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[quote author=Mynd_44]I have my moments[/quote]yeah..
..moments in your mind....

i love you is I love you.
simple!
What are u substituting?
Is it mathematics?
Mtcheeeeew...
Nonsense!

ibide: Nairalander's pls i need some answer from you people why must a girl tell guy's that they have who they dating but will alway's said that they should be mere friend's

Jesus is Lord!

ok!

[quote author=T-smooth]@slimyem why u de steal my flows? olodo go form ur own. @bin-gbaboon go and die cos all ur jokes are dry and mind u u are not joke president.[/quote]your flow?
Seriously??
That line i s as old as Nairaland and social networks...
Wake up dude!

apocalypse,nor be for vex nah...i don't want to have to argue each of your points...
Just admit women rock better and save the rest jor!
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Btw...you've seen this before nah...on my.........

ayo jango: When I was in d bank my boss uses words like R u mad,u fool,no brains,daft and I waited for a day I would strike him

The height was one evening when I took a file to him for analysis he poured water from a cup on my face cos he had a female guest.

Nothin like walking away ohhh!! I slapped him straight he culdnt react cos he knows iv got a belt in karate and i was ready to break his bones. HR got me transferred to another branch.

this is serious!!

good points!
...but most of the time...its easier said....

Nairaland men = whiny sissies!

sharp man: You see this mad people?

The objective is to make her retire as a Perm Sec.......the most senior civil service post. That way, she will be entitled to a fat pension and gratuity when she eventually retires. These people are so greedy.....the money she's stealing as first lady is not enough. She wants to insure her future. God is watching....and when his wrath comes on ALL of them, they will be consumed.

na so my brother...
People who really deserve it are denied it...
Eediot govt!

Ahmedie25: Has dressing deceitly become inmoral in our society? if not why do u said the picture is funny,such a deceit girl are scarce in world 2day

Jesus is Lord!

na only abuja fine pass...
Lagos sef na..just there..
The rest na waka pass!

so funny i forgot to laugh.....
Mtcheeeeeeew..
Nonsense!

Fourcade: Number 5? Where do you intend doing that?

LASTMA official nah...
Dey there dey dull![quote author=T-smooth]@poster, ur post was so funny that i forgot to laugh. All those things are bunch of lies.[/quote]yeah...
I get it...
E dey pain you...
Its not too late to get a gender reassignment though...

ecobank is the most useless bank in the country..
They messed up my plans so many times...
The next time i'm at my branch,i'm closing up my account..
I'm tired of their stories!

ayobase: U just seconded the motion that our ladies are full of lies.....pretense!
But those only make up like 20% of ur personalities!

yeah..
Whatever!
Its unimportant!

funny but stu-pid!

this is a little old...and borrowed...but whatever...
Enjoy!
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1.Get pregnant:Sure guys contribute but they'll never get as close  as we get to our own babies..

2.Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktail:What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand.Oh and by the way,we look damn good drinking beer too..

3.Have mutiple orgasms:No need for us to wait and um...reload

4.Wear skirts:They keep us so cooler in the summer than men's shorts.plus a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the  bar.

5.Get out of a speeding ticket:a little smile and a "sorry officer" is all it takes to get off scot free..

6.Wing it on the daance floor convincingly:guys will be so busy checking out your shaking booty,they wont even notice you are not a great dancer..

7.Wear high heels:They add four inches to our height and make ourlegs lookfab.hey guys,what do your ratty old sneakers do for your physique

8.Blame it on the PMS:Just say the words tampon, cramps or period and men instantly let you have your way...

9.   Grow out your hair:We miss a haircut appointment and our hair just looks longer and sexier...guys miss theirs and they start looking like they are homeless..

10.  Get aroused without the entire room knowing it:We dont have to cross our legs or grab the nearest textbook whenever we get turnd on in public.

11.  Wear a thong:They make our a$s look great and they are a sure fire way to turn a guy on.If a dude tries donning one,it would just look gross..

12.  Cover up a zit:Both men and women are prone to blemishes but one of the sexes have a multitude of concealers and creams at their disposal to cover them up...

13. Fake it:Cue the famous scene from when Hally meets Sally..enough said.

14. Get a manicure:Hanging at the nail salon is just a normal day for a woman but any guy getting a mani or pedi is sure to get weird looks.

15.Become a cougar not a dirty old man:sure the idea of an older man sounds hot but the reality is often sheezy schmuck.Cougars however are fierce e.g Demi moore,Halle Berry...

funny people guys are fun to be around...but that doesn't mean they are adored!
That's as simple as it is!

incanto: @Slimyem, how do i find out

i'm not the one in the relationship so i can't say per se!
I'm sure there'd be tell-tale signs if she doesnt really love you sometime along the line..
People whose partners do not love them in relationships know it most times but choose to ignore it!
You'd know which it is in time and act accordingly as u like it!

Flashaldrin: seriously are you a sadist?? Is that all you can contribute to this thread?? Who asked you if its copy and paste or not?? Cant you just read it and move on?? Must you chuck your busy body and mouth everywhere?? Kai!!
After you go dey complain say no man gree marry you

crying already?
Lmao!
Its copy and paste and stale!
Bite me!

chidyhels: ok_so u mean d dude neva luvd her or respctd wateva dy had?

i wouldn't have made that comment if i think he did!

Nope!
Won't fight for someone who doesnt respect me/what we have enough not to cheat on me!

why are you confused and dying for what's not worth nothing.??
My friend,throw the guy and your girlfriend to trash before i vex lambast you!
End of story!

SimonAndal: _
I don't wanna be banned, I can't afford to. I've got dozens of topics riding on SimonAndal. But check out my facebook page, you'll get an eye-full. ;-D

you mean you have pictures of your nuts and longman on your fb page?
I need that eye-full...i'm volunteering as spokes person for nairaland females..
Can i have the link please?

Freiburger: ^^Are you saying the next question i'm supposed to ask a girl after introducing myself is, if she mind visiting the Lab with me?

not really...but as soon as you know she's a lady you can get serious with,ask the question!
Saves you future heartaches and troubles!

afam4eva: Oya, how you take know? Abi una dey share coven?

had meetings with her more than a few times so i know...

of course!
Some are very good imitations though...dm full Balogun if you waka well...