Romance › Re: Share Heartbreaking Things Your Ex(es) Did To You by SmellingAnus(m): 3:07am On May 12, 2020 |
johnlvis: My ex slept with a guy that i accommodated for months . This is the gist . This guy works in the same office with me, he was newly transferred to my state and did not have where to stay at that time. So trying to be nice to him ,i asked him to come and stay in my rented apartment since i had a vacant room . Take no credit away from him, he was my kind of guy ,nice and jovial .Straight to the point .The truth is that at a point i started suspecting that something might be going on between my girl and my guy but had no proof .One beautiful Saturday morning,my guy asked me to meet him at particular joint,wen i got to the place my friend was crying. I asked him what the problem was ,he asked me to forgive him,that he has bn sleeping with my girl. Mehnn i was so devastated but pretended to be OK . I requested for a bottle of beer and we continued drinking, i did not talk about what he just revealed to him. It was as if nothing happened. Wen we got home ,i told him that the babe will not come in between us ,he should continue bleeping her . Anytime the girl pretends to have come to see me ,i will give them space the guy will still knack her .It continued like that till the girl discovered that i have known her secrets. To my guy,we never had quarrel til his birthday .He had a girl that he engaged and she visited him during his birthday. We all had so much fun ,we drank and made merriment. After the whole partying, my guy was so drunk and could not handle his wife to be that night . The following morning, he dressed up very early to go arranged some travelling documents for our boss since i was off duty ,leaving his wife to be with me .Will i say fortunately? Yes ,as my guy no dey na ,na so we start to dey throw pillows ,from pillows it landed us into kissing and finally knack. My guy came back to pick something and caught us redhanded . From that day my guy no talk to me again, and after two days i went back to that same joint,invited him and apologized. You are just like me... I like what you did... |
Family › Re: I Just Don't Understand My Marriage Anymore... Please Help.. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:22pm On May 09, 2020 |
All I see is a woman who manipulated her boyfriend into getting her pregnant... He even asked you to remove it but you kept it... He on his own part because of the pregnancy decided to marry you ( heavy manipulation )... Your case is a lesson to other persons who may find themselves in similar scenario... |
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Politics › Re: Supreme Court Nullifies Orji Uzor Kalu's Conviction by SmellingAnus(m): 10:38am On May 08, 2020 |
Made in Naija... |
Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op): 3:20pm On May 07, 2020 |
fattprince: Oh! I didn't think about that. I would probably be mobbed. hahahahaha true o... |
Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op): 12:11pm On May 07, 2020 |
columbus007: During my uni days I used to have some few girls that are either friends or student I know In school or around,there was this particular yellow babe then when we go to school at night during our course of reading she will quietly go to the back of the bench in class and begin fingering herself when I must have fallen asleep but I caught her one day and she told me she’s been doing it. Conji ... She probably would have wanted you to bang her but she doesn't know how to ask you without hurting her pride  |
Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 10:18am On May 07, 2020 |
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Romance › Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed During My NYSC In Abia State by SmellingAnus(op): 10:13am On May 07, 2020 |
fattprince: Does a girl giving me lap dance without permission from me count as sexual assault? If it does then have been sexually assaulted twice. One was a total stranger Lets assume you did exactly that to a total female stranger, would it be termed as sexual assault?  |
Travel › Re: My Experience At A Restaurant In Canada by SmellingAnus(m): 10:10am On May 07, 2020 |
Chinnyrita27: alright. I currently can't access the mail I used for this account so I can't reply you... Alternatively, you can drop you mail or Whatsapp number I will send you a message... |
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Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Discharge A Girl by SmellingAnus(m): 9:48pm On May 03, 2020 |
It happened during my 100 level to a fellow course mate...
Me... We take oath ? Even people wey take oath sef dey break am... Abeg I no want again...
She was speechless...
Looking back I think I was harsh Sha but that was the only way I felt she could leave my life... |
Career › Re: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by SmellingAnus(m): 8:10am On May 01, 2020 |
Person wey lose him job this period then go contact Corona virus that one na double wahala for deadybody... |
Romance › Re: The Fine Art Of Being A Baboon by SmellingAnus(m): 3:46am On May 01, 2020 |
Ishilove: The strangest part, the reason why we find it so hard to unlearn this behaviour, is that most of the time, maybe 7 times out of 10, IT WORKS. I love this conclusion of yours... It balanced most of the biases in your write-up... Thumbs up girl... |
Romance › Re: How I Managed To Break Up With One Of My Edo Babe. It Was A Horrible Experiene. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:18pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
The most caring babe I ever had was from Edo during my service... The good thing was that I was honest with her early into the relationship that I will not marry her... When I come back from my place of secondary assignment, she will ask me if I want to eat, Bleep or have my bath first  sweet babe... |
Health › Re: My Penis Discharges Pus, What Could That Be? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:39am On Apr 27, 2020 |
smellingmenses: Bro howdy long time e don tai o bro... Wetin happen you been leave us... |
Romance › Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by SmellingAnus(m): 1:14pm On Apr 24, 2020 |
Many of you girls love to eat your cake and still have it... That guy is very wise... You no date am you no fvck am ... Him go him way like a good gentle man... You dey complain... Please free him... You just want to use him as spare tyre. .. |
Health › Re: My Penis Discharges Pus, What Could That Be? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:45pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
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Health › Re: My Penis Discharges Pus, What Could That Be? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:40pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
husbandsnatcha: Id.iots... see jamb question Keep ur Dickson in ur panties u won't ,anywhere u see a tear you slug ur small dickson in , if u are my junior brother I would av actually tied u on a fan n give u better 40strokes of kobokobo on ur dickson ... nonsense! Children won't keep safe, modified: WTF he is still having Sex in this quarantine period while am hiding in my hole masturbating with no man you stay in Lagos? Cos if it's ph I don't think there are shortages of both males and females... Speaking as a resident of Ph...  |
Food › Re: Bishop Kwakpovwe Distributes Food Items In Ogudu, Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 11:15am On Apr 23, 2020 |
A hungry man does not understand social distancing  |
Nairaland General › Re: If Your Voice Is Played To You, Can You Recognize It? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:37pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
Tried it back then... I sounded different but hearing it made me believe some girls that say hearing my voice turns them on ... apparently I sounded very Calm and confident just as that of Don Williams  |
Politics › Re: COVID-19: More Recovered Patients Test Positive In South Korea by SmellingAnus(m): 6:54am On Apr 14, 2020 |
Corotality... |
Romance › Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:33am On Apr 13, 2020 |
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Literature › Re: Ola Rotimi's 82nd Posthumous Birthday Is Today by SmellingAnus(m): 8:57am On Apr 13, 2020 |
Happy Posthumous Birthday Ola Rotimi although I dont agree with you on the title of your book which states that:
"The god's are not to blame"...
I still believe that:
The gods are to blame... |
Family › Re: thank you all by SmellingAnus(m): 11:17pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
Even some women that their husbands live in the same house with them still cheat but you have been abroad for over year... Will you blame her if she cheats  |
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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Need To Answer This Questions by SmellingAnus(m): 7:30pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
At least he is better than what we have now... |
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Romance › Re: Ok by SmellingAnus(m): 3:57pm On Apr 06, 2020 |
There are two things that can't live together in the same house with a man... They are poverty and a beautiful woman... One must eventually leave for the other to remain....
Take heart bro... May God give you the fortitude to bear this loss... |
Politics › Re: Rivers Lockdown: Port Harcourt Roads In Pictures by SmellingAnus(m): 11:24pm On Apr 02, 2020 |
gifteddion: Op its obvious you are new in Rivers State for your information Rotimi Amaechi build that ada George it is well known fact stop misleading people when did Wike build the road? Very True... Cc: chino11 take note... |
Events › Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by SmellingAnus(m): 9:31pm On Apr 01, 2020 |
OlawaleBammie: Lol, i smell village people on the wheel of steel when I read his story I just pray not to have a bestman like him... And he still didn't understand the gravity of his carelessness... |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Confesses How Her Ex Force Sexed Her. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:37am On Mar 30, 2020 |
She wasn't raped... She enjoyed the sex.... She is not a kid... She missed the sex and she went visiting... She could have declined his request... Some Naija girls just abuse the word rape... |
Politics › Re: What Has PDP Donated To Nigerians As A Party In This COVID-19 by SmellingAnus(m): 7:13am On Mar 30, 2020 |
EFCC on my mind  |