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Career / Re: Should I Buy A Fed Job Or Invest In Business With 1.7m by SmellingAnus(m): 8:29am On Feb 04, 2020
Hmmm
Religion / Re: Ibiyeomie Says, There Is No Sin You Committed That Is Accounted For You (video) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:32pm On Feb 03, 2020
Ladylite:


So a new creature has new sins that are being recorded abi?

It doesn't make scriptural sense because it means if you are not born again, there is no record against you and you will make heaven.

It's pure heresy
you missed the point... As at the time you become born again you are a new creation and if the world was to end then you will definitely make heaven...

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Religion / Re: Ibiyeomie Says, There Is No Sin You Committed That Is Accounted For You (video) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:40pm On Feb 03, 2020
Diamond4Alisa:

He said that “Any sin you committed before you made Altar call is forgiven.
he is very correct because the person becomes a new creation and old things are passed away...

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Romance / Re: Any Time I Have Sex With My Wife She Always Ask For More. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:37pm On Feb 03, 2020
She is not satisfied na ... grin
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Leads RCCG Protest Against Insecurity In Nigeria (Video, Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:26pm On Feb 02, 2020
budaatum:
Actually, a person of his calibre should be advising the government instead of this silly protest of his. It's not as if he does not have access to those in power!

Sorry. But I am very not impressed!
He most likely would have advised them ... That he is coming out for this protest is a good sign and it means since they have refused to listen to him, he is coming out publicly to show that he is with the people...

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Crime / Re: Suicide Bomber Caught With Explosives Bomb In Living Faith Church Kaduna | Bestx by SmellingAnus(m): 2:12pm On Feb 02, 2020
Like for beheading him immediately Share for handing him over to the Nigerian Police...

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Politics / Re: MURIC Is Under The Payroll Of The Sultan Of Sokoto Says FFK. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:38am On Feb 02, 2020
Finish Him...

Brutality...

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Romance / Re: Im Thinking Of Divorce Just Few Months Into Marriage by SmellingAnus(m): 12:39am On Feb 02, 2020
Marriages these days na scam.... ( Not all of them though but ...)

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Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend Cheated On Me With Our Caretaker by SmellingAnus(m): 1:19pm On Feb 01, 2020
Onetimepost post=86263738 grin:
I have been good to the caretaker I painted his room for Free. He do call me "BRO" when addressing me


Inside life... He calls you bro but at night he calls your girl friend bitch and spanks her ass while fvcking her vigorously in a doggy position...
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari And Patience Jonathan Handshake (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:15am On Jan 31, 2020
sarrki:


The truth is Gej would have shined if he aligned with the masses .

All Nigerians from across the country supported him in 2011 , we see him as one of us in the seat

He chose to favor the same people that ruined the country

Having a good heart is different from governing a controversial nation like Nigeria

So I believe things wouldn’t have been better

For Pmb I and many want a change and we see him as an alternative due to the approach and assurance he gave during electioneering campaign

But the truth is !!!

It’s a hoax

Spot on bro... This is the most unbiased comment I have read from you and even from a nairalander since I joined Nairaland...
Family / Re: My Sister's Husband Wants To Sleep With Me by SmellingAnus(m): 11:09am On Jan 31, 2020
cococandy:


So the husband is not the one destroying the marriage?
I invited my friend and his wife for a party in the neighborhood I live in on December 21st last year and a particular man who happens to be my neighbor and I know he is very wealthy collected the phone number of my friend's wife when my friend went to ease himself... I didn't tell my friend then but maybe I should have told him after reading this ... What do you think sad
Family / Re: My Sister's Husband Wants To Sleep With Me by SmellingAnus(m): 11:09am On Jan 31, 2020
Mizwisdom:


What is this one saying? is it not the useless in law that has no regard for his wife and family who is destroying their marriage. You guys know the type of people you manipulate, it's not everyone that will take nonsense like this. If my husband seduces my sister and I confirm the story is real, I won't remain his wife because my daughters won't be safe.



I invited my friend and his wife for a party in the neighborhood I live in on December 21st last year and a particular man who happens to be my neighbor and I know he is very wealthy collected the phone number of my friend's wife when my friend went to ease himself... I didn't tell my friend then but maybe I should have told him after reading this ... What do you think sad

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Family / Re: My Sister's Husband Wants To Sleep With Me by SmellingAnus(m): 1:31am On Jan 31, 2020
Must you be the one to destroy your sister's marriage? You think your sister will easily forgive you for destroying her marriage?

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Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by SmellingAnus(m): 7:25pm On Jan 30, 2020
Congratulations

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Romance / Re: My Ex Bf Friend Is Seriously Coming After Me by SmellingAnus(m): 2:58pm On Jan 29, 2020
lefulefu:
cheesy i cant understand why some dudes cant just leave their best friends ex girlfriends alone.is it some sort of fetish to some dudes to have sex with their paddys ex girlfriend or wife? upon as girls full ground i will now be lusting after my friend"s ex..tufia!
In some cases the girls actually like and want it.. I know of one that fvcked her ex boyfriend's friend that came to visit her... Lol...
Romance / Re: I Don't Know How To Move On From Her. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:03am On Jan 29, 2020
The only help you need now is for the babe to directly tell you that she is done with you so that you will obviously fall into a state of heartbreak which may end making you wiser in your future relationships...
Family / Re: My Wife Doesn’t Respect Me Since I Lost My Job by SmellingAnus(m): 12:03am On Jan 28, 2020
I pray you get a job quickly ... It's well with you...

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Celebrities / Re: Offset Grabs Wife Cardi B’s Boobs At The Star-studded Pre-grammy Gala (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:21am On Jan 27, 2020
Na him property na grin
Education / Re: Linus Victor Anyanna Is Best Graduating Student From Federal University Gusau by SmellingAnus(m): 4:41pm On Jan 26, 2020
Congratulations bro
Romance / Re: He Claims Loves Me But I Don't Feel A Thing For Him. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:37pm On Jan 26, 2020
PeacefulBae:
we had sex only once and believe me, I never liked any bit of it.
So now, I decided to stop forcing myself, I called him ystdy and told him I can't go on with it. I told him I don't feel d same for him. He was hrt broken and I feel really bad.
In other words you fvcked him once and dumped him... undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Behold! Cardinal Jim Rex Lawson Is The Most Exploited Nigerian Musician Even 49 by SmellingAnus(m): 1:32pm On Jan 26, 2020
PJay77:
Everyone loves his music. Even my one year and four month old son jumps up.and starts dancing to a particular Rex Lawson track even if I play it 100 times. It's always an interesting thing to watch how the boy dances to that track.
Your Son Sabi better thing... Nice...
Romance / Re: Is My Wife Still Cheating? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:07am On Jan 26, 2020
AmazingDesigns:
undecided

I don't even know what to say.

.

I learnt quite recently and the hard way if I might add that as a good man, you need to be wicked and ruthless to the wrong persons
.
Spot on...

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Celebrities / Re: Behold! Cardinal Jim Rex Lawson Is The Most Exploited Nigerian Musician Even 49 by SmellingAnus(m): 8:15am On Jan 26, 2020
Great man... Love his music... I remember when I first visited his hometown Buguma, I had to ask my friend to take me to Lawson's compound....
Romance / Re: I Need A Man With Big Gbola by SmellingAnus(m): 8:06am On Jan 26, 2020
QueenSuccubus:



Hahaha grin. i learned juz little bit & thanks to ur people wink

Happy New Year ♡
Cool... Beautiful new year my Queen kiss
Romance / Re: I Need A Man With Big Gbola by SmellingAnus(m): 10:05pm On Jan 25, 2020
QueenSuccubus:



Naso ooo .. cool
you have so learnt how to speak Pidgin/broken English that no one will know that... grin
Family / Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by SmellingAnus(m): 9:57pm On Jan 25, 2020
I am not a fan of virgins or tight vaginas... I prefer the pussy wet and slightly loosed grin

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Celebrities / Re: Jane Mena Gives Advice To Runs Girls Looking For Husband by SmellingAnus(m): 11:22pm On Jan 24, 2020
She is right...
Romance / Re: Very Funny Sexual Joke by SmellingAnus(m): 11:19pm On Jan 24, 2020
Nice jokes....
Romance / Re: Why Does My Girl Push Me Off Whenever I Make Her Orgasm by SmellingAnus(m): 10:59pm On Jan 24, 2020
funmisticqueen2:
two can play that game o
grin grin Please o grin grin I give up grin
Romance / Re: Why Does My Girl Push Me Off Whenever I Make Her Orgasm by SmellingAnus(m): 6:33pm On Jan 24, 2020
franchasng:
This man is a politician.

Listen to him!

Stop delivering your campaign promises before election!

First do campaign and win the election, and thereafter you can decide to deliver or remain a misfit like Buhari wink
Hahahhahah
Romance / Re: Why Does My Girl Push Me Off Whenever I Make Her Orgasm by SmellingAnus(m): 6:33pm On Jan 24, 2020
SultanOfPuna:

I will try it this night, but this girl does not always give warning before she cum. So sometimes she will just be silent until the very second she is about to cum.
... Just be more sensitive to knowing when she is about to cum... Just in case you are not sure, you should know how long it takes her to cum on the average then implement my earlier prescription...

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