₦airaland Forum

Follygunners:
Madam, gbenu e soun!

Oshi.

Hey Lady, Yo man is giving you a push present for "riding" him well. Nicey!
Sir, put a ring on it too. Wife her!

Brooke60:
Don't judge a book by its cover. I wear nose ring because I have always wanted it and I really do like it.

Note, I be original introvert, I work from home and hardly step up.

My thoughts exactly.

uboma:
What if the reason is not about parental visit, will you still remove it if he doesn't like it on you?

Yes, I will.

Kastonkastroll:
chai see as inferiority complex dey dance � shaku-shaku

I am humble enough not to be jealous of other beautiful girls, now run away like a barn rat.

BabbanBura:
You mean that your massive as5

Na you get your mouth

Well,

I don't really judge people with nose piercings. Sadly, many people aren't always very comfortable seeing a girl with a pierced nose.

I took off the tiny stud on my nose because damn pain wouldn't go away, not because people didn't like it! It was killing my head with aches, I don't care about people say.


If my man asks me to take it off for a parental visit, I'd do it quickly.

Make una allow pesin get appetite this morning.

IamAirforce1:
I really miss my Ex girlfriend's bed time creativity.

I can't lie I'm naughty in bed but she's much more naughtier and it made us going on strong till some other person became pregnant which tore us apart .

I really miss my Ex and I just might talk to her one more time to see if she would atleast agree to be friends with me again ...


Just venting my emotion ..

Airforce eh!!

pocohantas:
I wonder why, I really do wonder.

Poco, me sef wonder. It is tiresome.

Not only men o. Some of us gyals done dey lift weight and do squats.

If you see this girl, you go just hate Akpu and eba.

It seems as though some of these moms kept waiting for Father's day to unleash the dragons on their baby daddies.

Angry birds everywhere.

delectablegyal:
that orobo there is somebody's spec. we all have our specification. I like a lanky type of guy with a lovely ride and he must be rich. he must not be a macho and at the same time he must not be a pvssy.

Nairaland hounds will come for you in 3,2,1......


Runs away.

Deltayankeeboi:
These failed hoes and gold diggers after wasting their youthful years be giving relationship advice all the time like they know a thing or two about life.

After hoeing all the right men away from your life, now you are coming to give unsolicited advice to them young and naive girls.

I pity any girl that takes advice from hoes serious. I just pity them.

My dear, I stopped listening to advice on social media after Toke Makinwa. Crap!

Vesuvius:
Say what you know please. For starters Yanni enjoys more patronage than Enya. As far back as the 80s and 90s, corporations like Voice of America, airline companies et al have been patronizing him. In short Yanni has made more money is scoring than many New Age artists. I even prefer Gregorian Knights and Vangelis to your monotonous Enya.

If you wanna enjoy ethereal sounding musical instruments, check out Yanni. His music deals more in practical instruments than your machine enhanced and filtered Enya's music. Some of her hits are copyright. Deep Forest owns "Sweet lullaby", Adiemus is someone's else work. I cann't recall his name now. Enya is good but you don't have to compare. Where i prefer her is lyrical contents. You can sing the wording of some of her songs unlike Yanni.

Refer to fact 2.

Since naa..

Before they whoop our as555

delectablegyal:
Those melons are perky. I know what a particular crew on nairaland would be doing now.

Let us buy them Vaseline.

Saff:
This is it.

They will tell you “ It doesn’t matter, if you sleep with me on the first date it doesn’t mean anything, we’re all mature”

Behind your back it’s a different story. And it has everything to do with their ego and pride. Never listen to their words, always their actions smh.

Listen, you’re a grown man and if you can’t learn to make decisions without the influence of your friends, you won’t go far in life. If you can’t deal with the shame, spare the babe and let her live her life. All these sissy boys sef, can’t make a simple decision for anything. Always gossiping and crying later like bitches. Spits.

You killt eet! Brilliant!

AgricSalt:
You look cute on your profile pic.

Thank you.

pedrilo:
this is not boldness, IT'S STUPIDITY!

Hogwash!

grossintel:

You!! I done call you tire.

LesbianBoy:
See your body! Ewooooooo......Come and sit on my laps there is something i want to tell you!

Okay.

mrphysics:
Donstan18, please confirm this moniker is same as highqueen, preshy18, etc?

Secondly @soapqueen, most people on fiverr and upwork using female username are guys. 95% of them are guys because selling on fiverr as Nigerian and a guy takes time to yield profit. Talking from experience. I won't also not accept the fact that there're ladies on Fiverr doing great things shaa.

Look up Bukky Ogunlusi.
Second, there are over ten girls I know off Fiverr.

Third, stop categorizing me. I am neither of the aforementioned names.

Mayrock:
over night Facebook, whatsapp and instagram...

slayqueens no dey tire

what will she say before judgement throne

Stop this crap, have a heart or brain!

vizkiz:
May God not give us Rich but Useless friends who can't lift us into success.

Awon oloshi òre that don't want success for us

Awon òre ofo who always look forward to us begging and calling for money. If I have a bastard like Dele as friend, trust me I wouldn't even be 7 inches around him.

Friends like this will leave you in the sun to die.

I tell you. If you were their talents, they would waste you.

Lupita Nyongo'o is Kenyan like you ladies.
The both of you have been feuding for over a decade because of trivialities. If you want to empower the youth, get it done and stop acting like cesspit rats.

meobizy:
The dude looks Kenyan. Most of these black celebrities are undercover escorts to billionaire Africans. I remember about ten years ago Eve had a Ghanaian boyfriend. I read she treated him like a slave, disgracing him up and down wherever they went. She was in love with his money not the man himself.

The cast of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta all have African [mostly Nigerian] sugar daddies. These aren't small girls of 19 - 36; they are all old women of 43 and above. The hustle for foreign breed is real.
Ashanti is one coded escort. She only does rich Caucasian men, mostly Russian and other European billionaires. What these other ones see in Arabs I am yet to know.

Not Rihanna. Rihanna got bread.

Women like Rihanna boink many men because it is their nature. They get bored quickly. Riri is one hell of a bad gyal.

I sometimes like this girl's boldness. She no dey ever send.
Pretty pair of shoes!

Best friends do not break up. You guys would make up soon jare.

Are relationships now based on virginity?
No jokes, being a virgin is great but bruv, what you wrote up there does not cut it for me.

This chic is a very high maintenance gyal. Fine geh.

Smile while you still have teeth (and $$$$).