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sunshine82: thanks @libertyfather. I think u're d only one who took time to read. Nigerians are so biaz and so in sensitive. Bc he's married he shouldn't luv another wman and be happy? Whether we chose to see it or not 99 percent of married men indulge in ds act, reasons best known to them. If my man is married and am equally married to him I don't care! So far he loves and care for me and I luv him crazy! I mean crazy! So u pretenders try and remove d log in ur eye before tryn to do same to another.Well done!! Infact,clap for yourself!!don't forget to take this advice btw.. jmoore: @op, the man's wife is in the best position to give you the advice you need. Go and ask her. smhMay the sun keep shinning on and around you. ![]() |
jeffizy: I have my own particular remedy ,which is taking a lot of oranges or pea-nuts.you sure say you dey always remember abi you dey carry pea-nuts everywhere you know there's a chance to get high? ![]() Someone else has a unique but gross method too.Ewwwww! A lot of remedies exists. Kindly drop yours.I have no remedy but I have a precaution.I don't drink except I'm sure there's somebody around who has my back and can get me home safe just in case I lose myself. ;P |
Nor be person wey normal go remember to chop food or do all these other things to ease drunkenness? Except there's someone around to babysit you as soon as its obvious you've crossed,this can't work IMO. Shayo na complete bastard and you know it. ![]() |
Airforce1: So bleached! DamnUse your eyes. She's not bleached. Silly!! |
See excuse o.. I'm still trying to find what is "too pretty" about this lady and I can't. She's a lazy bum-nothing more. Her only save is her parent's money that's there to live on. ![]() |
ileobatojo: A very strong point! Lol.maybe she didn't mean to kill him but this part makes me feel she didn't care if he died either.. Crystal Boarder slowly |
dasparrow: Okay now she is wicked! Karma is a byatch and she will reap what she sowed.what makes her wicked? Cheating or divorcing the man? Should she have stayed just for the kidney even though she was done with the marriage? |
And her.. ![]() johnwizey: 10. The woman who cheated on herNo biggie. People have been cheating and getting divorced since forever. Unfortunate a kidney is involved in this case.. ![]() |
All psychos except for her johnwizey: 9. The woman who chose a pet crocodileShe has a point! ![]() ![]() |
Who are those to be held responsible for those death now? ![]() |
MSEdLAW: Your type . Wole soyinka categorized as the wasted generation.. You simply can't coordinate that rabid mind of urs to read, comprehend and asservate.. Patiently!why waste your time replying him? He is probably one of those looking for a miracle centre to write his next WAEC.. |
Mollytrinox,I see you jare! My question though is why these things never stop despite that the results of malpractice centres are usually seized or involved in mass failure because malpractice is usually found out during the marking process especially if the whole centre or a group seem to have written similar things and made similar mistakes.If not found out by markers,it would by checkers or vetters... |
dayokanu: Where are these GODAMMNED pictures?What are you hoping to see that you haven't before? ![]() |
pro01: [s]Exactly the sort of thing I'm 'capable' of (if I was that rich, lol.)[/s]. When you're that rich, sex , or.g.a.s.m and. the other ordinary pleasures get boring. You have to find. creative and perverse ways to indulge yourself.I agree. The man must be really bored. This is a very nice sport. ![]() |
That's why you should marry a girl with reasonable parents. Tradition or not,no sensible parent would want to make things difficult for any in-law especially when they know his pocket. Most of those traditional requirement are so unnecessary. Makes you wonder if its a family of hungry people. The weddings I've seen lately though, parents just demand the basics. Nothing overwhelming for the groom and that's how it should be. |
biolabee: Na today?? redeemed pastor... mschreewwwwlol. Her emphasizing that was to tell me to stop being hung up on religion and morals because I kept saying its stood against what I believe in ![]() So if a redeem pastor can turn the other eye,what am I then making a fuss about? |
Popsicle: @OP: Your ex is in your past & your fiancee is your future. To avoid unnecessary complications pls cut off all links with your ex ( bar her number from your cellphone, dont make calls to her or receive calls from her etc). You are about to start a new chapter in your life & i am sure you do not need excess luggage. A stitch in time saves nine!This is the best advice. Don't play any games or make up stories. Make yourself totally unavailable and unreachable to her. ileobatojo: Pretty much... And instead of taking responsibility for that and addressing it, he's trying to blame it on some unseen, supernatural force that causes her to call only when he's had an argument with his fiancee and she's not around. Funny dude. ![]() Op, tell that force(since you think its one) to get thee behind you.its that simple! ![]() |
Depends on who I'm angry with. If its someone random and unimportant,I ignore and walk away. If its a driver or conductor messing with my change,I curse his life out ![]() If its someone close,I vent and nag and nag until I'm tired then I go to sleep. ![]() |
Royal Roy: Hahahaha, hungry guests abound in parties for real.Do I know you? We seem to share the same aunt. Highly educated and supposedly polished too but when it comes to "party rice",my aunt nor dey carry last too. ![]() On days when she can't attend the party and her husband gets to,she'd be like, "MD(my dear),e joo e bami gbe rice ati eran wa o " though. The husband just shakes his head and/or ignores her most times.Gluttony,selfishness,greediness-the explanation for people like that. |
bankoleben: Thursday soon arrived and I got to Ekirom around 8:30am. I learnt Victor had gone to Ikom so I didn't bother going to corpers' lodge. Only a handful of students were around, standing in groups of twos and threes when I got into the school compound. I moved closer to some of them and asked a few questions about their preparation for the exam. It wasn't long after that when Mr. James arrived, and as usual, he was in 'high spirit'. We talked for a few minutes after which he ordered the students to move into the laboratory.the bolded part made me chuckle. Op,I am not surprised at your story.These things happen in the so called "Centre of Excellence" too. I served in a private school in Lagos and I was one corp member that made it hellish for authorities in the school because of my refusal to participate/help students solve their exam questions. I was told by the school principal that its no big deal even as the proprietor of the school is a redeem pastor and fully supportive of it. She said the school apart from being what it is, is also a business enterprise and if. SSCE failure is associated with the school,parents would withdraw their wards. I didn't budge though. It was against everything I stood for and couldn't be a part of it so I didn't show up when they were to write those papers. Even other teachers in the school said I was a wicked person and dared me to deny that I wasn't "helped" during my time which I did though they disbelieved. Everything is wrong with the Nigerian system of education.Everything is wrong with how a lot of people see education/certifications-do or die. whatever it takes!The rot is deep and cleansing is almost unacheivable. |
vanstanzy: *Very funny!* U did the comparison not me. I only asked a harmless question][/b]n.where you were going with ur so called harmless question was obvious. sell the pretence elsewhere ! |
vanstanzy: Men, do ur wife's help with washing the car?I wanted to call you a goat for comparing your dear child to a car and comparing caring for your baby to a mere chore but i wont... ![]() Shiooor! |
Vikin: He doesn't! Only during the day because I breastfeed at night, but I make sure he is in bed while she wakes and cries for food.Notoriety! ![]() |
Majid looks too effeminate.. Tuface is the man! ![]() |
bebe2: stupid man, if u want pics of ur wives pu-ssy just ask nicely not pretending its for investigation purpose. ![]() ![]() |
The explanations trying to beat off the myths are not too far from the myths themselves except for point 10. ![]() |
Yeah! That's my governor.He never dissapoints.One Nigerian governor that's not a bootlicker. ![]() |
The punishment fits the crime perfectly! ![]() |
I wonder what in the world the prostitute had that his wife couldn't have given him that night... What a dog!! |
I can....only for the photo pose though.. ![]() |
It must have been a comical match.. ![]() |
obowunmi: I've met her in person. She's more pretty than Beyonce.what happened to "prettier"? ![]() |
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