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how did one person ( cristiano Ronaldo) tend to have more uefa champions league trophies than a whole football club (Barcelona) ?

fear women

(in devils voice) nice one my daughter, oya go out there and look for someone to be fvxking you regularly , don't worry dear we will share the same mansion in hell!!! haahaaahaaaaaa!!!!

you will just input your phone number and email and they wiil get back to you later, its not now that the registration will be completed

wetin musa no go see for gate

no, the topic ought to have been "should a lady fxck a yahoo yahoo guy who has plenty cash to spend but no current govt job?"

oya wait for their replies!!! awon oloshiis!!!

ubunja is always right, the older women grow, the greedier they become, once a woman notes that she can't manipulate you, then she knows that she is in deep mess, she knows that she is in deep shiit!!!

I pray God should save this man!!! like patoranking said: this love no be by force, if you no like make you die force!!! lol!!

how many times did you give him sex? how many times did you call him honey? how many times did you pray for him ? how many times did you pray for him to prosper, how many times did he meet food on the table when he comes back from work? how many times do you call him and ask about his whereabouts?

but now that he has gotten a substitution for you, you are now on NAIRALAND, you pursued him to the streets by yourself, and hungry lions out there have snatched him, you better think about how to get him back, get a family member who can talk to his senses or father or uncle or mother or someone he listens to that he should show you attention like you had before,

as for me I don't blame the guy, plenty sweet Toto dey for fuxking outside if one woman dey deny me!!!! body no be firewood.

advice: woman stop being sober, stand up and do something, I am sure its either your action or inaction that drove him to TINDER!!!!

wet some Nigerian babes dey fvxk pass brothel,
they will be like "my Toto get ac" on instamessage

though its not good but are we the better to judge, ask yourself how many women have you slept with, if a woman, how many many have climbed on top of you?

let he without sin cast the first stone!!!!

ladies sleep with all the men in their streets and will still call their thing private parts

the pvssy is elastic, babies head come and go out of the pussy everyday, men don't need to increase their penis size to satisfy women, Toto na rubber, just fvxk it and move on, you carry size 2 fvxk Titi, will you go and increase it if Ronke's size is 98?



women aren't created to be contented with what they have, you can't satisfy women, you can only try, most women leave their rich guys for guys with big penise.s to fuxk them well well. dlck na small letter g god for women, those that have it know how well to use it,

at their(women) assemblies and gossip talks or in hairdressing salons, they do nothing but talk about BIG DIlCKS!!!!

ask what did the girl did for him? criminal minds will know what we are implying here!!

if there is no smoke there isn't a fire

@taiyesoul no devil is still in KG, women are professor lecturers in the university!!!!


you asked why, didn't you remember in the garden of Eden when the devil wanted to catch ADAM, his wife, the first woman told devil : YOU IDIOT, BRING THE APPLE, LET ME GIVE IT TO HIM !!!!!

she is just wasting her saliva, dead men don't bite!!!

she should start thinking about how to gt Bleep.ed tonight, body no be firewood!!! and the weather is very cold, if she no mind let her WhatsApp me, or check my siggy!!!

I will invite her over to my house, put sleeping pill inside her drink, let her drink and give her parting fvck, after 20 rounds I will leave the place, a letter with my departure will be left on the table for her to read when she wakes, I will steal all my properties in the house and call police that an unknown olosho has invaded and robbed me of all my belongings. when she reaches the police cell, I will send her the 10k for bail.


you said I am wicked? I lived and grew up in NIGERIA!!!! (they taught me and I learned the hard way) so don't blame me!!! those bladder than me are roaming free on the streets, if they(bad guys) are in university, I still dey KG!!!!.

GOOD EVENING NAIRALAND!!!

okay we have heard you, any thing else?

bad belle is always allowed, free advertisement not paid for by tinubu, keep prompting him, he will appreciate you!!!!


corollary: instead if you to be doing something better off, you are busy talking about someone that doesn't even know you, he has many at his finger tips that can rebutt your write up, stop throwing your gold at pigs, cos they will only trample on it, do you!!!

though rape is very bad, but just as men needs to learn self control women also need to learn to face the consequences of their actions, inactions and misdeeds.

you wore bra and pant to my house, even if I was angel Gabriel and feared God and still yet didn't touch you doesn't justify the fact that what you(woman) are doing is good, walking about naked, I am not supporting rape, please, BUT WOMEN TOO SHOULD LEARN TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS!!!!

I don't blame the guy that raped, many guys watch porn and masturbate many times before leaving for work in the morning just to meet up with the nudity and provocative dressing that they will face at work, on the road and every left, right and center, we men too are not fire wood and our control level pass each other, if my level is 10% another man own is 90%, note I am not supporting rape, but lets tell women and feminists that they can't keep eating their cake and be deceiving themselves that they will have it, life is not a bed of roses, it has hills and valleys and sweet and sorrows.

RAPE IS BAD!!!(but women too should stop walking nude)

she got what she deserved, you ask why, if you aren't noodling, you won't be snapped by the turtle

many women think that their pvssies are worth millions of dollars but they aren't, who.ores sell them for N500 everyday.

fii
*STAY OUT OF TROUBLE ALWAYS SETTLE ISSUES WITH CIVILITY*
One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble.
*One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*
Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. *Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign* the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.
But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.
I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.
I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.
*The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not* be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.
Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,
"I know my right!"
This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.
Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.
*If your lawyer is shouting,*
" *we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.*
It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.
*Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria.*
I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.
That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.
I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.
I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.
I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.
Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.
*If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.*
Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.
Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.
Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.
Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.
Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.
Avoid people who talk too much.
*Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.*
Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.
Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.
Stop saying things like,
" *Do you know who I am?"*
*"I no dey fear anybody!"*
" *My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"*
Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun .
*Enjoy your weekend*
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Spanish players too, like Fernando Torres, David villa, Sergio ramos

THE COST OF FREE SEX!
When you notice she has started making funny advancement towards you; don't think she is being attracted by your handsomeness - NO SIRR!!! She is being attracted by your STAR!
She is a high-class gorgeously pretty babe that wealthy guys out there are willing to spend on her just to lay with her... But for you, she has decided to give it to you free of charge despite you don't measure up with the type of guys that are queueing to have her...
My dear can't you see...?!!!
It is your STAR she is after...
She is a star Hunter positioned by Satan to empty your destiny...
She wants to sap you dry until there will be no trace of anointing left in your life...
My dear, nothing is as costly like free sex...
Free sex has turned many prophets into puppets and many fire brands into fire extinguishers...
If only your spiritual eyes are opened, you will see lurked behind the beauty is a beast waiting to ravage your soul...
Young man, stop boasting about the way girls are "tripping" for you, claiming it's because of your cuteness and plenty "swagg"...
They are even ready to open their legs for you anytime you want them to and for that, you are super excited...
My dear, they are killing you silently...
If only you know what you lose anytime you have sexual encounters with them, you will weep non stop for the next three months...
Sex is Spiritual sir...
No sexual encounter happens without a Spiritual transaction taking place - even in marriage...
When a man meets his wife, he transact his sperm for a child in return...
Are you aware that there are some Vagina you insert your manhood into that won't only collect your sperm but collect your STAR...?
The wealth, greatness and glory of so many men have been buried in the graveyard located in between the legs of some Marine agents disguising as pretty girls...
There are serpents wearing skirts sir!!!
There are scorpions putting on bump-shorts sir...
There are monsters disguising as "Mr Handsome" ma...
This message is not only directed to guys but also to ladies...
A lot of ladies have equally fallen victim to the trap of FREE SEX...
I remember one time Dr D. K. Olukoya (G.O of Mountain of Fire) shared a testimony of a guy who ran to his office one day for deliverance...
He said the moment he started praying for the guy, he noticed a strange/violent movement in the position of his manhood and the guy was screaming...
He quickly got his anointing oil and poured it on the spot where the movement was happening...
Suddenly, something forcefully tore his zip and came out...
To his amazement, he saw the guy's manhood having the head of a snake and the snake was bringing out it's tongue at intervals...
After conducting deliverance for the guy he later sat him down for interview and asked him to mention the number of girls he had slept with...
To his surprise, the guy could not recount...
Just imagine a manhood with the head of a snake inserted into the Vagina of a lady - imagine the level of damages it will cause in the life of such lady...
Sisters, some manhood are like spiritual pipes capable of draining your greatness and sucking glory out of your star...
The most devastating arrow from the pit of hell piercing through the heart of this generation currently is the arrow is sexual immorality...
It has become a norm...
It has become so bad that if a young man approaching his twenties isn't having sex, he will be seen as abnormal among his peers...
12 years olds, 14years olds, 15years olds are already losing their virginity...
Little wonder there is no generation that is as spiritually and mentally bankrupt like our generation...
We have all the technology, informations, Revelations etc at our disposal, yet we are yet to manifest like the early church who never had these things...
Yet, we are still believing God to invade our generation like He did in the days of the early apostles...
SIRR, nothing has sapped the spiritual strength of the end time church like the cankerworm of sexual immorality...
There is a rage from hell against the younger generation.

please I forgot my password and it is saying error please kindly help, it just reached for me to borrow money, I have uploaded everything please @daylight2002 please help

oya start blaming BUHARI!!!

BlackfireX:
Afraid of going to hell, when you are already in hell(Nigeria)

ah ah kilode, me I love Naija oh!!!

@ekehopp what you ask for? national Id card , NEPA bill or drivers license, I am asking because I was using opay, they asked for those things I uploaded them but they didn't give me money, I wanted to borrow 50k, the said I will pay back 61,150, please what do you ask for? is it the same as opay own? please reply

I no longer see women fighting 4 men these days what happened?