₦airaland Forum

redbeans:
Oga mi.. We've been paired together again; this time by UEFA. Wish me luck

Well I wish you luck but she will most likely defeat you anyway I am waiting for the scores

By the Power vested on me as the Amayanabo of the Universe, I declare you fit and ready for marriage...

demiladegold:
lol... unfortunately I don't know him from adam

hey... Been searching for you

It's very possible that in our subconscious minds, there is an assumption or expectation that women should be more good looking than men, however, in reality, it's not always the case...

Happy birthday dear

Congrats Op don't mind those folks adding smelling to their monikers

The heart of man dick is desperately wicked

Billyonaire:
SS and SE are Biafrans. Do not attempt to divide SS and SE. We are one people from the same Ancestors.

the are not bro and they cant be part of Biafra, its for the good of both parties to rather remain as friendly neighbors..

bigsmoke2:
What Igbos dont realize is that ojukwu was able to take south south with them the last because he had military control over all the whole region which was then known all together as the eastern region .now they have an identity as the people of south south and they will not enslave themselves to the ibos when they have most of the oil and all the coastline in the region two of which are very key for revenue

True talk bro

Davidgrey:
[color=#000050] Still waiting for that invitation card. [/color]

no problem bro... Honestly, I didn't know you were still on this platform with this Moniker good to know you are still around..

God .... How did you create some

Ginaz:
And some where out there a wife tells her husband


*oh baby, fu***k me like a slut*
*right there, f***k it hard, ya, there go on*
*suck my tits....are you mad? I said suck it*
*i want you to jam me in the pu**sy*
*bang it you fool, I said bang it.***

And husband will be busy saying

*ya baby, I'm a fool for you*
*i am gonna f***k your brains out*
*im banging, I'm coming ya baby I like you dirty*
*say some shiirt to me, say some shiiiit*
*you old lay, f***king old baby*

O.p you're old school, nothing is dirty to say to your wife when both of you are mating and in heat cos she's your wife

Free yourself and enjoy the moment. Sometimes be rough, sometimes be soft and that makes a sweet love life. Apologize to your wife cos she tired to make some changes instead of lying down like a bag of beans.

O.p be like a comado if she says f**ck, say holy shiiit.

exactly, I perfectly agree with you... I was wondering.... What is wrong with my girl/wife telling me to Bleep her or even tear her pussy

[quote author=MrCork post=57166527][/quote]true... There is an adage that goes this way... " when a man buys a pant for a woman, he would want to know if the pant looks good on her

ELECTCHIBU:
Arewa Republic ofcourse

hahhaahahahhahahhaha

Berbierklaus:
You could have at least told me back door,anyways happy birthday in arrears on nairaland.

Keep growing

Lol... Thanks dear...

You need to change such friends with such mindset

XINZ:
I would write it over and over to show just how blessed i feel to have met you.

You and a select few have made my sojourn here worth every byte of bandwidth expended. Thanks a whole lot, sir.

Much thanks too my brother...

Mznaett:
Anytime soon...

ok o

XINZ:
I cant scroll past without scripting something. Better late than never, right?

My dear friend, ever worthy, ever true. It's not everyday we get to come accross people who imprint on us a lasting impression worthy of emulation. Its not everyday we get the rare opportunity to celebrate special people who in their own way have left indellible marks on the sands of the binary world.

I am one amongst many who have benefitted more from you in diverse terms than i may be abe to repay. A hearty cheer or a good-will wish here and there may not cut it but a pledge to seal a great bond of friendship is worth more to one with such a philosophical outlook to life.


You are Appreciated


Happy Belated Birthday, Sir.

Cc: smellinganus

with this Great piece you wrote, even if you had written it a month after my birthday, it wouldn't have been regarded as late... Honestly, I had to re-check to be sure that you didn't open a new birthday thread for me... One of my Greatest Joy amongst others is the fact that you have gotten along very well with our Trapqueen77, I tell you , you guys are a match made in heaven... I still want to affirm again the title I know and honour you with... As long as I am concerned... You are " THE LAST DON"... God don Bless you and nobody fit curse you at all... We can't fight and win whom God has blessed like you... My Maximum respect to the PLURIMIS (21 Gun shots for Them)

Smellymouth:
So sorry it's coming late bro.

Happy birthday Smellinganus..

May every day of your life be blessed with rays of
hope, joy, love, and sunshine.

May Allah bless you with a healthy and happy life. May your All wishes come true. These are my honest prayers to Allah on your birthday. Happy Birthday twinnie..

Nor vex baba. Ramadan fasting nor allow me dey see road since. Lol.

I hope your day was funfilled. Alhamdulillahi..

Amin...... Much thanks my brother ... the prayers are not late... Very important prayers.... Thank you so much....

Mznaett:
*Chuckles*

Ok ok ok... Anytime soon

Btw,where exactly do you reside?

will rather be more specific of nairaland.. mznaett

Mznaett:
Yea,Akwa Ibom State...
What's the person's moniker?

mznaett when will you be back?

Mznaett:
Suspect ke?

Presently in AKS but Ozuboko is my home

by Aks you mean AkwaIbom State? Wow... Nice... I have a neighbor here on nairaland...

TrapQueen77:


Aaww...most of my padi are igbo..but i wud love introduce to u my dear friend SmellingAnus...he is not an igbo but i dont think he's yoruba guy either..but if ur open for friendship regardless of his tribe, definitely Peter is the right answer

hahhahah funny Boo... having a woman is not the most pressing need boo... They are all over , infact the bigger problem is who to pick

Mznaett:


Abuloma

yea you are a suspect... So you live around there or where in Ph

Laveda:
Happy birthday in arrears dear. sorry I missed it, was quite busy

Hope it was lit?

thanks dear... It was good...

omoharry:
the rest of Nigerians cannot remain with the north especially the core north..they are not the kind of people that people would want to live with if given the opportunity..they are too blood thirsty and mentally lazy..not willing to accept progressive policy..but would rather dwell in their medieval and oppressive religious laws which only applies only to the poor and for the rich..they allow that to determine how they live..we are tire of the core north..their wahala is too much...the a north is the reason Biafra want out of Nigeria..nothing more.

I agree with you, that's why my topics says at least five countries will exist if Nigeria is divided.... Biafra will go there way, North Central will go there way even the South-South will go there way

TrapQueen77:



Thank u Nwaamaikpe...

Likewise, i wanna greet all my handsome men a Happy New Month

Xinz ....get well soon Papi
SmellingAnus ...hows d party lastnyt boo?
Kennyid17 & Lefulefu my great and sexy padis
and to my PLURIMI FAMILY ONE LOVE
also to BABA with beautiful eyes u know who u are muchos besos

And to all the Slay KINGS of NL

Boo happy beautiful Month to you...

Jarizod:
hbd brother..More life

thanks bro.... Well appreciared

ELECTCHIBU:
In all of them, which wil be d poores nd d richest

hahahahha not really sure... Who do you think will be the poorest and richest