₦airaland Forum

HateU2:
Lol. I'm not fighting him nah. Peacemaker indeed wit ur moniker . U r d opposite of smellymouth, dat dagborun

smelly mouth is my twin on nairaland o...

HateU2:

sweetheart I only said Amen to his "Jah bless you bro" and nothing more... I hardly involve myself in nairaland conflict cos I am a peacemaker... ( my respect to both of you)...

slytubadth:
Jah bless u bro.. ds is d kinda advice a lady like hateu2 needs. buh she wont listen. she goes about 4rm one section of nairaland to another swearing and cursing at people.. start building ur characters now and talk of her second. dat one own worse.

Amen bro...

onstelly:
So you haven't seen a situation where nothing you ever do pleases the place, instead of staying put is better to walk away

true that's why from my former comment I said you have to REALISTICALLY assess the current situation and decide to move forward even if it means moving on (i.e walking away)

onstelly:
I know but what if your best isn't good enough

Some people can be difficult you know

true sometimes we have to REALISTICALLY assess the current situation and choose to move forward even if it means moving on or staying put... ( I wish you could paint a scenario of what you mean by difficult)...

mimzy:
True talk...

thanks dear

Odogwuskido:
God help me

amen o

ThuGnificenX:
am no longer heart broken... Av had enough time to go through it. My problem is getting her to stop tormenting me for no reason.

just take it easy and pls don't be enemies with her , I am not saying you should still be friends with her sha...

ThuGnificenX:
I did my best Bro... Am suffering

I really feel for you cos I also had a bitter heartbreak some years ago and it wasn't easy getting over it but thank God I have gotten over it like over five years ago...

Smellymouth:
Someone based in warri



VOTE MIMZY FOR MISS NL 2016

greetings to you my Twinnie..

Chizzy759831:
alobright17 and ZeeAfrica. The OP passes accross a beautiful message for people to learn and correct themselves. please call yourselves to order. you both are derailing this thread. thence, stoping others who wants to learn from not learning.

Two people no dey mad the same time. thank yu as una co-operate in advance

thanks honey

Perhaps both of you did your best to stay together but your best wasn't good enough... The problem with some girls is that , they always look for something better when they have something good then they end up in something worse, while the problem with some guys is that we take the good girl for granted until we lose her to another bad/good guy...

Odogwuskido:
I hate to see pads..... Even the unused ones

hahaha ok o... But seriously I will advice you to come out of it and accept the fact that even your future wife and daughters will use it and you will be seeing them once in a while sometimes with blood on it

[quote author=Zane2point4 post=45538422][/quote]it's expected... I am happy at least she gave you a second chance

There is nothing wrong in buying pad... I also do buy pad and I prefer the pink coloured Pad to the blue coloured Pad... The very thick pad, I learnt is for heavy flow...

Zane2point4:
Back in those days wen men wia boys, back in 3rd yr in futo, how do I start my own testament,
Well I was dating dis lovely and sexy looking girl back den but as nature wil hv it I arranged one sharp busty girl online (now married) she gave me a tough time though even visited as a normal friend and before she came visiting she gave me a serious warning not to act funny , I jux played along and begged her to come.
On that faithful day my main gf was on double lectures and she had my spare key of which I hv forgotten I gave her, when the side babe cameto my house we jux talked and joked and I decided to give my doubting mind the benefit of trial, I touched the babe she responded like a someone who electric jux shocked na dia I laugh for my mind kum kno say the babe na real nympho, we got busy I unzipped everything she had and was sucking dat pretty round firm stuffs and unknowingly to me my babe is done with her lectures and hv bn calling buh due to d grls moan I never heard my nonsense nokia N90 fon ring, so using the spare key I gave to her she opened the door and lo and behold I felt like I was in the movie that it wasnt happening, and I luved the grl, so she jux threw the key at me and hurriedly left, so I jux wana finish my runs afterall oil wey spill don spill naa, na so I dey tell dey side babe say na my ex wey dey worry my life say make she no worry make we continue, I even kneeel down, but to my suprise my main babe hvnt gone far she was jux outside waiting for me to kum and beg her, she jux went round through the window and saw me kneeling down begging the babe, she jux looked at me and said ur a 'big fool' and left, I no fit shout my lodge mates den laugh me tire, even d side babe stood up and left too, na there I kum know say a bird at hand is worth more dan millions in the bush.

sorry bro... So did your main babe later forgive you?

HateU2:
My bro, u are high . Uw thou

you are right although it's not as a result of alcohol or smoking cos I neither drink nor smoke

HateU2:
With ur moniker , u must

hahahha... If you love me I loveu2 but if you hate me I hateu2... Anyway thanks for the compliments

KashyBaby:
Hahahaahahahahha....ur such a sweetheart

Smellymouth:
Been a while twinnie.. I hope you are treating kashybaby right? She is an angel and I know u can't settle for less..

Kudos boss.. Abeg, I wanna buy my aso-ebi on time oo

hahaha nice... Kashybaby is one hot honest babe any good man should desire... As for treating her right, she will be in the best position to answer that

KashyBaby:
He took me to the room and we locked it coz he said he wanted to see my green nippl€s, but the moment i took off my sexy tops, he throw me out of the room


I don't know why he so mad after..

hahaha , I know you have pretty nippless Boo so he couldn't have thrown you out just after seeing those nutritious nippless

Smellymouth:
Am sorry ... forgive me!! SmellingAnus, it's bin a while oo...

my hot pretty Kashybaby, pls forgive him... My bro yes o , I just dey busy but I dey always reply my mentions...

KashyBaby:
it's fine boo...thank u for being my hero...unlike smellymouth he broke my heart after I showed him something lastnyt

oh I don't think my twin intentionally broke your heart, by the way what did you show him and what did he do?

KashyBaby:
OK boo..thank u

slangs I mean... Welcome Boo...

Its a turn on for me, in fact sometimes I prefer it bushy ... Fact...

KashyBaby:
Hang on...don't move, I need someone to translate this for me...


Smellinganus... plz come here boo the pidgin is starts raining here..

sweetheart pls don't learn this , it's not pidgin but slants that may only be understood by few so I declare it not useful in your quest to understand pidgin

It doesn't mean she doesn't love you. It's just part of her... It's simple, make sure for the next 6 months you Will be the one to either sleep off or don't pick her call after then let's see how it goes.... By the way, get busy, some times inactivity makes us more attached to what we should be moderately attached to...

Which of the guns do you mean cos what I see here is two guns pointing at each other...

Even if both of them are beautiful , I will still go for the skinny girl cos I love them slim...

KashyBaby:
smellinganus is once a love guru...hang on lemme ask this handsome guy of romance section

Op your major problem is immaturity... Not to worry I was once like you and I have had a similar ordeal like you... Listen very well and take this advice from an experienced sexologist, relationship expert... " it's now your turn to endure those shitt you have been giving to her, please as much as possible try not to get angry or show her that you angry when she gives you shitt ... The only way to win her back is through love mixed with patience... Be ready to play the fool for the same period she also played the fool ... I wish I had met you earlier I would have adviced you against taking a woman's love for granted... She will purposely do things to hurt you because you have invested series of hurt into her... When she does something silly, tell her baby understand how you feel , I am sorry... Of course you have to apologise to her at every given opportunity... Treat her with great love because it's the prize you have to pay for your immature treatment you have given to her... Finally, after consistently treating her with love for over a year and she still doesn't change, just politely tell her that you don't deserve her, tell her she is too good for you and you want her to be happy so you are setting her free and ending the relationship.... ( this final act is very honourable if it ever gets to this point) even your conscious will be at peace with you because you did your best to win her back...