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Romance › Re: Muslim Lady Reject Bride Price , Ask Husband To Promise Her Not To Marry Again by SmellingAnus(m): 9:33pm On Feb 21, 2020
Someone like me I will say... As long as you remain a good and loving/caring wife, I will never marry a second wife grin
Romance › Re: A 19-Year-Old Lady Is In Love With Me, I'm 10 Years Older. I'm Scared by SmellingAnus(m): 10:55am On Feb 21, 2020
Toks2008:
Perfect age gap. Infact i tell ladies to ensure they are about at least 8years younger than their guys if they can.
I perfectly agree with you infact ladies should be at least 10 years younger than their man...
Foreign Affairs › Re: 8 Places No Human Has Ever Set Foot On Earth by SmellingAnus(m): 6:17pm On Feb 19, 2020
Las Las na front page thread be this...
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actress, Patience Oseni Dies by SmellingAnus(m): 11:09am On Feb 19, 2020
Rest in Peace Ma...
Family › Re: Help! My Husband Is A Night Crawler by SmellingAnus(m): 10:12pm On Feb 18, 2020
magkhan:
OP,

You don't know the internal battles he is facing as an unemployed person/father/husband. Allow him unwind as he see fit. He is an adult. You said he is caring, so let him be please.

Probably when he get's the job it might reduce.

Use the alone time to relax for the next day hustle.

Be at peace.
wise words...
Romance › Re: What Is Your Advice For Me by SmellingAnus(m): 7:08pm On Feb 18, 2020
You have a very low self esteem... Infact you don't love yourself. If you continue this way you will end up having many heartbreak before you turn 30..

1. Love and value yourself
2. You need to see yourself as very important...
3. Don't be desperate for the attention of girls... It will only leed to disappoint...
4. When you try to get close to any girl and you notice she is giving you attention, free her... Don't be mad... There are many girls that will be willing to give you attention ...
5. Don't let your world rotate around pussy... Strive to make yourself better or chase the cash... Even if you are shatta handle the dwarf , once you have money, you will get many beautiful girls that even tall and handsome guys can't get...

6. Be busy with school or work... Women will chase you... And make sure you strive to be good at whatever you doing be it school or work...

7. The day it Dawn's on you that the same girl that is rejecting is being fvcked and rejected by one guy you are probably better than you will realize how stupid you have been and you will also realize the need to up your game...

8. It doesn't mean you shouldn't love a woman, but use your head... If it's not working, just move on if not you will experience a miserable period in your life...

True life story...

Babe: This thing( relationship) is not working between us ..

Me: you are right it is not working, it's better we break up...

We were quiet for a while then she said this...

Babe: Hope you are sleeping over cos I want you to fvck me...

Me: I will fvck you but I will not sleep over...

End...

Surprisingly that was the first time she directly told me to fvck her, other times were through body language/seduction...


Learn from the above and you will be on your way to being the master of women...
Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Sleeps With His Friend’s Girlfriend Then Shares The Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 5:24pm On Feb 18, 2020
See the way the babe dey sleep, you go know say this guy don fvck her like AK47 wey don lose control... Las Las na she get her toto...

I only pity her boyfriend wey go dey fvvk her with respect meanwhile this guy go dey bang her recklessly with him big preek...
Crime › Re: Fatimo, Olalekan Bashorun's Wife Raped By 4 Armed Robbers, Marriage Crashes by SmellingAnus(m): 6:00pm On Feb 14, 2020
temielects:
but my type will take her and love her more,she's been through a lot and deserves to be loved,the husband is to be blamed for not having adequate security as public office holder!
Same here bro...
Crime › Re: Fatimo, Olalekan Bashorun's Wife Raped By 4 Armed Robbers, Marriage Crashes by SmellingAnus(m): 7:07pm On Feb 13, 2020
Humans are different... There are some men that can take this while there are some that can't withstand the thoughts of their wives being fvcked mercilessly by four armed robbers...
Family › Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:40am On Feb 12, 2020
missimelda01:
wow this world is just confusing, but asking for sex is a much better option.
I agree with you but who should be the one to ask for sex? The girl or I? Or in your case the guy or you?
Family › Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:57am On Feb 12, 2020
missimelda01:
I should tell him to stop because he doesn't have sense abi, like someone said I should have used hammer to crush his hands.
While you are busy angry with the guy... Another girl actually asked me in my own house if I am gay... Just because I refused to make a move till when she was about to leave before she asked me that question...
Celebrities › Re: 17-yr-old Girl Sleeps Wit Her Bestie's Dad As Payback For Sleeping With Her Bf by SmellingAnus(m): 2:23am On Feb 12, 2020
Na your toto ..
Fvck as you like ... Smd
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Also Tap Current From Guys? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:47pm On Feb 05, 2020
Dont be surprised she will accuse you of sexual assault or rape if you make a move on her... You don lose your job be that...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Ignored Nancy Pelosi's Handshake Before She Tore His Speech by SmellingAnus(m): 5:44am On Feb 05, 2020
Yeah he made a mistake but Pelosi even made a bigger mistake by tearing up the speech...
Foreign Affairs › Re: State Of The Union: Nancy Pelosi Tears Up Trump's Speech by SmellingAnus(m): 5:40am On Feb 05, 2020
Lol... Dont blame her, she is frustrated from the failed impeachment to the shambolic caucus elections to the increased approval ratings of Trump etc... It's really a bad week for the Dems....
Career › Re: Should I Buy A Fed Job Or Invest In Business With 1.7m by SmellingAnus(m): 8:29am On Feb 04, 2020
Hmmm
Christianity Etc › Re: Ibiyeomie Says, There Is No Sin You Committed That Is Accounted For You (video) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:32pm On Feb 03, 2020
Ladylite:
So a new creature has new sins that are being recorded abi?

It doesn't make scriptural sense because it means if you are not born again, there is no record against you and you will make heaven.

It's pure heresy
you missed the point... As at the time you become born again you are a new creation and if the world was to end then you will definitely make heaven...
Christianity Etc › Re: Ibiyeomie Says, There Is No Sin You Committed That Is Accounted For You (video) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:40pm On Feb 03, 2020
Diamond4Alisa:
He said that “Any sin you committed before you made Altar call is forgiven.
he is very correct because the person becomes a new creation and old things are passed away...
Romance › Re: Any Time I Have Sex With My Wife She Always Ask For More. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:37pm On Feb 03, 2020
She is not satisfied na ... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Leads RCCG Protest Against Insecurity In Nigeria (Video, Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:26pm On Feb 02, 2020
budaatum:
Actually, a person of his calibre should be advising the government instead of this silly protest of his. It's not as if he does not have access to those in power!

Sorry. But I am very not impressed!
He most likely would have advised them ... That he is coming out for this protest is a good sign and it means since they have refused to listen to him, he is coming out publicly to show that he is with the people...
Crime › Re: Suicide Bomber Caught With Explosives Bomb In Living Faith Church Kaduna | Bestx by SmellingAnus(m): 2:12pm On Feb 02, 2020
Like for beheading him immediately Share for handing him over to the Nigerian Police...
Politics › Re: MURIC Is Under The Payroll Of The Sultan Of Sokoto Says FFK. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:38am On Feb 02, 2020
Finish Him...

Brutality...
Romance › Re: Im Thinking Of Divorce Just Few Months Into Marriage by SmellingAnus(m): 12:39am On Feb 02, 2020
Marriages these days na scam.... ( Not all of them though but ...)
Romance › Re: How My Girlfriend Cheated On Me With Our Caretaker by SmellingAnus(m): 1:19pm On Feb 01, 2020
[quote author=Onetimepost post=86263738 grin]I have been good to the caretaker I painted his room for Free. He do call me "BRO" when addressing me[/quote]Inside life... He calls you bro but at night he calls your girl friend bitch and spanks her ass while fvcking her vigorously in a doggy position...
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari And Patience Jonathan Handshake (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:15am On Jan 31, 2020
sarrki:
The truth is Gej would have shined if he aligned with the masses .

All Nigerians from across the country supported him in 2011 , we see him as one of us in the seat

He chose to favor the same people that ruined the country

Having a good heart is different from governing a controversial nation like Nigeria

So I believe things wouldn’t have been better

For Pmb I and many want a change and we see him as an alternative due to the approach and assurance he gave during electioneering campaign

But the truth is !!!

It’s a hoax
Spot on bro... This is the most unbiased comment I have read from you and even from a nairalander since I joined Nairaland...
Family › Re: My Sister's Husband Wants To Sleep With Me by SmellingAnus(m): 11:09am On Jan 31, 2020
cococandy:
So the husband is not the one destroying the marriage?
I invited my friend and his wife for a party in the neighborhood I live in on December 21st last year and a particular man who happens to be my neighbor and I know he is very wealthy collected the phone number of my friend's wife when my friend went to ease himself... I didn't tell my friend then but maybe I should have told him after reading this ... What do you think sad
Family › Re: My Sister's Husband Wants To Sleep With Me by SmellingAnus(m): 11:09am On Jan 31, 2020
Mizwisdom:
What is this one saying? is it not the useless in law that has no regard for his wife and family who is destroying their marriage. You guys know the type of people you manipulate, it's not everyone that will take nonsense like this. If my husband seduces my sister and I confirm the story is real, I won't remain his wife because my daughters won't be safe.
I invited my friend and his wife for a party in the neighborhood I live in on December 21st last year and a particular man who happens to be my neighbor and I know he is very wealthy collected the phone number of my friend's wife when my friend went to ease himself... I didn't tell my friend then but maybe I should have told him after reading this ... What do you think sad
Family › Re: My Sister's Husband Wants To Sleep With Me by SmellingAnus(m): 1:31am On Jan 31, 2020
Must you be the one to destroy your sister's marriage? You think your sister will easily forgive you for destroying her marriage?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by SmellingAnus(m): 7:25pm On Jan 30, 2020
Congratulations
Romance › Re: My Ex Bf Friend Is Seriously Coming After Me by SmellingAnus(m): 2:58pm On Jan 29, 2020
lefulefu:
cheesy i cant understand why some dudes cant just leave their best friends ex girlfriends alone.is it some sort of fetish to some dudes to have sex with their paddys ex girlfriend or wife? upon as girls full ground i will now be lusting after my friend"s ex..tufia!
In some cases the girls actually like and want it.. I know of one that fvcked her ex boyfriend's friend that came to visit her... Lol...
Romance › Re: I Don't Know How To Move On From Her. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:03am On Jan 29, 2020
The only help you need now is for the babe to directly tell you that she is done with you so that you will obviously fall into a state of heartbreak which may end making you wiser in your future relationships...

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