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FamilyRe: 107-Year-old Woman Seeks First Husband by slimyem: 9:41am On Apr 02, 2013
lmaocheesy
What she been doing for the past 107 years? huhshocked
FashionRe: Ladies Eyebrows - Threading, Waxing, Tweezing Or Shaving? by slimyem: 9:36am On Apr 02, 2013
tjskii: This is actualy d first time I'm hearin bout threading o,dis ibadan wey I dey sef na village,all I do is use a blade to shapen d brow,but it grows bak real fast,mayb I'll try this threading thing undecided
lol.grin

Me sef nor know wetin be threading.I tweeze and trace the outline and it works just fine for meundecided
CelebritiesRe: Actor, Desmond Elliot's New Look by slimyem: 12:45am On Apr 01, 2013
sholay2011: Sharap. Go and sleep. I wonder what a little girl lyk u is still on nairaland by this time...ghetto tinz... grin
Who is the eediot? huh
willienaji: please can u kindly explain to us on nairaland how an actor's time of reign passes. cos i dont get the sense in that comment.
My post isn't meant to make sense to dullards and I am not reponsible for your lack of comprehension/undertanding skills.
Sheesh!!
CelebritiesRe: Actor, Desmond Elliot's New Look by slimyem: 8:57pm On Mar 31, 2013
Compared to his dread-locked look,this is better.
However,this re-branding nor go work.
Im set don reign pass.tongue
CelebritiesRe: Why Tonto Dikeh Must Be Stopped- OJB by slimyem: 8:51pm On Mar 31, 2013
Haha!
See strategy.He's been long forgotten in the entertainment scene and what other way to get attention and shot back to limelight if not by critiquing one of the most controversial and popular actresses of the moment?cheesy
We see through you OJB.
Pretete!!tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do U Tell Ur Best Friend Everything About U ? by slimyem: 8:42pm On Mar 31, 2013
There's no one I tell EVERYTHING about me.Some things are meant to be known to and by me alone.cool
I'm not that trusting.smiley
CelebritiesRe: Niyola, EME's First Lady (Pictures) by slimyem: 8:32pm On Mar 31, 2013
...looks like she's lost some weight..undecided
She fine still though.
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of The Most Beautiful Deaf Girl In Nigeria by slimyem: 7:20pm On Mar 31, 2013
I'm sure there are more beautiful deaf girls who just didn't take part in the competition.undecided
CelebritiesRe: The Untold Story Behind 2face's Wedding - How He Almost Missed The Reception by slimyem: 7:13pm On Mar 31, 2013
Warreva..undecided
CelebritiesRe: KWAM1 Celebrates The Birth Of His 38th Child In America! by slimyem: 7:01pm On Mar 31, 2013
Ishilove: I seriously doubt the authencity of the figure. 38 children is no joke. If indeed this figure is accurate, then he is simply storing up trouble for others to carry.
Me too.
Who's been doing the count?Is he breeding them for sale?It makes no sense and I won't believe it until he issues a personal statement on it.
FamilyRe: Why Are Nigerians Obsess With Marriage Sef? by slimyem: 6:26pm On Mar 31, 2013
idontgiveafuck: ahu fu na egbu ndi mmadu oh. be careful
Who is this thing telling me "be careful"?
You mad or something? huh
FamilyRe: Will You Allow Your Daughter To Be Circumcised? by slimyem: 1:29pm On Mar 31, 2013
illicit: aint it barbaric to kip many guys simply she enjoys sex, i mean dis gal turns on by merely staring at her, if u mistakenly touch her nipples or kis her, men u don slaughter am be dat, i knw wat am sayin, av dated circumsised gals and dey neva complained dey dnt enjoy it, only dat it takes longer to turn dem on
You found yourself a nympho and her cl1toris or circumscision has nothing to do with it.She probably has deep seated psychological problems and uses sex
compulsively to feel accepted.

Besides,hormones is the vehicle that drives high or low sex drive not the cl1toris.
FamilyRe: Will You Allow Your Daughter To Be Circumcised? by slimyem: 11:46am On Mar 31, 2013
illicit: I dated an uncircumsised gal once, she bleeps like a dog men! I wil circumcise my daughter
What a reason!!undecided
Your daughter will probably beone of the very few circumcised girl in her generation and she'll hate you for it.
How can a learned person want to embrace something barbaric and fading out already in this age? huh
FamilyRe: Why Are Nigerians Obsess With Marriage Sef? by slimyem: 11:31am On Mar 31, 2013
fellis: ^ This person sounds like calloti....... lipsrsealed
This is an insult to Calloti.
She doesn't even come close.undecided


This thread...and those Pataki's comments.. lipsrsealed
TravelRe: Ever Forgotten Your Balance With A Commercial Bus Conductor? by slimyem: 11:17am On Mar 31, 2013
I have..many times.
Same way I have "forgotten" to pay some bus fares.tonguewink and same way I don collect pass my normal change sef.cheesy
Those conductors deserve what they get!!
FamilyRe: Anti-molestation Condoms: Reprieve For The Ladies by slimyem: 11:08am On Mar 31, 2013
nitlad: Do you find this junk useful? Something that can only be removed through surgery? undecided
That's the idea.to punish the molester and make him available for prosecution..tongue
God help him if he cannot afford to pay for the surgery.cheesy
Will you be wearing it whenever you dey KwaZulu-Natal? cheesy
What's my business with or in Kwazulu-Natal? huh
Or is that a slang for when in a place with high rate of s£xual violence?

This is no laudable 'invention'!
Oh well..undecided
CelebritiesRe: Antonio Oladeinde-Fernandez: Nigeria's Reclusive Billionaire by slimyem: 10:57am On Mar 31, 2013
django1: ^^^ ode ni e
Ori e o pe!!
FamilyRe: Anti-molestation Condoms: Reprieve For The Ladies by slimyem: 10:41am On Mar 31, 2013
seunajia: Good idea. But, after some time, it just means a prospective rapist has to torchlight the kinni and ask the girl to remove it.

Sisi Kill shocked I liked the way she owned up at first and all. But she stretched it too far by fighting the guys --putting on a braveface.

Make una free her abeg angry
shocked
Why are all the guys here bent on puncturing this invention? huh
FamilyRe: Anti-molestation Condoms: Reprieve For The Ladies by slimyem: 10:37am On Mar 31, 2013
nitlad: How's this rubbish of help to anybody abegi? undecided

Getting people to use the conventional condoms self na wahala not to talk of this disgusting shyte that will cause more problems than it will prevent.


The foolish doctor should be arrested by whatever agency responsible for drug law enforcement in SA, forced to where his useless invention from the planet of fools, and subsequently sent to The Kalahari Desert Maximum Security Penitentiary to be bvtt-fvcked by the notorious and murderous drug-heads there! Frankenstein should also get a turn. grin
Why are you so pained?
Are you a molester? huhtongue
CelebritiesRe: Antonio Oladeinde-Fernandez: Nigeria's Reclusive Billionaire by slimyem: 10:12am On Mar 31, 2013
django1: So, this all is you want to say, that you had to insult me over? Ode ni e oo.

So, because you don't know what 'deinde' that means the word 'dehinde' doest not have meaning? Boy, you are slow!!!

It is you that needs to get your facts right before you spew your trash!
..my bad that I thought you were sane and had to go explaining all that..undecided
My initial post addressing you wasn't insultive.I only said all you typed was rubbish which is rubbish indeed.
You don't know shyt about the tribe so don't go around propagating your nonsense.
Next time,shut the fvck up!!

...and don't test me now else i'll bite where you won't enjoy.Be warned!!
FamilyRe: My Baby Girl Is Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by slimyem: 11:35pm On Mar 30, 2013
Congratulations.cool
CultureRe: Yoruba Words That Has So Many Meanings... by slimyem: 11:25pm On Mar 30, 2013
Iya-mother
Iya-punishment

Ekun-lion
Ekun-tears

Ero-antidote
Ero-machine

Aro-cripple
Aro-funnel
Aro-three stones

Ole-beans pudding
Ole-lazy person
Ole-thief

Eko-solid pap
Eko-Lagos
Eko-manners

Eyin-palm fruit
Eyin-egg
Eyin-teeth
Eyin-back.
CultureRe: Yoruba Words That Has So Many Meanings... by slimyem: 11:22pm On Mar 30, 2013
alj harem: Odo = Zero

Ife = widen
Wrong!!

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