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Marriage is a scam but get married and expect less from your spouse before you die of high blood pressure ... And one single guy somewhere is forcing his girlfriend to be faithful I laugh in nuclear powers |
Nice... I know so some guys like me don dey reason foursome ![]() |
I already know say na Susan you go marry Las Las because she Sabi flirt with you and she obviously sweet pass Benita for bed but make I still advise you... My late Wise friend say... " Them no dey carry the sweetness of woman toto to take marry her"... In other words, her toto sweet well well no mean say you go come marry her for that reason... Finally if you no fit marry Benita, look for another babe wey be graduate date and marry instead of that Susan since your family want woman you no go train for University.. |
I hope this is a joke ![]() |
midnighter:what a relief I can't categorize all of am like that since I have some good friends in their midst... I was just being safety conscious ![]() Where I come from there is a particular snake that is not meant to be killed... Myth has it that, that particular snake will never attack you but the problem is that there is another snake that looks like it that attacks people... So one has to be very careful just in case you are close to the bad snake in quote while thinking it's the good snake... |
midnighter:ok good to know... I don't want anybody to use suya knife to slaughter me so I had to ask maybe you the wife of an Alhaji who knows... |
midnighter:hahahaha I don't even remember asking you that. Maybe you have a link with them that's why I keep asking you about that... So what is the link you have with them ![]() |
midnighter:This Op will definitely fvck her again... By the way are you a Muslim? |
Looks like she was already looking for any excuse to rush to another dvck based abroad ![]() If that's the case, there is little or nothing you can do about it... Just hustle to be more successful ... |
It's your pussy so make the rules as it pleases you... Back then in secondary school I use to have a friend whose dream was to fvck an Indian before his death.. Today he is a barrister but I have not asked him if he has fulfilled his dream... ![]() |
Wish move... |
Gossipkiller:It's a question and it's actually a good question considering the fact that we don't know why she didn't take the baby to her church... |
Mightyhaiz:hahahhaha I happy say you get the message ![]() |
Mightyhaiz:hahahaha no vex I go change am to scentinganus ![]() |
If this no reach front page I go leave Nairaland for three hours ![]() |
Sorry for your lose but let's look at the following... 1. Why didn't you take him to your own church or is there something wrong with that? 2. These days even when some Pastors are innocent they are wrongly accused of different crimes and offenses... The Pastor's may just be avoiding a bad publicity for their senior Pastor and their Church... 3. It's a lesson for all... It's better to attend a church that you believe in their God than to be in a church that you don't have confidence in the God of that Church... Also try to build a healthy relationship with the Pastor of your Church cos you may need them... 4. I once asked myself, if something bad where to happen to me, can I call my Pastor and inform for him to pray for me especially when I am low on faith... The answer I have myself helped me adjusted several things about my church life... The adjustments I made has delivered me many times from many situations that could have lead to death etc... 5. Don't you think it's time for you to Change Church since it looks like you don't even have Faith in the God of your Church... Somebody said ... If church no fit change you then change church... |
True words... Although I have some Muslim friends I will prefer over some Christian friends but this article is spot on... |
TOPCRUISE:If Iran and Soleimani have not been sponsoring terrorism, Soleimani wouldn't have been killed ... |
Faysuze:cool... Truth is in relationship... Give your best but try as much as possible to be ready for break-up too cos anything can happen... |
True... |
Faysuze:1... It's either he has so many things to attend to that he doesn't like the idea of constant daily communication or 2. He is not into you... I mean he doesn't really love you... Let me share my personal experience... I had someone I am not into but I liked the fact that she loved me so I respected her and treated her nicely but I disliked daily communication with her... We may see twice at most in a month and we lived in the same city... Lol... On the other hand... I had a sweet loving babe that I loved and she loved me too... She calls me many times daily... She tells me about the important and unimportant things that happened to her and I will just be happy to listen to her and contribute... I remember one day after listening to her for over an hour I was tired and she noticed it... She was displeased and she told me to learn to listen to her... This is someone I listened to for over an hour ... Lol... Needless to say that most of our free times we spent them together... Just pray to have a good person that you love that also loves you very well... |
When I saw the title I knew the article wouldn't make much sense but I must confess: i was very wrong... The article actually made much sense and it's very enlightening.... Lalasticlala you can change the heading/title and move this to front page.... |
Ifyjos:Then you are responsible for her losing her job ... It's your actions that made her lose her job... Honestly, you don't know how you have complicated your already complicated life... |
Techdra:same way other persons feel Iran is no match for the US in war... |
You have a nice heading... Unfortunately you decided to take sides instead of being neutral in your write-up... |
ultimate77:she likes you no doubt but she doesn't want to put all her eggs in one basket that's why she has you as an assistant boyfriend... Just give her Belle if you wan get chance to keep her... |
Heroclitus:I pray it changes for good for you... |
Nezero:exactly... More money and fame for her in 2020 |
GeniusWannabe:True talk... This is the present world we live in .. |
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I laugh in nuclear powers

