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Depends on the chemistry. First date does not always mean there would be a 2nd or 3rd. But if the chemistry is right on the first but you have reservations about the other person, just go for one night stand and don't see again. Have fun and relish the memories.

For me, I will cherish such a girl who knows what she wants and go get it without sentiments or awkward mentality.

The armed robbers infected her in Asaba, yet it is Lagos men she came to punish. Bast@rd.
You see why visa should be required upon entry to Lagos. These kinda of people should be deported

She locked the door, hid the key and I urgently needed to go for an appointment.

She dragged me from the belt like these SARS people do.

She banged my head on the wooden bed while I asleep

And many more.
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Same person. I eventually ran, it was almost too late


MODIFIED:
Since some of you are asking for more of what happened, here's my response to someone.....

spiralwedge:
The girl eh... After she misbehaved, she would later come to her senses, begging, crying, remove my trouser and boxer, give me BJ and still crying. And I would be so vexed, fvck her real hard with no mercy, she would be still crying, and at the end, she would go to the kitchen to prepare semo with some crazy extra large turkey. Lmao

I was a disciple of "Never-hit-a-woman" doctrine o and she knew it. My liberation came when I gave her a thorough panelbeating, she couldnt believe it. People couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it too. It was like a scene from a battered heavyweight boxing match. I always just dey laugh when people say "never hit a woman". Every relationship and personality are different. But generally, don't hit any one. Ladies are supposed to be loved and pampered.

But over here, the developers have refused to integrate

Strongsoul, pm me

highqueen:
Lol, true but those ones aren't really true whites.

Smh

Your ignorance no be from here o. E get square root.

Olodo

This is absolutely true and I'm pissed.

The op giftedhand92 is Chika Ike's NL handle.

ubcandid:
Another important thing; if you are jogging on a road keep in mind to jog at an opposite direction to traffic flow, don't jog in the same direction of traffic because with your head looking to traffic, you would be alert to any imminent danger and can even have the luxury of putting your earpiece on.

Can i just add that even when merely walking down any road, always walk in opposite direction to traffic flow.

Last week, a truck could not stop on time due to bad break and with a vehicle in front swerved off the road to avoid hitting it. But a lady was there, the truck hit her and then climbed on her.

Been using my Nigerian used baby boy for 5 months now, lovely car, no lele. Although I fear so much for the ball joints, but I have my mechanic check it regularly.

My only worry now is the SIDE AIRBAG occasionally flashing on my dashboard. Is this a problem?

Please house, my baby boy started flashing SIDE AIRBAG since last Wednesday after servicing.

It's not quick flashing, but it flashes a while, then goes away for a while.

Just called my mechanic, he said I should see a rewire.

Any opinion?

babytoun:
Where did this on jump out from ?

Na you don be English teacher now. ?

I thought he said "S.A. has won the cup as far as I am concerned " when I reread the post I saw they he actually said "as far as THEY are concerned" I saw my error and apologized ...na you wan teach my English now...I laugh

You still need to retake English; Comprehension specifically. After several hours you still aren't able to grasp.smh

This is the post you reacted to:
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Ekaka1: And SA WINS....great tactics by them.
Again, none of these teams will get near semis
For SA they have won the cup with this win as far as they are concerned.

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The meaning of the above post isn't about the prediction of who eventually wins the cup, but about the basking of euphoria of this particular win by SA.

Understood now?

babytoun:
Abeg keep quiet ...won which cup ...I was on the stadium to watch Cameroon yesterday ...they are the team to beat

You need to retake your WAEC English abeg

Axum, if you are still alive, you are definitely mad and a psychiatrist help ASAP. You are sick, dude.

djshevytee:
Abacha is far better than all this democracy Presidents

Your papa... No let me swear for you o.

BusinessMogul12:
À roomate is urgently needed at mowe, it a room And parlor with runing water and conducive environment...

Where exactly? Mowe or Berger? What's the rent rate? How many people are sharing bathroom and toilet?

skaemregh:
This guy is really pushing stuff while low lifers are on Nairaland hating him

I'm not sure i know who those hating him are but the the stup!dest low-lifers are those who are atikulating to Obituary and abandoned this man and his cause. Shame to them all. Only shows all these guys are mischievous and never-do-good.

Today, ipob
Tomorrow, atiku
Today, nnamdi
Tomorrow, PDP
Today, biafra
Tomorrow, AtikuObi or restructuring

Even Boko-haram sef no dey waiver back and forth like this. People will take you serious if you stick to one cause and follow it through come what may.

I don tire mhennn.. I will have to be avoiding any related headlines henceforth. Can't deal.

HERE IS THE LIST AND WHERE THE SPEAKERS CAN BE FOUND:

Egba- (OGUN STATE)

Oyo- (OYO STATE AND BENIN REPUBLIC)

Igbomina- (OSUN, KWARA, ONDO, KOGI STATES AND BENIN REPUBLIC)

Okun- (KOGI, ONDO, EKITI STATES)

Itshekiri- (DELTA AND RIVERS STATES)

Ijebu- (OGUN AND LAGOS)

Iseyin- (OYO STATE)

Owu- (OGUN AND OSUN STATE)

Anago- (BENIN REPUBLIC)

Ibolo- (OSUN AND KWARA STATES)

Awori- (LAGOS AND OGUN STATE)

Yewa- (OGUN STATE)

Ekiti- (EKITI AND KWARA STATES)

Ijesa- (OSUN STATE)

Ilorin- (KWARA STATE)

Akoko- (EDO AND ONDO STATES)

Ilaje- (ONDO STATE)

Ife- (OSUN STATE).

Please, there is one dialect I can't remember: They are very close to the ilaje's in Ondo State. If you know it, please, fill the gas.

THANKS.

IKALE

I don't see how all the 20million Igbo population (igbo voters all over Nigeria are less than 5million) all over Nigeria can bring the scammer Atiku to power.

Nigeria will not move forward until Hausa/fulani and Igbo peoples stop voting as a block on tribal biases unlike the Yorubas. If only the other tribes can be half of how the Yorubas think politically, we might have taken a leap forward in progress.

She asked you where you would sleep na.

As a man, you should have given directives on sleeping arrangements or even discuss it long before you started having visitors since you only had a bedroom.

If I were in your shoes, I and any male visitor would sleep in the living room. And female visitor can share the bedroom with your wife and kid.

But ideally, given that you only have a room and sitting room, don't encourage anybody, family inclusive, to stay overnight. They will understand.

swiz123:
This is very wrong. How could a colonel chose to behave like an uncivilized tout.

How can you slap Someone for verbally abusing you?
She could have sued the policeman for his uncouth manner towards her.

I sincerely hope if it were the policeman who hit the lady for verbally abusing him, you guys would still support him.

Stupid hypocrites

Shaaarrrap there. Bloody civilian

hisgrace090:
Peter obi did no such thing, why were the APC too afread of this peter obi of a man?

It seems they fear him more than all this days.

SE in presidency? You gotta to fear man. Bigotry will ruin everything, probably a 2nd civil war.

Na mumu dey serve.
You risk your life for nothing and waste a whole year. Smh

70% of politicians don't serve. 90% of those who serve will never need the certificate. Useless scheme.

Amosun is a devilish fool and should be shut out of Ogun politics. His senatorial ambition should be dashed, he should loose.

Ogun House should gather liver and impeach the sadist Amosun.

Please help us tell ATIKU to just enter plane go USA to say hello to them. His expenses on me

odiks:
Adams Oshiomhole, national chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), is on his way back to Nigeria from the UK.

The APC chairman travelled out of the country after he was quizzed by operatives of the Department of State Services (DSS) over allegations of collecting bribe during his party’s primary elections.

More to follow…

https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-oshiomhole-on-way-back-to-nigeria-ready-to-face-accusers


So it is now UK that he travelled to and not US

It is obvious that the devilish Gov Amosun of Ogun State is behind his matter, just as he did to Adeosun.

alBHAGDADI:
Mike Bamiloye is very wrong to have said children of God are going to hell.

First and foremost, Children of God have the spirit of their father in them. They are not like Obasanjo or Doyin Okupe's children who insult them by going to eat at Buhari's feet.

No child of God will seek a child from Satan. Only unsaved people will do that.

Mike Bamiloye should mind the kind of words he says because what he juts said about children of God going to hell is unscriptural. Can Bamiloye feed his children to a tiger?

Why does he now think our heavenly Father will destroy his own children?

Mathew 7:11

If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

He is talking about compromise and deceit, silly.

kojeiwa:
I thought LELE means 'Problem"

That's the meaning.. Problem.

No mind the guy

Katier00:
Trying to have $ex on first date. It turns me off completely
Boasting about having the whole world at your feet

This is an hypocritical mentality.

I will most likely stick to a girl that's expressive and get down with me on a first date than the one that would on the second.

To me, she's quick and intelligent to know what she wants and she goes to get it. An up and doing girl.

But the ones like you, na to play along, chop and dump

kennypoka2:
It's only a blind man that will predict another man winning other than Sanwo-Olu. Campaign hasn't really started but this man has already won the hearts of many lagosians. Yes, I repeat many lagosians.. His demeanor alone speaks of calmness and intelligence.. Without knowing him, you start loving him.. That's how powerful Sanwo_olu's magic has gotten people. PDP/Jimi Agbaje has no chance in Lagos in another 20 years. I can't say much about other States but I'm very sure Sanwo_Olu got Lagos.. Jimi knows it. PDP knows it. Even Atiku knows it! .
Have a great week

Lagos voters are different from party voters. You may need to start knowing the difference. The vibes you have been getting are all from party politics and from people that may not even vote.
Of course, i respect your opinion but the fact is APC has never won by landslide in Lagos (that is actually our bone of detention).

I will ignore the first line of your response.