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KashyBaby:
Oh...great minds think alike.. that's my boo...somewhere we're connected


That's what I was thinking too...

yea Boo... I am happy you were also thinking the same thing

KashyBaby:
Aaaww that's so sweet daddy...lemme ask first my boo smellinganus what he can say about this...

Boo you are not permitted to be a Nun... By the way I noticed that your daddy joined nairaland in 2013 and your other admirer that has been making life difficult for you here on nairaland also registered in 2013... Both of them have comedy traits too...

KashyBaby:
Not today...I need some time out but tomorrow I will continue the journey...


U slept for a short time ey?
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hahaha yea... Ok Boo...

KashyBaby:
Juz arrived back to Sg boo....the rain sucks...the sea is so wavy that makes me dizzy...



U awake?

oh.. Sorry Boo... I have experienced a wavy sea several times too... Sorry Boo... I'm very much awake, so will you still travel today to Malaysia?

KashyBaby:
smellinganus check this one ooo..

sexual creativity at its best... Maybe it's this style the lady gave to him before he made his marriage proposal to her...

rubsaphy:
Sometimes I still ask myself what went wrong? What changed him? I used to be his "chikito" as he fondly called me, I was so sure he loved us, me and my sisters, not until he bluntly asked us out of his house and never cared to call or find out how we were surviving.
It all started 2003 when mumsi cousin got pregnant for my dad and gave birth to a boy. my family was in disarray, an abomination, but to cover the shame my mum agreed to care for the child and tell anyone that asked that the child was adopted. I and my sisters didn't care all we knew was that we had a baby brother, God has finally answered our prayers or so we thought. I was sure I heard mumsi cry every night she woke up to feed the baby, cos he was jus five months old when she took him. Before he reached 9months my father's family came to take the baby, claiming my mother was a witch that since she can't produce a son she was definitely going to kill the only heir my father had. The day they came for the baby she jus sat outside crying, consoling us at the same time cos we did not understand what was happening.
fast foward to 2008 my mum gave birth to my brother and my dad bought her a car. That was when the story changed, mumsi cousin came back this time with a girl child and with thugs armed with guns she claimed when she gave birth to a son nobody bought her a car, she also claimed the child with her was for my father and he has being trying to shun his responsibilities. That was when mumsi lost it and decided she couldn't stay in the marriage anymore, after their divorce we stay with my dad for like two years because mumsi travelled, that when I noticed my dad perverted attitude he slept with anything that wears skirt my dislike for him turned to hate, I blamed him for everything that has befallen our family. He brought home a woman one day, she was nice at first but after a couple of weeks she showed her real colours, she asked my dad to kick us out and he didn't hesitate. we did not communicate with him for two good years. Now he is back trying to apologize and everybody is saying forgive. I just can't forgive cos I know how hard it was for mumsi to care for me and my siblings. I hate that I am his child and I already changed my surname. I wish he well sha

my dear my case is even worse than yours.. I feel your pains though..

Smellymouth:
Egbon Smello, mimzy na correct queen..

yes o... Nice choice...

mimzy:
EMabinu oooo.. Too many mentions.
That SmellyBaba ehn, he's just too much, if I were to pay him , I'll just go bankrupt.
Smellymouth, Graciax
Been a while I heard from Jade self, I guess she's been busy lately.

Thank u so much

welcome dear...

mimzy:
Nuff respect sire.

I really appreciate. Thank u

at last I finally had a conversation with Mimzy for the first time... It's smellymouth and Jadekitana you should thank cos i knew about you directly from smellymouth and indirectly from Jadekitana

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]I hail u

A friend of Alaga is a friend of mine[/color]

yes o...

Smellymouth:
Smelly baba, he is one of US


I repeat, He is ONE OF US!!

ok noted... Na correct guy... Him too much...

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Check my siggy

#SaiMimzy[/color]

mehnnn you are too much ... I remove cap for you...

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Bro, Are you with #TeamMimzy?[/color]

yes bro... Hope you are also there or you want my twin smellymouth and I to drag you in

Smellymouth:
Chairmo!! Happy Sunday.
Why u scarce like fuel na??

Happy Sunday my brother... The weekend bin dey a bit busy for me but I dey reply all my mentions them...

Smellymouth:
Wildflame, baba.. Haffa? Na Seun gimme title oo!!
I even surprise when he carry ALAGA title dash me.

Hehehehe.. Na you be Omo-Onile chairman of Elders council, I go come pay homage to you soon.

As for SmellingAnus, na my niccah oo. I tuale for the guy!
Baba, you knw we are still reppin team mimzy right?Abeg just put am for your siggy make the whole NL know say you are MIMZYfied!!


Thanks in anticipation Oracle.

BTW, where is my buddy obontami?

I sight you my twin... Na team Mimzy till she win...

KashyBaby:
Who's ur friend? Lol...I hope ur not talking abt me...

Well anyways, I hope that interman will be willing to be ur intern ..he need someone to guide him on how to be a pro juz like u...

hahaha it's not you Boo...

KashyBaby:
Oh really? Well, my dearest good friend smellinganus can explain this further..he is a great coach in life, sex & anything u wanna know abt it

Hang on, lemme wake him up...

his case is similar to a friend of mine... Op your problem has more to do with the environment (how you were raised ) you grew up.... Well, I see it as a problem because it's an extremist behavior which may make u have avoidable issues in your future relationships including marriage... Simple advice, try to have an open mind towards such ... See it as normal... It will not be easy to change your ways of reasoning but with time you can overcome it... I have seen worse cases that persons overcame ..

KashyBaby:
my boo is talking right there...

KashyBaby:
Hahahahahhaha! Ur nasty.... but Be careful, that cud turn me on


Lol... JK

hahaha you getting turned on will surely turn me on... every moment I shared with you was like a slice of heaven...

KashyBaby:
U too na wey bad sharp guy hahahahaha..this is killing me

hahahaha any fvck well fvcked can always be refvcked as long as the fvcker and the fvckee agrees that the fvck which was fvcked was well fvcked... Ouch... Did I just say that

KashyBaby:
Lol...boo he said he is a "bad sharp guy" oo... so I don't get what he's indecisive..

Yea Boo... Anyway let him decide what he trully wants if it's the puccci or his friendship.... Obviously we both know what he will go for as a " bad sharp guy"....

KashyBaby:
Mmmm....ur case is no different from my man smellinganus




I think he cud advise u better...hang on, I'll call him

hahaha I am suspecting this guy is already flirting with the girl, but if your friendship with your friend is very important to you then call the girl infront of your friend and put it on speaker and tell her that you don't want her and tell her never to put asunder in your friendship with him if not you will forever be seen as a betrayal... But if all you want is her waist you know what to do....

betty616:
thanks a lot for this advice. I appreciate it so much.

welcome dear...

betty616:
He said he wants to visit me, he did. We spent time, talked about so many things. He kept shaking much hands and then this one handshake he gave was in 3 dimensions, said I should learn the handshake that it was soul mate friends handshake. He went home and sent me some complimentary messages like "My heart so flourish wit joy tonight just being wit u. If I must be frank with u from my heart ur smile can heal a frozen heart and amend a broken heart, I truly had a nice time. Good nite. Dream of me " I don't understand this o. What's the meaning of these? I don't want to give any negative interpretation to this that's why I'm asking. I don't want to be a source of temptation to anyone o.

(do you really love this family? I love this family of God) that he is a Jesus Corper doesn't stop him from having legitimate affections ... Just call him to order politely if he is carried away by the spirit of lust.... And if you like him to date him, please just accept his advances if not tell him on time that you are either engaged or in a serious relationship... I didn't say you should lie o.... From a senior friend ..

emekamigo:
I was in SS3 while she was in JS1 at FGC-

ok.. so you are one of those bullies ..... I remember one Senior Banks, Senior Jaja, Senior Dugu, Feki etc... Anyway na una enjoy the school pass us especially during Socials... Na una be king of Love Junction.... ( I guess this popular prayer during dining has been there since, "for the food we are about to eat we thank thee oh Lord') I hope you still don't have doubts about what I say I am... But your set was very wicked o... My school father was Senior Godwin who was also the Prefect of Junior dormitory... Chei... I still dread una... I still remember when dinning hall prefect Senior Dapo asked me to touch my toes in the dinning and gave me a wicked palm on my back and I literally saw stars... Mennn you ppl were devils then (compliment)

KashyBaby:
Well I bet a lot of em tried to show the love for u u got tons of attentions and affections, coz u really worth it

hahahah my Pretty Kashybaby... If there is something I love most about you is the fact that to a great extent you are very honest and you don't pretend...

KashyBaby:
I wanna know what smellinganus view on this

sweetheart where there is love there is sacrifice/giving so what makes me feel loved is the level of sacrifice someone makes just to see me, hear from me, be with me, not to lose me, to be at peace with me etc...

emekamigo:
This guy is technically being economical withbthe correct facts.I am a family friend of theirs with the brother as a friend and the girl as my smallie then.I would have asked you one question but it's personal-

good ... I am happy we now have someone that knows her, please for the sake of some, make more research, and ask your questions... from your comment it means you are only not comfortable with the fact that I am economical with the truth, like I said in the post, this post is not about writing her short comings... But if I may ask is there anything in this post you think that it's a lie? Pls I really need questions especially from those that attended fgc ph then... Anyway I am desperate for those that know her from school level to ask questions even about the school... Ask that her supposed brother to give you questions and answers about fgc to ask me...

foreveramaka:
Smh...I don't understand this post... You sha dhe claim old skool mate wiff celeb.

hahahha very funny... It's obvious you didn't read the post.... Anyway let me tell you a little of what I wrote... Beyond being a friend and classmate of mine as the post says, the post also motivational in the sense that despite she failing in some classes which brought about her repeating those classes, she never gave up on her dreams.... This post was well written without ambiguity...

emekamigo:
If you want to be useless,be usefully useless!

hahaha