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Romance › Re: Share Your BREAK-UP Experience Here For Others To Learn by SmellingAnus(m): 12:54pm On Jul 11, 2017
Beey:
yes.Seriously? Really? shocked
Lol... then you no dey frequent here like that if not you for don know me.... Anyway go through my threads and compare am with my username grin
Romance › Re: What's The Most Erotic/romantic Seasonal Movie That You Have Ever Watched by SmellingAnus(m): 12:51pm On Jul 11, 2017
kuuljay:
the number of Christmas chickens wet you don chow no be here grin grin grin
Lol.... You Sabi every grin
Romance › Re: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:50pm On Jul 11, 2017
Oyindidi:
Me, as in I feel something is wrong with me. cry I don't even think about it not to talk of feel like doing it.
some girls are like that, I have met someone like you, maybe even worse than you... Apart from the fact that she doesn't have the urge, she has never reached orgasm in her life before... But I guess with time it may be corrected...
Romance › Re: What's The Most Erotic/romantic Seasonal Movie That You Have Ever Watched by SmellingAnus(m): 3:25am On Jul 11, 2017
The very popular Indian Movie titled "Sunita" also known as "YEH VAADA RAHA" which when translated to English means "It is a Promise"...
Romance › Re: Share Your BREAK-UP Experience Here For Others To Learn by SmellingAnus(m): 2:43am On Jul 11, 2017
Beey:
Na waa for this your username.
Lol, na d first time you dey see this username for nairaland?
Romance › Re: Share Your BREAK-UP Experience Here For Others To Learn by SmellingAnus(m): 2:48pm On Jul 09, 2017
sinaj:
They dnt have the power tongue
hahahha nice one
Romance › Re: Share Your BREAK-UP Experience Here For Others To Learn by SmellingAnus(m): 11:28am On Jul 09, 2017
Heart break is a terrible experience, but op next time share yours first cool
Romance › Re: Share Your BREAK-UP Experience Here For Others To Learn by SmellingAnus(m):
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sinaj:
Came to read lies sha
I know that no one has broken your heart before right? tongue
Romance › Re: Signs That He Is Not Into You by SmellingAnus(m): 11:17am On Jul 09, 2017
2: well some introverts like myself will not feel comfortable revealing so much about myself at the early stages... There were some things I never revealed about myself even to my bestie but I revealed more than that on my diary when I was active in the diary section...

So it doesn't really mean he is not into you, he just feels it's too early for you to know much about him especially with regards to his past and maybe his present..

3. When I was much younger and impatient, I enjoyed setting up the next date in a hurry because I knew the end game I was looking for grin Lol... Now I am patient and not in a hurry to set up the next date, infact, it's better she sets up the next date herself , that way, I may understand better that the feeling is mutual and not me forcing myself on the babe

5. If I were to make a certain move to show my interest in any babe and she gives me a " don't disturb me signal"... Mennn I will hardly repeat such except in rare cases... So I may end up getting you more confused ...

I remember asking a chick out and she politely turned me down but much later she told me that she wanted to be with me when she told me about her issue with her current guy but instead of me to ask her out I advised her to stay in the relationship... Lol... Women... Although we later still had our time (relationship) but I still suggested to her to remain with her ex since she is still in love with him of which she was mad at me for suggesting that... Lol... At the end, it still worked out the way I suggested...

Lastly, you see, I have close friends that may never know about this but I am just comfortable writing it here because reading/writing/chatting is my hobby.. lol
Romance › Re: Wld U Still Marry Ur Lover If U Discovered A Wk To Ur Wedding Dey Cnt Hv Kids? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:34pm On Jul 08, 2017
Well, if it were before, I would have said I can't but remembering I once told an ex that even if she doesn't have kids for me when we are married , we will adopt and I will not have to put her through those pressures of having a child... I honestly meant it then lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:30pm On Jul 08, 2017
Oyindidi:
I'm here to learn. Having similar problem. Not even the least urge. I'm more like a guy lipsrsealed
Sis you mean he doesn't have the urge or you don't have the urge undecided
Sports › Re: 5 Surprising Benefits Of Playing Chess by SmellingAnus(m): 8:30am On Jul 08, 2017
vicfuntop:
There was just this part where a lady novice beat the two best world chess players simultaneously.
wow... Quite inspiring ... Anyway almost anything is possible in chess with the right attitude of preparation
Sports › Re: 5 Surprising Benefits Of Playing Chess by SmellingAnus(m): 1:31am On Jul 08, 2017
vicfuntop:
Have you read if tomorrow comes by Sidney sheldon
nope, but I will search for it and read it cos of you... What about it cool
Sports › Re: 5 Surprising Benefits Of Playing Chess by SmellingAnus(m): 7:45pm On Jul 07, 2017
vicfuntop:
I'll crush you and smellinganus simultaneously
Lol... I enjoy the way you are boasting... You sound sweet cool
Sports › Re: 5 Surprising Benefits Of Playing Chess by SmellingAnus(m): 7:44pm On Jul 07, 2017
vicfuntop:
Like what cheesy
Lol... I don't want to spoil you tongue
Sports › Re: 5 Surprising Benefits Of Playing Chess by SmellingAnus(m): 4:36pm On Jul 07, 2017
vicfuntop:
Oh pls, grin I am a natural. You wouldn't want a woman to beat you. Game on
Lol. i could let a woman beat me if i know beating her may spoil other stuffs for me grin
Sports › Re: 5 Surprising Benefits Of Playing Chess by SmellingAnus(m): 3:23pm On Jul 07, 2017
vicfuntop:
Even if I don't put much effort, I'll still whip you grin
hahahahhah i know your type, you will end up crying if i dont let you win once out of 10 games grin
Sports › Re: 5 Surprising Benefits Of Playing Chess by SmellingAnus(m): 2:03pm On Jul 07, 2017
vicfuntop:
I can beat up to level 8 of computer, so beating you should be easy. grin
Lol... I dont beat females but I don't mind beating you in chess tongue
Sports › Re: 5 Surprising Benefits Of Playing Chess by SmellingAnus(m): 2:00pm On Jul 07, 2017
kinkybunny:
I'm not sure anybody can beat me in chess.
if you think you can let me know


not bragging sha
Well I think I can beat you in chess cool
Sports › Re: 5 Surprising Benefits Of Playing Chess by SmellingAnus(m): 1:59pm On Jul 07, 2017
tintingz:
Who wanna play chess with me.? cool
Lol... I am ready for you
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Iamkashybaby by SmellingAnus(op): 7:46am On Jul 07, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Aaaww...tears in my eyes.. grin


Thank u for the wonderful msg u made kiss kiss I really appreciate all the effort & tho we talk less, dont ever think i already forgot u..its juz my job is eating most of my time cry

I will catch up with u soon..stay humble.


Cc SmellingAnus
Boo, you have been tattooed in my heart ... You have arrived at a destination in my heart called "unconditional love"... Thank you so much Boo especially for the month of May.... You are blessed and it is too late for it to be reversed kiss
Romance › Happy Birthday Iamkashybaby by SmellingAnus(op):
Happy birthday to my lovely best friend in whom I am well pleased... You have been the nearest thing to heaven that has happened to me... Every moment I spent with you here and off nairaland was like " a slice of heaven"... You are the most loyal and honest person I have come across on nairaland, thanks for also being there for me ... On this special day... I say to you ... Apostle Paul said... " I am what I am by the Grace of God"... My prayer for you is that may the Grace of God make you all that you ought to be in this Life.... Happy Birthday Honey...

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Romance › Re: (Endless Love Game) Make A Love Related Quote. The Last To Comment Is The Winner by SmellingAnus(op): 6:25pm On Jul 05, 2017
Never "fall in love" because it will be difficult for you to stand if something goes wrong but "step in love" and if things don't work out well, you can "step out of love"...
Romance › Re: (Endless Love Game) Make A Love Related Quote. The Last To Comment Is The Winner by SmellingAnus(op): 9:02pm On Jul 04, 2017
Davidgrey:
[color=#000050] The "who" interests me | Love has no "law" but ignorance gives it a constitution. [/color]
wow very true.. deep and very educating ...

Many men give love to have sex while many women give sex to have love which sometimes ends with a broken heart...
Romance › Re: (Endless Love Game) Make A Love Related Quote. The Last To Comment Is The Winner by SmellingAnus(op): 8:42pm On Jul 04, 2017
I use to think that love was just a fairy tale until I met you
Romance › Re: (Endless Love Game) Make A Love Related Quote. The Last To Comment Is The Winner by SmellingAnus(op): 6:21pm On Jul 04, 2017
You are of all men most miserable if the one you claim to love is actually in love with another person grin
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Ogorwyne by SmellingAnus(op): 7:29pm On Jul 03, 2017
ogorwyne:
Thanks a lot. Am most grateful smellinganus.
The Pleasure is mine
Romance › Happy Birthday Ogorwyne by SmellingAnus(op):
Happy birthday to a very peaceful and beautiful friend that means so much to me...

My Prayer for you : May today be the first day of the best days for the rest of your life in Jesus Name..
Amen...

Happy birthday dear...

Romance › Re: Lady Goes Braless In Pre-Wedding Photos With Her Man: See Reactions by SmellingAnus(m): 1:35pm On Jul 03, 2017
fastgyal:
She's getting married.
some of y'll that'd come to condemn her are still praying to get into a R/ship.
you are right dear... Besides she looks cute/hot to me cool
Romance › Re: Dreaming About Your Ex, What Does It Mean??? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:36pm On Jul 02, 2017
It simply means you havent gotten over her.. It's probably because of the great sex you use to have or most likely because you havent found someone better than her...
Romance › Re: When You Call Your Fiance, Is It Proper When She Answers By 'what's Up' by SmellingAnus(m): 1:00pm On Jul 02, 2017
Op quit such level of insecurity although the truth is that some girls say that to their man when they are with another guy that they probably don't want the guy to suspect that she is actually talking to her man... Despite this reason, it's not enough to be this insecure, it will only end you in heart break republic
Romance › Re: (Endless Love Game) Make A Love Related Quote. The Last To Comment Is The Winner by SmellingAnus(op): 1:03pm On Jul 01, 2017
Love is the only road that leads to heartbreak

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