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Romance › (Endless Love Game) Make A Love Related Quote. The Last To Comment Is The Winner by SmellingAnus(op): 9:18am On Jul 01, 2017
Everyone has an empty tank in them that can only be filled with love...
Romance › Re: Urgent Advice Pls, I'm Loosing My Mind. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:14am On Jul 01, 2017
liz4eno:
I can't, I won't, I'm now calm hearing u guys talk, so I ain't going no where, tnx.
anyway, I am not against you travelling, just do anything right to win your man back...
Romance › Re: Wish A Nairalander Happy New Month by SmellingAnus(m): 8:13am On Jul 01, 2017
ogorwyne:
welcome to July Smellinganus.
yea thanks love... Welcome to your birth month... cool
Romance › Re: Urgent Advice Pls, I'm Loosing My Mind. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:06am On Jul 01, 2017
liz4eno:
I will tnx a lot, really missing him, just want to hear his voice, if it persist till next week, I might just travel, I no get strong mind cry
so you could even travel without your mum's permission undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent Advice Pls, I'm Loosing My Mind. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:03am On Jul 01, 2017
Aderola15:
I don't want to say what's on my mind cheesy lipsrsealed

Op, please continue begging him oooo. What the Lord has joined together, let no Rola put asunder. grin cheesy tongue
Lol. . Please say it to only me... What's on your mind? grin
Romance › Re: Wish A Nairalander Happy New Month by SmellingAnus(m): 7:51am On Jul 01, 2017
Happy New Month iamkashybaby... Have a great month boo... kiss
Romance › Re: How I Was Saved Frm A Veneral Disease On Friday by SmellingAnus(m): 9:02pm On Jun 30, 2017
Nice write up... Good creativity in the way you combine words... I also liked the path you said... "like the sign of ayamatanga". Lol...

Above all, not forgetting the fact that you just shared a testimony...
Romance › Re: Dem Use Woman Swear For Us by SmellingAnus(m): 8:44pm On Jun 30, 2017
Op, it's even worse than the way you put it... A particular guy even said ... "if Toto no dey heaven, I no wan go there"... lol... Anyway, I think it was Shakespear that called women "necessary evil"... Lol...
Romance › Re: I Have Never Seen The Full Unclothedness Of My Husband Pls Is This Right? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:32pm On Jun 30, 2017
Amarabae:
Hmmm. I smell Lies abeg.
8months without seeing his full unclothedness? Nawa o.
it's very possible dear... Was in a similar relationship for almost three years... And for at least two years I never really saw the opening of the lipsrsealed she even told me to my face that I have never seen it before and it's true despite having several lipsrsealed so I was desperate to see it and I saw it with the pretense of using a particular position... Lol... She is a very shy person not that she had something bad she was hiding, and she doesn't like the idea of getting fully nude although she was the sweetest and was very neat too... only folks that have experienced it can attest to it... So it's very possible dear... Oh... Gosh... I have exposed too much in trying to explain this... lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Breaking News: German Government Legalizes Same-sex (gay) Marriage by SmellingAnus(m): 12:22pm On Jun 30, 2017
lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Scared To Date My Longtime Best Female Friend(matured Minds) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:15pm On Jun 29, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
Friends With Benefits tongue grin
hahahhaha lipsrsealed lipsrsealed ... Partners in crime... grin
Romance › Re: Scared To Date My Longtime Best Female Friend(matured Minds) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:07pm On Jun 29, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

If it works with u then good but im pretty sure its not for everyone..Maybe in movies tho but its far from reality... wink

Still i wont date my bestie...
Lol.... Boo I perfectly agree with you... As long as it's a bestie it's a no no... The highest thing that should happen between besties should be lipsrsealed lipsrsealed and not a relationship grin cool
Romance › Re: Breakup After Being In A Relationship For 4 Years by SmellingAnus(m): 9:08am On Jun 27, 2017
EzeeYFB:
no b concern b Dat ni? D number of disks way se go done pound one before coming back hmmm
I fear Dat part ooo
Cos Dis guy go come serious with becoming successful and like play d girl decides to come back probably when he is better, shey make him just pretend as if all Dis while she was just celibate, Hmmm e hard ooo
Even me sef e go hard oooo.
hahhaha she fit go pound giant anaconda o... But its not compulsory he should accept her back when she comes back...
Romance › Re: Breakup After Being In A Relationship For 4 Years by SmellingAnus(m): 2:10pm On Jun 26, 2017
Chibydinho:
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Like one of my fVck mates joined church fellowship when I tore the heating sessions..lol... Op, God can help too!
Lol... Bad guy... grin
Romance › Re: Breakup After Being In A Relationship For 4 Years by SmellingAnus(m): 1:35pm On Jun 26, 2017
The earlier you remain happy and free yourself from depression , the better for you.... If you have really loved her well, she may most likely come back to you no matter the number of dicks she ends up fuckin...Lol...

Anyway, get busy with school, work or join a department in your church and become very committed if you are a Christian
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me by SmellingAnus(m): 7:38am On Jun 26, 2017
Happy birthday bro... Wishing you many more fruitful years...
Romance › Re: Type" Yes "If You Have Never Cheated On Your Partner Before.. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:01pm On Jun 25, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin
Oooh YES! grin
team virgin grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girl Comes For Guys Who Engage In Anal Sex With Ladies.See Wht She Said by SmellingAnus(m): 7:01am On Jun 24, 2017
IamSINZ:
Unfortunately, some retarded females who think they're experts on male sexuality won't agree with you.
true bro...
Romance › Re: What Was Your Reaction When You Were Caught Cheating Or Caught Your Partner? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:55am On Jun 24, 2017
obataokenwa:
I became good man and houseboy for some time with enough quietness and I used character to show remorse. She was just staring at me and I was so ashamed and I felt so sorry with my actions and she forgave me. I took her to a quiet place and asked her to forgive and she kissed me and said "I love you"
still dating in a relationship with her?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girl Comes For Guys Who Engage In Anal Sex With Ladies.See Wht She Said by SmellingAnus(m): 8:02pm On Jun 23, 2017
woodcook:
Your username indicates that you my friend has a thing for ass drilling. grin
Lol...
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girl Comes For Guys Who Engage In Anal Sex With Ladies.See Wht She Said by SmellingAnus(m): 6:38pm On Jun 23, 2017
woodcook:
Ass driller associal of Naija (ADAN) una plenty here ooh. Make una officially form union like BMC, NCAN etc grin
Lol.... So you mean all those guys attacking her are ass drillers grin you mean any girl that defends a lesbian to s automatically a lesbian too grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girl Comes For Guys Who Engage In Anal Sex With Ladies.See Wht She Said by SmellingAnus(m): 6:29pm On Jun 23, 2017
IamSINZ:
This is what happens when your clít has more receptors than your brain. Dumb furking biitch, its not where you drill but WHO you're drilling. Will she also opine that lesbians who use dïldo's are straight? undecided
honestly there is nothing gay about fucking a woman's arsehole lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Alagbada Ina By Apostle Johnson Suleman Ft. Lizzy Johnson Suleman & Marvel Joks by SmellingAnus(m): 4:23am On Jun 23, 2017
Nice one by the Apostle... The ONE in you is greater than all your enemies put together... Shine on cos the Grace of God is upon you...
Romance › Re: Advice To Men About Their Pregnant Wives(exclusively Baby)redb by SmellingAnus(m): 4:33pm On Jun 21, 2017
No matter where you copied this from... Thanks for the info... I will have to save it for future purposes grin
Romance › Re: I Hit My Gf Because She Cheated On Me, Help! by SmellingAnus(m): 4:09pm On Jun 21, 2017
You are not even married to her and you are hitting her, what would you have done if you were married to her undecided

Anyway, if she was my friend/sister, I would have advised her never to cheat on her man no matter what instead she should leave the relationship instead of cheating...
I would have also advised her never to accept you back no matter what... At least you will learn your lessons...

I remember talking to the brother of my ex that normally beats his woman... I told him he will not be happy if someone beats his sister and for the over two years I stayed with her, I never hit for once despite her lipsrsealed

Honestly, if I were to have a daughter someday and I am to give her out for marriage... And I hear and have evidence of domestic violence ... Infact lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: A True Love Test by SmellingAnus(m): 10:04am On Jun 20, 2017
truth is that, one May say yes here and do the opposite in reality while others May say no and still do the opposite in reality... as for me... it's both ways... yes I could and same time too... I may not... anyway given the fact that I prefer being in a serious relationship, the chances are very high that I may pay for the surgery...
Romance › Re: What More Do Ladies Need To Be Thought A Lesson? See These PHOTOS & Learn. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:53am On Jun 20, 2017
DeGuyNxtDoor:
the guy actually took the pictures, she didn't send them.
its about her decision to open her kitty for the guy to snap lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: What More Do Ladies Need To Be Thought A Lesson? See These PHOTOS & Learn. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:47am On Jun 20, 2017
I blame the guy for this childish decision .. the girl probably sent it with a good intention or out of love... sad

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