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Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Meets President Tinubu In Paris (Picture) by SmartyPants(m): 11:40am On Jun 24, 2023
JasonScoolari:
Smarty-pants with dull brain.... Which part of my comment has anything related to tribal slurs? Or you just wanna be silly.
Lol but Jason where did I say your comment had any tribal slurs? You sef why you dey sound like a dull fella?

I merely made a general admonishment to the generality of Nigerians particularly those of Yoruba and Igbo descent, who love to play the tribal game on nairaland, using your comment as a platform.

That's all my dear.

Be that as it may, you are also suffering from short term memory loss of some kind, since your message did in fact contain this:

As he no fit speak for the event, make Agbado miscreants use dis wan hold body
Agbado miscreants is obviously a subtle tribal slur. I expect you to own up to your misdeeds and repent not thrash about fighting the air.
Politics › Re: NMDPRA Licenses Eterna, Emadeb To Begin Petrol Importation From July by SmartyPants(m): 11:08am On Jun 24, 2023
ogmask:
Why should Dangote refinery import fuel when the raw material, crude, for the Dangote refinery is right here in Nigeria? I hope this is not another scam loading sha? I don't get it.
Its called a free market. You want to refine, go ahead. You want to import, go ahead. You want to do both, go ahead.

He is using his money and his investors funds. So why not?
Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Meets President Tinubu In Paris (Picture) by SmartyPants(m): 11:05am On Jun 24, 2023
JasonScoolari:
Lol, or Tinubu was on his feet to greet her. grin

From his facial expression, you could see that Bulaba is really excited to have a hand shake with NOI.

As he no fit speak for the event, make Agbado miscreants use dis wan hold body. grin
If anything it should tell you guys to put aside your tribal swords.

At the upper class they dont fight such battles.
Travel › Re: Jay Bloom Turned Down Seats On Titan Voyage by SmartyPants(m): 11:57pm On Jun 23, 2023
Edusouls:
bro I think one underwater sea beast compromised that machine, it’s been diving before this ain’t the first time guy, how it imploded or when it happened is what the us navy is trying to find out, remains a mystery
It could be but there are so many possibilities. Every machine can fail
Travel › Re: Jay Bloom Turned Down Seats On Titan Voyage by SmartyPants(m): 10:18pm On Jun 23, 2023
Westerhoffe:
angry
The son's friend is very much intelligent than those who launched the expedition.

Imagine if it was truly a giant squid or octopus that grabbed the Titan, squeezing it and taking it away for real? undecided

Because until now, both the passengers and the Titan are nowhere to be found.
Mister man try to read more. Debris has been fou d but in the ocean finding all of it would be next to impossible due to currents moving things around.

Secondly a giant cant take something of that size away the danger would have been that something could compromise some part of the body and caise a leakage, not literally carry it away
TV/Movies › Re: Netflix Rewards Ikorodu Bois For 'Extraction 2' Trailer Remake (Video, Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 9:51pm On Jun 23, 2023
decatalyst:
This is beautiful.

Oyinbo sabi appreciate and encourage efforts and talents.

An average black man is preoccupied with envy, talk down, unhealthy competition, and hate. undecided
That's what you're doing right now. Engaging in negativity when all you had to do was applaud and rest.
Food › Re: Check How Much My Mother Used To Buy Garri And How Much I'm Buying Now by SmartyPants(m): 7:59pm On Jun 23, 2023
ahnie:
Lemmi check your claims.
Won't be nice if you were joking. There are people going through such situations for real.
Romance › Re: Men Should Stop Collecting Back Gift They Already Gave To A Lady by SmartyPants(m): 2:33pm On Jun 23, 2023
Jennyclay:
Biko, men should stop this sick attitude. How can you buy a gift for a lady, then any misunderstanding or break-up between you two, you go back and collect the gift back from her undecided. That's a stupid attitude biko you men should stop it. Even kids don't behave like that.

Henceforth, if any man wants to get me a gift, wether iPhone, hair, car, house etc.. the receipt must contain my name and my signature. so that incase of tomorrow he wants to show his stupid and sick character I will quickly sue him to court for stealing and assault. Because he's forcefully trying to steal what belongs to me. The receipts has stated it all and it would be my evidence.

If the receipts doesn't contain my name, Biko just keep your useless gift to yourself.

Shame on all men that collect back gifts he already given to a lady. Shame!!! Shame!!! Shame!!!
Yes, shame on them. But does your shame remove a kobo from their accounts? Or will it make the university they attended rescind their degrees?

Okay maybe I'm not getting the point - what is the essence of your shame?
Politics › Re: Tribunal: Hitler Nwala Claims INEC Erased Presidential Election Results by SmartyPants(m): 10:22am On Jun 23, 2023
cowboyT:
YES SIR, YOUR LORDSHIP.
But pls, what is the exact "certain quantity" IN relation to the subject of discussion.
Central limit theory states a minimum of 30 is sufficient for any large population but the larger the sample, the more accurate the observation. At least 5% is best practice.
Politics › Re: Tribunal: Hitler Nwala Claims INEC Erased Presidential Election Results by SmartyPants(m): 9:40am On Jun 23, 2023
cowboyT:
Do you even know what sampling means?
I'm not sure if the need arises, you can confidently defend whatever certificate you have.
Be quiet there. A sample must be of a certain quantity in order to safely represent the population.

You know nothing.
Programming › Re: Tech Writers Wanted by SmartyPants(op): 10:56pm On Jun 22, 2023
Ennyola009 just using this thread to send you this message. I don't have access to the email I used in creating this nairaland account, but you can reach me at techhire11@gmail.com.
Food › Re: Prices Of Bread, Paste May Crash As FG Releases Four New Varieties Of Wheat by SmartyPants(m): 8:32pm On Jun 22, 2023
Racoon:
What sort of stupid propaganda is this? How does introduction of a new variant of wheat affects the cost of production, equlibrate market forces? Does the government took cognisance that some persons may be allergic to wheat?

Cut the cost the cost of governance, liberate the market, enable SMEs to thrive, increase minimum wage among many critical issues that will make life easy for the common man, they said no.
Lol.

High-yield means with a little quantity you can produce more. Meaning, it costs the farmers less to produce the same cquntity since they're using fewer seeds.

Kinda simple so don't know why you're struggling to get it.
Politics › Re: Tribunal: Hitler Nwala Claims INEC Erased Presidential Election Results by SmartyPants(m): 7:35pm On Jun 22, 2023
iSense247:
My question here is; if Nwala wants to analyzed all the 3,263 BVAS devices, would INEC cooperate with him? If INEC will cooperate, will there be enough time for Nwala to analyze all BVAS devices?

It is a shame that INEC does not know the essence of sampling in statistical analysis. This is a mediocre umpire that needs to be overhauled completely from head to toe.
10 out of 3 thousand is not a sufficient sample size anywhere. You might as well have picked 3
Politics › Re: Ministerial Slots: Tinubu May Dump Ex-govs, Prefers Technocrats — Source by SmartyPants(m): 2:00pm On Jun 22, 2023
abibox02:
Good idea if it will move our country forward. But, mind you, I forgot the president of a country that majority of his cabinet were university professors, yet his administration failed to achieve success
Professors are not usually useful in business or governance.

They say A students (professors)

Work for C students (hustlers)

And are managed by B students (technocrats and professionals)
Politics › Re: RMAFC Denies Salary Increase For Tinubu, Govs, Others by SmartyPants(m): 9:28am On Jun 22, 2023
Dreal1247:
They want to make it as secretly as possible.
How can it be secret? It must come as a bill which will be gazetted and the gazette is open to the public.

Journalists regularly access the gazette. So how?

Just read the story and take it as it is.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: UN Peace Corps Celebrates Outgoing Service Chiefs by SmartyPants(m): 3:36pm On Jun 21, 2023
Dreal1247:
I think U N is part of the Nigerian problems. Let them secretly interact with the low ranking officers in the system, you will understand why they were celebrating the exit of the helmsman.
When were the low-ranking officers celebrating their exit? Hope you're not mixing things up with the story of officers celebrating the exit of the IGP?
Politics › Re: Southern Kaduna Celebrates The Appointment Of Musa As Chief Of Defence Staff by SmartyPants(m): 11:52am On Jun 21, 2023
ednut1:
Nigerians never learn: it wont stop the killings
There is a very high chance that it will brcause all that is needed is the political will.

The CAS, Lagbaja, also has significant operational experience in the Kaduna theatre and is credited for leading operations to secure the Kaduna - Abuja road.

So taken together, there will likely be major operations in Kaduna.
Politics › Re: How Big Is The Position Of Nigeria's National Security Adviser? by SmartyPants(m):
DaveHarry:
Is the NSA position number one security position in Nigeria. How really big is the NSA compared with other military chiefs? Make I learn this one
He is an adviser. The power of his position depends on the strength of his relationship with the president.
Politics › Re: Sowore Releases Details Of Campaign Expenses, Asks Others To Emulate Him by SmartyPants(m): 9:53am On Jun 21, 2023
Sowore is my guy but to be honest this presidential candidate thing doesnt suit him.

Soldiers should stay in the trenches
Forum Games › Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by SmartyPants(m):
Doubleoh7:
Probably be the gorilla, but as its coming out, it's heading straight to ICU cos that bear will greatly mess it up. Lions are really not as strong as lionesses so it's not even a strong contender there
Dont know where you heard that. Lions are much stronger than lionesses
Politics › Re: My Report Was Downloaded Online: LP Witness Insists No Glitch On 25/2/23 by SmartyPants(m):
So the expert witness is an lp member who has sued INEC before. That's a dent to her credibility.
Politics › Re: Profile Of Chief Of Defence Staff, Maj-Gen Christopher Gwabin Musa by SmartyPants(m): 10:36pm On Jun 19, 2023
Romanus123:
This nairaland coordinator must be an APC Man. Why must you used religion to describe the appointment?
You dont seem to understand current affairs in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Profile Of Chief Of Defence Staff, Maj-Gen Christopher Gwabin Musa by SmartyPants(m): 10:35pm On Jun 19, 2023
Tofax:
The North seems to have 11 appointees, the South West has 9 appointees, and South East 1, and South-South 1. That is fairness and equity?
Why did you group the north as 1 then divided the south into 3?

Is that fairness and equity?
Politics › Re: Profile Of DIG Egbetokun Olukayode Adeolu, Acting Inspector General Of Police by SmartyPants(m): 8:56pm On Jun 19, 2023
NzogbuNzogbu:
Na nepotism just make tinubu supporters dey find am since nothing more

I hope the north that is keeping quite should take note that it's Yoruba presidency not that tomorrow they would be saying that's how south did too

As if Niger Delta or SE is benefitting
Security in a country like Nigeria is the one area where nepotism is understandable.

When you look at the history of military coups you will understand that in a fractured nation like ours, you keep your loyalists in the most powerful positions.
Politics › Re: 'Peter Obi Go Last 8 Years For Court' - Comedian Akpororo (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 5:54pm On Jun 19, 2023
He was mocking the Nigerian system. But then he is a comedian and not to be taken serious.

Next.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Receives United States Ass. Secretary Of State, Geoffrey Praytt by SmartyPants(m): 4:37pm On Jun 19, 2023
SpartaOfLagos:
No big deal

This same people will still visit if it Peter Obi or Atiku abubakar w the president .
You are still fixated on the issue of foreign approval when it is obvious this visit has nothing to do with that.

What you should be asking is why an envoy with an energy portfolio is visiting Nigeria at this time.
Politics › Re: Over 70m Nigerians Extremely Poor – World Poverty Clock by SmartyPants(m): 2:49pm On Jun 19, 2023
CartelKenneth:
The 828million is from worldwide
Mumu
https://worldpoverty.io/headline

Check and extract the place that mentions 838 million "from worldwide".
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Removal: Anxiety As FG, Labour Meet Today by SmartyPants(m): 2:08pm On Jun 19, 2023
Lutherblaq:
I've observed that this admistration are not making any move to help the cost of living in this country, but if you criticize them some people will come and bully you, insult your generation.. But i'll keep on saying the plain truth, cos i don't give a damn about their insults and bullies.

If this govt want to help us the should have set free buses for us after they remove the subsidy but no the keep on looking like the don't know what to do.sad
Where is the money to buy and operate free buses coming from? Just want to understand
Politics › Re: Husband’s Comment: I Never Compromised My Office - Rtd Justice Bulkachuwa by SmartyPants(m):
This matter is simple. Who are those in the senate that appeared before her?

Its also exagerrated because Court of Appeal justices do not preside over cases alone. Theres alwaýs a panel.

In this life we must marry reasonable people sha. Imagine your entire life's work undone by a single statement
Politics › Re: Over 70m Nigerians Extremely Poor – World Poverty Clock by SmartyPants(m): 10:14am On Jun 19, 2023
In other words, about 828 million people will wake up every day having no idea when or where their next meal will come from, and many will go to bed that day without eating anything. This is according to a 2021 UN report. The UN further states that of these 828 million people, 25,000 will die today, including more than 10,000 children.
He kept mentioning 828 million poor people...828 million where??
Politics › Re: As A Southern Ethnic Minority, This Is My Problem With Igbo And Yoruba by SmartyPants(m): 11:12pm On Jun 18, 2023
Fortruth:
First of all what makes them "dominant"... is it population because FULANI that are minority are actually dominant over everyone, including your Isokoland....

Secondly, have you asked yourself why folks with different value system continue to be in the same country day in day out, a country they nor their fathers NEVER put together...

Have you asked yourself why una no support Easterners go in 1967..... and how things may have been better for everyone by now....?

Yet I saw you guys watching Champions league final, teams that come from nations that are united by culture, tongue, VALUE SYSTEM.....

Black people shaaa... which way?
Wrong on this count. Our forefathers had several tremendous opportunities to dissolve Nigeria if they so wished.

If we look at the history of it, it was North that first wanted out of the union and then West - the East came around to the idea after pogroms of 1966 and the failure of the Aburi accords.

But in the intervening period of time, Nnamdi Azikiwe was the crucial figure that ensured Nigeria did not disintegrate.
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Is My Favourite Nigerian Artiste, He Inspires Me – Osimhen (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 9:46pm On Jun 18, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Plz I heard that in the Super Eagles match against Sierra Leone,
SW players did NOT contribute Anything to the match.🤨

That the Igbos were Spectacular throughout.

IS IT True? 🤔😄
The way you major tribes constantly pretend as if Nigeria has been reduced to Yoruba Igbo and Hausa needs to be studied.

The only reasonable players today were Osimhen and Bright Osayi Samuel, funnily as I was typing this I realized that the Bright guy too is an Edo lad.

Iheanacho tried but I will give more credit for his goal to Zaidu who to me was terrible throughout minus at that moment.

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