₦airaland Forum

RuthDaniels:
Dont try it!

Ruth tell us why.

Her point is at best, an undefined one.

You see, there're 'necessities' and a 'necessity'. Here, I'd simply look at the former as human wants while the latter is our needs. Applying the basic knowledge of "wants" & "needs" in economics will further help in clarifying my own point.

What do you think of this picture:

A. Washing machine is a Need;

B. Washing machine is a Want?

cc: donstan18

thesicilian:
Then I guess you would also regard a car, television, microwave, gas/electric cooker and even a pressing iron as luxury?

Your guess is yours. You're the one saying...

Someone should tell Eniola that a washing machine is not one of the "basic necessity of life".

Her supposed 'rich mentality' has obviously eroded common sense from her.

And if you ask me? I think that is too much a price to pay.

All she does is called you fool, idiot, mumu, mad man, olodo etc. And all you do is what? Of course, LOL sheepishly and perhaps adding: 'Baby wow... I like it when you called me such romantic names'?

So you be mumu true true

What a fantabulous and chemicalized love letter!

Gratias... gratias... gratias..

Oh wow...

Is that the licky-licky and three-score enthusiast of a man?

In summary, the NPF is saying in essence that they've not been granted the power by Bubu, grand patron and commandant of the Miyetti Allah wing of the terrorist group, to arrest cows and Fulani terrorists herdsmen.

Rather, the NPF will only be at alert to use sticks and stones to drive away the cows when next they come, perhaps, to take a flight to Aso Rock and say Hi to their patron.

Once upon a time, someone did rightly called this sh!thole of a country, a zoo! Now I know why...

SMH.

FluidQueen:
Lol.
I know, I know.
But I'm just saying...... You'll be alright.

Mbok just gerrarahia...

FluidQueen:
All that massive resentment. You'd get over it someday. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It's Just Nairaland. You'll be fine.

Don't even start...

What is resentful about calling a spade a spade? C'mon... gimme some credit!

You're a slut! I mean, I'm not the one saying it... you did!

It could be that you're also suffering from occasional amnesia. Here's my advice: check your signature for a memory refreshed.

FluidQueen:
So, we're friends now?

Your wish & dreams...
I can't be a friend to a slut.

FluidQueen:
Then, don't date.
Dating and relationships isn't and shouldn't be a mandatory thing. You don't have to conform to societal expectations. Just live your life the way you deem fit.


The imperative thing is, YOU ARE HAPPY.

I never thought you have this much sense.

Perhaps, just perhaps you're learning fast...

Anyways, Op you must listen to this wise counsel by Flui*Queen.

See them... generation of puna/dick suckers and enthusiasts of inordinate desires!

SMH...

Perhaps the sounds or rather, noise, from clapping further adds to the noise produced from the mouth. Together, the total noise generated is aimed at creating a scene. You know women are literally, drama queens...

While the former produces nothing but noise, the latter (men) are producers of punches...

Hehe... shikena!

Whoever wields such a powerful weapon upon a woman holds nothing other than, a sort of, magical grip on her.

I'm so sorry for this woman's husband. Only a miracle can save his wife...

donstan18:
E dn reach woman birthday, na why u come finally de type correct English.

Kikiki...

You mean sey Op's head dey only correct when woman is involved?

Very good!

Now, this stoning of Satans should be extended to Liar Mohammed. Perhaps, just perhaps the familiar spirit of lies will be stoned out of him.

And then lastly, Bubu's whole convoy should be set ablaze!

These people should be called by their proper name: "Fulani Terrorists".
SMH.

Wee you keep kwayet!!!

How can you injure someone and then somehow hope or look for a way to prevent the injured from crying

The pains will always be there!

I thought the love has always been for tigers... original ones o.

Do you now see why you should love the lamb of...

Now is the time... run! run away from tigers, lions & horses!... for they're all beasts of burdens!

Litblogger:
When a person is engaged, their prayer point should be "God, expose any hidden negative traits my fiancee has before we get married"

On the contrary, the prayer should be: 'Lord, bless our relationship and make my partner a better person'.

Are you seriously praying to find faults in others, like you're an angel? Like... are you for real

SIGNS OF IMMATURITY IN MARRIAGE FOR WOMEN:

1. Denying the husband puna when there's a little misunderstanding: What da hell is that for!? Izzi your thing alone

Shebi you no know sey person fit die when konji hold am?

In fact, we seriously frowned at this act of great injustice and wickedness! Abi you want kill person ni?

2... To be continued...

Baddest grandma ever...

Mama be like: 'So someone cannot enjoy again in peace in this country'?

The lion himself. The one that roar and even all the giant rats in Bubu's office run for cover...

Twale baba!

Asking the FG to publish even an imaginary list of either recovered properties or money is like asking Bubu to show us his WAEC result.

Shey you want him to forge the result ni, abi you want make him go hire 1000 SANs to defend him?

Your Excellency, we the sane ones already know the truth jare...

timseye:
...So my question is, Is she showing me some green light? I still like her really. Should I ask her out or I should build more attraction with her first before asking her out?

She is not showing you any green light, neither should you ask her out.

So someone cannot coman talk you again in peace? Or is that how you used to do?

I cast & bind every karAshika!

ArcFresky:
This OP shaa, how did APC try rubbishing her reputation?

By means of witchery, using their demonic brooms.