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Programming › Re: Why Do Self Taught Programmers Over Exaggerate by SmartyPants(m): 10:14am On Jun 28, 2020
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Celebrities › Re: Chris Hemsworth, Netflix React To Ikorodu Bois "Extraction" Movie Remake by SmartyPants(m): 3:06pm On Jun 25, 2020
As some foolish nigerians continue to embarass us, every day many others are making us proud.

Nigerians are simply gifted. Imagine what these boys may pull off with some professional training and a good budget.
Forum Games › Re: Solve This If You Can by SmartyPants(m): 2:45pm On Jun 24, 2020
Decibel:
There are four cones, and human is 5. 4x+5=13.
X=2
2x=4. You're right
So many details!
Forum Games › Re: Solve This If You Can by SmartyPants(m): 2:39pm On Jun 24, 2020
Decibel:
Snickers =10
Human=5
Ice cream =4
10+(human +2 ice-cream) *iceream =??
Apply BODMAS
Answer =62
The cone is 3 not 4. I didn't notice the last guy holding two cones.

43 then
Forum Games › Re: Solve This If You Can by SmartyPants(m): 2:18pm On Jun 24, 2020
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Education › Re: Eton College Apologises To Dilibe Onyeama For Racism. by SmartyPants(m): 12:03am On Jun 24, 2020
zeusdgrt:
And he didn't refute it.
lol. You people make me laugh...The reporter wrote it in his report not that he put it to him face to face...

Nigerians.
Education › Re: Eton College Apologises To Dilibe Onyeama For Racism. by SmartyPants(m): 9:48pm On Jun 23, 2020
Emmanuelcann:
Nope. To the contrary the implication is that some Igbos originated from Ibibio!
Whether Peter came from Paul or Paul came from Peter, the conclusion is that there was a coning from some common ground.
Education › Re: Eton College Apologises To Dilibe Onyeama For Racism. by SmartyPants(m): 7:24pm On Jun 23, 2020
zeusdgrt:
Oga professor when dey in charge say the man is the first,u wen dey here dey argue ontop keyboard for school wen u never smell grin
He never said that. The reporter did ppp
Education › Re: Eton College Apologises To Dilibe Onyeama For Racism. by SmartyPants(m): 7:19pm On Jun 23, 2020
oyatz:
Very wrong sir.

Arochukwu, Bende and most parts of Ngwaland were formerly Ibiobio.

Ibiobio didn't originate from Igbo rather many Igbos today originated from Ibiobio.
So last last he us still right in saying you are one.
Education › Re: Eton College Apologises To Dilibe Onyeama For Racism. by SmartyPants(m): 7:17pm On Jun 23, 2020
koning:
The headmaster of Eton College has told the BBC he is "appalled" by the racism experienced by the first black person to complete his studies at the prestigious British public school.


Go and argue with the Headmaster of Eton College. He is the person in the best position to tell us who was "The first".
Can't you see those are the words of the journalist?
Romance › Re: My Girl Hacked My Phone, Threatening To Release My Chats And Private Pictures by SmartyPants(m): 8:51am On Jun 23, 2020
TGM2015:
So you will acuse her she leak it, she said she did not. And you believe with that she can be jail or taken by the law? No, it doesn't work that way except you want to hi illegal way.

Yes, it the pictures is released, she can only be a prime suspect. She can only be interrogated and investigated, she can only be prosecuted only if you find evidence against her during the investigation and interrogation. So, the task of evidence to nail her rest on you as she will be a defendant, to defend herself and proof that that the evidence you got is invalid.
My brother did you go to school to study law? Obviously not. So please na beg I dey beg you, do not argue with me!

In law when you are found with enough evidence merely to indicate that you could commit a crime the burden of proving your innocence shifts to you. For example, you are found with a chisel and hammer which could be used for breaking into a home, that is enough for a police man to arrest and detain you, and the burden of proving that you had other legitimate uses for the tools is on you.

Now the next thing to consider will be the standard of proof. In a civil matter such as these, the standard will be the balance of probabilities. Which basically leaves it to the judge to determine who is likely lying.

And finally you should know that the lady has already committed a crime so if reported today, she can be charged with a number of offences or alternatively sued.

Even the mere act of threatening to release the images is already an offence.
Romance › Re: My Girl Hacked My Phone, Threatening To Release My Chats And Private Pictures by SmartyPants(m): 7:26am On Jun 23, 2020
TGM2015:
Settle with her. How come you are bent in deceiving ladies and girls? She must have witnessed or had experience of guys like you and determined to be teaching guys like you a good lesson that you will never forget in your lifetime.

Let me tell, if she the type of girl I described above and smart, even if you involve the police to recover your accounts and made her to sign undertaking, those pictures of yours will find a way into the social media space. You will be left to prove that she was the one that release it, if you take this route bet me she will defend it and make you paid for false accusations because you would be able to trace the release to her. If she is intelligent enough to hack your accounts, she should be intelligent enough to protect/manipulate how it will get to Internet.

Do not be deceived that pictures of yours must have been back up to at least 2 different online storage.
That's not how it works sir. Signing that undertaken means that if the pictures are leaked she actually becomes the one to prove she did not leak them.
Politics › Re: Armed Men Break Into Nigerian High Commission In Ghana, Demolish Apartments by SmartyPants(m): 9:43am On Jun 21, 2020
walenack:
I get tired of Nigerians and Nairalanders, everybody has something to say, we don’t need to react to everything but NO everybody wants to be relevant even dumbf**ks think they have opinions,
Did you not read that the lease agreement had expired and contract was breached but NO everybody wants to type.
We need to get hold of our emotions and focus on ourselves.
No, the issue is that a businessman claims to be the legitimate owner of the land.
Politics › Re: Armed Men Break Into Nigerian High Commission In Ghana, Demolish Apartments by SmartyPants(m): 9:41am On Jun 21, 2020
thesicilian:
Before you people start shouting act of war, breach of international diplomacy, blah blah blah... Have you asked yourselves who might be responsible? What if it was your fellow Nigerians that did it?!
Sir please read the write up.
Sports › Re: Pogba's Volleyed Pass To Rashford: Fans Go Wild On Social Media by SmartyPants(m): 7:31pm On Jun 20, 2020
abdsamad:
Oh really! It's in my own mind that Pogba is a talented but wildly inconsistent player.

Ok o. I guess I'll just leave it there so we'll not just keep going in circles
Wildly inconsistent indeed. Of course it is your own mind.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNG2IRm4CYQ
Sports › Re: Pogba's Volleyed Pass To Rashford: Fans Go Wild On Social Media by SmartyPants(m): 5:46pm On Jun 20, 2020
abdsamad:
You missed the consistency part.

I wasn't captivated simply by the player's pass on one occasion but by his ability to read the play and make those passes with shocking consistency and accuracy, over and over again.

The skill in question is only really noteworthy when you demonstrate a mastery of it. One time isn't a demonstration of mastery and it certainly doesn't require a parade, especially from a player that flip flops consistently
So in your own mind Pogba doesn't do this consistently?

He is even greater than Scholes in the sense that he uses even his left foot to make these passes.
Sports › Re: Pogba's Volleyed Pass To Rashford: Fans Go Wild On Social Media by SmartyPants(m): 4:08pm On Jun 20, 2020
Angelfrost:
Chief, I merely responded to a comment...

Paul Pogba is an exceptional player in his own right, and that pass in question was pure class!!! No one can detract from that.

However, this is football banter! Comparison of players in the same position will always prevail... This is not something new or strange, except you don't read social media discussions on football and footballers.
Fair enough.
Sports › Re: Pogba's Volleyed Pass To Rashford: Fans Go Wild On Social Media by SmartyPants(m): 3:56pm On Jun 20, 2020
Angelfrost:
Without argument... In every area: Passing, shooting, open play, breaking up defence, holding up play, etc...

KDB is just far more hardworking!!!
You guys are funny people.

Okay let me first ask, what brought KDB into this?

Is it impossible to acknowledge one world class player without turning it into a comparison?
Sports › Re: Pogba's Volleyed Pass To Rashford: Fans Go Wild On Social Media by SmartyPants(m): 3:55pm On Jun 20, 2020
abdsamad:
E ma gba mi o.
All this indomie generation people o.

Even though i don't follow football so keenly, when i watched the video just now I was like... Wait, isn't that what Giggs or whomever used to do consistently in the same manU a few years back.
I dunno if that's correct but i remember i used to be wowed by a particular midfielders ability to locate his forward almost to the point that it seemed there was a magnet involved
Why are you talking out of both sides of your mouth?

In one part criticizing people for being wowed by the pass and in the other admitting that you used to be wowed by a particular player (Scholes) who used to do those. Simply meaning it is wow-worthy.
Politics › Re: Folajimi Lai-Mohammed Harassed By Police At Oba Abdulwasiu Lawal Event by SmartyPants(m): 11:55am On Jun 20, 2020
Amotolongbo:
What is happening to this one?

He seemed so popular to himself and would have exhibited an unruly behavior to the police.

What about the Yoruba poet your father used the police to harass and arrest, Rotimi Jolayemi, spending 45days in detention, is the slight police harassment as much as the man?
I can't imagine why you expect the man to answer for his father's wrongs.
Sports › Re: Garba Lawal: Victor Osimhen’s €60m Price Tag Outrageous by SmartyPants(m): 7:16pm On Jun 19, 2020
Garba Lawal is out of touch with football
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Branded Most Selfish Footballer After Not Taking Penalty In Napoli Game by SmartyPants(m): 5:57pm On Jun 18, 2020
izzyboi:
You can't please everyone. People like that should simply be ignored
If he had taken the first or second penalty, then Dybala and Danilo lost theirs eventually, people would still talk


He lost his last penalty and was probably not confident enough.
Also the last penalty is very decisive too because of tensions


Another thing people forget is teams don't just go out there and do whatever they like. Something must have happened in the training or maybe the coach's instructions


PS; All this is not a defense for Ronaldo. Juve and Cr7 were lacklustre yesterday.

To me, Sarri is clueless!
Ronaldo lost confidence?

Cristiano Ronaldo? You do not seem to know who you are talking about. The Ronaldo we know if he loses a penalty he will demand to take the next one to prove himself.
Sports › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Footballers In Premier League History by SmartyPants(m): 5:05pm On Jun 16, 2020
Pacesetter123:
grin grin grin
If you think so bro,no prob at all..oo.At least,both of us all come in Peace.Stay safe n see u again here starting from tomorrow as hostility begins in EPL.
I am a member of de Blues family. N u?
Man utd my guy smiley May your team lose miserably grin
Sports › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Footballers In Premier League History by SmartyPants(m): 1:49pm On Jun 16, 2020
Pacesetter123:
Yes,but Martin's performance did not match Osaze's.
Come to think of it.......Osaze spent abt de same periods as Martin's in EPL just as u rightly said.But Osaze was used 129 times while Martin was used only 96 times(EPL appearance).Dat shows u how good n reliable he was as compared to Obagoal.Osaze scored a total of 36 Epl goals while Martin scored 26.He was voted player of de months for 3 consecutive seasons while Martin never had any.De only individual award martins had was de goal of de year award.
I still remember dat goal wen he made a swift turn in between two Burnley defenders n scores.
Now, looking at de brief individuals stats I av just given,if u wer de OP,will Martin had made ur list of Nigeria's top 10 EPL players of all time at de expense of Osaze?Be sincere with ur answers.
No, he would have made my list at the expense of Ameobi. That is the point.

In bringing Odemwingei up, I am trying to demonstrate that longevity in the league ought not to be a factor. You used longevity to judge and that is clearly not an important metric otherwise Odemwingie wouldn't be there either.

There is no question Martins left far more of a mark on the premier league than Shola Ameobi who was never a respected player.
Sports › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Footballers In Premier League History by SmartyPants(m): 12:09pm On Jun 16, 2020
Pacesetter123:
Ok,on a lighter note,he is a longer serving EPL player than obagoal.Its not easy to last long like that in EPL n still relevant to ur club.Ask Do Maria how it is.
Then the list is not consistent because Martins was in the Premier league for about the same period of time as Odemwingie.
Sports › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Footballers In Premier League History by SmartyPants(m): 10:57am On Jun 16, 2020
Pacesetter123:
Have you compared his performance with dat of Amoebi first before saying this?
Please inform me of the metric in which Ameobi ever outperformed Martins.
Sports › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Footballers In Premier League History by SmartyPants(m): 8:22pm On Jun 15, 2020
No Obafemi Martins but they put Shola Ameobi.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Punishment The Bible Prescribes For Rape by SmartyPants(m): 11:10am On Jun 14, 2020
alBHAGDADI:
Deutoronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her , he may not put her away all his days.

This third case is consensual sex because they were found, not that she cried out for help. It is similar to a guy and a lady dating and having sex in secret to avoid the judgement of a sane society. If they are found, the man must married the lady whom he met a virgin. He must pay her bride price and must never divorce her. What if she wasn't a virgin? That case is fornication.
Friend, that is obviously the wrong interpretation of that scripture.

Lay hold in English always implies the application of force. There is absolutely no mention of any consent.

To lay hold is literally to place a strong grip. This verse is talking about rape and it is obvious, for how could a man humble a woman with whom he had consensual sex?

Be guided sir.
Crime › Re: Nigeria, U.S. Fight For Hushpuppi’s Custody From UAE — Premium Times by SmartyPants(m): 2:01pm On Jun 13, 2020
Nigeria should go and sit down. Hushpuppies whereabouts have been fully in the public domain so if they really wanted him they should have sought extradition since. That is exactly what the Americans are doing.
Crime › Re: Court Frees Girl Accused Of Murdering 51-year-old Man Who Attempted To Rape Her by SmartyPants(m): 10:19pm On Jun 11, 2020
Benjaminbassey1:
so as you who after eating from ur mother's pot sit and post this trash, thinking ur insulting me, i knw ur doing this to impress those lazy women like you, u need deliverance, shithole like you
lol. You need sense.
Education › Re: Aerial And Ground Pictures Of The University Of Ghana by SmartyPants(m): 10:19pm On Jun 11, 2020
wizzzmike:
my guy that dude was lying I've to stop him. I see all positive stuff and it feels some other countries see the good things we're doing.
I spent a week at UG and I was thoroughly impressed. Although the South Africans in the group were less impressed lol. I also went down to Cape coast and Mann that was another beauty.

Your president gave a speech at the event and impressed us all even further when he fluently switched from English to French and then to Portuguese.

Ghana is blessed.
Education › Re: Aerial And Ground Pictures Of The University Of Ghana by SmartyPants(m): 8:00pm On Jun 11, 2020
peeps4u:
Most of you joining the bandwagon. If the first few posters had rubbished this university, many of you would do same.

These are mostly drone pictures and what I see can't even stand with OAU in comparison. Oau beats this school in buildings. The environment and flowers aren't even as beautiful as OAU.
OAU is the only one that can compare in terms of design but even then Legon simply stands out... The structures are not only beautiful but modern and well-maintained.

The hotels are rented out as guest houses in the summer... That should tell you something.

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