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donstan18:
You of all people should know that I'm the wrong and last person who'll ever want to play smart on.

You used a wrong and outdated method to carry out your plans. A very wrong one.

You are scared of Espada10 because he has been tormenting you on this forum, and of all pattern to save your ass from his brawl, you decided to accuse him of being me We once used that pattern, but it's stale, try something new. Just try something new,

According to your failed and stale logic.

Below shows that you and SoapQueen are the same, isn't it? Dummy

Hype and praise yourself below.







Login with Poco, type a comment.
Login with SoapQueen , like and share the comment and praise yourself.
Login again, concur with each other.
Then in the dead of the night, login with another again, and see how your likes are faring

Hilarious! I haven't seen Poco, she serves it hot hot, me likey but I assure you we aren't one person.

MrCork:
..kaiiiiii. .can I kiss u 17 times?

Only 17?

Lalas247:
having different shapes and sizes is normal we can't all look the sane .. but storing fat which can be burnt with excercuse has nothing to do with genetics..

the ladies in my family some look like 600lb my dads side they are all fat all live in Nigeria ...
even have cousins who look like whales . .
why don't I look like that. ? I work out ! my sis is preggo now ... not one ounce of body fat .. I do yoga with her .. its a choice and most don't care..

another friend she Igbo lives near me all her family are huge.. this girl always on a diet yet her tummy looking like 8 months pregnancy ..
she stayed with me for a while before she moved to her place n she lived on McDonalds and can back Grey goose like its water.. she deceiving herself thinking its her genes

Faints @whales... Hahahahhaa..

Evil!

OfficialDad:
Would u rather prefer I like man?. You're beautiful as hell, no pretending

Lol. Thank you, your bae@Lalas247 is here..

Lalas247:
u want baby number 10 abi she is taken biko .. free her for guys wet serious

Thank you, sugar!
I hope you had a great day!

pocohantas:
Meaning a huge percentage of single guys have had sex with a married woman at one point. That of course is before they got married to some other guy's ex.

If that's not karma, I don't know what is

Double edged sword!

Loud it Ma!

Btw, where do these guys get these statistics?

Amaechi eye too dey shine.

soberdrunk:
What did you do before the slap? What type of slap was it, 'local call' or "+44"? Was it 'intentional' slap or "impulsive" slap?

I think the slap Yoruba call "igbati" or "ifoti"

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Let me come up on you real quick. Let's roll in your DM . your DP looking too fine as hell.[/quote]@OfficialDad, repent ooo. Chai!

You too like woman.

Thot yo baby mama was bad? Stick with this "perfect" one..

Very, very good invention and innovation!

Thank you, Lord Jesus!
Now, some men can think with their brains!

Modified: E pain dem. Dey wan bash me die. Hahahahahaha!

Correct Urhobo woman! Urhobo wado!

The mango tree leaves are so green!

SunFlow:
Hello Romanians,

When is the best time to let go of a relationship that is becoming boring, one-sided and emotionally draining.

Wow! I didn't know Nigeria now has another name called "Romania ".

Call it quits when you feel things are no longer working out, even after you have tried.

ubunja:
older women are generally sweeter because they know sweet behaviour is the only sweetness they have left since that pvssy has long become a borehole.
better a difficult teenager with a delicious pvssy than a delicious-acting living fossil of 35 with a pvssy so open it shows her cervix if she opens her legs.

Guy, this your fossil talk dey always make me laugh.

Westaslave2:
soapqueen aka ezenwanyi ncha...i luv intelligent girl lyk u

What does ezenwanyi ncha mean?

Ziggylady:
Useless animal!!!...You think you are in Nigeria where rapists,criminals and pedophiles walks free and are even supported by their fellow twisted-minded males on and offline while and the victims gets blamed abi??..


Well the deportation is not even enough punishment....Like i always say,90% of Nigerian male population will end up in jail in Civilised countries if they live by the attitude they portray here over there.

Shift, make I faint. Mbok.

igetjoyfromthis:
You are lucky you have a flat tummy. I for finish you just now

Doesn't make me better or more appealing than those with bigger tummies.

Ivorianaija:
Actually, some women naturally have certain body types due to their genetics. Some people a genetically coded to be bigger because they have more bone density and the have a slower metabolism, by nature. This body type is classified as an endomorph, "a person with a soft round body build and a high proportion of fat tissue." So, in conclusion women with bigger bodies most of the time don't have a big body because of eating habits but because of their genetics. This also makes it difficult for them to lose weight.

Not always true, Sir.

Pusyiter:
It is just a sign of poor dietetic hygiene.
What do you expect when you take a girl out?
She go dey order dey go and dey eat orishirishi and at the end, she go carry suya as take away.
Tomorrow, another man do same thing and the list is endless.
She go carry pot belly na? E.g, the babe wey dey read my comment.

What on God's green earth is "dietetic hygiene " in this context ?

I think some people are beginning to forget that it isn't important to always speak on issues they know absolutely nothing about.

Save for our beautiful moms out there who have birthed babies, some of you men are the ones with Basin bellies.

When its time to fight Fulani herdsmen, this wicked husband will not have power.

bigbash619:
just collect the belle and keep quiet

Get some vitamins in your system and fix your legs, then keep quiet.

Na the mint sellers finish me with laughter.

7.Have the sense of an Igbo man.

You are not overreacting. Tell her to stop it.
Na from clap them take dey enter dance.

She is very, very sick.

Turkey Nla

Let her go now before she gives you another man's children.

Ire2:
And yet you don't have a man. You are single to the core with menopause knocking... Too bad. You will not see ladies who have boyfriends online ranting. It's only th single ones like you that will be all about the cyberspace. Lmao

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I will glorify you one last time with an answer.

My problem has never been and never will be a man. This Cyberspace doesn't belong to you or me, there are over a million people on Nairaland, stop trolling me! I don't even know you!

Why are you obsessed with me? You have been on my tail because I refused to oblige to your demands.

Get over yourself, Mr. Napoleon complex.

Ire2:
And yet you don't have a man. You are single to the core with menopause knocking... Too bad. You will not see ladies who have boyfriends online ranting. It's only th single ones like you that will be all about the cyberspace. Lmao

I refused to date you and you go on ranting like this?

Funny!

bigbash619:
see you!!! Marvelous benji will even give your type free belle

Isn't Marvellous Benji a human? Doesn't he deserve to be a father? Are you better than him?