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KashyBaby:
Hi my beloved how far na? Never heard from u eh...

Anyway, I always like u coz of ur intellectual capacity I like a guy who is an open minded..and besides ur confident & cute

As I always said, the girl will fall for u is very lucky...

wow... Thanks honey I really missed you... Will what'sapp you as early as I wake up tomorrow... My darling for life that's who you are...

Kashybaby what do you like/love most about me

hifaif1:
The best month of the year!!! The month of flowers and cherries and sunshine!!!

Even the name "May" is so incomparably beautiful, pure and chaste as the Madonna!!!

Happy new month to everyone!!!

I am May 26!!!

I am may 31st... Happy birthday in advance to us

Jarizod:
ok Mr anus very well said

Jarizod:
I only said kashy mentioned u a lot and u started d drama,I take am as play initially until I see say u even upload my pic join then I know say d thing don dey enter ur body

One love tho..no offense intended

hahahha I also saw it as play until you started with your polite question. In psalm 120 vs 7 David said , I am for peace but when I spoke, they were for war... Anyway, one Love as you said..

Jarizod:
I hope u are not taking this personal cos I am beginning to feel u are u even had to upload my pic

Am I not just cute

hahaha I should be the one asking you that because you started the whole stuff, I only replied politely to your polite comments towards me but I can see you have given up but if you haven't be my guest

Jarizod:
u are one demented son of a biatch u know that

yea I knew that when I was fucking ur mum while she was pregnant with u, it made your neck longer cos my dick was bigger than the dick of your Dad.. by the way see ur dp for the proof

Jadekitana:
What I experienced last night is still making me speechless till now, it seems i'm In another world o. I still can't believe what this stranger did.

I jejely took myself to shaunz bar to unwind due to my poor performance this week,i was totally angry because of the multiple polite insults I received from my boss, I decided to uplift my spirit since it was karaoke night. It's been a while I took long Island iced tea so I requested for it. That's how I was enjoying one lady's performance when this dude walked up to me and asked why I was sitting alone. I replied his question with an answer that since when has it become a crime for a lady to sit alone to have a glass of tequila.

He asked why I was rude, in my mind I was like "who be this one sef" carry your wahala and be going, i'm not in the mood. He introduced himself as b***y and said he was a staff of Fcmb. My brain formatted immediately I was like see another banker demon,not today lucifer, not today! He refused to leave even when I showed an "I don't care attitude" he kept cracking jokes.

See me laughing hard 20mins later o, unlike the dude who was dragging a plate of Asun with me,this one ordered an expensive wine and peppered snails for us! He was fun, he cracked lots of jokes, his friends and colleagues came around,they didn't believe we just met cos the bonding was cool. That's how I stood up to the rest room when I noticed the ground was suddenly uneven,i started seeing double. At first I panicked because obviously I was tipsy, I didn't realise I had taken too much cos the fun and jokes were off the hook. I came back and told him I would be leaving immediately,he asked if I drove, I said no! That i'd call a cab. He objected that it wasn't safe, I don't know how to knew I was tipsy. He took excuse from his friends and offered to drop me home! I panicked, I objected, he insisted. Grabbed his keys,settled the bouncers at the door and helped me down the staircase.

I sha remember I was laughing and talking too much inside his car, I still remembered the direction to my house thankfully. We got to my gate, he helped me outa the car, carried me to my flat, I brought out my keys, he opened the burglary and handed the keys back to me and said "drink a lot of water and sleep, tomorrow you would laugh at yourself, goodnight" I remember pulling his hand and hugging him, he reciprocated but that was it. He left without looking back. I just woke up and remembered we never exchanged contacts, I know his branch. Fcmb would see me next week!

So there are some nice Bankers afterall i'm still in shock.

Princess Kitana... You need to keep that Man as your Boo but make sure say him no be homo o

blazer234:
Enjoy yourself while it lasts. If you like, make it one man one week. But you should know when to call it a day and settle down.

Every gambler knows that the secret to survival is to know what to throw away and know what to keep (Don William).

Know when to hold on, walk away or run.

Dont overuse yourself so that the man you end up marrying will not be marrying a roughly used pvvssy hidden between a pair of badly wrinkled labia.

nit was Kenny Rogers that sang that song and not Don Williams.... By the way I am a country music fan...

Jarizod:
yeah..what about urs?cos it still smells sir it seems the smellinganus runs in d family

I am an orphan and an only child ur mum loves to suck my smelling anus that's y I have this moniker... Send my regards to her... I miss her wide puci

Jarizod:


Have u washed yhur anus today

yea bro... Hope your mum and dad have washed their anus, puci and dick today

Jarizod:
so she cares about ur smellinganus

yea bro...

Jarizod:
u and this ur smellinganus sha

it's good to have a special Boo that cares or don't you think so

falconey:
The thread was created in 2015, i was flabbergasted to see NEW from it.


I'm impressed really and nice point.

oh... Thanks...

falconey:
Wow this for an old thread?

I really don't get you, can you please explain what you wrote

Some heart breaks can never be cured except through giving one's life to Jesus... Drink will only make you more miserable, womanizing and breaking other girls heart will only activate the law of karma against you, songs can only make you feel good for the time you are listening to it but within the speed of light you will still remember the person that broke your heart... Having another guy/girl may work temporarily but when you seem to have gotten over the heart break, it is then you will discover that you never really loved your new relationship but you only used it to get better as a result of the heart break..

Op Lionnel Richie sang a song titled Tender Heart... So I beg you please don't break her Tender Heart, if you know you have plans to break it just let her walk away with her Tender Heart so that she can be wiser to love again with her Tender Heart ...

Personally I prefer slim girls.... Not as if I dislike fat girls but if I were to make a choice based on apearance alone I will always go for slim girls...

emekamigo:
Bros,you know chasing this dollar under this Buharinomic terrorism is taking a toll on my time-moreso I truly appreciate our interaction and wish you same.Kind regards-

very true and it doesn't look like we will be getting out of this even within the next six months...

Adasun:
hmmm........ So mrs chuchil is an ambivert.dats gud to knw.



Op ur write up is realy wounderful except for ur moniker


I don't want to poke dis afternoon

hahahah thanks for the compliment... Some are attracted by the moniker while others are attracted by the intelligence of the owner of the moniker either way is win win

emekamigo:
This guy is technically being economical withbthe correct facts.I am a family friend of theirs with the brother as a friend and the girl as my smallie then.I would have asked you one question but it's personal-

My Senior, I didn't hear from you again but I guess you liked my last comment... Wishing you the best in life..

If you love her please tell her politely that her kitty cat has unpleasant odour... A wise girl will love you more for that

KashyBaby:
Juz passing by



But I wanna know my dear guru's (smellinganus) perceptions on this issue

sweetheart.... That's the Nigerian mindset (although not all of us have it).... By the way over here, I have seen some persons said to be married as virgins but they were having serious issues about getting pregnant while some that have aborted many get pregnant with ease... There are also cases of some men that used their sexual stamina when they were not married but now that they are married they can't satisfy their wives so in some cases their wives cheat on them to have sexual satisfaction... My Position is that, if the women who sleep around are guilty then the men who also sleep around are also guilty

KashyBaby:
Wait a sec, lemme check my boo smellinganus..I never heard anything from him

no Boo... But I will let her rock a short cute gown with no panties... That is one of the things I see as sexxxy... Missed you Boo...

misshoree:
Op,bin d nice girl i am,i volunteer to help u look for it



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She is pregnant



The period is in heaven

Op you are very right when you said Mimzy is the favourite to win this contest... I know she will win it

roseval:
My fiance is in the habit of forgetting my birthday, when ask he will boldly tell me that he forget. And this is the man I want to spend my entire life with. Then he will not apologize or sent an sms even if I remind him. Should I walk away?

dear men are different, some will remember while others will forget.... I remember dating a girl that loved me so much but yet she kept forgetting my birthday date, I realise that it was her nature cos I am the one that even reminds her of her sister's birthday, sometimes when it has passed.. But I wasn't permitted to forget her birthday except I want to experience 3rd world war... But she was loving and caring in every sense of it..she wasn't just good with dates but yet so intelligent...

Angelberry:
I'm good smellingA, you didn't look for me here.am around

ok I will be looking for you at least once in a while but you have to look for me too

Angelberry:
I'm part of the team tho silent

nice... Hope you're good... Been a while I heard from you

Angelberry:
mimzy ti take over the contest

nice one

KashyBaby:
And i am starring here? Lol tnx 4 d mention tho .. if that smellinganus trouser, then definitely Im very willing to zip that hahahahaha...but maybe someone will get mad with me if I'll do that...

sweetheart you are a darling I know you will do it... I may be short of words at first but that will be one of the most romantic moments of my life...