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Christianity Etc › Re: Links To Watch Live Church Services Online by SmellingAnus(m): 10:39am On Mar 22, 2020
Guzel:
It’s unfortunate that only universities will be closed down without any means of online teaching
you are right but wjo is to blame? Definitely not the churches...
Celebrities › Re: Stunning Nigerian Model Leaves Out Her Full Breasts In A Completely See-through by SmellingAnus(m): 2:12pm On Mar 20, 2020
Why you dey zoom the picture like me cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Am In Big Trouble, Am Married But I Keep Remembering My Ex Boyfriend, What Can I by SmellingAnus(m): 2:07pm On Mar 20, 2020
heartbraker:
dis evening newspapers are always confused, reason y virgin is d best for marriage
It has nothing to do with evening newspaper... I have an ex that got married when she was 23, she currently has three kids ... I got the shock of my life when after some years in her marriage she told me for those years she had to think of me when having sex with her husband if not she will not enjoy the sex or she will deny her husband sex... If not that I don't sleep with married women I would have slept with her many times when she offered herself to me even when she was pregnant with her first child...

The heart of a woman is very deep... Many wives/husbands are definitely experiencing this but you may never hear it from them... Lol...


Cc: Adesucess1
Family › Re: I Married The Most Irresponsible Man Ever by SmellingAnus(m): 12:34am On Mar 15, 2020
Irony of everything, I know someone worse than your husband... This man even slept with his wife's mother who is now late... He travels to Europe and import a Nigerian LovePeddler etc... What I don't know is if his wife is aware of his escapades... Life is just a fvcking mystery...

Las Las life has a way of fvcking us...

May God help us all...
Romance › Re: I Am Tempted To Date My Friends Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 2:00pm On Mar 10, 2020
All I can say is that may we not have such friends like you that will be waiting to bang our wives after our demise in the name of wanting to date her...
Politics › Re: Apostle Suleman Visits Governor Diri In Bayelsa State (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:14pm On Mar 09, 2020
Maxymilliano:
Was this not the same guy that predicted that the new Bayelsa Governor will be removed within 70 days huh



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaJuEtJb58
I watched the video, you deliberately ignored his advice to the Governor that he should pray in order to avert the removal... Nothing wrong with this prophecy.... It's just like the time God sent Jonah to Niniveh and the people later repented and what would have happened to them by prophecy never happened again...
Romance › Re: Lady Brags To Fvck Any Man That Comes Her Way To Cripple. See Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 8:28pm On Mar 09, 2020
Those days e hard to see fvckkk... But today, even when person dey run from fvck, the fvck dey pursue am enter every corner...
Romance › Re: “I Need A Guy Who Can Lick Me And My Anus Before Sex” – This Lady Says by SmellingAnus(m): 9:56pm On Mar 08, 2020
bizz:
make i make some people laugh by bringing this topic up once again

seriously.....ANUS? hmmm
honestly you make laugh... I don even forget say I been make comment on this thread years ago...
Romance › Re: My Fiance Pregnant For Another Guy & Imposed It On Me by SmellingAnus(m): 10:56pm On Mar 06, 2020
Ok
Family › Re: I Have Been With Him For 5 Years, No Sign Of Marriage by SmellingAnus(m): 9:37am On Mar 06, 2020
It's a painful situation but you have to move on... If all you said it's the truth then he is the loser...
Family › Re: What’s The Hardest Part About Marriage That No One Ever Talks About? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:04am On Mar 06, 2020
Staying faithful ...
Romance › Re: Ik Ogbonna's Ex-wife Sonia Morales Flaunts Her Massive Backside In Sexy Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 7:23pm On Mar 03, 2020
Soldier go soldier come but barrack go still remain...

Las Las na another man turn to chop her...
Family › Re: Please Advise. I Do Moan During Make out with my wife, is it normal? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:10am On Mar 03, 2020
Davash222:
It's only a man without problems that moan so loud during love making. Buhari and APC no dey gree me enjoy sex these days.
you wan kill me with laugh o... Lol...
Crime › Re: 20-Year-Old Lady Beats 47-Year-Old Woman To Death In Lagos During Public Fight by SmellingAnus(m): 2:48pm On Mar 02, 2020
adontcare:
Anger is bad. These days, I dont reply anyone insulting me. I don't beat my kids. I keep my hands to myself
Life is unexplainable... Don't be surprised that someone may end up slapping you and another person will revenge on your behalf and kill the person... Lol...
Crime › Re: Wife Attacks Side Chick Who Made Her Husband Request For Anal Sex From Her by SmellingAnus(m): 12:43pm On Feb 29, 2020
Side chicks been destroying marriages since 1772... Lol... Truth is they are more willing to satisfy the fantasies of married men... A married friend of mine is into anal sex which he gets only from his side chick but he can never ask his wife for anal sex... Lol ...
Romance › Re: Can U Sleep With Married Woman by SmellingAnus(m): 12:39pm On Feb 29, 2020
Thou shall love thy neighbor but thou shall not fvck his wife...
Health › Re: First Case Of Coronavirus Disease Confirmed In Nigeria by SmellingAnus(m): 2:05am On Feb 28, 2020
Chei ...


Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani
Politics › Re: Breaking: Corona Virus CONFIRMED In Lagos. Pls Be Safe Ooo!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 2:04am On Feb 28, 2020
Every bad thing must reach Naija... Chei between Boko Haram, economy and Corona virus I wonder which one worse pass ..
Romance › Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 1:19am On Feb 28, 2020
Pussy has a very sexxy smell/scent which I love ...

However if what you meant is spoilt sardine type of fish smell pussy... Count me out of it grin grin grin

On a lighter note... It is believed that the Great Napoleon prefers making love to his wife Josephine when she hasn't had her bath or when her pussy stinks...
You may just be the reincarnation of Napoleon grin grin
Pets › Re: Lost Dog Reports Himself Missing At Texas Police Station (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:43pm On Feb 24, 2020
Lol
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me by SmellingAnus(m): 4:24pm On Feb 24, 2020
tohyorsih2:
Jeeeesuuus!! i was eating when i saw this. I almost puked!

Morning to you. Have a great week
Hahahahha I like you already... I was tired of ignoring your mention so I had to reply... Remain blessed...
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me by SmellingAnus(m): 9:48am On Feb 24, 2020
tohyorsih2:
He don carry hin smelling anus reach here angry
Everyone has a smellinganus including your Benin boyfriend especially after defecation grin

Good morning dear... cool
Family › Re: My Grandmother Died Today by SmellingAnus(m): 3:49am On Feb 24, 2020
Sorry bro ... Please accept my condolences...
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me by SmellingAnus(m): 11:13pm On Feb 23, 2020
Happy Birthday Mr Cork
Family › Re: Port Harcourt Is Currently Sharing Fence With Hell Fire by SmellingAnus(m): 3:59pm On Feb 23, 2020
True talk... Our sins sef too much... Lol...
Romance › Re: In A Relationship With A Single Mom; Please Advise by SmellingAnus(m): 3:40pm On Feb 23, 2020
Chocolatte01:
This thread would soon get run down by Nairaland's alphas. None of whom would put their sentiments aside and comment without bias...
Op it's obvious the relationship wouldn't work out well because you do not love the child. It's not the womans fault but yours. The child might not be bad but your dislike for raising up another man's son would blind you of any of the kid's good points.
You mentioned that you love peace. If you have a child with your girlfriend, would he/her disturb too?
Don't waste either your time or hers. Simply let go now...
But if she's so good as you have portrayed, know you might be throwing away a diamond to later pick up a mere stone.
matured advice... Something tells me you have a kid at least...
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Dreams And The Holyspirit Will Help Interpret by SmellingAnus(m): 9:17pm On Feb 22, 2020
itsmeurLady:
hmm... So i have been having this recurring dreams where i see the country Nigeria under siege by the northerners... They were violent and it was as though the entire country was under siege by the Northerners and everyone that wasn't a part of them was held hostage. This is not the first time i am experiencing these crazy dreams , this is not the second time or third or fourth. why do i have these dreams?? Today's own, i dreamt that all the northerners in my area ganged up and they raided my entire estate and drove everyone out. why do these dreams keep re-occurringhuh please help interpret

PS: i am not trying to stir up unnecessary talks or conflicts... just been having these dreams and i want to honestly find out what it means.
I have had similar dream about Naija where it looked like we were in a serious war situation and there was great panic and people running to save their lives...

We pray against it ... It wasn't a good sight to behold...
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Narrates How He Ran Into A Friend Who He Never Knew Had Died by SmellingAnus(m): 8:40pm On Feb 22, 2020
Omihanifa:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

God bless the guy for not disappointing the dead
If na you after you hear say the guy don die, you go disappoint am? Lol ..

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