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RomanceRe: Help Nlders Dis Is What I See In My Gf Inbox On Eskimi by slimyem: 1:28am On Jun 05, 2013
2legit2qwt: Oh it's alright then to have e-sex with others while you have a boyfriend as long as it's not 'real' sex? undecided undecided
Yes.
Its no cheating.The guy's free to do the same too as long as it doesn't get physical.
RomanceRe: See How This Girl Nearly Killed Herself Because Of Tattoo! by slimyem: 1:19am On Jun 05, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
.. not sure why u people ther in Nigeria are confused about Tatooo? ..it is not Juju..its a form of fashion statement & i hav 8 on my body undecided
Show me pictures of them...
RomanceRe: Help Nlders Dis Is What I See In My Gf Inbox On Eskimi by slimyem: 1:15am On Jun 05, 2013
People have E-sex all the time.
Kini big deal?
FamilyRe: How Can One Cope Wit A Lazy Wife? by slimyem: 12:49am On Jun 05, 2013
Op,send her back to her momma for a few weeks and let momma know why she's coming home.
By the time she's back,something should have changed.cool
FamilyRe: How Can One Cope Wit A Lazy Wife? by slimyem:
dayokanu: Exactly and being physically neat is not really an indication of how lazy you can be at doing housework
I agree..
Had friends sometime back who were always extra clean and chic on the outside and with their bodies but were pigs in every other sense and averse to all forms of house chore or cooking.
EducationRe: Babcock’s Best Graduating Student Has Never Kissed A Man by slimyem: 7:47pm On Jun 04, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:
oun lo so fun mi nau
Iro lo pa.
O fe fi mi gba star ni.cool
EducationRe: Babcock’s Best Graduating Student Has Never Kissed A Man by slimyem: 7:42pm On Jun 04, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:
dayo nko?
ask him.cheesy
EducationRe: Babcock’s Best Graduating Student Has Never Kissed A Man by slimyem: 7:40pm On Jun 04, 2013
No biggie .
I have never hugged a man either..undecided
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 2 by slimyem: 6:10pm On Jun 04, 2013
Vanneni..
Graise..
Lupey..
Nadia
Adaobi
FamilyRe: What Can He Do To Make His Wife Happy? by slimyem: 8:48am On Jun 04, 2013
Its as simple as the two posters above have said.
Come back home or bring her over as soon as possible.

No one in her shoes would be truly happy except they have an agenda outside the marriage and their spouse being away is just what they need to work with.
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Sister. Advice Please. by slimyem: 8:32am On Jun 04, 2013
vanitty: I can also bet my last pound that the wife was very "submissive" to the sister before she became Mrs.
smileycool
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Sister. Advice Please. by slimyem: 7:45pm On Jun 03, 2013
dayokanu: Its confusing walahi.

I had a bed space in School and never slept on it because I come back to the room late and 2 people are already doing "69" on my bunk.

But a girl who has upper bunk space cant even entertain guests because she mustnt step on the carpet the lower bunk owner laid down
Na so. Don't even make my start my life in the hostel stories or life with girlfriends as housemates. Too much wahala.
I guess that its just the way we are.

I don't even have to ask what was the cause of the whole issue in this case. I can guess so many scenarios already.Except one of the parties(wife or sister) chooses play the fool or the husband takes charge,these two women won't survive under the same roof.
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Sister. Advice Please. by slimyem: 7:24pm On Jun 03, 2013
dayokanu: WHy is the bold so?

Is it that women have inherent problems?

Why do 13 boys stay in a hostel toom together but girls you dare not step on your roomates carpet.

In University i saw a girl living on the top bunk and the girl below told her not to step on the lower bunk So she has to jump on her bunk from the ground

Women sha
It is hardly news and I really can't tell why except the popular "women are enemies of themselves" phrase. Antagonism for no just cause.
I envy you men all the time.undecided
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Sister. Advice Please. by slimyem: 11:56pm On Jun 02, 2013
Two grown women permanently under one roof never results in bliss most of the time.
I'm almost certain however that both your wife and sisters have issues.One won't bend for the other.
For your wife to have left the house for you and sister means you've not been doing anything to put them both under control.
At this point,your wife is priority 1.Bring her back home,make your sister promise to change and make your wife tolerate her a little longer while you and sister look out for a job and/or somewhere permanent.
CelebritiesRe: ................ by slimyem: 1:04am On Jun 02, 2013
This don't mean everyone got the coochie..
RomanceRe: .. by slimyem: 8:16pm On Jun 01, 2013
12 inches!:
Babyosisi and freecocoa....Those two I'm really crushing on. I beef slimyem. She's a useless girl.lol
Question asked was 'who's your crush' not "who do you beef"
I'm in a good mood.Don't make me descend on you.
Be warned!!
FamilyRe: Please Advice! How To Guide A Child That Shows Early Sign Of Homosexuality. by slimyem: 7:26pm On Jun 01, 2013
oyb: naija, where a parent told me with full conviction that all the ben ten aliens are demons - he knew this because his pastor had a dream in which he went to hell and saw all the ben ten aliens there
shockedshockedshocked
FamilyRe: Victims Of "You Must Get Pregnant For Me Or No Marriage" by slimyem: 7:13pm On Jun 01, 2013
ileobatojo: If someone gets blackmailed for money to avoid their secret being revealed and they pay out the sum of the money does that mean they are not a victim of blackmail since they allowed it?
Its not blackmail if you are not put in a position that you can't control or would be of potential harm to you.
FamilyRe: Victims Of "You Must Get Pregnant For Me Or No Marriage" by slimyem: 6:53pm On Jun 01, 2013
if you call them victims then they allowed themselves to be just that.Desperation is the vehicle that drives them to agree to such.
FashionRe: How Do I Get My Even Tone Back? by slimyem(op): 11:38am On Jun 01, 2013
c.fours:
you will need to wait for the cells that make up d outerlayer of your skin to turn-over/ regenerate.
to make the process faster, you can exfoliate. try scrubbing with sugar for example and wearing protective clothing. don't expose ur skin to d sun.
I know cell regenaration can be different for different people but how long is this really supposed to take?
FoodRe: Do You Lick Your Plate/soup After Eating ? Pics by slimyem: 11:07am On Jun 01, 2013
I lick my plate with my fingers just at home.
With the tongue just makes you a dog both in private or public.Disgusting habit.
FoodRe: Do You Lick Your Plate/soup After Eating ? Pics by slimyem: 11:04am On Jun 01, 2013
bebe2: disgusting habit, licking wit tongue, licking wit finger chewing bones sucking the marrow off a bone eeewwwwwwwww

and my oga is guilty of them all.
How can you not like this?
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
FashionHow Do I Get My Even Tone Back? by slimyem(op): 9:42pm On May 31, 2013
I had some free 3 weeks sometime last year and i spent most of the time swimming-practically about 5 hrs in the pool everyday.
My skin(just the parts where my trunk didn't cover-my arms,face and legs) started darkening before the end of the first week.I was told it was temporary and that my colour would be back once i stop doing the pool regularly.
I also took the precaution of getting out of the pool for a bath at intervals then but i guess the chlorine was too harsh on my skin.
Its been about 6 months and my skin has two shades still.My arms and face have evened out but my thighs and legs remain stubborn.I've have tried shea butter and coconut oil for about 3 months now and nothing has changed.
Any ideas on what else to do?
Christianity EtcRe: Nairaland Christian Singles Thread (no Holds Barred) by slimyem: 9:12pm On May 31, 2013
Guitarlife: hi everybody, justsmile could you find a way to send like 4 pieces of suit to lagos for a discounted price ? If you can find a way with that lemme know please. I do hope you are good.
And i think toba should see a shrink. It's official now, dude might be 40years and still searching *shudders* the worst is he doesn't even know he needs to see one.
I think the fact he has managed to piss all our babies off on this thread is evidence enough.
Have a nice weekend y'all.
cheesycheesycheesy
FamilyRe: My Wife Called, Crying That She Is Pregnant Again by slimyem: 9:04pm On May 31, 2013
Much ado about nothing.undecided
FamilyRe: Married Couples Who Are Never Intimate But Insist They're Happy by slimyem: 7:45pm On May 31, 2013
Afam4eva: God punish that kain happiness. As my blood dey hot so, I go marry finish and I won't enjoy the fruit if my labour? Tufiakwa.
cheesycheesycheesycheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Robert Mugabe Sleeping During AU Summit by slimyem: 7:20pm On May 31, 2013
stillwater: Even me sef I will sleep let alone an old man. All these seminars with their long speeches most often are boring. Honestly it can even make me nauseous and sick afterwards.
lol.
I would do the same too.cheesy
FashionRe: Creative/funny Hairstyles(pictures) by slimyem: 5:50pm On May 31, 2013
Bunch of eeew stuff.
EducationRe: Burnt Tedder Hall At University Of Ibadan (Pictures) by slimyem: 5:37pm On May 31, 2013
Looks like it didn't affect the students hostel...
Foreign AffairsRe: 78-yr-old Granny Goes To School by slimyem: 2:50pm On May 31, 2013
She has no use for time anymore.Better this than nothing.....
HealthRe: Breast-Cancer Risk For Storing Phone In Bras by slimyem: 2:37pm On May 31, 2013
Only market women store phones in their bras.This thread should be for them.undecided

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