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Nedville:
Where do I begin?

Orinoco flow....(the one I've heard the most)
The Celts....(my anthem)
The Longships....(ooh, I love this one)
After ventus....(speechless)
Lazy days....(my chill song)
Drifting... (I feel lost)
Angeles....(oh boy)
Carribean blue
Dan y dwr
Deora ar mo chro
The three creepy sisters.....(pax deorum, tempus vernum and cursum perficio)
Instrumentals....(drifting, tea house moon, oriel window, epona, to go beyond,
Aldebaran, the memory of trees, miss Clare remembers, no holly for miss Quinn, fairytale, lothlorien)
Upon your shore
Once you had gold
amarantine
Anywhere is
Last time by moonlight
Flora's secret
May it be, only time....(the commoners)
Athair ah neamh,
deiruadh ad tuath,
na laetha Gael m'oige
Smaointe
One by one,
One toy soldier,
Long long journey
Exile
Evacuee
Evening falls
Only if.....
And so on



Enya is a force of nature

Caribbean Blue

post=70825472:
Double Celebration.

Happy delivery.

Happy married life!

It can only be God.

Guy, I fit keep you busy for one day at least. Take a break from Nairaland. How much you dey do BBQ?
Make I patronize your business.

Btruth:
madam Rita, time dey go oooo......my 50 cent advice.

She ain’t up to 50.

Fall back!

Catering!

Optionally:
Please i am just asking for a friend

cc Lalasticlala

Your friend knows. Women, we are the intuitive ones.

2buffagain:
Had it for the first time today.
It tastes "okay", but the smell is bad and makes me gag.
It smells like an infected fish-smelling vagina.

Is this the expected smell? Did she wash put? Abi Is this what y'all igbo people eat?
Only Yoruba Vajayjays smell like that
helpful comments only

Only Yoruba Vajayjays smell like that

OyinbowithaTan:
Favorite places to visit and why.

Greece..I know more about the country than Nigeria.

Tedpgrass:
Errrmmmhh
Is she trying to upstage the bride or something?? A Riri moment??


Let's see pics of the bride n groom to decide

D bride asked everyone 2 wear WHItE

OboOlora:
Picker If u know u know

All dese boys, na card dem dey do.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I use to be a cry baby and everyone in my neighborhood knew my annoying g crying voice. One Sunday we went to church and I atrted crying that my mother should buy sweet for me o , that very Sunday she said it won't happen and then I kept increasing the volume of my cry till it became deafening. My mom who was a chorister pleaded with one girl that lived close to us to take me home. She took me home and after pulling my clothes, the girl left me alone and within a minute I was at the church main door wearing just pants and was screaming loud. And it was during the sermon when everywhere is usually quiete so everyone could hear my voice and they all turned and looked at me. My mom was so embarrassed she had to come out and carry me home. That was the end of church for her that Sunday. I was about 4years old.
I was a cry queen and I didn't need you to do anything for me to strt crying. If I have a child like that eh, I will leave them and run away. My mama try. My kid sis will be there quiet and and I will be cry for two

You are my twin.

Our Papa! The mouthpiece of God! Happy Birthday.

Sapphire86:
'...... really generous to a fault' 'pray to God to lead them to the love of their heart'

Madam, that prayer is sweet when the love of their heart is a billionaire or Alaafin. What happens if the elderly man is a plumber or gateman? Won't binding and casting start?

So generous that he gave her the dreaded viral disease.

cynthie140:
I'm a young girl in Calabar. Everybody getting married these days mostly marry guys from outside the country. biko where do they meet them?

They are many here, on Nairaland. Of that, I am sure!

Lalas247:

Lol. Mrs BeardGang!

Told my man would put a clip on the 'D' to protect it for me..
I will go Cardi B batsh*t crazy for my man 'D'.

Told my man would put a clip on the 'D' to protect it for me..

ModsareChevres:
Another 'sister' lost to a stranger. Well, they will still be based in Yoruba land.

The stranger will do what 1000 Yoruba Lucifers cannot do. His family's name will take her to places she never believed she would be lucky to visit.

She is privileged to be a part of the iconic Ibru dynasty.

Lying woman from the bowels of Hades.
Stop dragging Christianity into your debauchery.

Your profile says you are not a bad person.
I agree with you, you aren't bad!

You are Evil!!

Woe betide friends like you that only wants what belongs to others. Olé ni e!

Stealing a man's number from your friend's phone. In this 21st century. She doesn't deserve him, you that you are a deserver wants to be his savior. Traitor!

I bet your friend is drop dead gorgeous, that's why no one wants you. If she is a cheat, she will meet her Waterloo.

Ooni of Ife rejected her gift. The black colored stuff she held.

dkronicle:
I saw this news yesterday and it says the tanker ran into a school building ans no one died. Today thesame building is beer palour and 4died. Who i go believe?

Mourn the dead and tap out!

Na the "you this girl" make me laugh pass.

dbynonetwork:
From your response I guess you are psyched off...A glass of hypo would help you play with a full deck.... ..
Love you

Apparently, you are obsessed.
Fall back, son!

It's way past your bedtime, take some coins to buy some cereals and milk (maybe some brains too).

Goodnight.

nwanneni:
you are welcome.
Did not know you did 9-5 as well.coupled with biz?
That must be really hard,thumbs up

I write. I work from home. Sometimes, I see myself writing about 20,000 words in 5 days. It's crazy, I can't even lie.

Thanks a lot.

dbynonetwork:
Ooh my gashhhh!!!!! You make me laugh....... Nobody forced you why are you are claiming a victim here... Abeg
Let me tell you the truth, a lot of men don't care about a woman's virginity..A "DECENT" girl is what we want... Only guys from age 18-23 years still talk about virgin girls.

Why are you crying more than the bereaved? I'm not sure I am a jester, so I see no reason why you should be a barrel of laughter.

You got my attention, Now, sod off!

Mrbolt555:
shut up ur mouth. Ugly girl.

Your sorry a55 wished I was. Bitter gremlin!

nwanneni:
ok,why don't you tell us how you would rather spend your sunday?
Btw,where is soapqueen.that girl has been missing for a while

Here I am, busy with work and hustle. Thank s for the check up.

FunnyDude:
From your write-up, I can deduce who you are. You have poor mindset. How much is Npower graduate earning per month?

People are earning 12k here teaching secondary school. I mean graduate oo...

Marketing job want to pay me 36k monthly as at when I left, and I'll need to get up as early as 5am to go work...What of Transport fare expenses in Lagos? We're even told to look out for a target of 3million monthly .. I'm seeing such amount in just 7days still doing what I love best .. What can be more captivating than that?

Nigeria is a comedy!


Oops! I'm not selling any book at all.. I don't even have such energy.

I make same lying or sitting on my bed. I don't even have time to check my Upwork. I end up cancelling gigs.

Don't bother with these Thomases!

No be every body wey sit down for front of Lappy dey press!


Kudos;