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CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Turns 37 Today by slimyem: 3:30pm On Jul 12, 2012
Emary: She's one of the few people in entertainment who is real about her age and has achieved a lot to show for it. All you haters go sit down somewhere. I've met her and her elder brother personally and she's a wonderful down to earth type. Too bad if some blokes can't deal with her success.

Happy Birthday. You rock, girl!
down to earth fire!
She's a proud and impudent old witch!
RomanceRe: My Girl&i Kiss Evriday-is It Wrong??? by slimyem: 2:46pm On Jul 12, 2012
why should you be scared?
Its just that now that you've started kissing,the next stage is around the corner...and before you know it..una two go don lamba!
...and like it or not,sex changes EVERYTHING!
What you both want has stopped being the drive here...its is now what your bodies want that is!
Its all your choice man..there's no specified right direction for relationships.
You define your own right direction!
FashionRe: Tight Jeans Are Bad For Guys' Testicles - TV Doctor by slimyem: 1:53pm On Jul 12, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]I ain't comparing bro, just saying I don't need skinny jeans for my package to bulge...

Shi't so big it be fhucking up my posture... A nigga has to walk with a lean[/quote]LMFAO post of the day!cheesycheesycheesy
FashionRe: Tight Jeans Are Bad For Guys' Testicles - TV Doctor by slimyem: 12:24pm On Jul 12, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]You must have a tiny weener then!! undecided

My shit be bulging even when I have a kaftan on!![/quote]sarcarsm or lie??cheesy huh
RomanceRe: A Feelingless Relationship Posible? by slimyem: 12:10pm On Jul 12, 2012
gst101: is it possible to be in a relationship in which there is no romantic feeling? I mean having a woman you love just like a friend. If possible, can a man feel fufiled in such a relationship?Can he attach his heart to it by force?
...loving like a friend /liking is a feeling in itself..
Can a man be fufilled in such relationship?-i'd say it depends on your definition of fufillment..
And @bolded..what really are u trying to say?
RomanceRe: Will You consider a Genotype Test Before Marriage? by slimyem: 11:38am On Jul 12, 2012
this question is a no-brainer.....
RomanceRe: How Do You Start And Sustain An Exciting Discussion With A Lady? by slimyem: 11:32am On Jul 12, 2012
if you aint got the flow,u aint got it!
Just relax and be yourself whenever you with a girl...start with anything that comes to mind...dont be mechanical..and the rest will fall into place...if it will!
RomanceRe: Can You Love Someone Without Checking On Or Calling The Person? by slimyem: 11:21am On Jul 12, 2012
[quote author=ondo_boi]my candid advice: concentrate on your studies now, when the time is right, she/they will call and you will get tired of recieving there call...[/quote]what a dumb post!
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@op...i don't understand how you can love someone and not want to be in touch with them most of the time...but then people are different..
I guess in time you'd really find out if she really does love you...in time!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Seen This On 2go Before? by slimyem: 7:56am On Jul 12, 2012
what is 2go? huh
CrimeRe: Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s Nose For Allegedly Having An Affair With Her Husband by slimyem: 7:52am On Jul 12, 2012
see fish-brain o..
na nose bite go con solve the problem eh?
Make she go dey sleep with her husband for inside kirikiri nah...
Smh!
RomanceRe: NYSC Destroys Relationships. True/false. by slimyem: 6:25am On Jul 12, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Actually, it is the ultimate test of love[/quote]NYSC...ultimate test of love ke?
People wey no go school nko?
Wetin go be the measure of their own ultimate test?
@op,NYSC does not destroy relationship,people do!
...and NYSC or not,relationships that'd end up being destroyed will be!
RomanceRe: In your relationship Who Is More Materialistic? by slimyem: 6:10am On Jul 12, 2012
Roland17: Who is more Materialistic in your current or past relationships?
of what essence is this question?
RomanceRe: For Ladies Only: Would You Hold On To A '2 Yrs Long Marriage Proposal?' by slimyem: 5:39am On Jul 12, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]This is the second time I am seeing a calm post by you (today) what's wrong babe? Going soft on us?[/quote]...that's because you peeps like to poke holes where unnecessary!
I roll as i like it...when i like it!
RomanceRe: Being Truthful In Relationship Whats The Side Effect? by slimyem: 5:23am On Jul 12, 2012
being truthful (no matter how hard that is...) in a relationship is the only way you can save yourself future short-cuts out of trouble!
RomanceRe: For Ladies Only: Would You Hold On To A '2 Yrs Long Marriage Proposal?' by slimyem: 4:55am On Jul 12, 2012
dicey one...but i'd say if u see an almost definite future with the man,you should wait it out.
RomanceRe: I Fall In Love Easilly Pls Help! by slimyem:
supertop7: i easily display luv to my gfs nlanders help
reason's probably because you haven't set defined qualities you want in women...
Until you do,you'll keep falling in love/thinking you are in love with every girl who says yes to you!
RomanceRe: Relationship Mistakes You Made. by slimyem: 4:30am On Jul 12, 2012
after reading all 7 pages of this thread,i agree with shymmex....much as i hate that!
....and also agree with the below...which isn't a mistake but 6 sentences of sense..
davidylan: Only mistake...

When you find a good woman - LOVE HER
when you find a woman willing to put up with your failings and still love you inspite of it - KEEP HER
When you find a woman who goes out of her way to fight for you with all her strength - CHERISH HER
When you find a woman who allows you to be yourself around her and is your best friend - ADORE HER

Never take a woman's heart for granted when she gives it to you... it will be VERY HARD to find another who will make you smile and as happy as she did.

Bottomline - the grass is never greener on the other side of the fence. Be grateful for what you have. Chikena.
the human nature is naturally adamant especially with relationship issues.
No matter how much experiences you share....people who will make the same mistake will...and until then is when they can learn not to.
No two relationships are the same.similar situations don't necessarily require similar solutions!
We are shaped most of all by our mistakes we make and things we learn from them.
RomanceRe: Do You Believe In Public Displays Of Affection? by slimyem: 11:45pm On Jul 11, 2012
nope!
We have what we have and we know it.no need showing off to the world or whatever...
Anything asides holding hands in public is a no!
Most PDA-ings are unreal anyways...
RomanceRe: Any Diff Btw A Guy Who Goes For A Sugar Mummy Cos Of Money And A Prostitute? by slimyem: 8:20pm On Jul 10, 2012
No difference!
Anything otherwise is sentimental nonsense!
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Guide: How To Treat Your Girl by slimyem: 7:24pm On Jul 10, 2012
Sijo01: Op, are you a Medical Doctor or Doctor for Women mattershuh
Nice one though smiley
its clear copy and paste....and stale!
Read this somewhere over a year ago..cheesy
RomanceRe: It Is Better To Date A Black And Beautiful African Girl Any Day by slimyem: 7:21pm On Jul 10, 2012
Rocktation: Could have sworn that i hear everyone call you 'grandpa', on here. Lol.
that's because he actually is....an unmarried granpa!cheesy
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by slimyem: 7:17pm On Jul 10, 2012
Odunnu: You ar gay?!! *faints*
*pours cold water on her*
he's not gay...he still loves you and still willing to give you a taste of his 17...makes him probably bi..
There's hope!cheesy
RomanceRe: I Lied About Not Having A Job And He Ran by slimyem: 6:59pm On Jul 10, 2012
see as guys dey scratch body unto say yawa gas say one of them paddy na gold-digger...
cheesycheesycheesy
smh!
RomanceRe: How to Make a Relationship Last...? by slimyem: 5:30pm On Jul 10, 2012
Yomieluv: My relationship is intact with all my girlfriends,because they know each other.they are all fighting for the number One spot in my hart.i'm getting the best from them,interms of attention from them.its perfectly working for me..
....they are all dumb...and i'm not sorry to say that!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do Nigerian Girls/Ladies Buy Ebooks? by slimyem: 5:28pm On Jul 10, 2012
this is such a chavaunistic thread...
Hia!
RomanceRe: All Relationships Have Secrets? by slimyem(op): 12:24pm On Jul 10, 2012
apocalypse: Your best option is to ignore these jibes thrown at you. I'm doing alright , been at home all day cos I'm down with malaria ( the good side though is I'll have the time to watch all the movies I've gotten but haven't had the chance to watch ). How's your end holding up ?
i try to ignore some..but i'm not as nice and forgiving as you...
Sorry 'bout ur health.u better now?
I'm holding up fine...hanging in here nicely!
BusinessRe: Dangote’s Suit Against Ibeto Is Anti-competitive – FG by slimyem: 12:12pm On Jul 10, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]Its nice to see the Federal Government standing up for the Igbos.. This must be the FRESH AIR they were telling us about...!!!

#TakesAdeepBreath..[/quote]funny!cheesy
BusinessRe: Dangote’s Suit Against Ibeto Is Anti-competitive – FG by slimyem: 12:10pm On Jul 10, 2012
achi4u: See aboki and business brain.
I use to eat ur indomie but...
fvck off.

onye ara
how do you eat that tasteless nonsense?
Pue!
RomanceRe: All Relationships Have Secrets? by slimyem(op): 11:51am On Jul 10, 2012
apocalypse: @ slimyem : you seem to be pissing a lot of people off lately and I don't even see what you've said or done wrong. People sha
my brother,i wonder o...
This is another example...
luckgames: "if your partner knows EVERYTHING,chances are he/she might use it against you"
Low life,
Justify your secrete ways to the world
.if i had decided to begin dealing with him,them id1ots go see person wey get sharp mouth....but not the person who started it..
Whatever sha...haters can like to go to hell..it aint gon change nothing!
How u dey?
RomanceRe: Can We Call This Cheating? by slimyem: 10:57am On Jul 10, 2012
Nope!
..except there are insecurity/fidelity issues in the relationship...
RomanceRe: Question Begging For Answer by slimyem: 10:47am On Jul 10, 2012
Oduniyi Abiodun: Who between the GUY or GIRL is more desperate and fake what he/she is not during the start of a relationship? You can still reach me on 07086836398
please come again! huh

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