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FamilyRe: Am I On The Right Track? Pls Advise! by slimyem: 8:54am On May 21, 2013
sunshine82: thanks @libertyfather. I think u're d only one who took time to read. Nigerians are so biaz and so in sensitive. Bc he's married he shouldn't luv another wman and be happy? Whether we chose to see it or not 99 percent of married men indulge in ds act, reasons best known to them. If my man is married and am equally married to him I don't care! So far he loves and care for me and I luv him crazy! I mean crazy! So u pretenders try and remove d log in ur eye before tryn to do same to another.
Well done!!
Infact,clap for yourself!!don't forget to take this advice btw..
jmoore: @op, the man's wife is in the best position to give you the advice you need. Go and ask her. smh
May the sun keep shinning on and around you.wink
HealthRe: Remedy To Ease Drunkenness. by slimyem: 8:39am On May 21, 2013
jeffizy: I have my own particular remedy ,which is taking a lot of oranges or pea-nuts.
you sure say you dey always remember abi you dey carry pea-nuts everywhere you know there's a chance to get high? huh
Someone else has a unique but gross method too.
He said wiping his face with sweat from his armpit does the trick for him!
Ewwwww!
A lot of remedies exists. Kindly drop yours.
I have no remedy but I have a precaution.I don't drink except I'm sure there's somebody around who has my back and can get me home safe just in case I lose myself.cheesy;P
HealthRe: Remedy To Ease Drunkenness. by slimyem: 8:33am On May 21, 2013
Nor be person wey normal go remember to chop food or do all these other things to ease drunkenness?
Except there's someone around to babysit you as soon as its obvious you've crossed,this can't work IMO.
Shayo na complete bastard and you know it.tongue
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Ekile Dazzles In Lovely Ankara Gown by slimyem: 12:19pm On May 20, 2013
Airforce1: So bleached! Damn sad
Use your eyes. She's not bleached. Silly!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Claims She Is Pretty To Work by slimyem:
See excuse o..
I'm still trying to find what is "too pretty" about this lady and I can't.
She's a lazy bum-nothing more. Her only save is her parent's money that's there to live on.undecided
FamilyRe: 10 Most Cruel Women In The World by slimyem: 11:22pm On May 19, 2013
ileobatojo: A very strong point! Lol.


Yeah, I agree 9 and 10 don't belong on this list. Neither does the one who accidentally hanged her husband. He of all people knew the risk of such a lifestyle having accidentally killed someone too before.
maybe she didn't mean to kill him but this part makes me feel she didn't care if he died either..
Crystal Boarder slowly
brought him to the ground over a period of
about 15 minutes. For the next 40 minutes,
she checked his pulse and smoked
cigarettes
.
FamilyRe: 10 Most Cruel Women In The World by slimyem: 11:04pm On May 19, 2013
dasparrow: Okay now she is wicked! Karma is a byatch and she will reap what she sowed.
what makes her wicked?
Cheating or divorcing the man?
Should she have stayed just for the kidney even though she was done with the marriage?
FamilyRe: 10 Most Cruel Women In The World by slimyem: 8:13pm On May 19, 2013
And her..tongue
johnwizey: 10. The woman who cheated on her
husband after he had donated his own
kidney to her.
Dr Richard Batista married Dawnell Batista
in 1990. Back in 2001, after two previous
transplants failed, Batista proved to be a
match to his wife, so he duly offered up
one of his own kidneys. After the successful
transplant, Dawnell survived but not as so
their marriage, which lasted only another
four years. Dawnell viewed the kidney as a
new lease on life. She returned to school to
earn a master’s degree in nursing, and took
up karate. According to Richard, his wife
repaid his gesture by first sleeping with her
physical therapist – and then denying him
access to their three kids in an increasingly
bitter divorce.
The heartbroken doctor is now requesting
the one-time love of his life to pay $1.5
million for the organ he donated. He
insisted his cash-for-kidney claim was a
direct result of his wife’s behavior.
No biggie. People have been cheating and getting divorced since forever. Unfortunate a kidney is involved in this case..undecided
FamilyRe: 10 Most Cruel Women In The World by slimyem: 7:54pm On May 19, 2013
All psychos except for her
johnwizey: 9. The woman who chose a pet crocodile
over her husband.
An Australian woman, Vicki Lowing,
divorced her husband after he asked her to
give up her pet crocodile, Johnie, which is
“like a child” to her. Mrs Lowing, 52, who
has hand-raised the one-and-a-half metre
reptile for 13 years, gives it the run of the
house and even lets it sleep with her son
Andrew in his bed. Victoria adopted the
crocodile after it was left on her doorstep
in 1996 by an anonymous person. Her
husband Greg said she spent too much
time with the pet and asked her to give it
up in a bid to save their marriage, but she
refused and the couple divorced in 2005.
Mrs Lowing, a trained nurse, said:
“Husbands can look after themselves but
my crocodile can’t make his meals
She has a point!cheesycheesy
FamilyRe: 23 Die In South African Circumcision Ceremony by slimyem: 11:13am On May 19, 2013
Who are those to be held responsible for those death now? huh
LiteratureRe: Cross River And Ssce Fraud: My Nysc Experience by slimyem: 9:13am On May 18, 2013
MSEdLAW: Your type . Wole soyinka categorized as the wasted generation.. You simply can't coordinate that rabid mind of urs to read, comprehend and asservate.. Patiently!
why waste your time replying him?
He is probably one of those looking for a miracle centre to write his next WAEC..
LiteratureRe: Cross River And Ssce Fraud: My Nysc Experience by slimyem: 9:06am On May 18, 2013
Mollytrinox,I see you jare!

My question though is why these things never stop despite that the results of malpractice centres are usually seized or involved in mass failure because malpractice is usually found out during the marking process especially if the whole centre or a group seem to have written similar things and made similar mistakes.If not found out by markers,it would by checkers or vetters...
FamilyRe: Pastor Takes Pictures Of His Wife Privates Parts, To See If She Had Sex At Churc by slimyem: 5:48am On May 18, 2013
dayokanu: Where are these GODAMMNED pictures?
What are you hoping to see that you haven't before? huh
Car TalkRe: Man Destroys Maserati Because He Was Angry With Dealer (photos) by slimyem: 5:40am On May 18, 2013
pro01: [s]Exactly the sort of thing I'm 'capable' of (if I was that rich, lol.)[/s]. When you're that rich, sex , or.g.a.s.m and. the other ordinary pleasures get boring. You have to find. creative and perverse ways to indulge yourself.
I agree.
The man must be really bored. This is a very nice sport.cool
FamilyRe: Women: What Was Your Contribution To Your Brideprice Situation? by slimyem: 5:22am On May 18, 2013
That's why you should marry a girl with reasonable parents. Tradition or not,no sensible parent would want to make things difficult for any in-law especially when they know his pocket.
Most of those traditional requirement are so unnecessary. Makes you wonder if its a family of hungry people.
The weddings I've seen lately though, parents just demand the basics. Nothing overwhelming for the groom and that's how it should be.
LiteratureRe: Cross River And Ssce Fraud: My Nysc Experience by slimyem: 5:03am On May 18, 2013
biolabee: Na today?? redeemed pastor... mschreewwww
lol.
Her emphasizing that was to tell me to stop being hung up on religion and morals because I kept saying its stood against what I believe inundecided
So if a redeem pastor can turn the other eye,what am I then making a fuss about?
FamilyRe: Is This Natural Please? by slimyem: 4:54am On May 18, 2013
Popsicle: @OP: Your ex is in your past & your fiancee is your future. To avoid unnecessary complications pls cut off all links with your ex ( bar her number from your cellphone, dont make calls to her or receive calls from her etc). You are about to start a new chapter in your life & i am sure you do not need excess luggage. A stitch in time saves nine!
This is the best advice.
Don't play any games or make up stories. Make yourself totally unavailable and unreachable to her.
ileobatojo: Pretty much... And instead of taking responsibility for that and addressing it, he's trying to blame it on some unseen, supernatural force that causes her to call only when he's had an argument with his fiancee and she's not around. Funny dude.
cheesy cheesy grin
Op, tell that force(since you think its one) to get thee behind you.its that simple!cheesy
FamilyRe: What Do You Do When You Are Angry? by slimyem: 4:22am On May 18, 2013
Depends on who I'm angry with. If its someone random and unimportant,I ignore and walk away.
If its a driver or conductor messing with my change,I curse his life out cheesy
If its someone close,I vent and nag and nag until I'm tired then I go to sleep.cool
FamilyRe: Iyawo Poly-bag! by slimyem: 4:08am On May 18, 2013
Royal Roy: Hahahaha, hungry guests abound in parties for real.

I know a woman, my aunt, she doesnt believe in eating just a plate
of food at parties. The first plate they serve her will be
placed under her chair. Usually rice.
Then she collects a second plate, amala or pounded yam.


Her reason? She bought aso ebi so she must eat commiserate with how much
she spent on the aso-ebi.

You don see where person go party looking very fit and agile, then return so slow
and sluggish? Thats my aunt.
Do I know you?
We seem to share the same aunt.
Highly educated and supposedly polished too but when it comes to "party rice",my aunt nor dey carry last too.cheesy

On days when she can't attend the party and her husband gets to,she'd be like, "MD(my dear),e joo e bami gbe rice ati eran wa o "cheesy though. The husband just shakes his head and/or ignores her most times.

Gluttony,selfishness,greediness-the explanation for people like that.
LiteratureRe: Cross River And Ssce Fraud: My Nysc Experience by slimyem: 3:53am On May 18, 2013
bankoleben: Thursday soon arrived and I got to Ekirom around 8:30am. I learnt Victor had gone to Ikom so I didn't bother going to corpers' lodge. Only a handful of students were around, standing in groups of twos and threes when I got into the school compound. I moved closer to some of them and asked a few questions about their preparation for the exam. It wasn't long after that when Mr. James arrived, and as usual, he was in 'high spirit'. We talked for a few minutes after which he ordered the students to move into the laboratory.


The sight of the lab from outside alone was discouraging, and moving inside was even more disheartening. There were only a few benches and some stools. No sinks, and if not for a few retort stands and measuring flasks, you'd mistake it for another classroom.
He opened a small office inside the lab where some old and damaged equipment were kept. He brought out, three rectangular glass prisms, four damaged meter rules and three dysfunctional ammeters. Equipment he brought out was no where near what WAEC asked the school to provide.
"Where are the other equipment", I asked.
"These are all we've got, we'll manage them." He knew I wasn't impressed with his response.


He showed me some photocopied papers containing likely questions and their answers, telling me it was prepared by the Physics teacher they liaised with.
When the WAEC invigilator arrived with the question papers, the students were arranged according to their exam numbers while Mr. James asked me to move into the small office where laboratory equipment were kept. After a while, when the paper had started he brought a copy of the question papers and asked me to go through the questions.


The questions were not unfamiliar, the usual questions that had been asked repeatedly by WAEC over the years. Out of curiosity, I moved out of the office to check what was going on. All the students were seated with WAEC questions in front of them doing nothing but looking up as though some sort of manna would fall from heaven. I wasn't surprised because even Isaac Newton, with all his prowess in Physics, would have been helpless without necessary equipment. Of what use are three rectangular glass prisms - without optical pins and plain boards - to thirty students who needed to demonstrate the refraction of light through a glass prism? Outside the lab, Mr. James was busy making calls on his phone. I then returned to my seat in the office.


About an hour after the commencement of the paper, I heard the sound of a motorcycle entering the school compound. Not long after that, Mr. James and a short, dark man walked into the office with some papers. I didn't need a prophet to tell me that the 'manna' the students had been waiting for had arrived, the bye product of Mr. James' alliance with another school. The short man explained some things to Mr. James and left, but not before both of them had agreed on a price. In a moment, Mr. James moved out of the office, cleaned the chalk board and all the students readied themselves to write.
"WELCOME TO CROSS RIVER STATE", I said to myself.
the bolded part made me chuckle.

Op,I am not surprised at your story.These things happen in the so called "Centre of Excellence" too. I served in a private school in Lagos and I was one corp member that made it hellish for authorities in the school because of my refusal to participate/help students solve their exam questions.
I was told by the school principal that its no big deal even as the proprietor of the school is a redeem pastor and fully supportive of it. She said the school apart from being what it is, is also a business enterprise and if. SSCE failure is associated with the school,parents would withdraw their wards. I didn't budge though. It was against everything I stood for and couldn't be a part of it so I didn't show up when they were to write those papers.
Even other teachers in the school said I was a wicked person and dared me to deny that I wasn't "helped" during my time which I did though they disbelieved.

Everything is wrong with the Nigerian system of education.Everything is wrong with how a lot of people see education/certifications-do or die. whatever it takes!The rot is deep and cleansing is almost unacheivable.
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FamilyRe: Does Your Husband Help With The Child At Night? by slimyem: 8:15pm On May 17, 2013
vanstanzy: *Very funny!* U did the comparison not me. I only asked a harmless question][/b]n.
where you were going with ur so called harmless question was obvious. sell the pretence elsewhere !
FamilyRe: Does Your Husband Help With The Child At Night? by slimyem: 6:03pm On May 17, 2013
vanstanzy: Men, do ur wife's help with washing the car?
I wanted to call you a goat for comparing your dear child to a car and comparing caring for your baby to a mere chore but i wont...undecided
Shiooor!
FamilyRe: Does Your Husband Help With The Child At Night? by slimyem: 5:58pm On May 17, 2013
Vikin: He doesn't! Only during the day because I breastfeed at night, but I make sure he is in bed while she wakes and cries for food.
The last time I caught him in the sitting room sleeping at 3 am shocked...

I turned off the tv, lights then went back to bed, later he sneaked in! The next day, he was with the fuzzy baby through out, I just carry myself Sidon for nairaland then told him I was working on my new project! sad

wink....when I finally took the baby, he told me he was going for a drink! I laugh tire! Above all, I try to give him time to rest and try to calm the baby because I know he needs the sleep!
Notoriety!tongue
CelebritiesRe: Majid Michael Or 2Face: Who Is More Appealing To Females? by slimyem: 4:07pm On May 17, 2013
Majid looks too effeminate..
Tuface is the man!cool
FamilyRe: Pastor Takes Pictures Of His Wife Privates Parts, To See If She Had Sex At Churc by slimyem: 3:22pm On May 17, 2013
bebe2: stupid man, if u want pics of ur wives pu-ssy just ask nicely not pretending its for investigation purpose.

how can a pic tell wat a pu-ssy has been doing
cheesycheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Myths About Introverts by slimyem: 3:18pm On May 17, 2013
The explanations trying to beat off the myths are not too far from the myths themselves except for point 10.undecided
PoliticsRe: Mimiko Rallies Support For Jonathan, Faults Politicising Of Security Challenges by slimyem: 12:21pm On May 17, 2013
Yeah!
That's my governor.He never dissapoints.One Nigerian governor that's not a bootlicker.cool
CrimeRe: Man Caned For Stealing In Ibadan by slimyem: 9:38am On May 17, 2013
The punishment fits the crime perfectly!cool
FamilyRe: Honeymoon Ends With Prostitution Arrest by slimyem: 11:13am On May 16, 2013
I wonder what in the world the prostitute had that his wife couldn't have given him that night...
What a dog!!
FashionRe: Ladies, Can You Pull Off This Look When Pregnant? by slimyem: 9:44am On May 16, 2013
I can....only for the photo pose though..tongue
CelebritiesRe: Fred Amata’s Novelty Football Match - Pictures And Video by slimyem: 9:42am On May 16, 2013
It must have been a comical match..smiley cool
Music/RadioRe: Kelly Rowland Was Jealous Of Beyoncé , 'Dirty Laundry ' Reveals by slimyem: 9:33am On May 16, 2013
obowunmi: I've met her in person. She's more pretty than Beyonce.
what happened to "prettier"? tongue

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