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Family › Re: My Wife Doesn’t Respect Me Since I Lost My Job by SmellingAnus(m): 12:03am On Jan 28, 2020
I pray you get a job quickly ... It's well with you...
Celebrities › Re: Offset Grabs Wife Cardi B’s Boobs At The Star-studded Pre-grammy Gala (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:21am On Jan 27, 2020
Na him property na grin
Education › Re: Linus Victor Anyanna Is Best Graduating Student From Federal University Gusau by SmellingAnus(m): 4:41pm On Jan 26, 2020
Congratulations bro
Romance › Re: He Claims Loves Me But I Don't Feel A Thing For Him. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:37pm On Jan 26, 2020
PeacefulBae:
we had sex only once and believe me, I never liked any bit of it.
So now, I decided to stop forcing myself, I called him ystdy and told him I can't go on with it. I told him I don't feel d same for him. He was hrt broken and I feel really bad.
In other words you fvcked him once and dumped him... undecided
Celebrities › Re: Behold! Cardinal Jim Rex Lawson Is The Most Exploited Nigerian Musician Even 49 by SmellingAnus(m): 1:32pm On Jan 26, 2020
PJay77:
Everyone loves his music. Even my one year and four month old son jumps up.and starts dancing to a particular Rex Lawson track even if I play it 100 times. It's always an interesting thing to watch how the boy dances to that track.
Your Son Sabi better thing... Nice...
Romance › Re: Is My Wife Still Cheating? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:07am On Jan 26, 2020
AmazingDesigns:
undecided

I don't even know what to say.

.

I learnt quite recently and the hard way if I might add that as a good man, you need to be wicked and ruthless to the wrong persons
.
Spot on...
Celebrities › Re: Behold! Cardinal Jim Rex Lawson Is The Most Exploited Nigerian Musician Even 49 by SmellingAnus(m): 8:15am On Jan 26, 2020
Great man... Love his music... I remember when I first visited his hometown Buguma, I had to ask my friend to take me to Lawson's compound....
Romance › Re: I Need A Man With Big Gbola by SmellingAnus(m): 8:06am On Jan 26, 2020
QueenSuccubus:
Hahaha grin. i learned juz little bit & thanks to ur people wink

Happy New Year ♡
Cool... Beautiful new year my Queen kiss
Romance › Re: I Need A Man With Big Gbola by SmellingAnus(m): 10:05pm On Jan 25, 2020
QueenSuccubus:
Naso ooo .. cool
you have so learnt how to speak Pidgin/broken English that no one will know that... grin
Family › Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by SmellingAnus(m): 9:57pm On Jan 25, 2020
I am not a fan of virgins or tight vaginas... I prefer the pussy wet and slightly loosed grin
Celebrities › Re: Jane Mena Gives Advice To Runs Girls Looking For Husband by SmellingAnus(m): 11:22pm On Jan 24, 2020
She is right...
Romance › Re: Very Funny Sexual Joke by SmellingAnus(m): 11:19pm On Jan 24, 2020
Nice jokes....
Romance › Re: Why Does My Girl Push Me Off Whenever I Make Her Orgasm by SmellingAnus(m): 10:59pm On Jan 24, 2020
funmisticqueen2:
two can play that game o
grin grin Please o grin grin I give up grin
Romance › Re: Why Does My Girl Push Me Off Whenever I Make Her Orgasm by SmellingAnus(m): 6:33pm On Jan 24, 2020
franchasng:
This man is a politician.

Listen to him!

Stop delivering your campaign promises before election!

First do campaign and win the election, and thereafter you can decide to deliver or remain a misfit like Buhari wink
Hahahhahah
Romance › Re: Why Does My Girl Push Me Off Whenever I Make Her Orgasm by SmellingAnus(m): 6:33pm On Jan 24, 2020
SultanOfPuna:
I will try it this night, but this girl does not always give warning before she cum. So sometimes she will just be silent until the very second she is about to cum.
... Just be more sensitive to knowing when she is about to cum... Just in case you are not sure, you should know how long it takes her to cum on the average then implement my earlier prescription...
Romance › Re: Why Does My Girl Push Me Off Whenever I Make Her Orgasm by SmellingAnus(m): 5:38pm On Jan 24, 2020
Simple solution... Anytime you are sucking or banging her, just stop for about 2 to 5 minutes when you notice she is about to cum after which you continue fvcking... Do this till you cum then you can consider making her cum...
Romance › Re: She Said She Was A Virgin Before Our Wedding But What I Met There Has Left Me In by SmellingAnus(m):
So for five years she was probably been fvcked maybe both anally and vaginally while she deceives you by pretending to be a virgin undecided... Although I don't see virginity as a big deal but that does not change the fact that this marriage was built on the foundation of falsehood... It's now left for you to decide if you can continue or not because at the end you are the one wearing the shoes...
Crime › Re: Tenant Sleeping With Landlord's Wife In Ibadan Learns The Hard Way by SmellingAnus(m): 10:43am On Jan 20, 2020
In all, the wife is the winner: She is still free to fvck whoever she wants while her husband will most likely be sentenced to death even as he is currently languishing in jail...

It's stupid for a man to kill his fellow man because another man is fvcking his wife... I can't go to jail because of a promiscuous wife...
Nairaland General › Re: Why Is It That 90 '/, Of Beautiful Girls Don't End Up Being Good Wives. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:24pm On Jan 19, 2020
Lol... Na you Sabi... It will not stop me from marrying a beautiful wife... Ugly wives also give wahala so also do beautiful wives... I will rather be with a beautiful wife that troubles me than an ugly wife...
Romance › Re: Must Every Relationship Leads To Sex? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:57pm On Jan 19, 2020
Gina2019:
You've got no point at all....Lame talk. KEEP PAYING TO Bleep THAT PUSSY.
Lol... I don't have issues paying indirectly , but I know I have also been paid and offered to be paid in the past... So if you think it's just men that pay for sex, you are day dreaming...
Romance › Re: Must Every Relationship Leads To Sex? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:27pm On Jan 19, 2020
Gina2019:
Someone is paying more than the other? And how are we paying??
unwanted pregnancies, STDs, accidents when going to see the guy which in some cases may result to damaged leg or even death,.. some even pay with their body parts or their lives after falling into the hands of ritualist,.. some end up receiving a broken heart...

In summary, while you think you are trying to make someone pay for sex the other person may also be making you pay for that same sex in a way you cannot imagine , it's just that the girl may be too naive to know that she is also paying for the sex... Oh add damaged womb to the list...

Note: we are looking at sex as a whole which means it includes sex from prostitutes, lovers, side chicks/guys, one night stand, marriages etc...
Romance › Re: Must Every Relationship Leads To Sex? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:14pm On Jan 19, 2020
Gina2019:
You guys are paying for the sex either directly or indirectly. So don't say there will be males/ females that will never pay for it.
both parties are paying for it...
Romance › Re: Must Every Relationship Leads To Sex? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:12am On Jan 19, 2020
Gina2019:
No wonder girls are making u guys pay for it so bad.
as long as the world is concerned, there will always be males or females that will pay for sex grin same way there will be males/females that will never pay for it... grin
Romance › Re: Must Every Relationship Leads To Sex? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:01am On Jan 19, 2020
iceybux:
Lmao ... Fool
cheesy cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Must Every Relationship Leads To Sex? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:51am On Jan 19, 2020
Sex is not the Ultimate ... It is the Hulk Hogan...
Politics › Re: Amotekun Will Affect Nigeria's Unity - Arewa Consultative Forum by SmellingAnus(m): 10:56pm On Jan 18, 2020
CSTR2:
When everybody start their own, nobody should call anybody children of hate.
It's better for everybody to start their own and protect their region... I am from the South-South and it's time the South-South also has its own Egbesu security outfit ..

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