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FamilyRe: House Wife Stabbed To Death By Mother-In-law by slimyem: 8:46pm On Feb 23, 2013
[quote author=all-out]You registered tonight just to type this huh

Infact, oga gan! Now who are you? The MIL huh[/quote]lmaogrin
..detective all-out...undecided
FamilyRe: Raising Kids Who Do Not Beg by slimyem: 8:17pm On Feb 23, 2013
Bottom line still is how you train your child...
A lot of Nigerians beg because they are lazy and see begging as an easy way out not because they are needy.Its so easy to play on people's emotions and take advantage of it.
Had a friend whose parent's owned a beer palour.She used to stay in the shop on weekends or when free.I went to see her there sometime.She had graduated and awaiting service.
She told each and every man that came in there to drink a tale of how she had not had anything to eat all day and they each gave her "something".I spent about an hour in there and she made about N3000 in my presence!!
She told me that's why she usually came home on weekend while in school.Her parents didn't mind too.As long as the drinks were being paid for and the men were silly enough to believe her stories,all is well!
People like this my friend are every where these days and its not something they started doing suddenly.It must have been a part of them from time and it wasn't discouraged by those around them.
..so I still think its a function of the right upbringing with emphasis on contentedness like everyone else has said.
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Peter Psquare And Drake by slimyem: 6:59pm On Feb 23, 2013
....and this picture means......? huh huh
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya And Vector Work As Sales Attendants In Abuja Today (photos) by slimyem: 6:56pm On Feb 23, 2013
pro01: Every rat wants to host a concert these days. Shey na only im one and a half hit songs e go perform for concert?

Only accomplished peeps such as Psquare, Wizkid, Tuface etc that have countless hits and can perform their repertoire of popular songs for hours should host these concerts abeg. Make this small boy go work harder sing more hit songs before e begin dream of concert.
Bad belle porsin..undecided
FamilyRe: Raising Kids Who Do Not Beg by slimyem: 5:12pm On Feb 23, 2013
Parents are their children's first role models.It is what you impact in them that they work their lifestyles around mostly so you should have no fear.
There are a few people who were born and bred in this same country but didn't get with the Nigerian way because of the functional homes they grew up in and parents with high moral values who led and taught them right.
The environment would try to effect.no doubt but a well trained child will always remember its home and what is expected of him or her.
The "train your child in the way he should go...." phrase also applies here.cool
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose Posts Picture Of Baby Sebastian Being Cuddled By Wiz Khalifa by slimyem: 4:44pm On Feb 23, 2013
‘My wife said she just
wants a Jacc & coke, a cheesesteak, and
a cigarette. That's why I'm marrying
that woman!
Iru iro 'n boorunundecided
birds of same feather!!
Sebastian,your parents na waya!!!grincheesy
FamilyRe: House Wife Stabbed To Death By Mother-In-law by slimyem: 4:36pm On Feb 23, 2013
Hmmn..
The dead is dead and gone..undecided
The ones still alive had better learn a thing or two and flee if they have toundecided
A word is not just enough for the wise these days.It has gone a step further with stories of violence and the sorry outcomes that aboundundecidedcool
If the stories are not enough,I wonder what would be...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Cute! This Boy And His Dog Are Inseparable by slimyem: 3:53pm On Feb 23, 2013
Interesting pictures..
The little boy has a loyal friend for as long as the dog lives..smiley
TravelRe: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by slimyem: 2:29pm On Feb 23, 2013
I doubt any Nler would confess to having being tortured abroad here..undecided
..not after countlessly boasting of how privileged they are to have escaped this countryundecided
BusinessRe: Charged N10,000 For Collecting Western-Union With Incorrect ID by slimyem: 1:04pm On Feb 23, 2013
coogar: you have to be recto-cranially inverted!
for any amount more than $500, you have to carry an international passport or a driver's license. national IDs or fake voter's card are invalid. that has been the case since day one but then how would you know? the largest amount you have picked up via WU is 5000 naira - even your NEPA bill is enough to collect such amount.



stop talking, madam asshat!
the op was specific about the amount in question(N160,000)- such transactions are alien to you so stop ptyalising on issues that are intellectually out of your league.
I know you to try to win an argument at all costs even if it means contradicting your initial post,veering off point or resulting to throwing your overused ,recycled ,ineffective language and supposed jabs .This is the nonsense you said initially...that every other poster who has qoutedyou an I took u on
your brother should take his
international passport to the bank.
national IDs are invalid in nigeria - too
many of them around and bank
officials don't know which is which.
without a passport or driver's license,
your brother has no case.
Only a m0ron can spew the above nonsense.
You don't know shit about realities that obtain in this country except hearsays and that's what your oversabi self comes here to jabber about.
Like i said,lemme catch u one more time!!
You have been warned!!grin
BusinessRe: Charged N10,000 For Collecting Western-Union With Incorrect ID by slimyem: 12:35pm On Feb 23, 2013
coogar: you are a slimy doofus!
i have been picking up money via western union @ nigerian banks since you were still a frozen egg in a doctor's lab. you have the brain capacity of a louse terrorising your pubes. oloshious tool!
You goofed!!!
Admit it and stop howling all over the place.
If you have no idea how things work in Nigeria,shut up and spare us a show of ur ignorance!!
Next time I catch you rattling trash on a topic you know nothing about,you'll be in serious trouble.
Doofus oshi!!tongue
BusinessRe: Charged N10,000 For Collecting Western-Union With Incorrect ID by slimyem: 10:56am On Feb 23, 2013
coogar: your brother should take his international passport to the bank. national IDs are invalid in nigeria - too many of them around and bank officials don't know which is which. without a passport or driver's license, your brother has no case.
ignoramus!!!
ITK!!!
Why not just shut up if you know nothing about the topic and Nigerian bank processes? huh
Nonsense!!!
BusinessRe: Charged N10,000 For Collecting Western-Union With Incorrect ID by slimyem: 10:45am On Feb 23, 2013
A lot of ignoramus diasporeans on this thread talking about Nigerian banks and operations when in truth they don't know shyt!!!
The op's brother was scammed and he allowed himself to be scammed.
Why couldn't he just leave for another bank?
National ID,Voters Reg.card,Drivers license are all tenable IDs for western union!!
Though some banks have stricter rules,he could still have gotten his money if he had taken the trouble to try other banks or report to higher management at that same bank
FamilyRe: Mum Still Slaps Me At 23 Years Old by slimyem: 10:10am On Feb 23, 2013
Lol.
If she's still slapping you at this age,she's probably never going to stop.Even when you are married,she's still going to have reasons to slap you.undecided
Mums like yours need standing up to just once and she'd know to stop.
Since threatening her isn't working,You should carry out your threat and let it last a while or try being fierce the next time she's about to raise her handsundecided
FamilyRe: Hubby Shows Wifes Pay Slip To His Friend For Verification by slimyem: 9:36pm On Feb 22, 2013
I don't get this story...
What business should your husband's friend have with your payslip and who is he to point out what are discrepancies in it or not? huh
Is he your office accountant or employer? huh
FamilyRe: I Am In Dire Need Of Advice (please Help Me Out) by slimyem: 9:09pm On Feb 22, 2013
You said she knows and understands the situation quite well so I don't see the problem.
You sound like you are scared of losing her if you don't seal the deal soon but i really think you shouldn't worry so much if she's as amazing as you've described her.
I hope your job efforts are crowned very soon.
CelebritiesRe: John Fasanu’s Niece, Amal Flashes Nipple And Thighs At The Premiere Of Arbitrage by slimyem: 7:36pm On Feb 22, 2013
Where is the head and tail of this thread? huh
Someone(a nobody) decides to dress to an event half-nakked and its news? huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Represent The Area You Live. by slimyem: 7:11pm On Feb 22, 2013
I represent Mushin Oloosha..grincheesy cool
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna Celebrates 25th Birthday With Chris Brown-see Sexy Pics by slimyem: 7:49am On Feb 22, 2013
rokiatu: Match made in heaven.

His pants half down his butt, hers totally see through. They are made for each other.
Haha!!grin
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Reverts To UNILAG, No More MAULAG by slimyem: 7:01am On Feb 22, 2013
hehe!!
It was a political miscalculation.He is forgiven.We can only hope he'd go and sin no moregrin
FamilyRe: Couple Finds, Returns Over $11,000 Found Near Golden Gate Bridge by slimyem: 6:21am On Feb 22, 2013
I'd certainly return it...but will find the owner myself not go through Nigerian police.The why is obvious.undecided

The first thing you should ask yourself if you've got a clean chance of taking something that isn't yours is..."is it worth your concience?".Its just a matter of days,months,or years before you spend it all but would you ever be able to enjoy the booty, forgive yourself and have some peace? huh
“There comes a time when one
must take a position that is neither
safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he
must take it because conscience
tells him it is right.”
Times like in this case are times like that
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw, Rita Dominic, Uche Jombo & Funke Akindele (Pictures) by slimyem: 5:29am On Feb 22, 2013
honeric01: Chai, Kate Henshaw,you sweet die, if you're into "cougaring", i don't mind being your gigolo for a short time. kiss

Dark, beautiful, tall, fit with a killer smile. cool kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss([size=2pt]I am sure she's neatly shaved down there, i don't mind going down on her[/size]) lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed embarassed ([size=1pt]Make she no go read am o[/size])
Jisos!!!shockedshockedshocked
Pastor Honeric!!!!cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Ogus Baba Release New Pictures With His Family by slimyem: 12:01am On Feb 22, 2013
Ogusbaba..comedian?
Where and when?

Beautiful pictures though..
That chic is hawt.grin...and the babies are cutesmiley
CelebritiesRe: BREAKING: Funke Akindele's Hubby Gets 7th Child From Mistress by slimyem: 11:40pm On Feb 21, 2013
Na wa o..
See wetin correct babe put head into just to become "Mrs something"..
Smh!!
FamilyRe: When The Desirable Is Not Available... by slimyem: 9:42pm On Feb 21, 2013
Its covetousness-desiring something that isn't yours...and its also a window to so many other sins or wrong-doings.
Any single woman with an ethical mind and/or moral inclinations need not be told its wrong to desire,chase,or date a married man.
...and for the one who made that statement,you can tell what she is already....little wonder she can't find a single manundecided
FamilyRe: Is It Nice To Hang Up The Phone On Someone When She's Still Talking To You? by slimyem: 9:18pm On Feb 21, 2013
this is a no-brainer.
stop asking moronic questions!!
LiteratureRe: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by slimyem(op): 7:55pm On Feb 21, 2013
FXKing2012: The alignment of each sentence...the fact that some lines contain only one or two words indicate a copy and paste work.

Below is a related post:
www.nairaland.com/1152962/fart-story-mess
Where is the relation btwn your link and my post? huh
I put this together about 3 yrs ago...and save for one or two lines that were quoted from third parties,it is an original.
LiteratureRe: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by slimyem(op): 7:30pm On Feb 21, 2013
FXKing2012: Not her write-up, it's a copy and paste work.
Pls post the link where it was copied from...
I'm waiting...
RomanceRe: She Sent Me Toothpaste On Valentine's Day!! by slimyem: 6:23pm On Feb 21, 2013
jokes!!!
Fabricated story..!
If you know the op well,u'll know that's what it is.
RomanceRe: Man Sells Kidney To Buy Engagement-Ring, Gets Dumped by slimyem: 5:51pm On Feb 21, 2013
What a foolish person that man must be..undecided
FoodRe: P**ss*y Pure Water- Will You Drink? by slimyem: 11:23am On Feb 21, 2013
shockedshocked
Of all the names to give a brand,this is what they come up with? huh
The person behind this idea must be a m0ron!!
Nonsense upon ingredients.


Errm,will I buy and drink it?
Yes,if i'm desperately thirsty!!
Mtcheeeewundecided

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