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Imapearl:
I love you
Your one in a million
My secret keeper
My everything
I love you sis
Indeed ur a sister
Wish u a happy birthday
Kisses

Happy Birthday to your beautiful sister. May God Almighty cause her to smile always.

Did you notice the mouth odor after she gave you MouthAction?
If yes, it means it is your 'stick ' that smells bad not her mouth.

JupiterGeekVII:
The weakness I feel typically comes before and during, not after.

Mine is after. It is under control now though.

Caring0:
But you certainly do look like our pretty igbo sisters from the east, most ladies as pretty as yourself are usually from the east or North!

Okay tell me what tribe are you?

I am an Ukwuani(Delta) woman. Proudly one.

MrCork:
^^^ kaiiii. .see lightskin booooobsi. ...please please please can I drink u?

You won't eat?

Yeye.

Bouncingbabyboy:
I de pray make u and your guy quarrel ma step in marry u asap

Okay.

I'd tell my boo boo.

weyreypey:
That your left breasst....

I bet it isn't lyk your left b*lls.
Move on!

Caring0:
Hehe maybe not, as far as I keep seeing you this beautiful ego oyibo
Are you from igbo tribe?

No, Sir.

This guy and Ubi Franklin

She feels proud to flaunt them because they are still standing and perky.

What he will lose is more than he will gain.

I don't even want to start with the spiritual implication(s). He is wasting the best spermatozoa of his life on a hag.


What he will have in the end is Pyrrhic victory.

Nazarene2000:
I'm 29 years, but a 17 years old girl is madly in love with me. She bought me gift and keep coming to my house. Please, what should I do.

Get ready to welcome her and her luggage very soon. Do not have coitus with her.

Such girls are still naive and their emotions clouded by the fact that "first crush/love will be my husband".

At 29, you should know what to do.

Oh Christ!

Beautiful girls that would have helped inspire other women in better business climes gone, just like that.

So painful.

Say No to Drugs!

God grant these souls eternal rest.

Caring0:
Wow
... your dp... just.... makes me wanna cry I see so many things that are beautiful on it from your face to your somethings that are beautiful and round that I don't know their names

Don't you get tired of crying? Lol.

LivingFree:
Romance him then... take your tongue and do some artwork on his body and when you reach his johnson, spin your body and sit on his face!


I'm not feeling well tonight so don't take me serious

Hahahaha.. Come here.. Bad shild.

Xter92cy:
Some girls re d reason why guys will not take girls serious nd start playing games with even d innocent ones, Now tell me will u blame dis guy if he start misbehaving with d next girl he date...It will take a lot of time 4 dis guy to love d next girl wholeheartdly....IM VRY ANGRY READING THIS STORY

As in, my sister. Na wah o.

BiafranBushBoy:
I already apologized ma'am. I guess you didn't get the drift. It's all good!

I am sorry too, Sir! I never would call anyone ugly. I even hate it when people call others names. Never. Me, am I fine?

I like to go to bed with a clear conscience.
Apologies.

Good night

BiafranBushBoy:
first impression matters!

I saw nothing. . Op has you in mind now!

You should have used another movie. Must you mention Smeagol?

Please, get useful. Trolling someone unnecessarily. I can't understand why some of you copy parts of posts and add whatever you like to suit your thinking.

I called the lady beautiful Queen and wished them well.

Go away.

BiafranBushBoy:
Nawa oooo...

Smeagol. You couldn't just find another example!

I didn't say she looks like Smeagol. I said how happy he looked when he saw the ring.

Can't you see where I wrote 'beautiful Queen "?

Shirley80:
Ok let me give you an example of why I stopped believing in karma.

I have a friend, she’s a bit older than me. She used to date a guy in school. He was broke as hell, she got a job right after college and was supporting him.he pretended he wanted to marry her but was too poor to do so. So together they made this plan: she would get preggers, get a visa, come to France have a baby, pay a French Citizen to acknowledge the baby (hence she herself would get residency) than she would come back home to marry him. Letter on, he would adopt the baby back...

She sold everything she owned, quit her job, used her sister’s identity to get in and had the baby. She went through hell with her child, running from the police, sleeping in slums working awful jobs for years. When she finally got back on track( got papers, a decent job and place) she went back home to see her man. She found out he had found a job a while back, married a young lady behind her back and had no plans for her anymore.

She cried her eyes of. She was in her mid 30’s at the time and was devastated. She met her actual husband a few months later and within a year was legally married and pregnant with her son.

Her daughter’s father in the other hand was struggling with the new wife who happens to have fertility issues.
At the time as was 100% on board with this karma BS. I told her that she was “winning” because she is such a good person, a decent God fearing woman who works hard...

Guess what happened ? The very next summer she went on vacation home with her family. Her girl (who was 9 at the time) got sick, nothing too bad apparently (a bit of fever and headaches). She was eating and playing fine. All of a sudden she lost conscience and died within a few hours.

I stopped believing in Karma that day and probably stopped believing in most if not in all the bad vs good religious BS

My dear, if this isn't Karma. I don't know what is.

The end of the story is independent, not related to the beginning. It is so so so saddening.

This Aproko girl.Looll.

LivingFree:
To Assume is to make an ass out of U & me

Sidney Sheldon or so said this.

IamPlato:
...


Just Pity Him And Click So That He Will Not die Of Frustration

Bros.. Their stories wey dem dey manufacture done dey too much..

Haba!

Her face reminds me of when Gollum/Smeagol saw the ring in Lord of the Rings movie and said "My Precious ". So Happy!



Congratulations to you Op and your beautiful Queen.

Your ministry will get to its promise land.
La click, la bend.

Freiburger:
What nutritional value can one get from cow skin?

None, just like Buhari to Nigerians.

Na manage we dey manage.

Giovanotto:
doesn't work that way bro, I have been plain honest with them from the start... I don't wanna play games I can't finish.

The German will go on to fall in love with every other English speaking black guy she sees, she doesn't love you, she loves what you are.

The Oyinbo might be talking to other black guys that are on the dating site.

Your 20year old girl,well....


Na your life. Pick the fruit wey you pluck eh

greatforever:
I posted sth here last month. but I haven't moved on she hasn't soften her pedal she insists we separate. D reasons she gave was da I was making jokes which wen I was with her I apologised. I TLD her I was sorry...
she even went ahead to tell me da I'm a good person but she doesn't want any relationship 4 now.

d prob now is da I haven't moved on from her. her thought keep rising in my mind...

pls help I want to move on

Unfortunately, we all have been here at one point in our lives or the other. Living in "denial", I think that is what they call it. We ask questions like "It really can't be possible that he/she has moved on so swiftly, can it? "

Fortunately, many of us who found ourselves here have moved on. The best thing to do is to channel your energy to something productive. Just get busy!

clive2u:
Raise your child. Live your life. If there is karma then his is coming soon like new naija movie. God bless you

Life really, isn't karmic. The only consolation you get sometimes is moving on and making yourself happy.

No more leave thrash for lawma or leave life for Karma.

Op, my thoughts and prayers are with you.

Don't give her money at all.
Do not buy her a phone.

"She is very pretty", "she said she likes me", that is how some girls swallow all the brains in guys' heads.

What will be will be. Give this budding relationship time.


Three days is too short a time to decipher if a girl loves you or not.

I am tired of reading this girl is a "ho", "shovel ", "digger' on Nairaland.