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Family › Re: My Marriage Is On The Verge Of Collapsing Due To My Wife Unfaithfulness by SmellingAnus(m): 3:41pm On Jan 18, 2020
Marriage is a scam but get married and expect less from your spouse before you die of high blood pressure ... And one single guy somewhere is forcing his girlfriend to be faithful grin I laugh in nuclear powers
Celebrities › Re: Twin Sisters Weds Twin Brothers In Lagos, Using Twins As Groomsmen (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 3:27pm On Jan 18, 2020
Nice... I know so some guys like me don dey reason foursome grin
Romance › Re: 2 Women In My Life, Which Should I Marry? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:27am On Jan 18, 2020
I already know say na Susan you go marry Las Las because she Sabi flirt with you and she obviously sweet pass Benita for bed but make I still advise you... My late Wise friend say... " Them no dey carry the sweetness of woman toto to take marry her"... In other words, her toto sweet well well no mean say you go come marry her for that reason... Finally if you no fit marry Benita, look for another babe wey be graduate date and marry instead of that Susan since your family want woman you no go train for University..
Romance › Re: My Heart Is Shattered by SmellingAnus(m): 9:04pm On Jan 16, 2020
I hope this is a joke grin
Romance › Re: Closed by SmellingAnus(m): 9:15am On Jan 16, 2020
midnighter:
Lol no o, you are safe..anyway you shouldn't categorise all of them that way
what a relief grin I can't categorize all of am like that since I have some good friends in their midst... I was just being safety conscious grin

Where I come from there is a particular snake that is not meant to be killed... Myth has it that, that particular snake will never attack you but the problem is that there is another snake that looks like it that attacks people... So one has to be very careful just in case you are close to the bad snake in quote while thinking it's the good snake...
Romance › Re: Closed by SmellingAnus(m): 8:48am On Jan 15, 2020
midnighter:
Lol I dont have any link with them whatsoever! Youre very funny
ok good to know... I don't want anybody to use suya knife to slaughter me so I had to ask maybe you the wife of an Alhaji who knows...
Romance › Re: Closed by SmellingAnus(m): 12:46am On Jan 15, 2020
midnighter:
Lol if he likes let him continue and come back here and open another thread...He's just waiting for people to lie to him smh

No lol I am not, why do you keep asking me that haha
hahahaha I don't even remember asking you that. Maybe you have a link with them that's why I keep asking you about that... So what is the link you have with them grin
Romance › Re: Closed by SmellingAnus(m): 10:54pm On Jan 14, 2020
midnighter:
if you are truly remorseful and don't intend doing it again, you should go and make some kind of donation to his church or some orphanage or something as an attempt at propitiation.
This Op will definitely fvck her again... By the way are you a Muslim?
Family › Re: My Wife Wants To Leave Me by SmellingAnus(m): 10:33pm On Jan 14, 2020
Looks like she was already looking for any excuse to rush to another dvck based abroad undecided

If that's the case, there is little or nothing you can do about it... Just hustle to be more successful ...
Romance › Re: Having S*x With Wizkid Has Been My Dream – Uche Okoye by SmellingAnus(m): 7:03am On Jan 14, 2020
It's your pussy so make the rules as it pleases you...

Back then in secondary school I use to have a friend whose dream was to fvck an Indian before his death.. Today he is a barrister but I have not asked him if he has fulfilled his dream... lipsrsealed
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Attack-Saudi Deposited $1 Billion To Have US Troop stationed In The Kingdom by SmellingAnus(m): 6:43pm On Jan 13, 2020
Wish move...
Celebrities › Re: I Was Denied Access To Salvation Ministry Church With My Dead Nephew In Hand by SmellingAnus(m): 10:38pm On Jan 12, 2020
Gossipkiller:
What if the distance to their church is far.. And in cases of emergency, i have seen people run to any near by church for prayers.. So its not a good point in no1
It's a question and it's actually a good question considering the fact that we don't know why she didn't take the baby to her church...
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Has Lost Its Integrity – Wike by SmellingAnus(m): 10:20pm On Jan 12, 2020
Mightyhaiz:
lol,..anus must smell o


U just dey remind us of that sad fact cheesy
hahahhaha I happy say you get the message grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Has Lost Its Integrity – Wike by SmellingAnus(m): 10:09pm On Jan 12, 2020
Mightyhaiz:
this your username sha


Am sure u meant smelly anus... Smelling anus? U smell anus



Either ways,...its



Yuck yuck lipsrsealed
hahahaha no vex I go change am to scentinganus grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Has Lost Its Integrity – Wike by SmellingAnus(m): 7:12pm On Jan 12, 2020
If this no reach front page I go leave Nairaland for three hours cheesy
Celebrities › Re: I Was Denied Access To Salvation Ministry Church With My Dead Nephew In Hand by SmellingAnus(m): 7:07pm On Jan 12, 2020
Sorry for your lose but let's look at the following...

1. Why didn't you take him to your own church or is there something wrong with that?

2. These days even when some Pastors are innocent they are wrongly accused of different crimes and offenses... The Pastor's may just be avoiding a bad publicity for their senior Pastor and their Church...

3. It's a lesson for all... It's better to attend a church that you believe in their God than to be in a church that you don't have confidence in the God of that Church... Also try to build a healthy relationship with the Pastor of your Church cos you may need them...

4. I once asked myself, if something bad where to happen to me, can I call my Pastor and inform for him to pray for me especially when I am low on faith... The answer I have myself helped me adjusted several things about my church life... The adjustments I made has delivered me many times from many situations that could have lead to death etc...

5. Don't you think it's time for you to Change Church since it looks like you don't even have Faith in the God of your Church... Somebody said ... If church no fit change you then change church...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why We Should Thank God America Is The World Power by SmellingAnus(m): 1:38pm On Jan 12, 2020
True words... Although I have some Muslim friends I will prefer over some Christian friends but this article is spot on...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Says It ‘unintentionally’ Shot Down Ukrainian Jetliner by SmellingAnus(m): 3:55pm On Jan 11, 2020
TOPCRUISE:
If Trump had not killed soleimani this tragic event would not have happened
If Iran and Soleimani have not been sponsoring terrorism, Soleimani wouldn't have been killed ...
Romance › Re: Did I Push Him Away With My Attitude? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:56pm On Jan 09, 2020
Faysuze:
We used to communicate daily. But he all of a sudden didn't like talking everyday. I just pulled back and stopped communicating too. He will then start bugging me saying I don't talk to him. He just wanted to keep things in the grey area and I was not having it.

Well it doesn't matter anymore, I shipped myself out. Now I have peace.
cool... Truth is in relationship... Give your best but try as much as possible to be ready for break-up too cos anything can happen...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine: Missile Strike Or Terrorism Are Possible Plane Crash Causes by SmellingAnus(m): 5:11pm On Jan 09, 2020
True...
Romance › Re: Did I Push Him Away With My Attitude? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:50pm On Jan 09, 2020
Faysuze:
Mine is even worse, he told me he cannot prioritize a relationship right now and does not feel the need to talk every day. But he wants girlfriend benefits and always complaining about I how I don't communicate with him. How does that work? I just walked away, too trashy to deal with.
1... It's either he has so many things to attend to that he doesn't like the idea of constant daily communication or

2. He is not into you... I mean he doesn't really love you... Let me share my personal experience... I had someone I am not into but I liked the fact that she loved me so I respected her and treated her nicely but I disliked daily communication with her... We may see twice at most in a month and we lived in the same city... Lol...

On the other hand... I had a sweet loving babe that I loved and she loved me too... She calls me many times daily... She tells me about the important and unimportant things that happened to her and I will just be happy to listen to her and contribute... I remember one day after listening to her for over an hour I was tired and she noticed it... She was displeased and she told me to learn to listen to her... This is someone I listened to for over an hour ... Lol... Needless to say that most of our free times we spent them together... Just pray to have a good person that you love that also loves you very well...
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Facts Why Trump Killed Iranian Overrated Warrior by SmellingAnus(m): 12:55pm On Jan 08, 2020
When I saw the title I knew the article wouldn't make much sense but I must confess: i was very wrong... The article actually made much sense and it's very enlightening....

Lalasticlala you can change the heading/title and move this to front page....
Family › Re: I Destroyed My Sister Relationship With Her Fiancé And She Lost Her Job by SmellingAnus(m): 4:57am On Jan 08, 2020
Ifyjos:
He can never dump me because If he wanted to leave me , he would have done it long time ago when I was still pregnant. He never denied me and my pictures is everywhere on his Facebook and WhatsApp profile and our future will be greater. Not I’m not responsible for her loosing her job , she lost her job because at the time her fiancé dumped her , she was suicidal and missed work for almost a month and lost her job.
Then you are responsible for her losing her job ... It's your actions that made her lose her job... Honestly, you don't know how you have complicated your already complicated life...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran-US Tensions: Africans Should Quit Discussing International Politics if... by SmellingAnus(m): 8:01pm On Jan 06, 2020
Techdra:
Nope. I just feel Iran shouldn't be underestimated.
same way other persons feel Iran is no match for the US in war...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran-US Tensions: Africans Should Quit Discussing International Politics if... by SmellingAnus(m): 3:48pm On Jan 06, 2020
You have a nice heading... Unfortunately you decided to take sides instead of being neutral in your write-up...
Romance › Re: Am I Taking The Right Decision To Love This Girl? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:41pm On Jan 04, 2020
ultimate77:
Egbon, sebi I thought Overtaking is allowed. May be she sees better potentials in me.
she likes you no doubt but she doesn't want to put all her eggs in one basket that's why she has you as an assistant boyfriend... Just give her Belle if you wan get chance to keep her...
Romance › Re: What's That Misconception That People Have About You? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:29pm On Jan 03, 2020
Heroclitus:
People always have a bigger picture of me...Used to think I am or will be this and that

Meanwhile, I do not believe in the present let alone the future
I pray it changes for good for you...
Celebrities › Re: Six Reasons I Think Ronke Tiamiyu Deliberately Leaked Her masturbation video by SmellingAnus(op): 4:25pm On Jan 02, 2020
Nezero:
In her apology she mentioned 'those who might have been offended'.


Which means she knows majority of people are not offended and will relish it.

Just serving her fans some good stuff. She will make more money in 2020
exactly... More money and fame for her in 2020
Celebrities › Re: Six Reasons I Think Ronke Tiamiyu Deliberately Leaked Her masturbation video by SmellingAnus(op): 4:25pm On Jan 02, 2020
GeniusWannabe:
7. She knows that no matter how bad the act would be, there'll be people who will defend her and make her feel like what she did isn't wrong.
True talk... This is the present world we live in ..

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