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Naughtiners? U meant? Lol

insidelife22:
all theese naughterners self.

if you correct my spelling .

then you are one of em.

He was not appointed!

ugwumichael:
Congratulations to Eto'o, a well deserved appointment.

U want to marry ur girlfriend? If yes then tell the UBA girl you have some1 serious. If nat then play along with uba gurl.

Jayzel:
I don't know if i should explain the whole issue to my girl but will it be the idea i need now ?

Only a fool wont include a cover letter. Its in it you sell yourself by putting in your strengts for the job.

littlenzuki:
Hello nairaland please is it a must that cover letter must be included when applying for a job. Though some job advert does not specify it

Who told you that they do not marry?

[quote author=Thanos5555 post=107975427]Good day folks, I noticed that most times our family and friends or elderly ones get to be engaged romantically with only white ladies and hardly (am not saying never, but rarely) will you see our Nigerian guys get married to black

You are insane for spouting nonsense

Righteousness2:
We Live in very crazy and abnormal times.

This is quite Similar to the Plague of Grasshoppers and Locust GOD ALMIGHTY used to ravage the land of Egypt, just before HE took HIS People away.

Folks! It's so visible to us the world is not normal anymore. We are in the Last of the Last Moments.
Get your ways right with JESUS Christ before it becomes too late.

Manage what? Make una respect una selves oh! Supporting a bad wife. If na her broda she g give 5 meat

Mariangeles:
She's probably too stubborn and places so much importance on food.

I bet she won't like it one bit when you go to her pot. Kukuma manage her like that.
You will adjust laslas. The lord is your straingth

What too much meat? Give him towel or Kanda or chicken or roundabout or cowleg. Must it be beef all the time. Towel and round about cheap pass beaf na..

Mariangeles:
Your wife is acting based on the way she was raised.
When it comes to food, men adjust in the ways of their wives.
Besides, too much meat is not good for you and your wife is protecting from being overfed.

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Xenry:
Which one of these buckets will get filled first?

Fool!

Siberia01:
I love the Igbo spirit
There is hardly any Igbo person with less than 20 million in his or her account
They are super wealthy...nnewi alone houses more than 500 billionaires
Not to talk of Aba and Onitsha
Obi is just a few of them...

Nothing wrong. Y not try do intro so u no hear stories during Nysc?

ersonleads:
I'm presently working with a reputable company. I met a girl I really flow with. She's matured & understanding. She's in her 400level in school & I said within myself never to let her pass me by. We've come to a compromise that she should finish before I take her to the alter. Want to do so when She's 22yrs of age. I'm 11yrs older than her.

Please I need your Advice if I'm doing the right thing?

If to say n me i go tell my bro. I wont keep it to my self.
I suggest u tell ur parents first or any other close relative before telling you bruh

DSC7:
I met this beautiful damsel around 2012,we got admission into same institution same year....

We dated from 2012-2016,,,,

During service we parted ways and met again 2018 but ended up becoming friends with benefits....

By 2019 distance(different states) kept us apart due to life plans.....

And we don't have each others contacts again

So i was chatting with my elder brother this morning and he told me about his fiancee, i asked for her picture... Lo and behold she was my ex and friend with benefits.....


Now there is no way she will know that we are related except on their wedding day coming up next year if i attend.....

I don't know whether to tell him or just let them be

R u normal?

Bola146:
it's better you keep quiet, let her tell him herself.

E b like u de live for cave. So u no know say oyibo de use vegetable take develop am into beef? Also dem de work am now inside lab...if dem no tell u u can't differentiate!

Sinensis:
These people mumu aswear. Na only cow meat be meat

Wait oh! The car at the background resembles an APGA van. So i guess since the emblem of the party is a cock/fowl the main is rejoicing for the recent electoral win of the party in Anambra state . My guess...might be wrong though.


[quote author= post=107482863]Update From . COM

A Man was filmed sharing a plate of rice with a hen, Reports.

In the Video, BLOG[/quote]

R u serious or trolling?



quote author=Maski87 post=107447420]No regrets for me,I was a banker before I fled Nigeria to UK things were really hard for me us and our 4 children until my wife started sleeping with this big yoruba man that she was cleaning his house,now na serious enjoyment we dey do,my friends are now saying the didn't know that we have money[/quote]

Forgot her. Or you will be one resentful,hurtful n hateful husband towards her because of this! Let her be...by the way na woman de change church not man.

KoladeChris24:
I have this girl who is the only one I love, but she said she can never attend catholic church.

I told her it's not an issue - that as my wife, she's free to attend any church she likes, but she insisted our family would have to attend the same church.

She won't marry me if i stick to my Catholic faith. Please advise me, she's the only one I love, and I can't start over anymore.

U fool. Wetin yoruba do u?

SensualMan1:
Never leave ur building project in the hands of a yoruba man. They are just wack.

Imagine the disaster caused by a yoruba contractor. I'm tired of these people.

In other words, few days to go. Remember, Anambra is a done deal. Soludo - solution
Professor Chukwuma Soludo for Governor of Anambra state. Nkea bu nke anyi! Be anyi kanyi n'azo!

They dont. They get wet i guess!

silvoclaira:
How do female get erection

Get Daflon...it's a French medication I guess

Bayonet40:
I am currently suffering from pile and it's very painful, as it is now am having constipation, and when ever I try to use the toilet, the pile do come out so I have to push it back in again. But the pain is what I can no longer endure. Please help me. What should I do, what drugs should I get to at least reduce the pains. I can't stand or even sit for 30 minutes. Please help

Mr. Man go to gombe n make money

fmcjunior:
Pls, state which you'd prefer with reasons.

Note:
The South West job offers little growth both financially and skill wise.

But the Gombe job offers renewal of contract in less than 2yrs if they see progress and you get to meet alot of influential people.

Where will he get the money for another house? Nigerians and their entitlement mentality!
House wey op de build with him wife! What if na di wife parents moved in? Una for call them evil and bad family with a bad daughter!
Make una fear God oh!

nokspos:
your story put a smile on my face, what else can a parent wish for. I wish you more success but free those people, let them enjoy the fruit of their labour. When you are back , build their on apartment in the same compound , structure it in a way that they won't disturb your own family maybe with some kind of fencing . Or build their own house for them in another location, its clear that they are tired of being a tenant, even if you build for them , its still your own house someday... and it not bad to have many properties. God will continue enriching your pocket.

More problematic then. Or maybe u told them it was your house? What if ur wife wants her folks to also move in? Let your folks know its owned by you n your wife.....that own the property!

Kehindeaj78:
I'm married and the development of the house is from the purse of me and my wife

You must be crazy. If African parents dont like paying rent why did they not build their own house? They should ve discussed their intention with op 1st. Y did they adk him for rent money and use it on something else?


@op i know you will be mad at such betrayal. 1st things 1st what kind of house is it? A bungalow or apartments? If apartments let them usage of one apartment. If bungalow what were your intentions of building it? Is it for rentals or other purposes? Thread carefully...i hope they dont claim part ownership for using the monies you gave them for rent to make it a bit havitable. Moreover if you have siblings lwt them know say na ur house n not a family house that shall be shared equally!

Emarvel:
They're your parents, African parents don't like paying rentage.
Just make more money and hasten the maintenance of the house for them, afterall you're not coming back to the house to live forever.


This post made front page.......haha; FTC

The man took the bottle instead of the glass wherein she put the poison. She was dealt with and her clothes torn by a mob that was told about what happened!

They wanted the man's car thp..

Wawelexy:
The heart of MAN is wicked!!!

Innocent MAN, it should be the heart of WOMAN instead!!!

Anyone that does not fear those creatures is half dead already....

Fat pig with devilish heart....

They speak about the Iranian nuclear threat, but Israel has hundreds of bombs, and it never signed the non-proliferation treaty for nuclear weapons.'

I hate this Western hypocrisy towards Israel...

Bodmum:
who is deceiving this Yoruba Muslim?

U r a big FOOL!

KarinaLove:
Try and respect her decision. She said she is not the sex type. Then leave her.

Must marriage be all about sex?

I don tire.

Everytime Men And Sex....Tueeehhh

Can't men use their time for something more productive in life

See guy chill. How am i to guess that some uses their pen/biro to video me?! Some use their watches......i dont blame mist people being hyper on this topic!

larryjonze:
Honestly, i feel so insulted that a lots of people here fell for that shit OP, c'mon cable outlet.
why did he not challenge the hotel mgt, someone will just post lies thinking all nigerians are gullible

As soon as u enter a hotel...turn off all the lights and if u see any infrared light note that uts a camera. Some hide cameras in a clock in a hotel room even!

Depressed101:
you mean you don't care if someone blackmail you with your private activities?

I no go blame buhari here ooh!
Obamsanjo and jonathan did not rectify the p. Harcourt and warrri and calabar ports problem either!

Naija8240:
“My first experience picking up a car from Tincan Port Lagos to Port Harcourt”

The day started off with me picking up the car from Lagos Port. Thereafter, I proceeded to register it to avoid unnecessary interception from security personnels on the road ensuring all necessary documents were in check.

Knowing how the system functions, I was advised to keep some cash handy for some security personnels I’ll meet at various checkpoints. What I encountered on the road didn’t seem like extortions . In fact! One can say the police, army and every other security officers that are suppose to protect lives and properties of our dear country are the people robbing us.

How did we get here?
Nigeria security services have destroyed this country!
There were about 23 check points all filled with police ,army and customs on the high way. Each had a particular amount stipulated to be paid.
I met like 9 custom officers checking for duty papers. Each asked for a “1k non-negotiable fee” as that was a standard for them. Then the army took 200 naira at each check point.

The police are the worst!
These guys are hardened criminals disguised in uniforms to operate legally on the road. They have no mercy. I spent 2-5k each at checkpoints.
I ran out of luck as I approached Benin where the bigger problem started.

I got to a checkpoint and was told my car is tinted and the registered plate number didn’t reflect on their system. I was taken to their station and asked to pay the sum of 100k. I looked at heaven, left and right for help but none came. I started negotiating the extortion, and we ended up at 40k. After paying I was allowed to leave and so I continued my journey hoping this time the extortions were over.

As God answered my prayers, I didn’t meet any Custom officer from Benin to Port Harcourt just police check points.
In total, I spent 98k on extortions and it saddens me. The questions that still lingers in my head is “why Port Harcourt and Warri Ports are still not functioning till date”?
Why do our Politicians Politicize everything in this country?
If not politics, tell me why the Ports in the South are not operating?
There are lots of readjustments to be made especially where citizens in my country have accepted extortion as norm.
We need to do better!

God bless!!

In the west plumbing is lucrative....i gave u the example of a doctor. Ponder over it for a sec.

TUBLEZ:
do u know if plumbing is also lucrative in usa?

I LIKE THIS POST ALREADY. AS SUCH I WILL
WRITE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

FOR A LADY I SUGGEST:
HAIR DRESSING
BABYSITTING
TAILORING
AND TO AN EXTENT PLUMBING


FOR GUYS PLEASE PLEASE AND PLEASE LEARN:
CAR MECHANICS ON MOSTLY JAPANESE AND GERMANY CARS IF U DE GO UK

PLUMBING (WITH THIS I HAVE SEEN SOME ONE ENTERED LONDON ON A MONDAY AND BY TUESDAY E DON GET 3 JOBS LINED UP! DEM PAY AM 500 POUNDS PER JOB THAT WUD HAVE CAUSED 1000 POUNDS PER JOB IF A UK PLUMBER WAS USED).

PAINTING IS ALSO GOOD OH!

BARBING

TAILORING

for proud people i dont mean this is ur msin hustle oh! Just side hustle to survive london.
For those in doubt i don see doctor abandon e job for london go join plumbing company. E de earn 90k pounds per year as doctor but 150.000 pounds as corporate plumber!

uchechefaith:
Please what handwork is advisable for someone planning to relocate abroad to learn, that will be useful both home and abroad.