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Sports / Re: The Rock Ranked Among 3 Greatest WWE Champion Since 2000, Hulk Hogan 4 Others by SmellingAnus(m): 1:20pm On Jul 15, 2020
Hulk Hogan will always be number one ...

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Religion / Re: Healing American Evangelist Morris Cerrulo Is Dead by SmellingAnus(m): 5:31pm On Jul 11, 2020
Great Man of God... May his soul rest in Peace...
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Fayemi, El’rufai, Amaechi Responsible For Ondo Crisis – APC Chair by SmellingAnus(m): 5:40pm On Jul 09, 2020
Who owns the Nation Newspapers grin
Politics / Re: Fayemi, El'rufai, Amaechi Responsible For Ondo Crisis - APC Chair by SmellingAnus(m): 5:40pm On Jul 09, 2020
Who owns the Nation Newspapers grin

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Politics / Re: Fayemi, El-Rufai, Amaechi Responsible For Ondo Crisis – Henry Olu Olatuja by SmellingAnus(m): 5:38pm On Jul 09, 2020
Who owns the Nation Newspapers grin

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Politics / Re: Magu Gets 2 Days To Prepare Legal Defence by SmellingAnus(m): 5:28pm On Jul 09, 2020
22General:
Why this haste to put Magu to the sword? Yh, it was all dramatic when it all started but I'm beginning to have an uneasy feelng about the whole episode. Is there something more to this? Is this just a smokescreen? Why the sudden haste? I just hope this whole fracas is not a preamble to some unknown sinister plan. You never can trust these presidency guys.
If he is guilty and its a preamble to nailing another guilty politician do you have problem with that if they are all jailed for looting or relooting?
Romance / Re: Can A Woman Still Think Of Ex Even If She's Into Another Relationship? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:39pm On Jul 08, 2020
If I say yes; it's even an understatement... I have someone like an ex( I never dated her but she loved me and we fvcked few times) She is married today with 3 kids and she hasn't stopped loving me or wanting to sleep with me... She actually wanted to fvck me even as she was pregnant during her first conception and I avoided seeing her... For years of her marriage she actually imagines making love to me before she can enjoy sex with her husband... One other reason I call marriage a scam.... Just get married and serve your God but if you think your wife cannot cheat on you well I hope it's true and you don't get a rude shock... Note: I never banged her again after she got married...

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Family / Re: What I Found In My Daughter's Room When I Visited Her At School. by SmellingAnus(m): 3:08pm On Jul 05, 2020
Makavelli25:
If it was a guy you met on the bed with her. Would there be any difference in how you feel now?

I need an honest answer please
it will be disappointing but if the average Nigerian parents were to make a choice, they will prefer their daughter was actually a Straight than a lesbian...

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Celebrities / Re: "I Bathe Naked With My Son" - Akuapem Poloo Gives Reasons Why She Went Naked In by SmellingAnus(m): 11:27pm On Jul 04, 2020
dollytino4real:
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Okay dear
Celebrities / Re: "I Bathe Naked With My Son" - Akuapem Poloo Gives Reasons Why She Went Naked In by SmellingAnus(m): 10:38am On Jul 01, 2020
Although personally I find it disturbing for a mother and son to bathe together but I have heard from some Nigerian mothers who say they bathe with their son...

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Crime / Re: Pics: Pregnant Wife Cuts Off Husband’s Penis After Quarrel (graphic Images) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:29am On Jul 01, 2020
So the man just surrendered his dvck to be slaughtered like Sallah ram undecided


God... How did you create lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Phucked Your Girlfriend Friend? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:01pm On Jun 20, 2020
Cuccitini:
Bea called me dat she is coming behold she came with her bestie and we left her in d room and we enter d bedroom telling her we are coming after a while when she no see us she enter room seeing us in action then ask if she can join. she is better than bea in doggy style sha
your bae with her already plan am...

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Romance / Re: My Married Ex Is Bent On Sleeping With Me! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:35pm On Jun 20, 2020
Las Las marriage na the biggest scam... Just marry and serve your God... You big fool if you ever believe say your wife no go fit fvck another preek...
Romance / Re: Do Not Make The Deep Mistake I Made In Love - True Life Story by SmellingAnus(m): 12:24am On Jun 20, 2020
Some broken hearts never mend..

Some memories never end...

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Family / Re: Married Men Sleeping With Their Wife's Sister Or Maid: Let's Talk About It. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:29pm On Jun 19, 2020
dairykidd:
Of all the pussie in this world na ur house girl pussie u fit do
On a lighter note... Is house girl written in her pussy grin
Politics / Re: APC In Disarray As 3 Acting Chairmen Emerge In 3 Hrs by SmellingAnus(m): 11:49am On Jun 18, 2020
Tareq1105:


You don't need to vacate an Expired Order.
As long as I am aware, there is no court that has said it has expired.
Politics / Re: APC In Disarray As 3 Acting Chairmen Emerge In 3 Hrs by SmellingAnus(m): 11:40am On Jun 18, 2020
tesppidd:
There is no disarray anywhere.

Victor Giadom and Rotimi Amaechi have been outsmarted already.

Etta is authentic Acting Chairman.
hahahaha you are so funny... Please remind me again, who is acting directly from APC's National Secretariat?
Politics / Re: APC In Disarray As 3 Acting Chairmen Emerge In 3 Hrs by SmellingAnus(m): 11:35am On Jun 18, 2020
bankole200:
Giadom is hell bent to scatter Apc. How can he go against the wish of 16 Nwc members? He want to run a one man show. The onus of leadership lies on Ajimobi, in his absence the national vice chairman from South south takes charge.
Don't you think the wise thing for those NWC to do is to first vacate the court order that made Giadom the Chairman?

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: Giadom’s ‘Take Over’ Makes No Sense by SmellingAnus(m): 11:25am On Jun 18, 2020
backbone503:
The cabal has silenced Osinbajo, and now wants Oshiomole out and Tinubu's wings totally clipped. This cartel, with PMB's sinister backing of course, is willing to trade Edo to achieve their 2023 political ambitions - "the northern agenda".

Its just so unfortunate that the northerners always seems to be more tactical and wiser than Southerners in politics.
are you from the South-West?

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Romance / Re: Is She Using Me To Satisfy Her Sexual Needs?? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:02pm On Jun 17, 2020
Marriage these days are overrated... Just get married and serve your God .. but never you think that your wife or husband can never cheat on you...

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Crime / Re: “I Stand With Hushpuppi” — Bobrisky by SmellingAnus(m): 5:47pm On Jun 14, 2020
Bob made sense here Sha....

Before his arrest many of you are in his dm, comment section kissing his ass.” “But immediately you heard about his arrest your true self came out. If you don’t like him stand on ur ground.. stop faking love when you see him and then go behind to call him names. To cut d story short be urself and stop acting two face.

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Crime / Re: Pregnant Queen Igbinevbo Raped And Murdered In Benin (Video/Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:16pm On Jun 07, 2020
Na who do Naija this thing...

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Romance / Re: Help Ooo. My Girlfriend Of One Week Is Pregnant. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:22pm On Jun 07, 2020
Take my word.... She is not pregnant... But please next time use a condom if you know you cannot stand the heat...
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Like To Apologize At Night? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:38pm On Jun 05, 2020
Bang bang bang... But wise men make the day peaceful so that the night can go on smoothly... While wiser men.... ( Leave this one for me)
Romance / Re: Help! This Girl Is Getting Me Nut!! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:38am On Jun 05, 2020
Just know say na the month of rape we dey... Be careful before your name enter front page as someone who raped his neighbor while she came to visit him...

If she say no respect her feelings o... grin
Romance / Re: How A Girl Raped Me And This Happened by SmellingAnus(m): 4:33pm On Jun 03, 2020
Realmenlovetruly:
How we want to settle this matter now


The victim said he enjoyed it


Next report pls
that he enjoyed it doesn't mean it's not rape... Some girls even moan and cum while being raped but that doesn't change the fact that they were raped....
Politics / Re: See Throwback Pictures Of Gen. Obasanjo & Founder Of Celestial Church Oshoffa. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:07pm On Jun 01, 2020
Halleluya Meje...
Romance / Re: After Waiting Four (4) Years Only To Find Out She's Not A VIRGIN by SmellingAnus(m): 9:30am On Jun 01, 2020
Personally I am not a fan of virgins but that doesn't mean someone that likes virgins should be deceived into marriage by lying... It's easy for people to say forgive but they forget that the deceit involved in this matter is too big... This marriage is as good as dead on arrival... Who knows if it was when the guy was saving the pussy for marriage that one of those red pills guys fvcked her like a pornstarrrr,..

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Health / Re: Coronavirus Daily Live Updates by SmellingAnus(m): 11:26pm On May 27, 2020
midnighter:
World markets are currently being destroyed by reactions to the proliferation of this virus.

I want to know where exactly it actually came from because the whole thing is sounding funny

The Italians themselves dont even know how the thing got to them before they exported it to Nigeria

Hmm! Stranger things..
been a while... Is your account restricted...

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