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Beautiful writing...
Your experience is a familiar one..
Thank God for his mercies...and my voice-box too for having my back in situations like that

^^

An almost instantly dissipating smell in an airy
environment. An air you cant brook...it usually
takes a moment to recognize the
devastatingly unpleasant wind...

They come from gas in mixture of foods
especially sulphur-rich foods like egg,
meat,milk cabbage,and apples.foods like egg
and meat are really bad for making stinky fart.

The sound is usually caused by vibrations of
the a-nal opening and also depends on the
tightness of the muscles of your anus.
Okay...i know it can be
embarrassing,smelly,and a definite no-no
when you are having a sha-g but lets face it..it
can be hysterically funny and very
entertaining.

Immediately after the act, when a feeling of
paranoia washes over you,there are
strategies to employ-acting oblivious and
innocent,coughing obviously or suddenly
moving your chair so that people around you
would think they misheard the fart
[s]na lie u dey lie if you talk say you never do any of these before[/s]
or betterstill proclaim the fart as your own grand
accomplishment and issue a challenge to
others to outdo that one if they think they
can..

You can blast them out loudly and boast of
them proudly.

One truth-Everyone alive farts.Some even fart
shortly after death.kings,presidents,opera
singers, beauty queens,priests and nuns fart.
Its a big mistake to say that farting is not
ladylike and its not weird to enjoy fart.its
healthy.its also universal for people to enjoy
their own fart..

So keep farting-A fart is such a useful thing.It
brings on lots of ease.it warms the bed on
cold nights and suffocates the mosquitoes.