013
I have also heard "Jesulolowa".
I remember we used to call the child's mother "mummy jesulolowa"
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander Chatting With Dr Ngozi Okonjo Iwela And Peter Obi by slimyem: 6:27am On Aug 30, 2013
Gatecrasher..cool
I can imagine how you go don brief person wey dey snap you. "Guy,any time wey you see say I dey close to those main people' nor slack o..just snap" tongue
Nice pictures though..cool
FamilyRe: My Fiance Has Kleptomania (stealing Sickness) I May Divource Her by slimyem: 6:19am On Aug 30, 2013
La la la la la la
FamilyRe: Am Beefing Her Because She Is Cheating On Her Hubby by slimyem: 3:38am On Aug 30, 2013
liloelawwal: Tanx 4 d insult.U dnt knw me,u dnt knw her neither do u knw hw we relate.
4 ur info she is far older dan me n she chats n talk to my fiance on phone.
I dnt knw d hand bag u ar talking about.am very comfortable i need no cougar
go and sit down abeg. You have no moral justification to start this thread let alone try to shred the woman in question for her attitude towards her marriage.
Please ask the mods to close the thread for you and go amend your ways!
Cheers!!
CelebritiesRe: Meet 19-year-old Female Body-building Champion (PHOTOS) by slimyem: 3:00am On Aug 30, 2013
Even as a woman ,I am disgusted. It'll be worse for men.
How can someone do this to herself? huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Funniest Name You Have Ever Heard? by slimyem: 2:52am On Aug 30, 2013
Omo oba awon oba (as in that person is actually called that.no shortening)
I almost went into shock the day I heard.
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood actress Yvonne Jegede Is Back! Releases Hot New Photos by slimyem: 2:49am On Aug 30, 2013
This one can cause someborry to comit o...tongue

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